Owner Pwner Dashie
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#1: Just to notify people, I am (was) Owner Pwner 380, but changed my pen name because I thought that Rainbow Dash was just too awesome compared to Latias (sorry Latias...), therefore I am now Owner Pwner Dashie! #2: I'm attempting to force myself to start another fanfic. It's hard after all the... problems I encountered with the past ones, but I'm trying. Don't get your hopes up though;I cant guarantee I'll succeed. #3: Sorry that ALL the text is centered. I try to fix it, but it wont save. I'm assuming fanfiction.net isn't finished with their updates which started a while back?


Brief Summary of me:

Name: Michael

Gender: Guy

Country: Canada

Happiest thing ever: Learning about MLP

Saddest thing ever: Reading the end of My Little Dashie

Fav. game: Mw3

Fav. Movie: Don't know.. maybe Transformers 2

Fav. Fanfic on FF.NET: A New Chance at Life

Fav anime: Pokémon

Fav. place to live: Equestria (duh), no Canada and Los Angelos for Bronycon

Fav. Show: My Little Pony (and proud of it)

Fav. day of the week: Friday

Personality: Happy, crazy, annoying/aggravating, that guy you want to punch in the face (when I wanna be that person)

Likes: playing video games, reading fanfiction and books

Dislikes: A lot of stuff


About me on FF.NET

Hello Everyone! My name is Owner Pwner Dashie! I think this name is cool because Dashie (Rainbow Dash) is ownage! Although I don't exactly know the definition of pwnage, it's related to ownage... so then she's that too... I'm a Canadian and you probably can see ( I hope), but I don't talk in a weird/funny accent as some stereotypes say. I also HATE Maple Syrup... I'm not a true Canadian... Oh ya, I'm a guy. Forgot to mention that... I also like to put '...' quite often as you again probably already seen. I have NO CLUE what my height is, but it's somewhere in the 5-6 feet range... I also say hi a lot, and I'm usually VERY happy. If I'm not, there must be something wrong... It must of been that overdose of fan fiction reading last night... HI!!

I partially believe that the Equestrian world exists out there... in space. there's millions of stars that we can see, and each star probably has more then two/three planets around it. Space is so long, and we have NO clue what's at the end of it. There's GOT to be some forms of life on one of the millions or even billions or planets out there. I wish I knew more about them.. I sometimes look up into the night sky and see the gazillions of stars (which are suns if you don't know), and I wonder, if there's those many stars that we can only see with our eyes, which are just in the Milky Way, how many are actually out there? If space is still expanding, and we can't even get out of our galaxy, how can we prove that the Equestrian planet DOESN'T exist??!! Sure, it's a television show, but it doesn't mean there's absolutely no chance that it exists.

Anyways, that was some 'different' way to introduce you to my profile page... If your still not thinking that I'm crazy after reading that, I'd like if you'd continue reading onward. It's not that bad under here.


Fanfiction I like to read are:

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Warriors

Pokémon


My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic


Now if you're that kind of person who hates childish cartoons and/or only loves things that involve violence and killing everyone, maybe it's time to change. I'm saying this because that's how I was. If you asked me to watch a show about magical ponies in 2009, I'd be like, 'Dude, what's wrong with you..? My Little Pony's for girls'. And honestly, back then it was. Before the 4th generation of My Little Pony (MLP), the show seemed... awkward; It seemed really girly. Now though, with generation 4, MLP has changed so much in a good way, it has gotten so many people to watch it. I never expected it to be the way it was until I was literally ordered by one of my peers to watch it. So I did, and I loved it. It had passed my liking for Pokémon in 3 weeks. No, just kidding. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic passed Pokémon, which I started watching in 2007 in 2 days flat. I may not be famous on fanfiction.net, but since that you're reading this [ya, that's you guy, I hope you'll change your mind. At least take an attempt at watching it. Surely watching 30 minutes of something won't kill you, and it may change your mind. So what are you waiting for? START WATCHING IT NOW!!! Well, after you've read till the end of my biography that is...

My favourite type of MLP fanfic would be a 'Human in Equestria' Fanfic. I find them interesting since that sometimes I wonder how the ponies would deal with an unknown species (to them) that arrived at their planet from different ways.. I've also started liking the opposite - pony in earth (PiE) - but there's almost no stories about that where the pony stays as a pony (they usually change the pony into a human, and I REALLY don't like those stories). I don't have a liking towards any shippings (relationships), but I probably wont later on anyways, as I don't understand who'd they like... My favourite episode so far is Sonic Rainboom, mostly because of the funny beginning with the 'team spirit' (Fluttershy vs. talking in a decently loud voice)', and that it was about Rainbow Dash.

My Favourite Ponies!

Rainbow Dash

Princess Luna

Twilight Sparkle

Fluttershy

Rarity

Scootaloo

The Wonderbolts

DJ Pon-3

Derpy


Pokémon

Most people in this world have watched at least one episode of Pokémon, either when they were younger, or perhaps just a few minutes ago, so I don't think I have to explain what it is. If you haven't watched and/or read about Pokémon (if you can even manage to do so), I'd advise you to do so, after you watch some MLP. Make sure you don't forget.

Honestly, my favourite thing to read is Pokephili. Pokephili is when a Pokemon likes a human, who's probably a human that the pokemon's befriended, or is their trainer. Although nothing too far into relationships, cause then it gets all scary and... ya. My favourite ships in Pokemon are: first, Alto shipping (Latias and Ash) which is pokephili. I like altoshipping because it's just interesting to me... and different from everything else! Second is LagomorphShipping (Buneary and Pikachu), which I started to like after watching DP086 or Arriving in Style!. Third, it's Pearlshipping (Dawn and Ash). PearlShipping is just a normal humanxhuman, but I think it's the best one for that out of the 3 (poke,Advanced,Pearl). I used to prefer advancedshipping, until I watched one episode (I forgot the name..) and then I.. I just hated it. Lol, I know. Anyways, there are many, trust me, many shipps in Pokemon, but I only really enjoy a few.

My favourite ANIME Pokémon!!

Latias

Latios

Buizel

Snivy

Oshawott

Zorua

Pikachu

Arceus

Shaymin

Giratina

Buneary

My favourite GAMES Pokémon!!

Arceus

Shaymin

Hydreigon

Serperior

Samurott

Charizard

Blaziken

Typhlosion

Kyogre

Latias

Latios

Giratina

Favourite Pokemon Episodes and Movies:

Kanto:

Pokémon - I Choose You!

Pikachu's Goodbye

Friends to the End

Hoenn:

Get the Show on the Road

There's no Place Like Hoenn

Tree's a Crowd

Sinnoh: (I actually decently liked this region compared to the last two)

Following A Maiden's Voyage!

Two Degrees of Separation!

Setting the World on its Buneary

Arrival of a Rival!

Twice Smitten, Once Shy!

Mutiny in the Bounty!

Settling a Not-So-Old Score!

Steamboat Willies!

Throwing the Track Switch

Pokémon Ranger and the Kidnapped Riolu! (Part 1)

Pokémon Ranger and the Kidnapped Riolu! (Part 2)

Arriving in Style!

Ghoul Daze!

One Team, Two Team, Red Team, Blue Team!

Flint Sparks the Fire!

The Semi-Final Frontier!

The Brockster Is In!

Memories are Made of Bliss!

Movies:

Pokémon Heroes

Destiny Deoxys

Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea

The Rise of Darkrai

Giratina and the Sky Warrior

Zoroark: Master of Illusions


Warriors

Hmmm, what is Warriors? Well, it's a cat book series. Basically it's about cats in clans fighting other clans. It's very weird but interesting stuff. There's too many books in the 4 series, which are all about different things, so I can't really explain what Warriors is about. Think of it as four strict rivals living right beside each other, and with the slightest attempt to do something wrong, there's a fight. My favourite shipps are FirexSand, GreyxSilver, LionxCinder and LionxDove (it will never happen, but anything could happen in a fan fiction).

My Favourites:

Firestar

Snadstorm

Brambleclaw

Squirrelflight

Dovewing

Jayfeather

Favourite Books...

Original Series:

Into the wild

A dangerous path

The Darkest Hour

The New Prophecy

Midnight

Dawn

Sunset

ALL OF THE 'POWER OF THREE BOOKS!

Omen of The Stars:

The Fourth apprentice

Fading Echoes

Sign of The Moon

The Last Hope


FAN FICTION

People should write something new, something different in a fan fiction. Something that some would really want to happen, but it had never happened in the anime or in a book. Any author should be creative, and will try not to repeat the same thing over and over and over again. The author I'm guessing will want to grab the readers attention to the story. It could be by putting the small description of what the stories about in CAPS, or something else. I haven't wrote a complete story yet, so I'm not too good at this.

For humour, people would hopefully know if something is funny. If it's called a humor story, the author should try to make the story funny. A good author would know where the line is though. Too much laughter could turn an awesome story into something worse then it really is... or was that is. Again, you'd want humor though, so choose what not just you think, but what others think is funny too. Remember to ask for second and third opinions; other people are reading your stories, not just yourself.

In a fan fiction, there could be lemons, or violence. Trust me, a lot of stories are rated what they really would be rated. If it says M (mature), don't think that it's going to be like a normal child story. Whatever the rating, they are probably telling the truth to you. So watch out if you don't like reading disturbing content! Then again, you could just read teen (T), but then what about the lemons!! You need lemons in shippings for the perverts!!! Even though lemons are nasty and you get annoyed by the mass amount of them, they're rated Mature. Just either ignore them or make the rating 'K to T'. Well, it's good that they put a rating system on this website, that's for sure.

In an action fan fiction, you want something that will be in some sort of big action. BOOM! No, not exactly like that...Basically what I'm saying is that you don't want something slow in an action story! I haven't read many action things, so I'll choose something else to type about now...

Now I haven't read a fanfic about a video game ever before... but I'm guessing it has to be something at least close to the game, or what happens in it. Like, for example, in Halo, you don't want to be writing about romance! Well, I guess you COULD... like there IS some romance in it, but it doesn't really go together, with aliens and 'flood' thingys trying to kill you and/or help you, while some cheesy romance is somehow going on in the story... Doesn't match.

Last of all, what is a fan fiction? A fan fiction basically a story that anyone could have written . Basically, it's fiction made by a fan. It could have been an add-on to a story, or a movie,game ... you get the point. As I said, they could have wrote it because the person and/or other people wanted it to happen, or maybe the person just felt like writing something new. It could make people happy by reading something that they haven't ever read in their lives before!! We want happy people in our world! We don't want mad and horrifying people walking down streets! I don't know about you, but that's surely what I think!

I hope that this kinda small part at the end helped anyone who needed some help from those questions. Most weren't questions though.


COPY AND PASTE

Anyone can copy and Paste this stuff if you want to. A special thanks to "Above the Winter Moonlight" for letting me copy and paste this stuff onto my page. Oh and I purposely aligned this to the centre of the page so you can read them easily. You're welcome.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. ( P.S. I almost can that is)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there was a 'watch your step' sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talked out even if it's the wrong time to, put it on your profile.

If you had ever played a game or sport, to MAKE your team lose, put it on your profile.

The white man said,"coloured people are not allowed in here". The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir…when I was born, I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up, you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun, you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve top call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away… Post this on your profile if you HATE racism.


Information About Favourite Authors/stories

PLEASE READ THIS FOR MY REASONING OF WHY I FAV'D THESE STORIES

Stories

The Stranded Pilot


The Stranded Pilot is either my first or second favourite 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' story. I liked it so much because well... It was different. not just because it was a 'human in Equestria' (I'll refer as HIE) story, but also because... again, it was different. The story wasn't the same as the regular HIE stories. Regular would be like, BAM he's magically there somehow (or with very little detail) while this actually kinda made sense, even though it's probably impossible to pull off. Like, you never know, maybe R.D. and Twilight might actually have to do this cloud stopping thing (whatever it was) sometime on their planet... Another reason why it's different is because he started off there as a human, and then chose to become a pony (how the hay that's possible, I don't know, but it happened in this story.. Read the story if you're wondering).. Compared to others where he'd just appear there as a pony somehow. Now thats ok if a story is like that, but it has to have details of how that happened. If you like My Little Pony: Friendship is magic stories, that contain humans, and working on a broken electrical jet (like you know, boom boom missile blow up army jet?), then you really need to read this. Probably 2nd or 3rd favourite FF.net fanfiction.

A New Chance For Adventure


This is, in my opinion, the best story I've ever read. Like, including books, articles, magazines, and well... fan fiction. It is a sequel to his other story, A New Chance At Life. A New Chance For Adventure is a really, really, really, really, REALLY good story, even though it's just started. It's about Ash uniting with the EON Pokémon and going on adventures with them. As you'll see lower down, I have him on my 'Faviourite Authors' list too. If you want more info, you an read that too, although there isn' much.

Pokemon Heroes: Uprising

I honestly ran into this story (I didn't really RUN into it, but hopefully you'll know what I mean) because I was reading A New Chance at Life's reviews, and I found Soldier of the Future, so I just wanted to see what he had wrote. I didn't know it would be this good... Though I think it's rated T (teen), not for romance, but for violence, and being quite descriptive at it... but that's OK. I still found it really good, though ARCEUS-master is STILL ahead of it. You'd probably like it too, if you're a guy (not trying to be overly stereotypical, but guys do tend to like violence more then girls) who likes Pokémon 'Armies' fighting alongside with their trainers. It's also written quite good, although some parts may seem hard to understand. Check out his stories though.

Authors

ARCEUS-master

This person is the author for my favourite fanfiction story so far, which is 'A New Chance at Life'. He has written a sequel to it called A New Chance For Adventure. You really need to read these stories.. You won't be disappointed. One thing though is that since that he has a lot of words per chapter, and since that it's so... fluent, he takes a while to update his stories. You'll know what I mean if you look at the 'last updated' per story. If you're not patient, then I wouldn't recommend this guy to you.

Ri2

In my opinion, this person writes too much fanfiction. He has written two 'over one million words' fanfictions so far, and he's still working on one of them (I think). They're good, too. He has written over 20 cool stories about different things. That's why he's here.

Above the Winter Moonlight

This person has written over 60 stories, and that number is probably growing slowly... He's on this list because I liked his Warriors stories, and of the fact that he let me copy some of his 'copy and paste'. He used to be 'Vortex of Memories', but he changed his pen name to xXObsidian BlazeXx, and then changed it AGAIN to this.


Thanks for reading (if you did). Make sure you watch an episode of MLP:FiM if you haven't before. No excuses allowed. Have a nice day.

'Owner Pwner Dashie' out!

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A New Chance For Adventure by ARCEUS-master reviews
Sequel to A New Chance At Life. Finishing the Johto region while traveling with two Legendary Pokémon, Latias and Latios, was certainly a joyous experience for Ash. With that region behind him, Ash has now set his sights on a new tournament: The Hoenn League, a journey that promises new challenges, new friends and rivals to be met, and a powerful evil ready to rise…
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 240,528 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Latias, Latios
Pokemon Heroes: Uprising by Soldier of the Future reviews
Team Rocket has resurfaced, and Ash has finished the Sinnoh League yet something reminds him of an old friend in Alto Mare. With old and new friends coming together, an all-new adventure begins as they discover a new type of evil waiting over the horizon...and secrets that were never meant for mortal knowledge.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 533,403 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Latios, Ash K./Satoshi, Jimmy/Kenta, Riley/Gen
The Stranded Pilot by Le Critical Writer reviews
A pilot flying an experimental jet over the North Sea is struck by lightning and transported to another world, and now he has to get back. Human in Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,911 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rainbow Dash