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Author has written 34 stories for Naruto, and Vocaloid.
I'm kinda really slow with updating my stories right now... it's just.. I have so many awesome, brilliant ideas going through my head and I'm actually writing a real (really real) book right now, and am on my way to publishing it (as soon as I finish it, that is) so I really, really don't have much time for other kind of creative writing, not with university on the side too.
Just think of me as a really, horribly slow scanalation group.
I do not have a drinking problem... I'm just thirsty.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
Hello there, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
It's not that I don't trust people... I simply don't trust the demon inside of them.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their stomach with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
It's likely she can also think
Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...
Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"
Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...
What I don't understand is this...
Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...
Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...
Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...
My question is...
Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?
And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?
"Hey, Sasuke? Why do people feel safer under blankets? It's not like a killer is going to come in here and be like, 'I'm going to kill yo – ah, shit, you're under a blanket! Never mind.'" - Three Words by SkyChasingDreamer
"Is that anyway to speak about your child?" Sai grinned.
"Just leave me alone!"
"But I like you. And I'm supposed to stalk you until you swear your eternal love for me. Or at least go out with me. Or you could do both." - In the Middle of Confrontation by Simple-Minded-Idiot
"I hope I didn't just see you copying off of Sasuke's paper, Naruto." Iruka said quietly.
"I hope you didn't see me either." - Lights in The Fridge by fowl68
Naruto stares. The swan stares boldly back. "Please," Naruto says, getting up, "Don't tell me. I need to fall in love with you now."
The swan nods, and Naruto feels a sudden itch to eat swan broth. - Madame d'Aulnoy by fool.0
"I think you killed him." Naruto remarked.
"It's my godly good looks. They stun everyone." Sasuke nodded. - Little People by N.V.9
"There's a thin line between hate and homosexual man-feelings."
"Hey- wait, that's not-" - No Logic In Love by Quack says the T-shape
"Yeah, the man with the onion ass."
"The man with the onion...what?"
Lina nodded, "An ass so beautiful," she wiped at a fake tear, "it brings tears to your eyes. Kinda like yours." - Beastly Callings by darkalbino
"Like 'Retreat'?" Shika asked.
Somehow, I got the feeling I'd be retreating in every battle.- The Four Seasons by Rizember
"Any last words?" Kiba asked solemnly.
"Yes, for should this be the day I die, remember this of me: I lived." - -Three Words by SkyChasingDreamer
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