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Author has written 20 stories for Mass Effect.

Well, this all started when I went looking for some good fanfiction and struck gold on this website. I loved it so much that I started to want to write some myself.

I am an infantryman with the Australian Army Reserve, I enjoy discussing weapons and tactics and seek to bring a realism to my fanfiction that is absent in the Mass Effect universe.

I like to refer to Mass Effect 3 as 'Ashley was right all along, everyone looked out for their own interests before the common good, suck it haters'.

I strongly object to character bashing for the purpose of story-telling, and have a strong scepticism of 'AUs' that do not divert or alter the main storyline drastically enough to actually explain the changes in character of the character's being bashed. For instance, if Tali is a psychopath in your story, you owe it to the reader to build up an extensive backstory explaining WHY in this storyline Tali is different than in the main path. If for some reason Kaidan is a lecherous rapist in your magical universe, then you'd better have a damn good backstory built up to explain why he's like that. Otherwise you're a poor writer, your story sucks, you are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

The best way to intrigue your readers, I have found, is to spare no effort with action scenes, and have believable interactions between your characters. Conflict, disagreement, mixed loyalties and budding romance are interesting subjects, and should be handled carefully. Be aware of your tropes and apply them carefully, lest you stray into Narm. Remember, a Shepard sliding under a door firing two pistols isn't a Mary Sue. A Shepard who assaults, disfigures, wounds or abuses his/her crew with no consequences and even praise from their subordinates is a Mary Sue. Some people can't tell the difference.

Current Story: The Siege of Shanxi, a retelling of the FCW on a much larger scale. Written to scratch my techno-thrill, weapons and tactics kink, but is now evolving into world-building for a large scale retelling of the Mass Effect storyline.

Future Project: The main source of delay for TSoS updates at the moment is the writing of character sheets, plot outlines, tabulated data and other goodies for a massive project encompassing a trilogy of all three Mass Effect games, and a duology relating the events in between them. This is a five part saga that will start as soon as I wrap up TSoS. If you would like a cameo, PM me a name, either human or alien, that I can use in the fic. I'm currently running short of realistic turian names, so I'd appreciate any suggestions.


Favourite movies: Die Hard, Kokoda, The Desert Rats, Beneath Hill 60, The A-Team.

Favourite quotes: "I'll die knowing I did everything I could to stop you, and I'll die free."-Commander Shepard.

"I am Urdnot Wrex, and THIS! IS MY! PLANET!"-Urdnot Wrex.

Personal motto: The possibilities are...intriguing.

Favourite books: Anything by Tom Clancy, A Song of Ice and Fire.

Favourite Music: Anything by Frank Sinatra or Robbie Coltrane.

Favourite video games: Crysis 3, Ghost Recon: Future Soldier, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

Favourite TV series: NCIS, Prisonbreak(First and Third series only) Burn Notice, Heroes(First Season) Band of Brothers, Generation Kill.

Hobbies: Rifle Shooting, Long Distance running, Abseiling, Swimming, Sailing and Snorkelling.

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The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 452,319 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Bastard Effect by Ridley the Violator reviews
Bastard Shepard is the only kind of person who CAN protect the galaxy. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully not. No. No, definitely not. Seriously, screw this guy. If you love to hate Mass Effect then you'll love to hate this! NOW CONCLUDING WITH THE LENGTHY CITADEL DLC ARC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,940 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Shepard (M)
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,104 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
Of Sheep and Battle Chicken by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 12 so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 123 - Words: 731,628 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Illusive Man - Complete
Shore Leave by waiting4morning reviews
Mass Effect drabbles from all three games. Some serious, some humorous. Based on prompts and random ideas. Various characters, Shepards, and het pairings; mostly Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 91 - Words: 38,242 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 2/11/2009
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
The Space Between by theBuzzKill reviews
In an alternate reality in which there is not just one Shepard but two, CDR Lillian Shepard struggles after her older brother ADM Greg Shepard defeats the Reapers and sends the Normandy plummeting to the surface of an unfamiliar planet. Set post-ME3 after synthesis, with references to all three games. Rated M for language and eventual adult themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Ashley W., Shepard (M)
Reverse Effect: The Spark by coledoctor37 reviews
AU. "Our revolution will burn like a fire through a hundred systems; this is just the spark." Based upon OrbitingTheSun's Reverse Effect universe. Part One.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Shepard (F), Saren A., Legion
Mass Effect: Atonement by survivor686 reviews
Set Between ME1 and ME2. Shepard is gone. Sovereign is dead. Ashley is not. Ashley fights to ensure her place in the Systems Alliance and to continue the legacy of Shepard's actions. Avaricious slavers and hostile geth remnants are lashing out at human border worlds and ships, but for what sinister purpose? Explore the meaning of the S-designation. MShepley implied.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Ashley W., Shepard (M), Admiral Hackett, D. Anderson
Extraction by hell-whim reviews
Nothing involving Shepard can ever be easy-least of all a rescue op. kinkmeme, AU, diverging off before ME3; Shenko, Talibrations
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Shepard (F), Kaidan A.] [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Pawn, Knight, Queen by jtav reviews
Months after being crippled on the Suicide Mission, Miranda returns to Omega to help her old mentor get the station under control. Petrovsky could be just what she needs and together they could do the impossible-change Omega.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,238 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Miranda L., O. Petrovsky, Nyreen K. - Complete
Death of Heroism by Setrus reviews
The Reapers have arrived and Michael will do anything to end them, but how far can one man go before losing himself? Hate and love, despair and hope, a clash of extremes on the battlefield and within his very soul will now begin. The third heroism tale.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 338,450 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Movie Night on the Normandy SR2 by Blackdeer7 reviews
Takes place after ME2 and LotSB. The title says it all. Lakota Shepard's crew watches and reviews various movies. Latest review - Saving Private Ryan 'Nuff said.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,338 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011
Mass Effect: A Single Moment by Damon Black reviews
A series of one-shot stories involving Shepard and one of his/her romances. A different Shepard and a different romance character in every chapter. Set post ME2 and pre ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Shepard (M), Shepard (F)
The Fun Filled Adventures of Reaper Lord Shepard by Iliya Moroumetz reviews
Inspired by Makani's tumblr fanarts, the Control Ending. Only with some much needed lulz. So, what is the most important thing to a Control minded Shepard after she becomes the God Reaper of Reapers? Why, getting good and wasted, that's what.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Manipulations by akg.writes reviews
There was a line in one of her many psych evals about an impressive ability to compartmentalize. She supposed the psychologist hadn't been talking about her ability to dress an amputation in the field in under thirty seconds. Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 372,788 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Ulysses by Demonic Angel Clone reviews
Ashley's walls crumble, looking down at the slumbering infant. "Lucy…needs a home." With his free hand, he wraps an arm around Ashley's waist and looks her in the eye, colbalt blue meeting warm almond. "We could be her home." Set during ME3 and beyond.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Ashley W., Garrus V.
Awakening by BeGodlyBeLynn reviews
In spite of all she had accomplished and all that she had gained, Ashley's happiness was never safe from the bludgeonings of chance. When her world is reduced to ashes, she must choose whether to burn with it or to walk away from it. The path will be long no matter what route she takes. This is a story about Ash: How she loved him, how she lost him, and of the life that she let go.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Ashley W., Shepard (M)
Officially Unofficial by fahRENheit2006 reviews
Series of M!Shep/Ashley ME3 talks taking place between the Citadel and the Final Battle. A supplement to the already existing scenes to explore their relationship. Talk and fluff. Some swears. Non-explicit adult content. Includes Extended Cut scenes, but not Leviathan, Citadel or Omega DLCs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,838 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Ashley W., Shepard (M)] - Complete
Hellhound by LivingLow reviews
AU. After Mindoir, a young Shepard, disillusioned with both the Alliance and the Council, decides to take up Miranda's offer to join Cerberus. Once he becomes 18, he joins the Alliance as a mole. MShep/Miri.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,981 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Shepard (M), Miranda L.
In Which by Jelfia Maleak reviews
This is collection of one shots/short stories/drable that are interconnected, but do not have a continual plot. Mostly about Garrus and Shepard, will cover from ME1 to beyond ME3. newest ch: 35 me3: the first set.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,772 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Mass Fiction by Sypher reviews
A collection of oneshots involving Shepard's team as they try to co-exist aboard the Normandy with laughs, tears, drama and friendship. Underlining vibes of Tali X M/shep Rated M for language, mostly Jack's
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,930 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
ME2:The Sequel that needed to be Parodied by chapellefan reviews
The only Mass Effect 2 Parody not in Script Format or staring a Mary Sue! Join Commander Shepard as he encounters new challenges such as annoying squad mates, ever persistent loyalty missions and the occasional love square! Rated M for Mature.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,819 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Sound the Bugle by Zing-baby reviews
Shepard always thought the struggle against the Reapers would claim her life, but does that mean once she managed the impossible, and survived, that she even had a life to return to? She's so tired... and death seems like such a welcoming option... Shenko
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Farewell Tour by Bright Cold Day reviews
Ninety years after the Reaper War, John Shepard visits old friends one last time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,662 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Love & Marriage by Eilam Wordsmith reviews
One day, the Reapers will be gone. One day, Shepard and Kaidan will have to face the challenges of an ordinary life. And on that day...they'd rather fight Reapers. A multi-chaptered epilogue for Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Planet Side by walkingdisastersharkchild reviews
Collection of drabble-esque stories, both games. Based on prompts, ideas and one-liners. Various pairings and characters. Some humorous, some not-so-humorous.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Young Blood by BeGodlyBeLynn reviews
Now venturing into territory never seen before: Deep, deep Miranda Lawson exploration. Read here about her adventures before joining the Normandy crew. Review, please! :D
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Miranda L.
I'm Still Here by mohla.mohla reviews
9-year-old Ashley Williams has to overcome the shadow of her grandfather's legacy. Being bullied for her heritage by the other children doesn't help. An exploration into symbolic writing for me, and an attempt at an explanation for Ash's personality.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Ashley W.
2191 by 1183 Programs reviews
The real problem is how you get to know your child and patch together the last eight years so it all makes sense because there's got to be a reason out there somewhere and sometimes the only place left in the galaxy to go is forward. Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
The Thunder & The Sunshine by Lucky love12 reviews
Where Shepard and Ashley Williams began, from children, to kids, to teens, to adults. Will their friendship blossum into something more? Or will destiny tear them apart?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
The Uncounted by Moranth reviews
A series of oneshots exploring what *might be* the motives and final moments of the mercs you encounter on many of the missions in Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
Watchdog by commandocucumber reviews
Garrus Vakarian's friendship with Shepard is strained when the Commander's decisions are affected by his romance with the Normandy's executive officer.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Garrus V., Miranda L. - Complete
Chiaroscuro by htewing reviews
AU. Shenko. Shepard and Alenko meet on Horizon. Shepard is falling apart. Alenko is under orders to get on the Normandy and find out what she's up to. It's going to be their worst assignment yet. T for language & innuendo. Spoilers: all DLC, past Arrival.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 156,497 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [Shepard (F), Kaidan A.] - Complete
Recovery by drwells123 reviews
The Lazarus project is interrupted, leaving Miranda Lawson to nurse Kate Shepard back to health on a distant world. AU. H/c hurt courtesy of Bioware . Pure fluff. Mature content. Reviews much appreciated. Thank you for reading!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,915 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Miranda L., Shepard (F)
No Matter What Scars by The Eezoman reviews
Epic song, epic people, what's not to like? A very merry parody. READ IT. NOW. Rated M because I'm too lazy to care.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah
A Matter of Choice by Lywinis reviews
That moment where you discover the woman you love has moved on...sort of.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Dreams of Thridattas by The Allusive Man reviews
The Collector General considers his plight as Shepard and crew assault the Collector Base. Speculative flashfic written before ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harbinger - Complete
Mass Conquest by Yet Another Pseudonym reviews
Joshua Shepard, Earthborn sole survivor, paragon, hero, savior, and unrepentant Casanova faces Cerberus. Can he save the galaxy one bed at a time? Apologies for the resend of Ch. 16, to any who have alerts...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Shepard (F)
Chocolate by jtav reviews
"This all she wants. This is all she can have." A small gift provokes great uncertainty.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Kaidan A., Miranda L. - Complete
An Angel's Love by Ashley Madeline Williams by MassHysteric reviews
Operations Chief Ashley Madeline Williams composes a poem, dedicated to her dear friend Lieutenant Commander Cadrina Ellen Shepard…
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Ashley W. - Complete
A Call to Battle by Rattler3 reviews
John Shepard has been brought back to stop the Reapers. He always gets the job done, failure is never an option. Partial ME2 novelization, picking and choosing scenes and adding in news ones. Centers on Shepard, Garrus and Miranda.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,594 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Shepard (M), Miranda L.
BODY SWAP by Purple Butter reviews
After discovering a mysterious prothean crystal, Mordin experiments with body swapping aboard the Normandy. A cracky one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Mordin S., EDI - Complete
A Day in the Life by vaticanxcameos reviews
Just as the title says. A collection of one-shots that describe a day in the life of the Normandy crew.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Origin by Killerbluetack reviews
A tale of the reapers and their creators.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Harbinger - Complete
Letters Home by Reklar reviews
One-shot. Shepard is about to embark upon the Suicide Mission, but cannot leave without one last goodbye. A collection of "dead letters" to Kaidan/Ashley from three different Shepards. Rated M for uncomfortable subject matter in the third letter.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Shepard (M), Shepard (F) - Complete
Hero's Don't Cry by Twiggs.31 reviews
She was still a little girl holding her stuffed bunny. One-shot. femshep-centric. Lite Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
A Case of the Shepards by Tirannador reviews
James and Beck Shepard gave their best. They failed. Sometimes though, life does give you a second chance - and the Shepards plan to make the most of it. MShep/Ashley and FShep/Garrus. Rated M for language, violence, and adult content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Shepard (F)
Alcohol by Rammerstein reviews
Gonna try write 60 of these. As in, 60 days between Arrival and the trial for ME3. Might flunk out or run out of ideas Named 'Alcohol' because my Shepard is a drunk, will be drunk at some point in every chapter he is in. Also, no better name to think of.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011
The Path of the Talimancer by SergiusTheGreat reviews
A kid gets sucked into the Mass Effect Universe. Now, he embarks on a great quest for the love of his life, and he will not stop until he gets her.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Witch Hunt by Michelle167 reviews
Kaidan deals with his own fallout as Shepard goes to trial...beginning of ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kaidan A., Joker - Complete
Snapshots by Ferrard Carson reviews
Little vignettes of Mass Effect life both on and off-screen. All events and characters are in the same continuity as "Horizon" and "Civility", so enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Shepard (F)
Scarred by jtav reviews
A botched surgery left Shepard's scars permanent. And the only woman who hasn't run screaming is the one who wanted to put a control chip in his head. Lovely. A series of short stories.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Rage Is A Hell Of An Anesthetic by Princess Cheesecake reviews
A story about the galaxy's most notorious mercenary soldier and bounty hunter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Zaeed M.
Through Her Eyes by R-I-C-A-R-D reviews
The Illusive Man assigned Kelly Chambers to the SR-2 Normandy to monitor the crew...and Shepard. This is her story, through her eyes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,822 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kelly C., Shepard (F) - Complete
Falling by Rattler3 reviews
A time to run like none other. So close to escaping, can Vincent Shepard escape the Collector base as it falls apart around him? Miranda/Shepard, other characters included. Possibly other one-shots in this universe added later - see my other stories .
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Shepard (M), Miranda L.
Tales of the Normandy by Firewolf99 reviews
These are tales of the starship Normandy. Its continuing mission, to place its crew members in embarrassing and possibly predictable situations. To boldly go where many fanfic writers have probably gone before.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Trajectories: Histories, Secrets, Possibilities by Fever Dream reviews
A collection of stories, each tale mapping out the inner life of a compelling character from the ME series. Varying lengths & genres. Shipping, dark themes & strong language. Same canonical universe as my fic, "Invictus". Latest installment: Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,435 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F), Mordin S., Miranda L.
Commander Shepard vs the Haters by t3HPrO reviews
Savior of the Galaxy by day, and fanfic vigilante by night, that is Commander Shepard! The Savior of the Galaxy takes down mindless haters who spam terrible stories full of hate through his Paragadeness! Dedicated to SihaKatieKrios and DarkDanny!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Taking Back Yesterday by GaggedCenobite reviews
An exercise in getting rid of unwanted tenants. Is it worth it to plan, organize, and execute a full-on assault on the biggest arms dealer in Citadel space, just to get some alone-time? You bet your ass it is. Jack/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,182 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Jack, Thane K.
The Spice of Life by Sathaeri reviews
When Harbinger attempts to assume control of an actual human, such as the Ol- I mean, Jacob, things can really spiral out of control... Total ME2 crack. Don't shoot me.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Jacob T. - Complete
Icarus by Lok reviews
Sometimes Shepard wonders when he became Jack's secretary.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Jack, Shepard (F)
Construction Deconstruction by wayfaringpanda reviews
A look at the reconstruction of Commander Shepard, through Miranda's eyes. A story in two parts.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Miranda L. - Complete
A Writer's Retribution by JaerWolfe reviews
Hell hath no fury like a fic writer annoyed...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
After The Reapers by Marioninja1 reviews
Shepard defeated the Reapers, married Miranda, and lived an idyllic life. When it all falls apart, however, what will the hero do? Language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 32,982 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Shepard (F)
Tag You're It! by SinceILeftYou reviews
What starts out as a joke between two friends turns into an all out war on the Normandy. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. Crackfic. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Shepard (F)
An Unexpected Rescue by Ellagne reviews
Spoilers for ME2. What if Shepard never found Kaidan on Horizon? What if the Collector ship didn't drop off the colonists at their base before being damaged? What if the life support for the pods wasn't shut down? Assume a lot. Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
She's Mine by SergiusTheGreat reviews
Shepard makes his feelings clear to the Quarian people about Tali. Rated T. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Miranda's Biggest Mistake by FlyingSquirrel42 reviews
Nearly two hundred years into the future, humanity now travels across the stars - but spam, flame wars, and annoying internet memes still haven't gone away. Mild spoilers for Mass Effect 2. Rated M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
Christmas Time by deathunit100010 reviews
Christmas is nearing, but Shepard decides to not give his men a break from fighting the Reapers. Garrus and some crew members attempt to make him change his mind. Shep/Tali with Garrus Joker and a few others as main characters. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Passion by drakontion reviews
The Reaper threat is an ever present menace. The Council, however, keep denying it. Kaidan confronts Councilor Anderson about it. Response to the latest prompt in the KAAS group on the BSN.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kaidan A., D. Anderson - Complete
In The Dead of Night by n7walker reviews
Miranda can't sleep. So she does what we all do. She messes around on the net. She writes a letter. She makes some personal discoveries. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
Last Rites by pepoluan reviews
The thoughts of ALL remaining crews and some non-crews as they prepare to go through the Omega 4 Relay. Rated 'T' for some swearing and situations. Last Chapter is up – The One Who Loves Shepard The Most. Story is now Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Garrus Vakarian knows by SinceILeftYou reviews
READ NOW FOR A COUPON FOR 50% OFF FRIENDSHIP: THE MAGICAL PLOTHOLE CURE-ALL! Mary-Sue Shepard and Garrus both have feelings for eachother, everyone knows it, neither of them will admit it. Will a terrible tragedy forever part them or bring them together?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Long Time, No See by Yet Another Pseudonym reviews
Kaidan hasn't seen her since Horizon, and now that the Collectors have been defeated, he thinks maybe they have another chance. Surprise! Format edits, thanks to bad Scrivener for Windows export and finally figured out the interface...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kaidan A., Thane K. - Complete
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
War Stories by TheSpazzo reviews
I never expected to die on shore leave. But sometimes, your luck's just that bad. War Hero Shepard, post-ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Shepard (F)
The Hunt by fongiel24 reviews
Shepard is captured by a Spectre for the murder of Tela Vasir and treason against the Citadel Council. Jacob, Garrus, and Miranda must track down his captor and get him back.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,852 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Jacob T., Shepard (F) - Complete
Semper Fi by Demon Spartan reviews
A United States Marine is caught in an ambush in Afghanistan, but is saved by an Asari and taken to the Mass Effect universe. Now hes a part of a new war, can he help stop the Reapers and the end of the galaxy?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,784 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Something That'll Last by popehippo reviews
A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
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The Siege of Shanxi reviews
2157: The Turian Hierarchy launches a secretive war against a new species known as 'humans'. The first major battleground is the outlying colony world of Shanxi, defended by the 3rd Garrison Division of the Systems Alliance Marines. With overwhelming odds against them, the hopes of Shanxi rest with the fledgling Alliance fleet...and unlikely allies within the ranks of their foes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,827 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011
Of Xenophobia and Infatuations reviews
Kaidan Alenko is a weak-willed, pathetic excuse for an Alliance soldier. He is xenophbic, despises turians, and is sickened by the thought of a human loving one. Well, now Commander Shepard is going to fix that...or is she? (Side-note, it's scary when the parody I write is less ridiculous than the stories I parody)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
Fortunate Son reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, on the run and cut off from anyone who could give him so much as a thermal clip. Jacob Taylor thought he had seen bad days. Turns out you don't have to fly to the centre of the galaxy to take on a suicide mission.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Jacob T.
Courage, Honour, Endurance reviews
Kaidan discovers Shepard's unusual talent, and learns a lot more about her.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Most Interesting Man in Mass Effect reviews
Jacob Taylor is obviously the Old Spice Guy. But who is The Most Interesting Man in the World?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Zaeed M.
The Epic Sequel to 'The Epic Self Insert' reviews
Many years ago, I rejected the Prothean's offer to become a Self-Insert. Now, with my companions at the Parallel Intervention Taskforce, I struggle to protect the ME timeline from outside interference. Dedicated to all those who've had enough of SI fics.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011
Death of Innocence reviews
When he was a boy, Shepard never wanted anything more than to leave Earth and never return. Now, all he can do is weep as it burns. One-shot, my take on the 'Escape from Earth'.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
Changing Fate reviews
Operative Jaqueline Harper: Cerberus Loyalist, adopted daughter of The Illusive Man. Miri Lawson: Subject Zero of the Teltin Project, convicted criminal. biotic powerhouse. Somehow, they must put aside their differences and help Shepard stop the Reapers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,358 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Miranda L., Jack
The Adventures of James Vega and Sergeant Whiskers reviews
For Service Chief James Vega, rescuing a kitten from a burning colony was a random act of kindness. For Acting Sergeant Whiskers, it was the day that he met his human, and began his service as an animal scout. For both of them, it was life changing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2011
Finding Love reviews
One shots dedicated to the less popular shippings in the Mass Effect Fandom. Zaeed Massani. He's a rough, tough and ugly SOB. But he wasn't always like that. He used to have a purpose, someone he loved. But Vido Santiago took all that away from him.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011
Mother's Day reviews
Mother's Day in the Mass Effect Universe
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
PREDATORS reviews
Captain Robert Toland. United States Army Green Beret. Decorated combat veteran. Single father. And now, deep in the jungles of Colombia, an unwilling participant in the most popular show in the galaxy, outmatched, outgunned, and fighting for his life.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,656 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - U. Wrex - Complete
Psycho Effect reviews
The bits of Miranda Lawson's life, where she just couldn't handle all the problems going on.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Miranda L. - Complete
Everyone's a Little Bit Racist reviews
A conversation between Ashley and Tali about racism has some...unintended consequences. Rated T for extreme crack.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Ashley W., Tali'Zorah
The Epic Self Insert reviews
It's just an average day for me. But then the Mighty Protheans summon me. I am to go into the future, fight battles that I've never been trained, for, bang chicks who are way out of my league. What could possibly go wrong? One Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
Keeping A Promise reviews
Before Jennifer Shepard died, she asked a friend to fight the Reaper's when she was dead. Ashley Williams has always honored her promises. One Shot, after my first FemShep died when she destroyed the Collector Base.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Ashley W., Shepard (F) - Complete
Straight To The Head reviews
After proving that he's the biggest badass in the universe, Commander Jack Shepard starts...enjoying, his position. And The Evil Illusive Man is once again thinking up an evil scheme to bring his evil plans to evil fruition. Evilly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man
Goodnight Saigon reviews
Into the Valley of Death, rode the brave six hundred. She is called Ruthless, a Butcher. It is a title she never deserved. Taylor Shepard remembers Torfan
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man
Joker's List reviews
The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
Tears of the Sun reviews
A Williams doesn't cry, A Williams doesn't apologize, A Williams completes the mission no matter what the cost. Set after Horizon, dedicated to the undefeatable badass that is Ashley Williams. Based on the film starring Bruce Willis.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,611 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Ashley W., Admiral Hackett - Complete