Poll: With who should Naruto end up in 'Wind Whirlpool' as his lover? Vote Now!
Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, and Vocaloid.
I do not have a drinking problem... I'm just thirsty.
World without woman would be a pain in the ass... if you know what I mean.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I'm baffled over what to eat and they're crying over love.
I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck and dodging deadlines.
Hello there, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
It's not that I don't trust people... I simply don't trust the demon inside of them.
I only know how to do things three ways: right way, wrong way and my way... which is the wrong way, only faster.
Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
The only cure for a writer's block is insomnia.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...
Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"
Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...
What I don't understand is this...
Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...
Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...
Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...
My question is...
Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?
And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Aristotle29 (USA), Akatsuki's Foxy Musician (Australia), andReiki (Serbia),
"Hey, Sasuke? Why do people feel safer under blankets? It's not like a killer is going to come in here and be like, 'I'm going to kill yo – ah, shit, you're under a blanket! Never mind.'" - Three Words by SkyChasingDreamer
"Is that anyway to speak about your child?" Sai grinned.
"Just leave me alone!"
"But I like you. And I'm supposed to stalk you until you swear your eternal love for me. Or at least go out with me. Or you could do both." - In the Middle of Confrontation by Simple-Minded-Idiot
"I hope I didn't just see you copying off of Sasuke's paper, Naruto." Iruka said quietly.
"I hope you didn't see me either." - Lights in The Fridge by fowl68
Naruto stares. The swan stares boldly back. "Please," Naruto says, getting up, "Don't tell me. I need to fall in love with you now."
The swan nods, and Naruto feels a sudden itch to eat swan broth. - Madame d'Aulnoy by fool.0
"I think you killed him." Naruto remarked.
"It's my godly good looks. They stun everyone." Sasuke nodded. - Little People by N.V.9
"There's a thin line between hate and homosexual man-feelings."
"Hey- wait, that's not-" - No Logic In Love by Quack says the T-shape
"Yeah, the man with the onion ass."
"The man with the onion...what?"
Lina nodded, "An ass so beautiful," she wiped at a fake tear, "it brings tears to your eyes. Kinda like yours." - Beastly Callings by darkalbino
"Like 'Retreat'?" Shika asked.
Somehow, I got the feeling I'd be retreating in every battle.- The Four Seasons by Rizember
"Any last words?" Kiba asked solemnly.
"Yes, for should this be the day I die, remember this of me: I lived." - -Three Words by SkyChasingDreamer