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Hey!!! The name is Alexis (Ali, Alex, Lexi, Lexis). Any who, I am not really a good writer, so I try to stay in character and publish as soon as my beta reads them. Hope you enjoy my stories!!!
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My email for reviews is: AlexisHuang101Reviews@Gmail.com
You know you live in 2008 when
1. You accidentally enter your password on your microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space.
4. You would rather look all over the house for the remote rather than just pushing the buttons on the t.v.
6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7. As you read this list keep nodding and smiling.
8. As you read this list you think of sending it to all your freinds.
9. And you were to busy to notice # 5
10. And you scrolled back up to see if their was a # 5
11. Now your laughing at yourself stupidly.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (unfortunately, I am crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I love beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward (or Jasper lol)
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
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Why America has some Issues (I used to live there, but I found these incredably funny)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
VIRGO (The One that Waits)
LEO (The Lion)
Words of Wisdom
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
18. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
19. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
20. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
21. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
22. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
23. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
24. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
27. A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
28. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.
29. I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
30. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Spell your name and see what it means:
Alexis Jade Huang
A – Hot
L – Smile to die for
E – Has gorgeous eyes
X – Never let people tell you what to do
I – Loves to laugh and smile
S – Cute
J – Is really sweet
A – Hot
D – Makes people laugh
E – Has gorgeous eyes
H – Easy to fall in love with
U – Is very sexual
A – Hot
N – Loving and caring
G – Very out going
Nicole Emily Black
N - Loving and caring
I - Loves to laugh and smile
C - Good kisser
O - Has one of the best personalities
L - Smile to die for
E - Has gorgeous eyes
E - Has gorgeous eyes
M - Makes dating fun
I - Loves to laugh and smile
L - Smile to die for
Y - Is loved by everybody
B - Loves people
L - Smile to die for
A - Hot
C - Good kisser
K - Really Silly
IF YOU THINK SENTINEL IS THE AUTOBOT VERSION OF GALLOWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
IF YOU THINK IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF SOMEONE WROTE A SLASH PAIRING ABOUT SENTINEL AND GALLOWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
95% of kids would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was about to jump out of a helicopter. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% yelling "JUMP, BITCH!" with a video camera and popcorn.
Copy and paste this if you wish a Transformer was real and would be your friend/ or ask you out.
Copy and paste this if you bawled when Prowl died.
Copy and paste this if someone said your obsessed w/ Transformers.
A black man sat down in a cafe when a white man came over and stood behind his chair. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
WARNING!! 34 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. (Close enough)
2. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel. (Yep)
3. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. (I fell down the stairs just so I could see if they existed)
4. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! (YES!)
5. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. (Tassie has nothing like that)
6. Dreams of transformers. (Yup. Every night!)
7. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot. (Phoenix is an Autobot!)
8. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (Sometimes)
9.Constantliy thinks of Transformers. (Awake, asleep, daydreaming, nightdreaming, every moment of every day.)
10. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. (Yep!)
11. Wishes that Wheeljack or Ironhide could help blow up some certain people. (Hell yeah!)
12. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. (I was sleeping during Math and my friend said ‘I can wake her up’ and yelled ‘ALEX!! BUMBLEBEE CAMARO IS HERE!’. I woke up and said ‘Sexy car? Take dibs.’)
13. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home. (I sing randomly.)
14. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots. (Yep, my friends call me Bumblebee and I call one Blurr and another Ironhide...oh the list is too long.)
15. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. (Yes, my best friend (while she is PMSing) we call ‘Megsies or Megatron’)
16. Has posters of her favorite Autobots. (ALL the Autobots and Starscream and his trine.)
17. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. (Yes.)
18. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (Yep, pretty much)
19. Watches the movie(or show or ect.) Before they go to bed every night. (I do it so often, every night I have a new dream about them)
20. Now glares Police cars and thinks Barricade. (Have no copper cars here in my suburb, sorry.)
21. Acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly. (I do role-play with my friends on MSN, does that count?)
22. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Seekers and screams, 'OH MY GASH!! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!' (I look out the car window and try to look for jets.)
23. Will do anything to get her hands on the toys. (I spend all of my left over allowance on them!)
24. Screams out the names of random transformers. (I use them as cursing words)
25. Is totally convinsed that a guy in her class is one of the transformers holo-forms. (I go to an all-girls school, no boys, not even teachers.)
26. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Transformers. (Phone – Phoenix, iPod – Viper and laptop – Emerald)
27. Starts to thing of them as real people. As in- "Bumblebee would love this!" "I should have Ratchet throw a wrench at them!" "Note to self- do NOT tell Prime" "It's a good thing Ironhide isn't here, they would already be dead!" "Why can't Wheeljack blow up the school?" And ect. (Wheeljack, come to my school NOW!!! And yes, I say ‘I am going to pull a Ratchet’ and throw a fake wrench my friend made from foam at them)
28. You cried when Jazz/Optimus died. (Yes. Jazz shouldn’t have died. OP’s death was horrible)
29. You know the music by heart. (I sing the G1 Theme song just to annoy my friends.)
30.When you here the music from the movie playing you automaticly drop what your doing and head to where it's coming from. (Normally, I am the one playing the music.)
31. You have a Transformers lunch box, bookbag, ect. (Not lunch box, but everything else for school yes)
32. If you hear someone making fun of the Transformers you quickly get up and slap them several times and say "How dare you talk about them like that!" And continue to slap them. (I punch, not slap, but yes)
33. You are prepared everyday to be shipped to an alternet universe and meet them. (I am getting an Allspark Shard, then I will carry it around just so I can meet them)
34. Have been to Botcon at least once. (Unfortunately, I don’t yet)
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If you think Transformers is the BEST THING since freedom of speech(scratch that...since BREATHING), copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list, Firefly95, JasiaVoorhees, autobot leader 101, Lexi2luv, Shizuka Taiyou, and ME...JESUS LUVS EVERYONE!! Sounddrive, Screamer's girl, AlexisHuang101
'When are you going to give me the next chapter?' - My beta 'Ichigo's-Lover-1996' when I haven't given her a chapter for a week.
'Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.' - Optimus Prime 'Revenge of the Fallen'
'Killing will not bring you peace.' - Charles Xavier 'X-Men: First Class'
Be an Optimust Prime, not a Negatron.' - Me and my beta when we are with my father.
'You want society to accept you, but you can't even accept yourself. ' - Erik Lehnsherr 'X-Men: First Class'
'Are you sure we can't shave your head?
'Sean Cassidy: You truly believe I'll fly this time?
'Ichigo's-Lover'1996: IT'S A TEXT FROM ALEX!!! 'Is Shia with you and did he get my text?' GREAT!! Now you got ME into this?
'Ron: Favourite Aimee Mann song on three. One, two, three...
Harry: Favourite colour of vines, other than green.
'I'm like Shia LaBeouf...the Prince Douche' Ron Weasley 'A Very Potter Sequel' I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS!!!!
'My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?' - Draco Malfoy 'A Very Potter Sequel'
'I wonder what would happen if I just...broke your fingers. Because then you wouldn't be able to play the guitar anymore, and then all your little friends would just leave you alone, and then you'll be just like Umbridge. Except Umbridge can kick your ass.' - Umbridge 'A Very Potter Sequel'
'There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, or Ravenclaw, or...Jigglypuff.' - Lupin 'A Very Potter Sequel'
'Haha, Zombie!' - Snape 'A Very Potter Sequel'
'I'll ignore that some of you are late...if you ignore that I'm the latest.' - Lupin 'A Very Potter Sequel'/Me 'When I am late for Math Class' =p
"I CANNOT belive I am the one who made you this obbessed!!!" - My beta about my obbessions with Transformers.
"Hey, at least I am grateful. Not one thank you for showing you FanFiction." - Me when I am defending myself.
"Loki is hot, Thor is fine, Odin is not and Laufey can die!" - Me on a Thor high.
"Thor is hot, Loki's not, he can die in Hel, before he could even cast a spell." - My beta on a Thor high. Note: Hel is the Norse hell, I think. That's what IL-1996 told me.
"Stressed spelt backwards is Desserts, coincidence? I think not." - My favourite quote of July.
"You were made to be ruled. In the end, it will be every man for himself." - Loki, Avengers Trailer 2011.
"Loki - I have an army!
"You know, for a crazy homeless person... he's pretty cut." - Darcy, Thor.
"You listen to me brother-
"Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster." - Tony Stark, Avengers.
"You people are so petty... and tiny." Thor, Avengers.
"Your world in the balance and you bargain for one man?
“I thought you dead
My Favorite Animal: Any big cat, wolf, eagle.
Beta'ed by Bree-Bee233!
Chapter One: Profile and Prologue posted on the 13th, updated because I forgot something on Valentine's Day.
Chatper Two: Chapter One: The Mistake will be posted sometime in the next two weeks.
Choice: Choice has been up for a while now, forgot to add it to my list. Oh well. Expect the third chapter up by Monday week, as I have a week off and Monday is ANZAC day.
Chapter Three: Is up a running. This is un-betaed and is probably crap, but I did my best. The next chapter will be up soonish, hopefully. I am trying to update my other fics along with producing new ones. I have more inspiration now I have the A-Team season 2.
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(Everything else with Maggie, me and my beta made up (Okay, mostly my beta. This was her character she made up for me at, like twelve at night when she stayed at my place))
(only they are baggy, both when she is healthy and when she is out of prison):
(The 'Physc Ward' one I came up by myself)
Next Chapter Due: 22/09/2012
Because I have between three hundred and four hundred pictures, they are in separate folders AND in alphabetical order, sort of...
Scroll down the page of the album, then, when you see all the pictures, in smaller form, place your cursor over the picture until the name appears. If it is the one you want, then click on it and it should come up.
ALL of the Albums can be found.
One-Shot Album can be found. Is in order of what the one-shots are in.
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