Reanna R. King
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Joined 11-17-00, id: 25823, Profile Updated: 05-21-12
Author has written 29 stories for Utena, Slayers, Fushigi Yuugi, Violinist of Hameln, Neopets, Misc. Games, Misc. Anime/Manga, Pokémon, Sorcerer Hunters, and Weiss Kreuz.

I don't use my FFN account anymore, as I am concentrating on my original work.

You can see my original fiction at my homepage listed above, though. Please go to reannaking on Deviantart for my current artistic endeavors. While all this stuff is really old and pretty terrible, I see no reason to take it down, and if someone is actually able to derive enjoyment from this crap, more power to them. Also, I had a lot of fun writing this stuff back then, and I don't want to invalidate that enjoyment by getting rid of my account altogether. Just please, don't expect me to make more. Hope you enjoyed my work!

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blasphemy! by Luke In Blue reviews
Unsure as to whether or not the world was ready for this, I hesitated to upload this fic, but... Heh ^_^; What mayhem will ensue when our heroes find a hentai site?!
Sorcerer Hunters - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2002
Adolescence Mokushiroku- Shoiryu Style! by Shoiryu reviews
See the Utena movie? Did you understand it? Well this will either help, or make it a whole lot worse...
Utena - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2002
The Neopian Conspiracy Theories by Synnic reviews
This is the story that started it off!
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2002
Who Wants to...Revolutionize a Million Dollars? by KillTenchi reviews
I know...I know! It's been done. Get over it. Nobody can write weird Utena fics like ME! Hahahahahahahaha!!! >:)
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/11/2002
If I Had A Million Dollars by Purple Mouse reviews
Hotohori and Nuriko at open mic night,
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2001 - Hotohori, Nuriko
Super Geno RPG by DarkMillennia reviews
A month after Geno leaves, long after Smithy is destroyed, all is well. That is, until Geno returns to find his friends gone. Now, the blue battler must set out and destroy the evil that took them away.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2001 - Published: 3/6/2001
Little Red Riding Hood by Crystaviel reviews
A short, odd fic I wrote about two years ago. Little Red Riding Lina is on her way to Grandma's house with a basket of treats. But a certain purple wolf has other plans..Somewhat ecchi X/L.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/20/2001
When Fox Attacks by Majin Vegeta reviews
It's a fic about what would happen if Fox suddenly had Slayers on part of it's Saturday Morning block thing. Expect my usual brand of insane humor here.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2001
Audrey's Incredible Slayers Impressions by Audrey reviews
It's really just chaotic mumbo-jumbo but if you're in the mood to laugh at stuff that's just random, this is a good fic to read. It's about...um...an eggplant running around a Target imitating Slayers characters. Oy.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2000
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The Ecchi Adventures of Reanna and Akio reviews
Episode 19: Much ecchiness and violence ensues when our heroes attempt to escape from the Utena world. Rated PG-13 for lots and lots of Keroppon.
Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,857 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 11/21/2000
A Change in Programming reviews
Everyone knows how female fans view the WeiB Kreuz guys... what happens when the drooling fangirls manipulate management in to changing the show to suit their desires? SATIRE.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002
Spoonerism reviews
Stis thory is my first Horcerer Sunters fic, so jee bentle. It's heakin' frillarious, and that's lo nie!
Sorcerer Hunters - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11/21/2002
Rock Cloyster reviews
Another cute little song parody.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2002
Gettin Jiggly Wit it uhh yeah reviews
A song parody I did a while ago. It's cute. Really.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2002
If I Had a Million Silvers reviews
Parody of "If I Had a Million Dollars." Lina+Gourry: Gourry sings to Lina of all the things he'd buy for her. Much cuteness.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2002
Rose Garden of Horrors reviews
Based on the cult-classic musical "Little Shop of Horrors." The entire thing is up now! Huzzah! Rated PG-13 for strong language.
Utena - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2002 - Published: 2/4/2002
Battle of the Bishies reviews
A bishie competition featuring Xelloss, Perio, Akio, Aburatsubo, Shinkouhyou, Kao, Miki, Papacha, Kojiro, Il Palazzo, Michael, and Dryden. It's... utter insanity...
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2002
Amelia on Shakespeare reviews
Amelia fights the forces of evil with something other than her usual arsenal of spells and Justice speeches...
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/10/2002
The XXX Files reviews
This is an old one. Nanami decides to investigate paranormal activity at Ohtori, bringing Miki along for the ride, forcing him to eat insane amounts of pudding, submit to rabid fangirls, and other atrocities.
Utena - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2002
Whose Line is it Anime? reviews
The TV series "Whose Line is it Anyway?" with an anime twist and starring anime characters!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2002
Rollercoaster Tycoon: Ballad of the Doomed Guest reviews
I wasn't sure where to put this... but it's the story of a guest doomed to wander a park forever, never to find the path. Can he make it back to civilization? It's kind of a poem/narrative.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2002
Tione and the Lab Ray reviews
Tione is a Kyrii who actually WANTS to get zapped! What will happen?
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/19/2002
Violinist of Hameln commercial parodies reviews
See the Hameln gang parody Geiko, Tootsie Pops, Mastercard and more.
Violinist of Hameln - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2002
Last Will and Temperament- Ecchi version reviews
Touga has died and left behind a very strange will... here's the ecchi version, a slight... variation on the previous fic!
Utena - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2002
Last Will and Temperament- Touga's Will reviews
Touga has died and left behind a very strange will...
Utena - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2002
Living La Vida Touga reviews
I don't need to tell you what it's based on... I don't need to tell you who it's about... I don't need to tell you to read it... because you're all smart enough already, aren't you?
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2001
Blue reviews
Miki sings about his "blue" life at Ohtori Academy. Based on Eiffel 65's song.
Utena - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/3/2001
Murasakibara no Saga reviews
I wrote this in the span of three months not long after I had first seen Utena. Looking back on it, now that I've seen almost the entire series, I'm still amused by it. A touch of everything from insanity to light drama.
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2001 - Published: 9/23/2001
Mazoku! reviews
A parody of "Dentist!" from the Little Shop of Horrors musical-- Xelloss sings about the joys of being evil! Kawaii...
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2001
The Great Outdoors? reviews
"Bara no ZIP IT tame ni. ZIPPai Unmei Mokushiroku. Sekai wo kakumei ZIP IT tame ni."
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2001
Kiss of the Mazoku reviews
This is a romantic/mysterious poem I did for my English Literature class about being kissed by Xelloss and becoming a Mazoku. Insert any character you like as the other person... or yourself if you like. ;)
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2001
The Warrior Song reviews
A parody of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song, sung by Nuriko. No, he's not a lumberjack, but he is okay!
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2001
The Sexy Akio from the School of Ohtori reviews
A parody of "Little Old Lady from Pasadena." Go Riji- Go Riji- Go Rijichou! :D I luv this fic!
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2001
Slayers MATINEE- Disney's Beauty and the Beast reviews
The Slayers gang retell the tale of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Lots of crazy song parodies and... some strange characterizations, featuring the dumbest "Belle" and the scariest "Beast" ever!
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2001
I Think I'm a Stone Now reviews
How does Zel feel about being a Chimera? Listen to his song and see! Based on the song "I Think We're Alone Now."
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4/17/2001
Slayers MATINEE- Disney's Aladdin reviews
The Slayers characters tell the classic story of Aladdin. Improvement on the original? You decide! Complete with song parodies and starring Zelgadis as Aladdin! Can a magic lamp bring Zel his cure? Maybe...
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2001 - Complete
Sequin Revolution: A Show Choir Disaster reviews
The Utena cast forms its own show choir and causes general mayhem at a competition! Can Akio sing? Can Utena play bass? Can Saionji play drums? More importantly... CAN THEIR AUDIENCE HANDLE IT?!
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2000