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Joined 10-19-10, id: 2582426, Profile Updated: 04-06-15
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

IN NEED OF PROMPTS: Help me!

Hello, darlings. So, for those of you who are curious, I'm in serious need of writing prompts. I'll write pretty much anything if it interests me, but I do have a few rules/exceptions to the prompts I'll accept. Just because you send me a prompt doesn't mean I'll write it, but there's a good chance I will as long as it interests me and follows the rules.
You guys can send me special AUs, ATs, crack ideas, ships, angsty drama, anything. As long as it follows the rules, I don't care.
Rules:
1. It has to be in a fandom I'm in. Feel free to submit any prompt to me via a PM or one of the sites at the bottom of my profile. If I'm not in the fandom, I'll let you know.
2. No OCs whatsoever. I'm not even going to use my own, regardless of prompt.
3. No smut. Sorry
4. The more details you give me the better. I love having restrictions and more information on the prompts.
5. Prompts will almost always be oneshots, not full stories. Sorry. The only way they'll become full stories is if I get sucked into the AU.
6. You will be credited for any ideas you supply. Don't worry about not getting the credit you deserve.
7. Feel free to prompt me with a message on here, Tumblr, dA, AO3, or send me an email. I'd prefer you not leave prompts in reviews and do not send me prompts as a guest because odds are I won't use your prompt and, if I did, I wouldn't be able to credit you.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, MESSAGE ME! I DON'T BITE!

Name: You may call me whatever you want.

Age: 20

Location: The Bat Cave

Personality: I'm a blunt, sarcastic asshole and that's all there is to it. My dogs are pretty much the only things I actually like.

Enjoys: Pondering.

Hobbies: Writing, reading, watching anime, tumblr, suffering because of my fictional baes.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Top Ten.
1. Bleach- Kenpachi Zaraki.
1. Naruto - Two words: The Akatsuki. (Yes, it is supposed to be numbered 1.)
2. K (Anime) - I adore Mikoto. He's adorable and I love his voice actor. The show is so incredible. It hits you right in the feels.
3. Shingeki no Kyojin - Attack on Titan. Let's just say Levi, Reiner, Bertholt, Erwin, Eren, Armin, Jean, and Marco.
4. Kuroko no Basuke - I hate basketball, but I adore this anime/manga.
5. Durarara!! - Izaya and Shizuo are the loves of my life.
6. Psycho-Pass - It's really good. Full of suspension and the right amount of action. The character interaction is wonderful as well.
7. Magi - Freaking Sinbad, Masrur, Judal, Kouen, and Mu.
8. Tokyo Ghoul - Ugh. It's so beautiful.
9. Haikyuu!! - Fuck these sports anime boys. They're killing me.
10. Free! - Tachibana Makoto ruined my life with his perfection.

Favorite Anime Character(s):
1. Kenpachi Zaraki - My baby.
2. Itachi Uchiha - The Bae.

Favorite Fanfiction(s): Seriously just check out my favorites list. They're all pretty amazing. I recommend all of them.

Writers: Klavieres, Tori-Da-Mutt, cywscross, Sarah1281, Bittersweetcrimson, Homesweethomicide13, Mistress Penelopye, TwinTrouble, Arzosah, and obsidianLight16. And that's just to name a few. I also recommend fics by tearsofthefallen, riptocs, and LinzRW.



Facebook fanpage for Kitty Trilogy:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kitty-Trilogy/431146573595018

I HAVE FAN ART!!!!!! Go look at them all cause they are all incredibly awesome!

Link: http://danizaraki.deviantart.com/favourites/47587371

And fan-oneshots/musings/Stories!

Tori-da-Mutt - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6986019/3/Lost_Innocence# and http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7222710/1/The_Life_and_Times_of_Terah_Mitsume

Avenging Pineapple Dreamer - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7232882/1/The_Akatsuki_the_Puppy_and_the_Alice_and_Kathryn#

Darkpetal16 - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8264532/1/Dreaming-In-Wonderland

riptocs - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7379903/1/Heaven and https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7951707/1/Danna and https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7380485/1/When-You-re-Gone


My FanFictions:

Naruto-

Consider Yourself Kitties (Naruto): Currently being rewritten. Ignore the original for your own sanity. Rewrite is updated biweekly on Mondays!

Man, I Miss the Kitties (Naruto): Complete. It's the sequel to the above mentioned story. My readers wanted one so I obliged. I try to update at least every four days. 2 OC's only. It needs to be rewritten too, holy fuck.

Screw the Kitties (Naruto): Complete. It is the last of my Kitty Trilogy as far as I know. It is possible I'll dig it back up at some point but don't count on it. Mainly five OCs. Two from the prequels, and three children. Updated once a week/every twenty reviews. God it needs to be destroyed.

Extra Kitties (Naruto): On-going. It's basically a dump for my shitty ideas for the KT

Snatched (Naruto): Discontinued. I've kind of hit a hard spot on it and I ended up having to give up. It was sapping my creativity and it would have dragged on for far too long. Cousin plans on rewriting it.

Jōnin Perspective (Naruto): On-going. HAHAHAHAHA!

Thoughts of a Killer (Naruto): On-going? It's not really a story so much as just something to write when I'm in class and really bored. It is updated randomly with no real plot behind it. It needs to be destroyed too.

Crossovers-

Elves, Men, Dwarves, and Criminals (Naruto/LotR): Oneshot. It was a birthday present for my cousin. It's not supposed to be continued but I've actually written a few more chapters for it. I wonder how long it will take my readers to notice this and attack...

Harry Potter-

Apples to Apple: Marauder Style (HP): Oneshot. I was bored, okay? And I wrote it before I discovered Cards Against Humanity.


Other Information:

If anyone needs to get a hold of me for whatever reason you can PM me on here, Tumblr, or email me at danizaraki@zoho.com.

dA page: http://danizaraki.deviantart.com/

Original Works: http://figment.com/users/296635-Dani-Prindle

Facebook Fanpage: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kitty-Trilogy/431146573595018

NaNoWriMo: http://nanowrimo.org/en/participants/dani-prindle

Archive of Our Own: http://archiveofourown.org/users/MeandmybigD

Tumblr: http://me-and-my-big-d.tumblr.com/

Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/daniprindle/

Feel free to do whatever.

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Sins of the Fathers by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Book three in the Strawberry Bad Boy Universe. Delve into the lives of Grimmjow and Ichigo's children and see how they and Shinji's daughter Yayoi turned out. Yaoi and Het. Rated for content. discontinued
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,329 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,208 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13921 - Favs: 16,924 - Follows: 14,364 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Submerged by Onileo reviews
Every time he came into her life, she felt herself slip further into his world. When she's pulled in too deep to stand, he is the only one who can keep her afloat. Rated for language, violence and future lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,400 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kisame H., Hinata H.
The enemy of my enemy is my lover? by Scarlotte O'Hara reviews
After the war and on the verge of extinction can the 3 races set aside their differences to get along? Trapped in karakura the shinigami and humans find themselves in a predicament as the arrancars instinct to imprint overwhelms them and they unwillingly become their mates. Moreover can the 3 races work together to get back and save soul society? crack pairs abound
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 108,286 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K., Renji A., Grimmjow J.
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 413,222 - Reviews: 3630 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
My Disjointed Life by Pendrum reviews
Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,129 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/28/2005
Stranger in a Strange Land by cywscross reviews
Ichigo lands himself in an alternate universe where the Gotei 13 rules with an iron fist, Aizen is actually not that bad a guy to hang out with, and both sides keep trying to recruit him. How is this his life?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,963 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,648 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen, Shinji H., K. Urahara
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Dare Box by Magpies and Pie reviews
"Ginoza-san has been looking more stressed lately. Do you think it has anything to do with the dares?"
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,731 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013
Sight by cywscross reviews
Ichigo can see ghosts. He can see Shinigami and Hollows, and that's fine with him, if not always safe. But he kind of wishes that he doesn't also see Zanpakutou spirits. All Zanpakutou spirits. Because apparently, no one else can.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,766 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 6,401 - Follows: 6,071 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Ichigo K.
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by AchievingKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
The Silver Gambit by cywscross reviews
Gin swore all those years ago that he would see Aizen dead. A little thing like losing a war isn't going to stop him. It just means he'll have to change his plans a bit.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - G. Ichimaru, Ichigo K., R. Matsumoto
Time Jump by cywscross reviews
Six months after their exile from Soul Society, Urahara cooks up a machine for a glimpse of the future. As with most of Urahara's experiments, things don't go quite as planned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 351 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Ichigo K., Shinji H., K. Urahara - Complete
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 6,053 - Follows: 5,833 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
XMen: Skoold by Tori-Da-Mutt reviews
AU: Logan got his memories back at Alkali Lake and No Stryker trying to eliminate mutants. Logan hit the road, and on his way back, rediscovers his affinity for picking up hitchhikers who drag trouble along behind them like luggage.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth
Haven by cywscross reviews
The first time around, they came together through a promise, through circumstance, through necessity, and bonded through trial and desperation. The second time around, they were inseparable. And they were going to change the world.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,582 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Uryuu I., Chad/Y. Sado
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10086 - Favs: 9,859 - Follows: 7,013 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Winds of Change by cywscross reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Ichigo's family is dead (in Soul Society; a meagre comfort), his powers are sealed (courtesy of Central 46), and when Ichigo finally passes on himself (too young and too old at the same time), it's without an ounce of faith in the organization he once fought alongside. Luckily, Soul Society is huge. Not so luckily, certain people find him anyway.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Ichigo K.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Life and Times of Terah Mitsume by Tori-Da-Mutt reviews
a story that will be written in collaboration with DaniZaraki's Man, I Miss the Kitties. Told from the POV of my OC, Terah mitsume, starting about two days before she meets Alice, Kat, and the Akatsuki. I only Own Terah. M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,975 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Akatsuki
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Adoption 101 by LeaderPinhead reviews
The first rule of pet adoption: Never go for the weird ones...no matter how cool they may look, it may only make your life more complicated. Rated T for STRONG language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,606 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Um, What the Hell? by Klavieres reviews
So, Zack agreed to go back in time to change a few things, yeah? And usually, in all the numerous Time Travel fics, the actual time traveling turns out okay. Unfortunately for Zack, he's still kinda, you know, dead. So how the heck's that gonna help?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,611 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Zack F.
The Trouble with Sisters by xdreamernumbuhfour reviews
Being a brother had become difficult, especially when the sister he was trying to protect was after his blood. Tiburon didn't know what to do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Dreaming In Wonderland by Darkpetal16 reviews
A birthday present for DaniZaraki featuring DaniZaraki's characters. ; ItaOc, DeiOc, OcOc, MadaOc / TobiOc. Happy birthday DaniZaraki! *Warning* Language, fluff and Alice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Submerged by Galadraen reviews
How long had these feelings been building. When did start letting the Uchiha be in charge of everything? Was it during that exchange of power that he fell in love? WARNING: YAOI/KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Save Me From This Nightmare by Klavieres reviews
This wasn't supposed to happen. It wasn't our deal, they weren't supposed to die yet. It's got to be a nightmare, but why aren't I waking up? And he's crying? Why? It seems...wrong. Everything is so...wrong...Yaoi! Attempted angst!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,545 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Sentimental by xdreamernumbuhfour reviews
For everyone wondering about Hidan's baby mama in Little Clouds. One Jashinist plus one Jashinist equals a baby Jashinist! Or violence. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Postage Due by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
It wasn't the first time he had tried to form an alliance between their clans, and unless this try succeeded it wouldn't be the last time, either. A brief look into the correspondence between two of the most powerful shinobi in the history of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Catching Up by Klavieres reviews
Naruto has had enough of Madara's seemingly infinite source of power, and finally calls him out on it. In the middle of the battle field, no less. It's a wonder Gaara hasn't strangled him yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Thicker than Blood by Klavieres reviews
Shisui had always been with Itachi since Itachi had been born. So by the Gods, he was going to stay with him, no matter what came; be it war, disease, or even his own death. No yaoi, just brotherly love. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Sole by Liliath reviews
"Wherever Hokage-sama goes, so does he. Uchiha Sasuke." Suspense and drama, hints of romance and shounen-ai, but, most importantly, the question of "what is going on between Sasuke and Naruto?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 268,613 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fidelis by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- Sasuke knelt down on the ground, his insides turning to ice. Sakura came and stood by him, her presence followed by a cry of grief. Then Uchiha Sasuke did something he hadn't done in almost fifteen years: he cried.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Abyss by Joel 7th reviews
To most people, death is the most horrifying thing. But to a certain youth, death may be the only escape from his current situation. If death was to free him from that man's grasp, then so be it.
Togainu no Chi/咎狗の血 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Shiki, Akira
Seven Short Steps to a Typical Thanksgiving by obsidianLight16 reviews
Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Convalescence by Liliath reviews
The coitus wasn't meant to be, not at all sweet; Sasuke has all of Naruto, Naruto all of Sasuke. But they're not ready. They start at the end and old wounds can't be mended yet. Tis a twisted tale that yearns for a happy ending. Heavy shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cure for Hiccups by Klavieres reviews
Itachi is in the middle of a meeting and when he can't seem to get rid of a problem, Kakashi offers to help. Short oneshot, Pre-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Dear Twilight, by Fanfiction Love 2006 reviews
A series of letters to Twilight from fans of Harry Potter. Feel free to review your own for input. Spin off from my "Sincerely, The Readers and Writers of Fanfiction." Rated for possible language and concepts. Let's be open minded haters, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 60 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
When You're Gone by riptocs reviews
A tribute for DaniZaraki's fics, Consider Yourselves Kitties and Man, I Miss the Kitties. Alice misses her weasel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
Heaven by riptocs reviews
An AlicexItachi tribute for DaniZaraki's fics, Consider Yourselves Kitties and Man, I Miss the Kitties. Alice is trying to serenade Itachi in the morning...lots of fluff and silliness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Work Withdrawal by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sequel to 'To Be Lazy' and 'Easier Said Than Done'. Kakuzu seems to have a problem with his dedication for his work. So Sasori and the others get together to help solve this issue. However...the result is a bit more than they bargained for. Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu - Complete
Partnership On Trial by obsidianLight16 reviews
Deidara and Sasori are newly partnered in Akatsuki,and they don't exactly get along the best. But then a mission comes along that could possibly change their rocky partnership...to an even rockier one!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Party Crashers by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori and Itachi get invited to Orochimaru's 50th birthday party. Orochimaru makes it a point not to invite the rest, but will soon come to regret this decision. After all, the others don't like being left out. All Orochimaru wants is a normal party...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru - Complete
To Be Lazy by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori tried to help Deidara when it came to his hot chocolate addiction, but now the tables are turned. Deidara worries for his friend's laziness as he tries to get the others in their apartment to help with this problem. Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Easier Said Than Done by obsidianLight16 reviews
It's winter and Deidara has taken a liking to a certain sweet beverage. Sasori dares say Deidara's liking is borderline on obsession. It's up to him and his friends to separate the blonde from his cocoa for an entire week. No one said it would be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Liberating Rain by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein didn't realize how much he was keeping his fellow members away from the outside world- until a storm did it for him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cellular Devices and Façades by obsidianLight16 reviews
Hidan's boredom leads to a fit of anger and Deidara was just trying to take over the world. Who knew cellular devices could lead to so much trouble?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki, the Puppy, and the Alice and Kathryn by blah di bleh reviews
A one shot for DaniZaraki about her story 'Man I Miss the Kitties'. With Alice being down after her injury, Kathryn and Deidara decide to get her a gift to cheer her up. Now the Akatsuki are on the receiving end of the Louis' incarnate dog's fury.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Invisible M by Tobirion reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Worst Kind of Dream by Galadraen reviews
Itachi Uchiha would never know what possessed him to do it. Perhaps he was just a little feverish when he began to trail kisses down his companion's stomach. He was feeling a little hot after all... WARNING: YAOI. Don't like, don't read. KISAME X ITACHI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dancing With Death by homesweethomicide13 reviews
They met over a homicide case. They regularly fight over a homicide case. But just as a cop needs laws and the law needs cops, Kakuzu and Hidan need each other, whether they like it or not. AU KakuHida- NOW A SERIES.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Persuasion by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Madara is recruiting members for the newly-founded Akatsuki organisation, but Kakuzu just doesn't seem to be interested... Slight MadaKaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Madara U., Kakuzu - Complete
No More Moon's Eye Plan by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Naruto and Killer Bee show what they think of Madara's plan the only way they know how - with gratuitous overkill and excessively enormous explosions. Drabble. Crackfic. Some strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
Reflections by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan's quietest when he's praying. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
My Prisoner by homesweethomicide13 reviews
It's Hidan's birthday, and Kakuzu's come up with the perfect surprise. He just hopes he can go through with it... KakuHida. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Solid Gold by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Sequel for Strawberry Bad Boy; Shinji and Nnoitra's story. Follow the two of them four years after the end of SBB and see where they are now and how they got there.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,058 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Nnoitra G., Shinji H. - Complete
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds by ckret2 reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Teeth by ckret2 reviews
Itachi's tongue is bleeding. Kisame's more sheepish about this than he'd like to admit. KisaIta. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3755 - Favs: 5,371 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 3,716 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity by dantesdarkqueen reviews
A series of oneshotsdrabbles that basically show that Sephiroth is just as human as you and me. Most of them will be humorous, and all are preNibelheim. Latest: the saga comes to a close. Thanks, everyone, for your support and for reading this!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 147,054 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8193 - Favs: 4,437 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The way to your heart by wolfgirl4716 reviews
Fresh out of the police academy Deidara is ready to start his new job as a police officer but what happens when the police division he's assigned to turns out no so ordinary members? Not only that but can he trust his new red headed partner? YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,548 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Snape Teaches Vocabulary by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Snape has a theory that the reason why his students cannot brew potions correctly; they do not understand the meaning of the words. Snape decides to change his lesson plan...to a vocabulary lesson. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are less than enthused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Don't Apologize by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. They have always had a tense relationship, a relationship they barely talked about. A relationship Kakuzu apologizes for. And Hidan isn't so sure what to think about that. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dirty Me by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Shinji takes Nnoitra over to his empty mother's house for a bit of alone time. RP based on my own AU story Strawberry Bad Boy. Hardcore yaoi warning.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,983 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Shinji H., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4205 - Favs: 5,926 - Follows: 6,052 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki Lemons by WhirledPeace reviews
You guessed it, random yaoi lemons between Akatsuki couples, supported and crack alike! I'm practicing writing a lemon, so tell me how I can improve so my other story, 'Read My Mind' can have the ultimate lemon! Yaoi, lemons, review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Akatsuki
The War of Attrition by Arzosah reviews
He'd realized it, of course, after their third meeting. Hours, days, years, it didn't matter; in the end the immortal will always win. One-shot. Death-fic. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Kakuzu's Side Job by Arzosah reviews
One-Shot. Akatsuki crack. Kakuzu has a secret side job that he doesn't want discovered. Pein finds out and isn't sure he approves. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Death Fail by Arzosah reviews
Sometimes you're immortal, and sometimes you have no excuse. Akatsuki crack. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6676 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Satisfying Needs by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Kakuzu is on a solo mission, so who will satisfy Hidan's needs? Getting cosy with the blonde bomber sounds like a good plan, until Kakuzu returns home early... KakuHidan, HidanDei, KakuDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Sickness and Ice Cream by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan is sick, and it's Deidara's turn to look after him. When Hidan keeps demanding things, Deidara takes things into his own hands... HidanDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Attack of the Fluff by Petileo reviews
When he took them home, Iruka really had no idea how much trouble they would be. At least, they always have eachother. Kittens and fluff. Kitty Sasunaru, Kakairu. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Boredom by Magnusrae reviews
A Vassalord one-shot. What Charles J. Chrishund fears most isn't the vampire. My little theory on why he attacks Rayflo in Vol 1, chpt 1. Warning: extremely mild shonen ai. See A/N for details
Vassalord - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7069 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,672 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7064 - Favs: 6,749 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
EUREKA! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Did anyone ever tell Iruka that his name sounded like eureka? Well, goddamnit, Kakashi was about to! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
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Consider Yourselves Kitties 2-point-0 reviews
Rewrite of the original CYK because it's shit and I hate it. Now enjoy: New stuff! Fun stuff! What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls, and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. I'M BACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,830 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 8/18/2014
Extra Kitties reviews
This is a compilation of outtakes and extras from my Kitties Trilogy. Expect lots of strangeness because I honestly have no idea what's going on. Rated for swearing and violence. Beware of OCs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,318 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
The Jōnin Perspective reviews
We've all seen stories from the viewpoint of the Konoha 11 and Sasuke, but what about their superiors? This is a story told from the perspective of the elite ninja in Konoha. Rated M for violence and vulgar language. AU/AT. Focuses mainly on Kakashi, Obito, Shisui, and Itachi with appearances from some of our other favorite Jōnin. Written in Collaboration with Goodboy-chan. NO OCs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Elves, Men, Dwarves, and Criminals reviews
What happens when you put a fellowship of men, elves, and dwarves trying to save their world with a group of just as many criminal mercenaries who want nothing but the destruction of their own? One can assume nothing good comes of it and they'd be right. Rated T for swearing. A few OCs in there but only one has more than a few sentences of dialogue. Oneshot present.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Legolas, Akatsuki - Complete
Screw the Kitties reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Apples to Apples: Marauder Style reviews
The Marauders are bored and the Room of Requirement doesn't seem to be helping until James decides to cure their boredom by introducing the other three to an amusing game of hilarious comparison. The cards might say more than the boys realize, however. Rated T just because.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Marauders - Complete
Silence is Golden Sometimes reviews
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. With a temperamental baby around, I bet you the Akatsuki wish they had some. Rated T for Hidan's swearing. Four OC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Thoughts of a Killer reviews
A look into the minds of the some the most dangerous ninja in the Shinobi world. I'm undecided about how long it will be, but it will be T for violence and potential swearing. No OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Akatsuki
Conflicting Religions reviews
Hidan gets a taste of some religion from Alice's world. How does it play out? Two OC warning, there is no religion bashing I promise. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
When Boredom Strikes reviews
Two OC Warning. Kathryn is bored and decides to annoy some members to sate her boredom. How will they handle her antics? T for swearing and some Jashinist gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Dangerous Mood Swings reviews
Alice and her mood swings keep everyone on their toes. Though, sometimes staying on their toes can't even save them from her wrath. Oneshot. Two OC warning. T for lots of swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Karin - Complete
Shinobi Snowball Fight reviews
Our favorite Konoha and Suna ninjas have a snowball fight along with the Akatsuki. Oneshot. Two OC warning for those of you who hate OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Man, I Miss the Kitties reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
What is Going on Here? reviews
A collage of words. Prizes, oneshots and plus-shots of Naruto antics and whatever I want. Purely random. Rated for potential violence and mainly Hidan's swearing. Some chapters have OC's, others do not. It all depends on my mood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,719 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Akatsuki
Snatched reviews
Discontinued. :(
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Akatsuki
Consider Yourselves Kitties reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete