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Author has written 6 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

Name: Phil

Age: 17

Location: no way in hell am I telling city

Gender: Male

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I play a crap load of video games ff, tales of ..., kingdom hearts, assasins creed, borderlands etc. I watch a crap load anime. My faves are One Piece, Soul Eater, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, To Aru Majutsu no Index, Black Lagoon, and Toriko. Anyway, I love sci-fi and action which is my inspiration for my fic "Pieces." Nothing like it had ever been done before so I thought "hey why not."

"World Order Academy" was something that's been in my head for a while now. I intend to take the main story plot of the games and see how well I can manipulate them into the story. For those who've read it you can tell there will be a lot of OC's. This is mostly due to the fact that in coming up with the main plot I ran out of canon characters fast (the main story is drafted out.) So be prepared for all sorts of strange and dangerous and down right insane folk to show up. Expect blood and sexual innuendos in many chapters and conversations.

Anyway, I can be a beta reader. Believe or not I usually have excellent grammar skills.

I'm thinking about doing another fic that takes place in the realm of darkness. Sora and Riku never did close the door to light which could have untold effects. If I do write it will based on those effects.

"Black Phoenix" was a spur of the moment idea that popped into my while listening to a song called "The Truth" on Youtube. I recommend listening to it while reading the prologue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE1eCoj2D1s&feature=related). That's how I wrote it.

I love action fics by the way so if you see a good one among the seeming endless amount of yoai (which drives me nuts) please tell me.

The fanfiction.net story editor now SPELLCHECK. So no more excuses.

I little rant of mine:

If you have over 500 "favorite stories," you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you hate a character just because they get in the way of your favorite pairing, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you put "I suck at at summaries" in your summary, you probably don't know what you're talking about and the story is probably very bad.

If half of your profile page is "If ... copy and onto your profile," you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you tell readers you won't write until you get X amount of reviews, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you get mad when someone tells you your story is breaking the rules, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you have a redundant username, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you don't bother using proper grammar in your title or summary, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you make characters so Out of Character you only recognize them by name, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you spell a main character's name wrong repeatedly, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you put "CHAPTER X IS UP!!!!" in your summary, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you write a flame that says "OMG this story suck!", you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you have never read the book, watch the show, played the game etc. of the fandom you're in, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you write an angry author's note to a bad review in the story, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you call every bad review you get a flame, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If your concept of romance is that they hop in the bed without rhyme or reason, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you think "love" and "sex" are synonymic with each other, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you can't be bothered to do proper research on a topic you're writing about, you probably don't know what you're talking about.

If you have a rubber chicken for you avatar, you probably don't know what you're talking about.


THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Riku. He's the badass who was willing to throw himself into the darkness. Plus Way to Dawn looks awsome.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Naminé. She has real problem and addresses it as such. Being held captive by the Organization gave her no alternative but to change Sora's memories. Her situation is easy to relate to

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Saïx. He's an arrogant douche bag. I hate people who think they're better than others. Plus he's a moron. Sora stabbed himself for Kairi. You don't think he'd make kingdom hearts for you, dumbass

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why

Believe or not, I find Larxene to be quite interesting. Her personality is unique among the females of Kingdom Hearts. But overall she's at the bottom of my list.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

World That Never Was

6. Least Favorite World?

Pride Lands

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Guardian Soul

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

The one from the Winnie the Pooh world in KH2(I'm too lazy find out its real name)

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Saïx/Larxene May they suffer in the hell that arrogent lovers go to

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Sora/Roxas people, they're the same person, come on

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Riku/Yuffie

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Namine/Cloud

Olette/Axel

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

People who think that every guy in Kingdom Hearts is gay. I have nothing against gays, but come on. Just because the Organization is comprised of mostly males, doesn't automatically mean they're gay. There's also the fact that fangirls who hate Larxene or other female character hate them solely do the fact that they get in the way of their OTP. (One True Pairing for those who didn't know)

The characters looking too young. They looked like they were eleven KH1. (I take that back. Looking at freshmen, I see where they're coming from.)

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2).

Riku

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

No

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

No, it takes a real man with balls of steel to like flowers and be proud of having pink hair.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No, If you haven't notice she didn't get a means to do anything until the end of KH2

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Olette, when you think about it, Roxas and Namine are technically brother and sister. They were "born" at the same time thanks to same event. There's also the fact that Namine spent most her time with Roxas playing heads games and screwing around with his memories.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

It's already been released so my thoughts don't matter.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, if not you would start KH2 thinking WTF

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel, I like fire

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Roxas, I've sorta been thrown around in life.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

My sister threw a shoe at me and was killed by Cerberus

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. and have no intention of ever cosplaying

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Auron telling Hades why no one wants to die

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xaldin (only Org. I ever died on) and of course Sephiroth(cue music)

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Drives and reaction commands

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Marluxia (the real man)

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

I'm gonna say neither anyway, i don't like yoai

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

neither fangirl bitches(There's not even the slightest evidence for Zemyx. Where did that even come from?)

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

None, because of this I can do whatever the fuck I want to them without feeling any guilt (I am going to fuck with them so bad...)

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

KH/To Aru Majutsu no Index I would love to see Sora fight Touma. Imagine Breaker would render the Keyblade(and the physical strength Sora gets from it) useless.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Terra/Zack Fair, Axel/Reno (this was intentional), Xion/Kairi

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

KHIII

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. Never actually played 1

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

I love Final Fantasy and I love Disney(The classics at least, the new stuff are all ripoffs of old Nick shows. Though I do like Phineas and Ferb) Put them together a boom!

If you have questions or Ideas feel free to contact me.

Well See ya!

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The Annals of Darkness: Light's Growth by Shire Folk reviews
Part III. The pieces position themselves for what will be the greatest conflict since the Keyblade war. Darkness troubles hearts of many, including Sora's. None will be able to escape the conflict against Maleficent. Light prepares, and Darkness gathers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 1,006,164 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie K. - Complete
Stitch in Radiant Garden by Nix-the-Neko reviews
Sora leaves Stitch in Cloud's capable hands while he takes a break. What could possibly go wrong? "Guys… I get the feeling that someone's behind us… who is it?" COMPLETED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Cloud S., Stitch - Complete
Frankly My Dear by Rhino7 reviews
Aerith tries to get Cloud and Leon to get along and be friends. Her efforts yield ridiculous results.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
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World Order Academy reviews
The World Order Academy of Heart Gear Wielders is a school that was founded for maintaining the balance of the world through the Wielders of the Heart Gears, weapon forged from the essence of one's heart. This is the story the 512th class. AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,051 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sora, Riku, Kairi, OC
Black Phoenix reviews
What happens after you've won? You make sure you stay victorious. Sora did just that. But, it cost him everything only to fooled by destiny. In his tireless quest to end the Darkness, all those around him were lost to him. Fame and power were gifts he received from destiny and, he used them to their greatest extent. This is the story of a man who defied destiny. OC centered.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Kairi, Riku
Pieces: Temptation reviews
Even after defeating Xehanort, there are still challenges Sora must face. Old forces must be revived. However, new forces from the Realm of Dawn arrive that make things even harder. With them they bring powers known as Pieces and temptation. Post KHIII
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kairi
Kingdom Hearts: Fatalities reviews
The Kingdom Hearts gang kompeat in Mortal Kombat. See Sora and the others perform their Fatalities on each. Released in batches of three.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011
Pieces reviews
"When demons and knights ally themselves what is the result? I guess we can only wait to find out." Sora and co., knights, cross paths with my OC's, demons, not literally, in the their home the Realm of Dawn.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Kairi
Kairi's Twelve Days After Christmas reviews
Sora f'd up big time one day after Christmas. Kairi isn't taking that sitting down. enjoy
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kairi - Complete
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