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Joined 10-20-10, id: 2583541, Profile Updated: 05-30-13
Author has written 6 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Icemark Chronicles, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Avengers, Pirates of the Caribbean, Gilmore Girls, and Supernatural.

So hey, welcome to my profile.

I hope you enjoy my fanfics and thanks for taking the time out of your busy lives to read them and come onto my profile! (If you notice any spelling mistakes, that's because I can't spell and SpellCheck saves my life on a regular basis).

In case you're wondering, I took this pic (now I have something to brag about! Yay!) with my digital camera in Jasper National Park in Edmonton, Canada (I don't live in Jasper, I just took the picture).

Chipmunk Disclaimer: I don't own the chipmunk in the picture. I just took the picture.


I once thought I was a ferret but it just turned out to be an opium haze. - Will Herondale

I don't want to be a man, I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't control his own inner demons. - Jace (whatever his last name is because really, who cares? he's just awesome)

I don't remember you being invited into the Glass City, Magnus
I wasn't. The wards are down.
Really? I hadn't noticed. (sarcasm)
Someone should have told you (to Luke) Tell him the wards are down. - Magnus Bane and some other guy

Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube? - Simon Lewis

When I find out which TMI/TID quote is best, my life will be complete.


Life! Don't talk to me about life! - Marvin the depressed robot (the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy) gotta love Marvin.


Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho. - Hans Gruber (Die Hard)

Yippie ki yay, mother f*er. - Hans Gruber (Die Hard)


This is a playlist of my life. It's my first and second tries and whatever I thought fit all mixed up depending on which one I liked best. Plus my comments! Enjoy!

Rules: Put your favourite music player on shuffle and fill in the names of the songs in the order they show up.

1. The love of my life will be inspired by this song: Love Me Two Times by Aerosmith (That's not exactly promising)

2. To cheer myself up, I: (Rip Out) The Wings of a Butterfly by HIM (always fun sarcasm sign)

3. My day will be like: Hallelujah by Paramore (So . . . good?)

4. What makes me happy: Knockin' on Heaven's Door by Guns n' Roses (Because I do that all the time, don't you know)

5. My ultimate dancing song: Hello/Goodbye by Erin McCarley

6. My innermost desire: (Everything I do) I do it For You by Bryan Adams (So it doesn't matter, does it?)

7. The best thing about me is: In The Shadows by The Rasmus (take that however you want)

8. My birth was like: My Apology by Great Big Sea ( . . . *tear*)

9. This song describes my grandparents: I'll Never Tell from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer 'Once More With Feeling' soundtrack (but they love each other anyways :P)

10. My deepest secret is: Walk me Home by Mandy Moore (Now you know *sniff* I walk home . . . )

11. My friends see me as: I'm Not Jesus by Apocalyptica (feat. Corey Taylor) ("I'm not the mesiah" "Yes you are! I should know, I've followed a fair number of them.")

12. How I will die: Ghost of Love by The Rasmus (Isn't that ironic?)

13. Happiness is: Babe I'm Gonna Leave You by Led Zeppilin (No, that's that other thing. The one with the tears. Or the killing people with knife)

14. My family is described by the song: Join Me In Death by HIM ( . . . no comment . . .)

15. If I reached the top of Mt Everest, I would scream: Burnout by Green Day (and then collapse)

16. My parents are like the song: Let it Be by The Beatles (don't I wish . . . *siiiiiiigh*)

17. My make-out song would be: Close to the Flame by HIM (Exactly)

18: If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: I'm Not Jesus by Apocalyptica (feat. Corey Taylor) (shortly followed by "WAATER! NEEED WAATEERRR!")

19. My alter-ego is: Rest In Peace from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer 'Once More With Feeling' soundtrack (so my alter-ego is Spike? AWESOME!)

20. At my funeral they'll play: I Feel The Earth Move by Mandy Moore (against my wishes to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC played there! That's it! I'm coming back to haunt their asses!)

Hehehe! Kukuku! always fun!


So there. Hope you like my fanfics, at least noticed my profile, and please review the freakin' fics! Not to sound too picky, but could you not give me those super-short reviews like 'good story'. 'liked it'. 'please write more'. I get really excited when I see I've gotten reviews. If you give me that crap it's like offering dark chocolate (heaven in a box) and giving white chocolate (ick!). In my opinion anyways.

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The Courtship of Loki Odinson by andquitefrankly reviews
Sequel to Do Or Do Not, There Is No Try. It's official. Tony and Loki are dating. But what about jerk dads Howard and Odin? And surely this will cause a riot at school. Not to mention Thor's ire as well as the Warrior's Three. Maybe next time Tony should consider dating a less life destroying nerd. Not that that would be any fun.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 83,519 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Superhero Life by AtLoLevad reviews
Short drabbles about life in Avengers Tower. Steve/OC. Tony/Pepper. Clintasha. Now a series. Now COMPLETE
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,406 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The 51st Games by SenseandCommon reviews
Dean, Castiel, and Sam are all tributes in the 51st Annual Hunger Games. Each from different districts, they all share one common goal: the need to take the title of last man standing. Who will be the victor, and how will the less fortunate tributes meet their maker?
Crossover - Supernatural & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,999 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Dean W.
Gemini Protocol by Ms. Perception reviews
There was never just one. And to think it was all because of the coffee. Thor was stuck on Tony duty which required lots of patience and a visit to their favorite coffee shop. It's all downhill from there as they meet Not!Clint and his brand new British sidekick that seems intent on stalking the two Avengers. In other words the time that the IMF met the Avengers.
Crossover - Mission: Impossible & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,212 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - W. Brandt, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Devil You Know by MaverikFlame reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,520 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Pirates, and tiger, of the Caribbean by Numbuh296 reviews
AT WORLD'S END UP! Calvin and Hobbes find themselves in an epic adventure on the high seas. Meeting rouges such as Jack Sparrow, Barbossa, and Davy Jones, will they become the best pirates of the Caribbean? Reviews greatly appreciated.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,988 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007
Key in the Kingdom by Morena Evensong reviews
It had been a perfectly ordinary day. And then he met her." Spoilers for all of season 1 and now the first half of season 2. Please read epilogue warning!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,516 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Dawn S., Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Still Not Fair by ObscureEnough reviews
Sequel to 'So Not Fair', per DeepBlueJoy's request. Andrew needs rescuing: cue Xander Harris, who so shouldn't be entering such a magical area. Oh, and that cuddly teddy-bear, Severus Snape.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Xander H., Severus S. - Complete
Not So Grimm: A Cracky Fairy Tale by gleefulmusings reviews
Alexander, prince of Cordeliana, seeks to reclaim his throne from the evil William of Cloroxia. Assisted by the White Witch, a pair of helpful dwarves, and a particularly surly magical mirror, he will fight for his lands and a Prince Charming of his own.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Xander H., Graham M. - Complete
That Kiss by La Apricot reviews
Penny, dealing with residual feelings for Leonard, gets jealous when she sees him with a new girl, and decides to do something drastic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Towel Day by Keiko Noriko reviews
Oneshot. Jess is living with his father in California and ends up getting his step-sister addicted to Douglas Adams. What happens when May 25th arrives and they run into four geeks at CalTech? Set after the Gilmore Girls episode "Here Comes the Son".
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Jess M., Sheldon C. - Complete
Lost or Found by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
It all started with a road trip, which ended up with the soul mated best friends Tiffani and Shea ending up lost in Louisiana. Is it a coincidence they end up at Merlotte's or is it something else?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,166 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Eric N., Godric - Complete
Birds and Bees, Or Something Like by emw314 reviews
Tony is not Xander's dad. No. It's worse. Much worse.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,391 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
Guardians of the Written by GreenWallsOfArt reviews
Part Three of "Masters of the Pages". READ THIS PART/STORY ONLY IF YOU HAVE READ "MASTERS IN THE PAGES" AND "PROVERBS OF THE SECTIONS". The final battle for the world of books is at hand. But Richard and Chloe will have to face the worst obstacles yet before they can fulfill their purpose, and return to their world.
Pagemaster - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
This is not the Renaissance Festival by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Tiffani and Shea end up in Middle Earth instead of at the Renaissance Festival. The Fellowship of the Ring meets the soul mates.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,160 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes in the Wizarding World by ZeusZeusZeus reviews
Calvin and Hobbes crossover with Harry Potter. Slight AU. Calvin's experiences at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. ON HIATUS... I'll probably update it... eventually.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,934 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010
Aww Hell by Tjin reviews
Xanders real dad sends him to camp.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Sun: Te Amo by DallasWinstonLove reviews
Part Two Of The Sun Trilogy. Sol was their slave in four years. When she finally got free she ended up falling for no other than her kidnapper and part-murder of her family. Rated M. Spike/OC nominated to Sunnydale Memorial Fanfictions Awards
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Spike
Proverbs of the Sections by GreenWallsOfArt reviews
Part Two of "Masters of the Pages". ONLY READ THIS PART/STORY IF YOU HAVE READ "MASTERS OF THE PAGES". Richard and Chloe have established the location of the Proverbs with the help of their new friends. But an unexpected surprise has left them with only special weapons to continue their quest to right the wrongs in the world of books.
Pagemaster - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Soul Mates in Sunnydale Equals Utter Chaos by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Tiffani and Shea make the mistake of wishing again and end up in Sunnydale, CA. The scoobies and the slayer take them in and two vampires get thrown for a loop. AngelxOC maybe Angelus , SpikexOC, possible XanderxOC but not sure.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,453 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Spike, Angel - Complete
The Sun: Painful Love by DallasWinstonLove reviews
Sol is a human girl in the hands of the vampire couple Spike and Dru. Dru treating her as if she was her own child, Spike...hating her. Read and Review. Spike/OC rated M. Part 1 in "The Sun" Trilogy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,220 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Spike, Drusilla - Complete
Masters of the Pages by GreenWallsOfArt reviews
When Mr. Dewey dies, 16-year-old Richard Tyler, and Mr. Dewey's bookworm granddaughter, Chloe, must venture back into the world of books to end a war raging between the villains and the heroes of fiction. First part of a trilogy.
Pagemaster - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,028 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Soul mates take over the labyrinth by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Tiffani and Shea wish each other away and the goblin king brings them to his castle. One girl has to marry the king, while the other girl falls for a sexy guard of the castle. The labyrinth will never be the same ever again. Watch out goblins
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,903 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Jareth - Complete
Knocked up by Chloerules4eva reviews
When Donna finds out she's pregnant, she is faced with a terrible decision. As much as she loves travelling with the Doctor, she knows it's not a life for a baby, but what does Donna choose?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Topsy Turvey by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Because of a mishap in a boat, two crazy friends end up in the pirate world. They were flipped upside down and plan to flip this world all around. Join the crazy adventures of Tiffani and Shea on the black pearl. Life is never the same again.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,849 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Soul mated best friends at Hogwarts by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Two best friends are sucked into Harry Potter. These two wacky friends are going to take the magical world by storm. Oh no. Poor Harry Potter characters. OCXTwins OCXBill Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - George W., Bill W. - Complete
Group Therapy by Angst-Ridden-Teenager2468 reviews
They really are a messed up group, aren't they? Laughs abound. I know CC wouldn't torture her characters so. But I would! 1st Place for Best Comedy/Parody at The 2009 Mortal Instruments Fan Fiction Awards.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
A Bazillion Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Boomerang Fish reviews
The title says it all. Every Potter fan hates Lord Voldemort, now is the time to get revenge! Come on you KNOW you want to. I post reader suggestions, chapter 10 is finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
Love's A Funny Thing by Leslie4 reviews
Spike kidnaps Willow to do a love spell to get Dru back but there are unexpected results. W/Spike Complete!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,391 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
No One Can Blame You by Dreamin reviews
My longest finished story to date. Jareth's older brother Oberon gives him an ultimatum find a bride or give up the Labyrinth. Jarethother story.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,897 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2001 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Complete
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50 Superwholock Drabbles reviews
Eventually this will become 50 Superwholock, Superwho, Wholock and Superlock drabbles.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012
No Longer Him reviews
"Tony stared at the place where Loki used to be. He wasn't there anymore. It wasn't Loki, just a body that looked like him." WARNING - Major character death.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Ice Cream and Pranksters reviews
Lee Jordan and the twins find out what happens when you prank Paris Geller.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Fred W., Rory G. - Complete
100 Icemark Oneshots reviews
Inspired by the Icemark 100 challenge by Boomerang Fish. I will write all 100 drabbles and not all of them will have Thirrin in them and some will be x-overs, but I'll mark those. Enjoy!
Icemark Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Thirrin L.
Home reviews
Buffy wasn't lying when she said she'd been in heaven. To her, the Caribbean was heaven. One-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Buffy S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
OtherWillow reviews
Willow ends up in another dimension where she meets herself, Oz and Xander. Kind of. Based on the prompt: Character meets themself in another dimension. PS It's rated T for a reason.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Willow R. - Complete