Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart
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Joined 10-21-10, id: 2584842, Profile Updated: 11-02-22
Author has written 16 stories for Pokémon, and Borderlands.

I'm still very much around, as of November 2, 2022, and have begun to write out some for WAWL.

Dratini Avatar is credited to silverkiwi78 from deviant art.

Mew and Lucario avatar is credited to yuski from deviantart.

I left them a note on dA and both of them gave me permission. Thanks, both of you! Y'all's art is awesome!

Origin of name: Gaige is a character from the game "Borderlands 2" and Peppy Sweetheart is a class mod that she can get. (It's all on borderlandswikia if you don't know)


Yes. You know it's me. Catch me in the club and I'll steal yo drink and yo girlfriend.

Uchiha Sasuke as soon as he enters the club in Beverly Hills.

Favorite games: Borderlands 2, Saints Row, Resident Evil Series, Mario games, Golfing games, wrestling games, Dino Crisis, Parasite eve, Dynasty Warriors series.

Favorite TV Shows: Shark Week programs, anything about animals on Discovery Channel, National Geographic. Ben 10, Pokemon (original series), Spongebob, Fairly Odd Parents, Chopped (on Food Network) Free! Iwatobi swim club, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh. lol

Magic missile!!

Shoutout to The short bus!! She's so kinky! Both she and I love Sasuke's chicken-ass hair! You dush! :D o_o

Playas gonna play with yo money

/(o) (o)\ I'm Patrick Star!


Least favorite color: Red, black, and grey. I don't care for orange or yellow.

Birthstone: Diamond.

Favorite Season: Autumn and Winter; anything but spring and summer cus it is so unbearably hot and humid where I live. v_v I'm a Southerner near the Mighty Mississippi,.

Favorite Pokemon: Alakazam, Dragonite, Vileplume, Mew, Gengar, Venusaur, Victreebel, Mewtwo, Lucario, Machamp, Slowbro.

Favorite Pokemon type: Psychic, dragon, grass, water.

Least Favorite Pokemon type: Normal, electric, fairy (shudders).

Favorite countries (no specific order): China, Canada, United Kingdom, Iceland, Russia, Australia, U.S.A, Taiwan, Greece, Italy, Argentina, Chile.

Favorite food: Pizza, ravioli, wonton soup, salmon hibachi, pot roast, shrimp, lobster, crab, eel (any seafood, really), spinach, brocoli, mushrooms.

Least favorite food: Onions (the bane of my existance), tomatoes (right after onions), corn, peppers, mayonnaise. I wish onions would go into extinction. (:

Thanks for reading my profile!!!! *slaps anyone who hates my crack fictions with a rubber fish*

cracks knuckles* lol

I will update as soon as I can!! Thanks!!

KNUCKLES!

Author's note: I am doing the best that I can, as I go through periods that I do not write. I hope you understand! Thanks to anyone who reads my stories! You have my deep appreciation!

GPS

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I found this touching story off someone's profile and it really pulled my heart strings.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said,

'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: '

'Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied:

''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly.

'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this.

'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said:

'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me

'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy.

'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

PLEASE let this story serve as a thought that the impulse of one second while driving (including texting) can permanently change someone's life.

A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile! Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.

Here is a sad/happy story. Only read if you truly believe in God.

A teenage girl of about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

To those who read "What a Wonderful Loss"

Interesting fact: My story is the only one that has Krabby in the filter.

I have several things I would like to clarify/comment to those who read.

More of Ash's past will come to light in future chapters! Interactions with Misty, Brock, and of course Pikachu will be in detail later!

I know that the incident with Ash's father may seem a bit medically impossible, but this is fanfic. (: What a surprising twist, no?

Someone asked me about Team Rocket and Gary. Essentially, everything with Team Rocket happened up to the point in the story. For example, they were after Ash and gang in 1997 (same as Japanese anime) but this is essentially the same but Ash happens to be 14. Take out Gary from the anime. (It'll become more clear, I promise)

Also, why Machop, if you ask? I got several reasons:

1. I love Pokemon and wrestling video games, and it seems that his evolutionary line is the basis for that.

2. Machop (at least this one in the story) and Ash (to me) share a characteristic: outwardly very dimwitted, but with a golden heart.

3. I personally felt Machop didn't get enough air time in the anime or enough story time. A pity, imho.

4. Ash had a Primeape, which are both fighting type, but he only used him at that tournament. I wish they hadn't gotten rid of him, so Machop will replace that fighting Pokemon, but also Pikachu. (Will probably be strange for the readers, but I'm so tired of Pikachu and wanted a change.)

IMPORTANT: Before sending requests as to whom Ash will capture, I do not plan as of now to use any Pokemon that appears/will appear in TWIYH. I don't wanna overlap them.

Also, I am not stating that Ash's failure up to the story's current point is entirely due to ADHD (I have it myself). It's just that he essentially did not educate himself of the strengths and weaknesses of Pokemon (his school was like standard elementary/primary with subjects like math, English, history, etc.) It's just that he acted on a whim and did not fully think before acting. I'll provide more details in future chapters.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

GPS bidding you a pleasant day! (:

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Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 10/18/2016 - [Haruka N., Sousuke Y.]
I Don't Know Why I Got Married by GeoFount reviews
[Gou x Mikoshiba] When the Iwatobi Swim team goes to another country for a summer program, Gou thinks this might be the chance they need to earn some money and help her brother be his old self again. What she didn't plan on is waking up one morning after a night of really stupid drunken partying to find herself married to the Captain of the Samezuka swim team.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 260,936 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Gou M., Seijuurou M.] - Complete
Darkness that Cannot be Lit by Pedialyte Served at a Brothel reviews
The Hokage has been assassinated by an unknown force. Konoha has been thrown into chaos and public executions take place hourly unless it is all brought to an end. The only real hope they have is Haruno Sakura, who is gifted with an unparalleled ability that no one has ever imagined. A deadly encounter with a certain Uchiha leaves her head spinning. DARK. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,444 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hinata and the Stale Norwegian Pretzel and Swedish Food Festival by Pedialyte Served at a Brothel reviews
Hinata's school is having a food festival and they also get a exchange student. Nothing bad, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Tenten
Amy Rose Gets The Hiccups by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Amy Rose gets the hiccups, and boy does it turn out bad not just for her, but for everyone surrounding her as well!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Amy, Vector
Board The Platforms by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
That one classic mini game from the original Super Smash Brothers 64 seems like a breeze, as clearing it takes relative ease. Ten yellow platforms that you board on to make their light go from red to blue. Doesn't sound too bad, does it? Ha ha ha... WRONG.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 9/8/2014 - R.O.B., Silver
Free! watches 50 percent off by Ragingstillness reviews
Exactly as the title says. I hope this is humorous. Based off of "YGOTAS reactions" and "White TV Room." WARNING: swearing and crack.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,874 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 1/23/2016
Yuuri's Secret by Pedialyte Served at a Brothel reviews
At the restaurant in Beijing, something interesting happens.
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Yuuri K., Viktor N., J. Guang-Hong, Leo de la I.
Dimension skippers by MyAnonymousRomance reviews
When DIpper and Mabel gleeful find a way to hop dimensions, they leave everything behind to find a new world, but instead, they find themselves. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T PWN GRAVITY FALLS ALSO; I'M LOOKING FOR HELP WITH SOME COVER ART; IF YOU CAN DO COVER ART, PLEASE PM ME WIll be a while before next upload. I deleted the whole thing off of word by accident.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Sai and the Speedo by Pedialyte Served at a Brothel reviews
Konoha High gets a swim club and some really sexy transfer students, and Sai is a bit reluctant to join the swim team.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Sai
No Problem by darth picard reviews
Seijuurou decides to go to his old school to visit some friends and his little brother. Frog chaos and dealing with stupid students ensues. Rated T beacuse I'm super paranoid-Enjoy!
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Seijuurou M., Momotarou M.
Pokemon Highschool by DemonSlayerGod reviews
Darkrai Dakuri is an antisocial with an unknown past who enrolled in the Academy of Origins. Fights, friends, enemies, bonds, and drama await the teen as he progresses through the year.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,283 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Darkrai - Complete
Temari and the Flaming Hot Cheetos by Pedialyte Served at a Brothel reviews
Temari was just minding her business when a guy harasses her, but after blasting him away, she acquires a snack that results in unexpected surprises...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/21/2016 - [Temari, Shikamaru N.]
Misty and the Fried Chicken from Mrs Winners in the Middle of Nowhere! by Pedialyte Served at a Brothel reviews
The gang stumble upon a fast food joint in the middle of nowhere and strange, strange things happen. OOC/Crack-fic.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Brock/Takeshi, Pikachu
A True Champion by Shadowyman reviews
As the years pass by, former Champion Red finds that there is little point in staying on Mount Silver. With his old Pokemon in tow he starts off on a brand new journey. Follow him as he silently tackles a new world, new Pokemon and trainers, new evils, and maybe even find true love, multiple times. Red X Harem.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,079 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Red
The Struggle Within by Pedialyte Served at a Brothel reviews
Asahi farts in the pool.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Haruka N., Asahi S., Natsuya K. - Complete
Somos hermanos by Solar Knight Marie reviews
La vida de Makoto cambiaría para siempre cuando su madre decide casarse con el famoso Dr. Yamazaki, padre de cuatro hijos. ¿Qué sucederá cuando Makoto se dé cuenta de que ha empezado a sentir "cosas" por su "hermano" Sousuke?
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 225,386 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Makoto T., Sousuke Y.] - Complete
The Chosen One's Journey by dragonwolf12 reviews
A year before Ash left on his Pokemon journey, he received a Mysterious package. Inside of it was a book and a simple note that was signed 'A friend.' This book turns out to be the best thing that could have happened to Ash, leading to a more mature and intelligent Ash. Rewritten as 'The Journey of the Guardian.'
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,057 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 5,550 - Follows: 4,924 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Lucario - Complete
I'll Battle You by Winters Skye reviews
Rin, Haru, Makoto, Nagisa, and Rei were all childhood friends who grew up around Pokemon. Haru and Rin always would "battle" each other when they were kids but when Rin wants to start his Pokemon journey how will their friendship grow and develop? All Rin wants is to be better than Haru at least once.
Crossover - Pokémon & Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2016
Dean Ambrose Says Nope To Stuff by Smart Mark reviews
Read the title of the story.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns - Complete
Hedgehogs In An Elevator by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Sonic and Amy both get stuck in an elevator together. Of course, things start a bit wary if weird, but it only gets worse from there on... then Shadow, Silver, and Mephiles eventually get trapped inside an elevator alongside them, much to their dismay. Can all five hedgehogs get out, before they ultimately face their demise at the hands of the elevator? Officially my 800th fanfic!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 38,374 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Amy, Shadow, Silver, Mephiles - Complete
Further Into The Future by Wangz reviews
What the fuck is going on in Konoha these days? Why is the Hokage getting blow jobs and not sorting out stuff? Why is Chouchou using dildos? Why Sakura and Sasuke are having loud sex? Why are Sai and Ino having sex with their room door open? Why the fuck is Chouchou fingering herself on Skype and stalking Sasuke? Mitsuki? You shouldn't have left Boruto and Sarada alone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,324 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Boruto U., Sarada U.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Meloetta's Icing of Love by PurpleCobra247 reviews
Aria Meloetta makes an excellent first impression upon her arrival in Pokemon Valley... until her sensual craving for icing drives her insane in so many crazy antics that await her... including a suitable mate that can actually handle her unusual cravings. *Edit: It's actually finished!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,548 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Politoed/Nyorotono, Meloetta - Complete
Porygon's Adventure by fsmvito reviews
Porygon was just created, but has a ton of things he'd like to do! Join him on an adventure in the Pokémon world! New chapters whenever I feel like it! All rights to their respective owners.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Porygon - Complete
Wait what! Celebi as a starter! by Pikagirl556 reviews
celebi and ash have been friends for a long time. Though the day ash goes to get his first pokemon she jumps into his pokeball. Now read their awesome adventures. (bad at summaries)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Celebi - Complete
Keeping Secrets by flameelement reviews
Makoto and Sousuke have a secret and their friends find out. i dont own Free!
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Makoto T., Sousuke Y. - Complete
Enséñame, por favor by Solar Knight Marie reviews
Eran estudiante y tutor. Tutor y estudiante. Nada más. ¿Verdad, Makoto?
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [Makoto T., Sousuke Y.] - Complete
Fabulous PMD Shipdump by NaturallyDark reviews
Do you love Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? Do you like nonsense? Perfect! You'll get both! I will be writing the most insane, pointless, and confusing ships from PMD and dumping them right in here! Most recent ship: Chatot X Grovyle
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014
A Golden Afterlife by Fanlover14 reviews
When Betty White visits the old set of the Golden Girls, what kind of memories will spark up as she takes her last breath in the set. Please review!
Golden Girls - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Blanche D., Dorothy Z., Rose N., Sophia P. - Complete
Korrina's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
While having a practice match with Ash, Korrina's stomach grumbles, and she then starts to let loose her bad gassy self. Of course, Ash is used to this by now, but he, along with Lucario and Pikachu, reasonably gets a bit annoyed... and Korrina's farting gets a bit more chaotic by the scene changes... she has the same voice as Amy Rose, what did you expect?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Pikachu, Lucario, Korrina/Koruni
Amy Rose's Sneezing Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Amy Rose starts sneezing all over the place after she feels a chilly breeze. From there, it only gets worse for poor sneezing Amy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Amy
Amy Rose's Sweet Obsession by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Amy Rose loves her sweets a bit too much. She may be a sweet girl, but having nothing but sweets is not that sweet at all in the end. In fact, you could say it's... bittersweet.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Amy
Amy Rose's Ticklish Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Oh boy. Turns out that Amy Rose is very ticklish. Unfortunately for her, Sonic uses this to his advantage, as do many of Amy's other friends... oh Amy, you poor ticklish girl, what will you do now?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Amy
Shadow Academy by XxCherriesandChocolatexX reviews
AU- Misty, May, Dawn and Leaf are very successful assassins. One day they get a mission that orders them to travel and attend Shadow Academy, a school hidden long ago in the mountains. Their mission? To capture and kill four boys for reasons unknown. But what happens when they uncover things that were meant to stay hidden? Can they find the truth about their past? PSCSISLGS
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] [Gary O./Shigeru, Leaf]
Pokemon Transformation Town by Tomhur18 reviews
Nothing really happened in a small town in Sinnoh. That is until recently. For some reason and epidemic is going on that is causing certain teenagers to transform into Pokemon! What is causing this? Who will be changed? How will their lives be changed? Find out in Pokemon Transformation Town! Discontinued, Last chapter contains info on what could have been. Any questions PM me
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,533 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Houndoom/Hellgar, OC
Snivy gets glasses by yankeegal13 reviews
Snivy has trouble during a pokemon battle, but was unsure why she was having trouble.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Oshawott/Mijumaru, Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
The Truth Hurts by BannanGodis reviews
Team Rocket's Boss Giovanni take Ash from his mother and have him locked up all day in his room. But one day Ash meet a Pikachu, Ash and Pikachu becomes best friends. But after Ash and Pikachu escaped from Giovanni and Team Rocket, they don't gave up! Team Rocket want Ash!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,949 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki, Pikachu
Epic Pokemon Rap Battles by BlastofSteel reviews
Pokemon Rap Battles. What'd you expect? Over 12,000 views. Thank you for making this story my most successful fanfiction.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 37 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Complete
A Pink Surprise by Uranium235 reviews
What if you loved someone with all of your heart? What if that person was from a completely different species? Ash Ketchum is about to find out; and boy is he in for a big surprise. Rated M for suggestive themes and some language. Dreamshipping - AshXMew.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,128 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Mew] Pikachu
WWC by Bournelove reviews
Welcome to World Wrestling Corporation! Where the best of the best wrestle! Sign up inside! See you at our first show! Apps open.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,398 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - OC
On Brave Mountains We Conquer by MothBallz reviews
No more "starting over", no more being immature. Me and my partners have worked too hard to throw it all away. This time I'm winning this league so prepare yourself for the coming storm Sinnoh! Ash Ketchum is here! Smart Aura Ash. Powerful Pokemon. Pearlshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,575 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari
The Barbecute Chronicles by Typhlosion8 reviews
Wrote this on request from Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart. Just the silly life of Barbecute, the Typhlosion. Based on the adorable cover art by Clinkorz on dA!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Pikachu, Typhlosion/Bakphoon, Metapod/Trancell - Complete
The Wish by Emolgaa reviews
Amanda makes a wish, but is surprised when it comes true. Read to find out more.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Morty/Matsuba
Changes by phoenixheart88 reviews
Look, I wasn't always a Mew. Nor was I always normal. I lived a pretty weird life. But nothing could get weirder than this. T to be safe. Also, first story! Don't go too easy though!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014
Homework Shouldn't Affect the Grade Anyway- A Let it Go Parody by ElStorm reviews
Not really a Fanfiction, per se, just a funny little song parody I wrote to vent my anger at school. LaLaLoveYouGuys! xoxo Rated T for language, says screw, shit, and bullshit
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2014
It's A Jungle Out There by Marosie reviews
Leaf is a headstrong girl with a desire to study Pokémon under her idol, Erika of Celadon City. However, her overprotective parents have tried to shy her away from Pokémon ever since she was little for unknown reasons. Leaf knows that she can become a Gym trainer for Erika, and she hopes to someday embark on her own journey to prove herself and to gain the recognition she desires.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Erika, Leaf
Amy Rose Forgets Her Homework by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
And when you forget your homework, you show that you're not paying attention in class. And when you don't pay attention in class, it means your GPAs dropped, and that means you're never gonna have a great career in dating hedgehogs.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Amy
Fanfiction Friends! by RedRosesContestshippingHearts reviews
Dawn is a Fanfiction author with dreams of doing the best stories she can. But when a flame goes to her PMs, what will happen? And who is 'Ikarishipper'. Questions will be answered as the story continues! XD This is for Ikarishipping Day! :) I honestly think the summary is better than the story! (. .") ANICA OUT LATESSSSSS!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,754 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
How To Get a Mega Evolution by The False Actuality reviews
Lopunny finds out that someone has been giving Pokemon the ability to evolve... MEGA EVOLVE! She decides that she must take action... For the good of all Pokemon! But she finds out that Gamefreak is not a wish granting factory...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2014
Timing is Everything by pale rose fire reviews
After the prefectural meet, Rin moved back to Australia. Then an earthquake hit Iwatobi. Now Rin doesn't know if his sister or his old friends are dead or alive and is frantic to find out.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,010 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Rin M.
Amy Rose Licks A Lollipop by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
And boy, does she sure suck it up good. Mmm hmm.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Amy, E-123 Omega
Mew and Mewtwo answers by MewTwo and Mew reviews
Have a question? Amiss our daily thoughts, We will Answer anything sent via private message that you happen to ask. Mew will be here as well, so feel free to send anything for her.(discontinued due to hate)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Mewtwo, Mew] - Complete
Lost Friendships by darkness65 reviews
one win away from being sinnoh champion, ash ketchum is suddenly betrayed by his closest friends and now lives in exile but life will always find a way to pull you back into the fray and this time he will show the world that one man does make a difference.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,226 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona
Raise your hand and speak up Now go stand in the hallway by Insertmanyfandomshere reviews
I'm bored. Here's what's gonna go down. You. Ask. A character on anything, even advice. Daring is ok. So...that's it! Ask a character in the form of a review, and Takasugi here will pull them out the portal and set them here even it means to duct tape them to a chair. This fic is closed. Really. No, I'm serious. Why won't you believe me! Really! Come on, it is!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 86,111 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Complete
You'll be Laughing So Hard by pandagirl247 reviews
Just some funny things that I had to show everyone xD There's a plot in there somewhere...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Five Minutes by Hikareh reviews
Really, why did Tails have to drag him to the movies at midnight to see some dumb chick flick anyway? He was cold, tired, and totally not in the mood. /Borderline crack./ /Part three of the Five Moments Series/
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
I LOVE MUSCLES! A Pokemon fanfic by gisella89 reviews
A short BiancaxStephan fluff! SPOKESHIPPING IS SO CUTE! Hope you like! Ignore mistakes
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Bianca/Bel, Stephan/Kenyan] Ash K./Satoshi, Iris - Complete
Ultimate Pokemon Rap Battles by BlastyMusic reviews
These are the Ultimate Pokemon Rap Battles! I've worked really hard on them so I hope you enjoy them! Suggestions needed!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014
Let The Right One In by the short bus reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have been friends forever. But, will a series of unfortunate events pull them together? Is this really love? Will Naruto "let the right one in"? Get my pun?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Find Yourself by TiaTheFox reviews
Most Pokemon live a life with either a trainer or with other Pokemon in the wild. Although one Pokemon was different for she did not train or even know a single attack. That Pokemon was Scarlet. Follow her in a journey where she finds not just her mother, but herself. *Rated K plus*
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Zorua, Zoroark, OC
Light Within the Darkness by TrevorxTravesty reviews
This is a story about Mikado, a former member of a crime organization similar to Team Rocket/Galactic/Plasma etc., except that this story has a much darker and more mature tone. I try to convey Pokemon as realistically as possible, and this also being a realistic story, it is very violent and filled with blood, strong language, gore, etc. It is unfinished, though, so bare with me!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Alakazam/Foodin, Scyther/Strike, Houndoom/Hellgar, OC
Pokemon: A Journey Across America by Titansman56 reviews
This is the story of a boy named Titan who travels across a world where America is covered in Pokemon with 7 of his closest friends! He will take on the 8 different regions and their gyms and then the National Tournament if he can make it! Does Titan have what it takes to go all the way? or will he just be another face?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014
The Child of Mew by DarkFoxKit reviews
What happens when Ash Ketchum was raised by the legendary Pokemon Mew itself? Being raised by a legendary Pokemon, especially a playful one isn't easy, so the boy decided to run away and become a Pokemon Trainer, but there's no running from Mew.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 273,888 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew - Complete
Cilan and Iris: Adventures in Johto by Danimalz09 reviews
It is not always about Black or White, but also Gold and Silver! After saying goodbye to Ash Ketchum, Cilan and Iris have taken the Magnet Train to Goldenrod City. Traveling to the Johto region, Cilan and Iris experiences new Pokemon, new friends, and also, a new form on bond between each other. Their adventures in Johto are not only adventurous, but also romantic. Wishfulshipping!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Lyra/Kotone, Khoury/Kazunari, Iris, Cilan/Dento
Lonely Star by justonewish reviews
"Everyone has an addiction. Mine happens to be you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Papers Please by erttheking reviews
A look into the daily life of an Arstotzkan Inspector. Based off of the game of the same name.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Complete
Psychic Trainer Ash by t0mbr1d reviews
A story about Ash specialising in Psychic type Pokemon. AU
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Kanto's Champion by vsizzel reviews
Feeling betrayed by his friends and family. Ash runs away from home, and disappears from the world. Fives years later Ash appears, only this time he's the Kanto's new Champion. Pairing undecided.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,713 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Fairly Off Story by the 6ft dick reviews
Weird shit happens to Timmy and everyone in his life.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Timmy - Complete
Piplup's Sexy Suspender Striptease by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Piplup performs an act of fornication upon himself!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Piplup/Pochama
Sick With No Cure by Toadettegirl2012 reviews
Summary: Ash likes Iris and Iris likes Ash but neither of them know it. But after Ash gets hit with stun spore and there's trouble finding a cure will the two finally be able to admit their feeling for each other? Negiashipping: AshXIris My first story ever!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,918 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Iris] Cilan/Dento - Complete
Sonic In A Dress by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Who would have thought that a way past cool hedgehog would love such a girly thing? Obviously not Shadow and Silver. Or Vector, for that matter. Why did I do this to Sonic is beyond me, folks.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sonic
Pokemon: Dark Mirror by Organ Man reviews
Ash and co. walk into a new town for another adventure. It seems like a normal day for them at first...until it becomes clear that this town is the ultimate realm of nightmares: Silent Hill. Rated for blood in later chapters. Read and Review, please.
Crossover - Pokémon & Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 41 - Words: 85,682 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Alessa G. - Complete
Fixing the Bandages by MovementInGreen reviews
Lisa felt like they were nothing.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Lisa G.
Fiercer than a Legendary by Blue is the New Red reviews
What's the only thing scarier than seeing an angry Legendary Pokémon? May and Dawn in a fierce conflict over Ash. Things could get rough for our hero as he travels through Johto to beat the new Battle Frontier and defeat Team Rocket. Advanceshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 193,206 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka] [Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji] - Complete
Naruto and Sai are Sailor Mouths? by Ozuma and Blank's Lil' Kitten reviews
Parody of the hilarious SpongeBob SquarePants episode, Sailor Mouth. Starring Naruto as SpongeBob and Sai as Patrick. Also included is Jiraiya as Mr. Krabs. Includes a cute little epilogue with Gaara at the end as a bonus. Paragraphing fixed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Blood Tears by XLadySnowX reviews
And so he walked away, towards the door, trying to ignore the stinging prickle he felt behind his blue eyes and the heavy feeling of failure he held in his heart. Harry/Lisa, alternate scene in SH1. Rated T for character death and angst. One-shot.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry M., Lisa G. - Complete
I Couldn't Hold It In by CrazyNarutoChick reviews
Naruto doesn't want to complete another easy mission and what does he do to get out of it? He farts!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Legendaries go bowling by My5cookies reviews
What happens when most of your favorite legendary pokemon go bowling. You don't want to know! But if you do, then this story is for you! rated K for suggested swearing and threats
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Celebi, Darkrai - Complete
Spongebob & Naruto, The New Best Friend by CartoonTeamAuthorAri reviews
Spongebob & Naruto are best friend now. How was the beginning of this inter-universe friendship? Read to find out. Note: Set after the story "Cartoon Team"
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2009 - SpongeBob, Naruto U. - Complete
2 guys 1 fart by vaughnrock reviews
basicly like 2 girls 1 cup but with kakairu. if u vomit easily or poop freaks u out dont read lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Farting In Bed by Anatidaephobia81 reviews
[SasuSaku] Need I explain myself?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
FOOD FIGHT! by Shashuko the Paisley Maiden reviews
Team Seven has dinner at Sakura's house, when Naruto accidentally flings a dumpling at Sasuke... and it all goes downhill from there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Rocketshipping by Stupidfic reviews
no, its not about rocketships you moron, its a James and Jessie romance fic!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The Day Of ATP by MidnightGenius reviews
Iruka and Kakashi try to explain to Naruto and the rest of team 7 how ATP is made. Sasuke and Sakura get it... Naruto doesn't.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
The Battle by Mewberries reviews
My second fic! Just a little thing to tide everyone over until I get my series out. I can't tell you anything about this without giving it away, except that I was really hyped on Easter candy. Chocolate!!! Ok please read!!! And review! ^_^
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2001
Insanity of a Sleepover by PokTrainerKari reviews
Okay people! This is pure INSANITY! PTK invites some of the Poké cast over for a Sleep over. Tracey reveils his true love! Ash is blown to bits! Jessie gets a hair cut and James tells his true love also! Warning: Rated PG-13 for some swear and GOBS of in
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2000
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Mew's Hugging Problem reviews
Mew is an overly friendly pink kitten who loves to express her friendship with hugs. Will her obsession for hugging cause trouble? Despite the fact that others don't accept her hugs, Mew continues to deny this problem. Will she accept her hugging is annoying everyone? She won't stop til she hugs 'em all...however long it takes! She may even hug you! Be careful; they hurt with love!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,134 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/25/2022 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Mewtwo, Mew, Lucario, Typhlosion/Bakphoon
The World's in Your Hands reviews
Ash's early childhood wasn't the best, with a dead father and no friends, but once he turned 10, it all seemed to turn around when a rare Pokemon under Professor Oak's care befriends him and they embark on a journey. A tragic accident leaves Ash temporarily crippled and almost dead until a mysterious girl saves him. What will unfold afterwards?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,408 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 12/21/2022 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Riolu, Dratini/Miniryu
Ash Activates the Mew Glitch reviews
What if Ash and gang did a series of random events and followed like in the game and accidentally activated Mew's Glitch? It is a crackfic which contains OOC and, of course, Mew! Will he catch her? Will she hug him? Will he put her in the PC? Will she be...a stalker who simultaneously causes problems and also gets them out of trouble! What will happen is pure randomness!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,251 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/19/2022 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Brock/Takeshi, Mew
What a Wonderful Loss reviews
After Ash cross-dresses to get into Celadon gym, Misty, Brock, and Ash's entire team lose all respect for the boy and betray him. Ash has nothing, but a sympathetic Erika comforts him and acts first as a mentor, then follows him as a moral support and later romance. Ash will emerge far more victorious than ever and eventually prove his former friends wrong.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,440 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/19/2022 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Erika] Krabby/Crab, Machop/Wanriky
Oh, Bianca! reviews
Bianca decides to permanently join Ash and gang as they travel through Unova, but how well will it go? How will a klutz like her affect his journey? It will turn into a journey more random than Osharina as my cover image! Story is rated TABS for Tremendous Amount of Bianca's Silliness! Osharina: How dare you put the Scalchop Queen on this story's cover image! Remove me at once!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/19/2022 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Bianca/Bel, Iris, Cilan/Dento
The Mentalists reviews
10 year-old Ash Ketchum sets out on a journey to become Psychic Pokemon Master, but what he doesn't know is that destiny has a different plan for our raven-haired hero. Adopted from ReapxFactor, the original story was "The Psychic Pokemon Master" and this is essentially a rewritten form/spin-off with different events. 10-year old Sabrina. AshxSabrina will be future shipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/10/2022 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Sabrina/Natsume] Misty/Kasumi, Exeggcute/Tamatama
Mew Attends Kindergarten reviews
Arceus and the other legendaries are on the brink of losing their sanity due to Mew's childishness, so they devise a solution that will benefit both parties. Hopefully. How will Mew partake in the solution? Will she make friends? Will she learn to stop being a nuisance in the Hall of Origin? Will she learn to spell her name? You must join Mew's kindergarten after reading! Or laugh!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/7/2022 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Mew, Dratini/Miniryu, Kangaskhan/Garura, Machamp/Kairiky
Dragonite the Postmon! reviews
Dragonite pledges his allegiance to help the postal service of Pallet Town after a huge population growth and the loss of a worker. He will deliver your post whether it be rain, sun, or snow! ...Okay, not snow since he hates it four times more than regular Pokemon. What adventures and excitement will this Dragonite face? How will he handle a new rival in the expanding Pallet Town?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2022 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Charizard/Lizardon, Dragonite/Kairyu
Sabrina's Reincarnation reviews
After her "loss" with Ash, Sabrina makes a monumental decision to reintegrate back into society that she had remained isolated from for so many years. She meets someone who believes that she has the potential to do so and try to resume her life as a teenager with her help. How will Sabrina's life-changing choice effect not only the people surrounding her, but also herself?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2022 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Lance/Wataru, Sabrina/Natsume, Erika
Mew's Toys R Us Adventures reviews
Bored of all the countless but old toys she already has, Mew finds out that there will be an opening of a Toys R Us in her area! Imagine what will happen as the ancestor of all Pokemon enters a gigantic toy store! Can she find a job? Is it possible that she can get toys at a discount price? Do you like this avatar? I'll stop asking questions and you can find out for yourself! :D
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2022 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Mew, Lucario, Victini, Meloetta
Mew Catches the Flu reviews
Mew is the living example that even the ancestor of all Pokemon can get sick. How will her friends try to cheer her up, and will she or her friends lose their sanity first?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2022 - Published: 6/11/2014
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Assault Rifle, Evident Madness reviews
Immediately after Handsome Jack's defeat, another Vault has been discovered on Pandora and it will open after someone completes a ludicrous challenge: defeating 3200 enemies while crouching while being limited to using possibly the worst weapon type on the planet: assault rifles. Will the Vault Hunters really pursue this challenge, or will insanity from it make them call quits?
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Patricia Tannis, Zer0, Axton, Gaige
I'm Not Scared of Truth or Dare reviews
Oh no! Mew has held all 150 Pokemon of Kanto hostage in her mansion and the only way to get out is to participate in a Truth-or-Dareathon! Who will laugh their butt off? Probably Mew. Who will cry? Probably Mew from laughing and those who lost their sanity. They can't escape until all 150 of them have undergone some sort of humiliation and revealing their innermost secrets!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Mew
Alakazam's Ice Cream Problem reviews
Alakazam finds another purpose for his telekinetic spoons. What else would he do when he's not kicking butt? Well...he never kicks butt because he's a university professor! Who loves ice cream! Who doesn't! Yummy!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Alakazam/Foodin
Mew's Halloween reviews
Mew is convinced to host a Halloween party, but the problem is, Arceus won't permit it in the Hall of Origin. What is Mew to do? Will her party be a success? Will she go trick-or-treating?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Mew, Meloetta
International Pokemon Wrestling Tournament (IPWT) reviews
Pokemon have gathered from around the world to compete in the ultimate tournament whose grand prize is a sweet sum of 500,000,000 yen. What motives do they have for participating? To fulfill selfish needs or for altruistic reasonings? How will these foul-mouth Pokemon face one another in hopes of winning the prize? Contains moderate to strong language, and of course, violence!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Mew, Nidoqueen, Aggron/Bossgodora, Hawlucha/Luchabull