Baconator900
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Joined 10-19-10, id: 2582555, Profile Updated: 05-27-15
Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Sims, My Little Pony, and World of Tanks.

Hey wassup!! read my profile or go straight to the bottom to read my stories.

My youtube gaming channel: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFaJI1NiHAmWnA6q0nLUOpw

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down, copy and paste this to your profile

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile (I did this during testing. NOT good!)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of's lives, post this in your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of's lives, post this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about killing someone you hate, took out the chainsaw and then realized that murder is illegal copy and paste this onto your profile

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Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Now what am I going to use???)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And how do I do that???)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Now I am curious...)

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) (Wait! That goes against #5!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...they just love the holidays!)

26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (WHAT! I was so looking forward to showing my friends!)

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Living The Dream by kickass222urmom reviews
The world has ended for humans, but a young man gets a second chance at life in a new world. Rated M for later chapters.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 141 - Words: 357,092 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Dreaming Reality by TolkienNerd4832 reviews
When a certain dragon and viking fall through Megan's TV, her whole life seems to be turned upside down. Join her and her friend Sabrina on their epic adventure to get the two back home. This is one wild ride you do not want to miss!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
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Teaching Others Friendship, The Hard Way reviews
War with unknown has left the ponies of equestrian to use tanks. The mane 6 need to learn their tank(s) and roll out into war. Rated T because game is rated T.
Crossover - My Little Pony & World of Tanks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack
War of Pain reviews
When Rainbow Dash goes to war, will she be safe? Beginning is a little bad but it picks up after two chapters might put lemons in future.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Rainbow Dash, OC
Tragedies on End
Spike finds a love and finds out that he will love her for all his life. Many things come across his path, read to see how he goes through all these problems.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Spike, Applebloom
Friend or Lover? reviews
Read this story and finds out when Spike starts to like Applebloom with a twist of true story. Rated T for later chapters and stuff you will understand later.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Spike, Applebloom
percy's holiday gift from annabeth reviews
when percy and annabeth go to disneyland on christmas find out what happens! a bit mystery.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Man and Sim reviews
When alex takes a sim out of the Sims 3, and evil comes, will they have to join?
Sims - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011
camp at halloween:Percy's revenge reviews
sequel of camp at halloween. what happens when percy is out for revenge
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Percy J.
Camp at Halloween reviews
Well my first fanfic so don't get mad if this is bad. horror for everybody including in camp. one-shot or maybe continue.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete