For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I don,t do that!)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (blonde from the inside, outside is purple =3)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (no i'm just very opinionated)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (no but i think its stupid for every one not to just let it be)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (What the hell! I don't wear miniskirts!)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I don't do drugs or alcohol! I am Emo, goth, punk call it what you want I am alternative (:)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Everyone wears black right?)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (i ramble and ive never even HAD a boyfriend)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (ive NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND plus im a bit of a prude)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (My style is very unusual)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (It's an expression of your feelins :D) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (they are just funner than girls
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (im a GIRL!!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (am i suposed to let my mother dress me?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (No way, I love them! They are fun :D)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (just about, yeah...)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (eh...video games kill brain cells but sure are fun)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (a bony paper thin girl is creepy not cute)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (hell no! I don't whant a boyfriend at the moment)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (screw that. free love people!)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (people are people. get over it.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil ( what? I don't wanna go to hell)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (who IS like everyone else?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (ah the joys and curse of youth! :) )
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (eh... im more of a sit on the bed and read a book type of girl and listen and make music girl)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (not really a lot but several and im only FOURTEEN!!)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (they look hot on emo boys)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (this doesnt even make sence)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Omg! I don't do that, I don't waste money) I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I play keyboard, I can sing and I play the Ocarina and the one who doesn't have that well... they have other hobbies to take care off))
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (im a more independent person)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (eh...who doesnt? Also, WHO ISN'T CRAZY?????!!!!!!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I'm not -.-"
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (im white. our hair does that)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (im just protective of my friends and opinions)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (do the sunday funnies count?)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(my anime drawings stink but i love doing it cause they look cool)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (well... I'm not! because they ever go to The Netherlands... Bastards!))
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (no i just love to express my ideas and feelings)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social. (Why do I need to talk if there's nothing to talk about?)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Hardly)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (people have stereotypes at any age)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Who doesn't want to be sparkly? x3)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet past, present, and future ( I don't answer to this one) I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (so that means everyone is a loser?)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (What the hell? I don't do that! it's gross) I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (no im just not outgoing)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (living childhood to its fullest)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Reading is something to keep me off my mind from certain things) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (no one completely agrees with anything)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I like the pointy hats)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (who isnt?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (keeping childhood as long as i can)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (that's just mean)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (no i just have no interest in anyone besides that one guy)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Well, I don't do that because I think it hurts a lot...)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (im emotional. deal with it)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times then burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (No, I don't like to talk about myself)