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Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Six Feet Under, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hi, my name is Zack. I'm 16 years old, and I do not have a gender.


My fictionpress username is:

InsaneSanity921


And my deviantART username is:

InsaneSanity813

I am here on fanfiction.net because there are a lot of interesting stories here, and I myself have a bunch of things I'd love to share. I hope you enjoy my work, even if a lot of it is quite shoddy or perhaps hard to read. I'm working on it.

Things I'm not allowed to do and things that I have to remember at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms.

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class. Again.

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

9) We are not allowed to feed first years to Fluffy.

10) I will not crack any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month."

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I will not sing the "Badger Song" during Hufflepuff vs. Slytherin quidditch matches.

13) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends."

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting: "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing/hum my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Professor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously.

35) "Ya'll check this shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an experimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from "The Phantom of the Opera."

40) Eating random sweets floating in the halls is a BAD idea.

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Two of Hearts by Cyblade Silver reviews
Sarah Williams, a fairly normal gamer, finds herself getting a bit more into the Kingdom Hearts game than she expected.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sora, Riku, Kairi, OC
Ripples and Tides by CameoAmalthea reviews
Two races on the verge of war, four lovers divided by battle lines and racial prejudice. Will Axel and Riku choose their people and family, or their human lovers Roxas and Sora? Will their love survive, will they? Sequel to'Moonlight Naga' and 'Passing On
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,247 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Axel, Sora
Homestuck: Truth or Dare by Kekara reviews
The characters of Homestuck are all brought together to answer questions and do dares submitted by you!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,093 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
First by BlendingSkies reviews
Wally was first at a lot of things. Some he knew, some he didn't. He was particularly the first in a lot of things for Dick. Some he knew, some he didn't. Wally/Dick Kid Flash/Robin
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
Of Honey and Clementines by Bard of Heart reviews
It was funny, the power a simple Christmas orange had on a person's heart.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 164,352 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
He Thought of You by Snowlia reviews
"Jade's ears were still ringing and limbs a bit weak, but things were starting to click in the most unexpected of ways in her head. Because in an emergency situation, Dave's first thought had been her." Humanstuck DaveJade.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Jade H., Dave S. - Complete
With Arrows or Traps by Snowlia reviews
"It had seemed like Sollux and Eridan hadn't been able to take their eyes off of each other. Feferi could have smacked herself for being so dumb. They wanted each other, even if they didn't realize it, they did, and badly." Story for Santabound.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Family Syndicate by CaptainBatBrain reviews
Roxas's parents are dead, and now the only one to take care of him is his uncle. Too bad his uncle lives a life of crime and Roxas would require a body guard to live there. And Too bad his body guard is incredibly sexy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Roxas, Axel
Boundaries by Greyson Pierce reviews
Sometimes I wonder where the boundary between friend and lover is. Sometimes when I'm with him I stop and think to myself if I've ever loved him before. Sometimes I wonder if I've fallen for him now, and when this began.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Playing Emma by CameoAmalthea reviews
Xion loves her two best friends, Axel and Roxas, and wants them to be happy. And what could make them happier than hooking them up - with each other. However, there's no proof they're more than just friends and playing matchmaker can be a dangerous game.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Roxas, Axel
Ink by CaptainBatBrain reviews
"If you've ever been to a tattoo parlor there's a certain… something about it…" And I think Roxas found what that something was... For Lizthatsme
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Ideal by CameoAmalthea reviews
Rufus Shinra is an image, an ideal. A man who never cried nor bled. Yet in moments ideals can be shattered, as easily as falling glass. For a person's true nature is complicated. Puzzle pieces like broken shards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
An Innocent Bet by SnowQueen83 reviews
Roxas is still adjusting to life in the Organization. He's got much to learn about himself and these "emotions" nobodies remember, but don't really feel. One day, a harmless bet with Axel goes awry, and he ends up learning a lot more than he bargained for. Rated for language, lemon, maid outfits, and silliness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Stolen Moments by CameoAmalthea reviews
This wasn't something they could put a name to or speak of to anyone, least of all each other. In these moments that didn't matter. Nothing mattered: not who they were, not the past, not the future. They were together. That was all. Reno/Rufus one shot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
Wonderwall by Reyaa reviews
A collab between aliceupsidedown and Reyaa: The Org has taken over the Islands and the only way for Axel, Roxas, Sora and Riku to take them down is by making Demyx befriend #6. Demyx isn't too jolly about being the key... DemZex, Sori, AxRo
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,508 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Our Windows Are Soul Shaped by JustSayNoToPants reviews
Axel's probably trying way too hard to impress the kid who never stops having sex; and though his mind is warning against him getting in too deep, he knows he already is. Axel/Roxas for Valentines Day 2011 3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,565 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Anywhere But Here by PinkBlossom4 reviews
AkuRoku songfic
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Break It Off by JustSayNoToPants reviews
What happens when an arranged marriage gets between two people? AkuRoku, slight Roxas x Namine. Happy 8/13 2010!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Operation Valentine by carnivalparade reviews
AkuRoku Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Masks by carnivalparade reviews
AkuNami AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Stranger by carnivalparade reviews
AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Silver Prince by Siavahda reviews
RikuSora. The children of Destiny Islands have always been warned not to swim during autumn, or Mensis Nagini, Season of the Naga. When Riku, a Nagini Prince, is washed ashore, Sora learns exactly why they've been warned...NOT a oneshot! Realstory!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,398 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Riku, Sora
Dancing In The Red Hot Spotlight by Aurora Leaf reviews
Roxas can't get a certian redheaded stripper out of his head. "I'll have you coming back every week for me." He has to go see Axel dance for him one more time...at The Playhouse that changed his life. Akuroku TWOSHOT SMUT Lemon Yaoi. RR
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,404 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Roxas' Playhouse Adventure by Aurora Leaf reviews
Axel wasn't expecting to play bartender at The Playhouse one evening. He also wasn't expecting to meet a delicious blond who was unsure of his sexuality, either. It's time for Axel to come out and play. Akuroku SMUTfest, TWOSHOT, yaoi, smut, lemon R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Living by CameoAmalthea
The funny thing about being immortal, sometimes the hardest thing is learning to keep living. Wasn't sure where to put this, takes place during the Doctor Who episode "The End of Time" Jack/Ianto and Jack/Alonso
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Passing On by CameoAmalthea reviews
Roxas loses everything when his village is attacked by the naga. However, when he is captured by a naga named Axel, Roxas is offered a chance at life in exchanged for an uncertain future. AU Axel/Roxas when Roxas is 16. Rated T until chapter 8, 8 is M
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Moonlight Naga by CameoAmalthea reviews
The naga and humans are mortal enemies, however when the young naga Riku met the human boy Sora, both were too young to know they were destined to be enemies. Can friendship overcome hatred? Can love? Sora/Riku, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Alone by aznwhitekid reviews
It started with a joke. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Cupid by AngelKairi reviews
[akuroku] The morning after.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Akuroku Day by Constance Greene reviews
Axel and Roxas contemplate 'Akuroku day.' Bad jokes ensue. — AxelRoxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Quiet by OrigamiPrayers reviews
An AkuRoku oneshot. It was their lullaby tonight.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Surprise by Twinkletoes McGee reviews
Its a package. Yaoi. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Incarcerated by TopKat reviews
Everyone had a favourite. akuroku, oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
gemini by MixItUp reviews
They're inside twins. AkuRoku friendship. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
AxelRoxas 50 Sentences by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
50 sentences theme set to the pairing AxelRoxas, AkuRoku, whatever. Because AkuRoku is practically canon anyway.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Windowsill by The Jackalope reviews
I found you, Roxas. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Nip by Ishikawa Ran reviews
Axel's ears are his weak spot. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
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Pineapple
Just a fluffy idea that came to mind this morning while cleaning my room. IT'S SO FLUFFY! I'M GONNA DIE! "Vexen?" "Yes?" "Why do you smell like pineapple?"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Vexen, Demyx
Sangre y Oro reviews
The 'King' sat, surrounded by girls in almost nothing but scarves. He owned this bar, this club, he could have any woman he wanted within seconds.The only thing wrong with his life, was that there weren't enough boys in the place. And then he spotted HIM. "Dem," "Yeah, boss?" The dirty blond asked. "Find out who HE is," He pointed to the young blond who had just entered.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Six Hearts Under
Just a simple KH/SFU crossover. AkuRoku for 8/13 Hope you all enjoy it
Crossover - Six Feet Under & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,413 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
That's how we do business reviews
An awkward situation, to say the least... Not very long, but hopefully worth it. Almost a Romeo and Juliet invert, turning around the forbidden to required. Riku, Sora, Namine, Xaldin, Kairi, Roxas, Axel, Terra, Aqua and Ventus.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sora, Riku
Mynara Stife
The story of Mynara Strife, adoptive daughter to Cloud Strife. Ancient daughter of a forgotten civilization, and all the adventures she finds in a modern world. AkuRokuMyn Multiple pairings of the Organization XIII, other things.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,753 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Axel, Cloud S.
Alexandria Pices Richardson, book one reviews
Alex, daughter of Poseidon, and half-sister to the famous Percy Jackson. Her life and friends, adventures and romances.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Poseidon, Percy J.