Femina Serpens
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Joined 10-21-10, id: 2584795, Profile Updated: 04-06-13
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

All I do is write, watch movies, reread good books and hang out drinking in my lover's bedroom on the weekends.

I live out in the boonies near a big capitol city, and do a whole lotta nothing in university and working my menial job. Driving is my love and hate; I love listening to the music blaring in the dark of the night, but traffic is a different story.

While rather busy, I attempt to appease these strangers on the internet, so be patient with me and I'll kiss your neck and call you Suzie Q.

Expect mostly Dramione ;)

- B xox

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Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4588 - Favs: 4,551 - Follows: 5,724 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Who Needs Friends by camnz reviews
Friends prove difficult as Hermione and Blaise start dating, especially his friends. Malfoy is particularly offended by Hermione's presence on the scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,803 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Road Trip by BrokenNintendo reviews
While on a road trip to Vancouver with Gerald, Phoebe and Arnold, Helga decides to torment Arnold during the trip but what happens when things heats up...could things change their normal relationship into something more? Fluff/Angst/Romance/Comedy/Drama COMPLETED!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,236 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 220 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,246 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lively Up Yourself by forginsberg reviews
Lovely femslash Hermione/Pansy pairing. Pansy is a master of potions, supplying the druggie underground at Hogwarts. A small curiosity concerning the contents of a prim prefect's skirt leads to a whole new world; but what goes up must come down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Hermione G., Pansy P.
Give Him Love by C.Queen reviews
Every year Ginny reminds James to give Neville their love, especially since his divorce. But what would happen if seventeen year old James took her words seriously and through unsigned love letters tried to win his Herbology teacher's heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,981 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Neville L., James S. P. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 4,308 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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First & Second Chances reviews
Scorpius is in love. Draco, a recluse living a wizard life in a Muggle setting, didn't realize it would be with Rose bloody Weasley. Or spiral into his worst nightmare; meeting old rivals, her parents, to find out they are now separated just like him. Or that Mrs. Weasley, nee Granger, now much more interesting and attractive, would cause a hell of a lot of change in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,973 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Dangerous Affairs reviews
When divorce hits Draco after a long time coming, and Hermione struggles to fix her own dwindling marriage, can they find a comfort within each other when an accidental kiss in a library binds them together? When Draco's unwanted involvement in a major crime ring can help them catch the culprits? It's a dangerous line to tow when you never were and never will be friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Head Versus Heart reviews
What will poor Draco Malfoy do returning to Hogwarts off his sad lonely high horse, faced with a partnership in a new class with an old enemy; the highly envied, always praised Hermione Granger? Is high, prejudiced society less exciting than chasing his golden girl? "It's like a war, my head versus heart. But for once…I want my mind to rest, and I want to let emotion win."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 382,312 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sympathy For The Devil reviews
Draco must choose a profession soon or else Daddy Malfoy cuts off his bank account. He'll get more than he bargained for when becoming a personal stylist causes overnight stardom; drama follows him wherever he goes moving to Muggle London. Tempers will flare when he 'requires' Miss Hermione Granger's legal help, enacting revenge on his #1 enemy, Blaise Zabini, from a bet. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,230 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Kill Me reviews
Potter's dead. Voldemort reigns supreme. Three years of evasion, living in shadows or gutters with her only friend, and Hermione Granger has no fight in her left when she's caught by her enemies alone; ready and willing to die. Under orders, Draco must find the secret and spirit to build her up...so he can tear her back down again. They are strong, but love is evil. AU. Graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,051 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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