Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fatal Frame, Silent Hill, and Persona Series.
I'm new to writing and I am American, but yeah...I am kind of a moron lols, I guess that's why I was picked to be America in our hetalia group. I love anime and manga. Right now I am definitely into hetalia very much. I just celebrated hetalia day too...ahhh fun times... Anyway, I am honestly new at writing so my fanfics are probably going to be full of plot holes and grammar errors(I hope there are no grammar nazis out there...*checks to make sure* clear), so yeah please be patient with me as I try to become a good fanfic writer, ciao ^-^
Apparently I have to watch out for grammar communists as well... It takes me some time to write my fics because of bombardment of homework from crazed up homework loving teachers, I mean seriously, they give so many projects. Don't we deserve a break sometime!?
Wow... I failed during Winter break... I hope to write more and try to redeem myself for how bad that was. Wish me luck~
You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
North Italy (Veneziano/Feliciano Vargas)
() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation
(5/10) for North Italy
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
(X) You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
() You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
() You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning
(1/10) for South Italy
() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods. (they would be, but I don't get them enough)
(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice
(4/10) for Germany
Japan (Kiku Honda)
() You're very mature
()You think everything over before saying it.
() You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people
(3/10) for Japan
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(X) You love hamburgers
(X) You think you're awesome
(X) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(X) You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(X) You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
(X) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses (contacts ^.^)
(10/10) for America (Holy Hell I'm America FTW!)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(X) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before (come on, every kid has had to once, right?)
() You get drunk quite easily. (never drank any alcohol)
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery
(5/10) for UK
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
() You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine (I don't drink alcohol)
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
() You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (love is love, but I believe I'm straight)
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet
(2/10) for France
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
(X) You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
(X) You love vodka (Delicious!)
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
(X) You're very strong
() You have a big nose
() You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(6/10) for Russia
China (Wong Yao)
() You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets
(3/10) for China
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
() You are very well-raised
() You're polite
() You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
() You tend to call people 'morons'
(X) You wear glasses
(3/10) for Austria
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
(X) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
() You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
() You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(X) You're bilingual
(X) You always carry a bear with you
(7/10) for Canada
() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X) You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways
(3/10) for Cuba
Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
() You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid
() You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
() You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(5/10) for Hungary
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
() You're very loyal
() You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
() You're very serious
() You have a lot of patience
() You think too much about philosophical stuff
(X) You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
() You're not very confident
(X) You were quite rebellious as a child
() People tend to walk all over you
() You're a born worrier
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
() You're very flamboyant
(X) You're quite hyperactive
(X) You can be quite goofy
() When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
(X) You're very wary of strangers
(X) It takes you ages to come out of your shell
(X) When you're used to someone, you're very chatty
(X) You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
() You love pansies and corn-poppies
(X) You get up to lots of crazy antics
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
(X) You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
() You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
(X) You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
(X)You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger
(7/10) for Prussia
I be America! Hellz to the Yeah! That means I'm the HERO!
Copy and paste this onto your profile, and see who you are!!
Randomly list twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters: (Hard to pick just 12...Sorry Romano...not enough space for ya...)
01.) America FUCK YEAH!
02.) Japan (Your voice is wonderful *drooling*)
03.) England (Iggy!)
08.) China, aru
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Korea/Spain... What kind of crack story is this?!
02.) Do you think Four is hot?
Germany? Dead Sexay~! Especially with his hair down. (Keep it down man!)
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Prussia getting China pregnant...? Wtf were you doing, raping China you Awesome Prussian?!
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Canada? I've read a lot on when he snaps and kills America.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Japan and Korea? Well they are both Asians...but...too different... Besides, Japan's mine XD!
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Italy/Canada or Italy/Switzerland? Wtf is with the crack parings?! Canada can't even be seen, and Switzerland would just shoot him!
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Russia walks in on Japan and Prussia?! Japan I never knew you had it in you!
Russia: *Just watches* (Creeper...)
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
England/Switzerland? (Damn! What to do...)
England gets fed up with America's shenanigans and hires Switzerland to solve the problem with some gun fun~
09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
America/China? I'm not sure... Probably though. There is a fanfic for just about anything... I mean really, just look at all of those crack pairings!
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Russia/Prussia Umm... (I'm sorry I'm terrible at names XD Maybe it'll come to me late.)
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Germany de-flower America...
Dude! Germany you have Italy! Leave America to Russia or England!
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Russia slash? My friends are kind of lame so I doubt it.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
England? Yes~ My friend Iggy most certainly does~
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Spain. Probably. My friends don't draw much. They aren't too much of anime fans...sadness T_T
14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Why wouldn't someone write about the Axis Powers XD
15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Switzerland... I don't know... That guy is weird... What do you mean by great passion..?
16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
China. I'm not good with things having to do with songs... But probably something really cute~
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Total randomness and Crack XD
18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Switzerland and Japan...
(Dammit Switzerland! Everytime you're here I can't think of anything!)
19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Italy... Umm I read too many fics ^_^. I can't remember. I don't think I have ever read any about Italy though... I prefer U.S. of Awesome!
20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Korea. Not really a secret but... Aniki~ Your breasts belong to me's~!
21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Spain shag Canada? Never! Although... Maybe if Canada was a chibi, it wouldn't matter if Spain was sober or not XD
22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
England and Russia... England wouldn't make it out... So...probably Russia
23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Six and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
America and Canada?! Canada runs off with Germany?! Then America goes with Spain and then goes to be unhappy with Prussia for a bit?! Then gets advice from Korea?! ...And finds true love with England.
Could a name even be invented?! Oh well I'll try... "Brotherly mishapses" What a fail of a title...
Wtf?! It sounds...interesting enough actually... I don't know anyone who would read this... I might write it if I get bored enough...
24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Russia/China Already one~! I guess...