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Parallel Lives by jamiepage19 reviews
One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,924 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard (M)
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Imperium et Libertas by Shadow-Ocelot reviews
Perhaps the bullet that Benny put in her head caused some lasting damage, or maybe it just opened her eyes to another view on the world. The Courier's descent into the world of the Legion and the struggle within her conscience as she decides her fate.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,776 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta, Raul T.
Release from the Chains by zevgirl reviews
Her family was gone and the citizens of Kirkwall wanted her as their Viscountess. She, however, wanted something that had eluded her grasp for years: the love of the exiled prince. But not everything was meant to be. Sebastian/F!Hawke, Bran/f!Hawke
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,573 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 4/13/2011 - [Sebastian V., Seneschal Bran, Hawke (F)]
Violence, Voyeurism and Vigilantes by efleck reviews
In matters of life and death, it's our journey to understand the universe, ourselves and those we care about that keeps us truly alive. For many that path includes love, loss, betrayal & violence. FemShepXGarrus. Covers time from ME2-3, flashbacks to ME1, graphic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,062 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Release from the Chains: Missing Links by zevgirl reviews
One-shots in the Chains universe. Back-story and future moments of critical events that brought Bran and Finola closer together, as well as moments between Finola and Sebastian that complicated their relationship. f!Hawke/Sebastian/Bran.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,825 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sebastian V., Seneschal Bran, Hawke (F)
Gifts Across Kirkwall by FenZev reviews
A mysterious gift giver is delivering presents all around Kirkwall. Wishing you all the best during this holiday season and a wonderful and happy new year!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hawke (F) - Complete
The Shepard Vega Chronicles by Abstract1106 reviews
Shepard routinely accomplishes the impossible, but she's haunted by her past. Can Lt. Vega help her understand the possibilities of her second chance at life? Definite spoilers, alternate ME3 ending. Strong language and WAY-more-than-suggestive content. Not fluff. UPDATE: You've spoken and convinced me. The stories will stay up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,048 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Well I Hate You More! by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
His steel-colored eyes landed on her and he growled, "I can see you have more than just 'friendly' training on your mind," he said, his voice dangerously calm, "Fine." Being written for the Skyrim Kink Meme.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Vilkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
The Lioness and the Wolf by FenZev reviews
Hawke and Fenris travel to Tevinter in search of Danarius, but instead they find another lyrium branded slave. In time they will discover she is much more than Danarius' latest pet. Can her and Fenris find peace with their past? And who is really responsible for the troubles in Kirkwall? A very alternate DA2 Act 3. F!Hawke/Fenris/OC/Anders. Origin/Awakening/Legacy cameos. Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,810 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Anders, OC] [Fenris, Hawke (F)] - Complete
The Final Problem by Mighty Crouton reviews
How do you solve an impossible problem? A story of indoctrination, chaos, and freedom. Jane 'Foucault' Shepard's final run. Sequel to Kingdom of Rust.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,039 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mindgames by Thanatos34 reviews
Alternate ME3 ending. FemShep/Garrus. Complete. "I believe that was what made her so great: her refusal to accept that there was not a better way."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,085 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Winner Takes All by tarysande reviews
When Shepard strolled into the lounge, wearing civvies and a smile, Garrus knew the time had finally come, whether they were ready or not. She'd lined them up in her scope and was preparing to take her shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Pitfalls of Space Vodka by VelociraptorDoctor reviews
Shepard parties to forget. Femshep and Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Poker Night by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
SPOILERS. Shepard reflects on the recent deaths that have been affecting her mood and ability to sleep. A few heart-to-heart conversations, and a game of strip poker with a certain Turian, make things a bit brighter. FemShep/Garrus one shot
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Gifts and Attention by Bluumberry reviews
Shepard personally delivers the Black Widow rifle to Garrus as a present. MassEffect kinkmeme prompt fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
I Waited by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
You glanced over your shoulder and smiled, cocking your gun with a spark in your eyes. I couldn't resist smiling back, bracing myself against the door. I waited to step into Hell beside you. SPOILERS FOR ALL THREE GAMES!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Bar up in Heaven by Celestially reviews
"Garrus again found himself in the position of comforting the woman who would save the galaxy, a role he accepted with pride and with sadness." - Shepard/Garrus, ME3 ENDGAME SPOILERS
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Anomaly by Thanatos34 reviews
An alternate ending to Mass Effect 3, without the Catalyst. FemShep/Garrus. Complete. "There was a brief pause. When Anderson spoke again, his voice rang with conviction. 'I'm proud of you... You did good, child. You did good.'"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Tentacle Lover by Chi Kyoku reviews
Garrus goes out for drinks with his C-Sec co-workers on the Citadel, and one of them makes the mistake of insulting the commander. Unfortunately for him, turians don't take that sort of thing lying down.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Sugar Bombs by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
Vizyn discovers Sugar Bombs, and Charon must deal with the consequences. Short fic is short. Part of the Sunshine series. T for one F-Bomb.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
What Have They Done? by LanaKrios reviews
Fawkes convinces the Lone Wanderer to take him back to to Vault 87 to see if he can find out more about his past.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Fawkes, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Wedding Jitters by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
Anjya Half-Blood never considered herself the marrying type, and as she waits for her future husband, she begins to worry that Mara agrees.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
It's A Human Thing by Chi Kyoku reviews
"As the Mako trundled through hours of dark subterranean tunnels, winding its way back to the surface, Shepard fell asleep on his shoulder." Shepard's driving is even worse than usual. When Garrus convinces her to let him take over, he finds out why.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
What the Water Gave Me by Mighty Crouton reviews
My mind is constantly layered by images of Irikah's lessons, Irikah's death, Kolyat's redemption, Shepard walking away, and five hundred collector deaths at once or in different sequences. Thane Krios POV. A Jane 'Foucault' Shepard tale.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Grey Stranger by Everlasting Life reviews
"History repeats itself," Boone sighed regretfully.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012
At Your Side by mille libri reviews
Hawke came to Kirkwall to protect her family. She isn't ready for the changes ahead or the men who will help her through them: the dwarf who becomes her best friend and the elf she can't resist. Together they'll solve a dark mystery and change Kirkwall.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 174,636 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Kingdom of Rust by Mighty Crouton reviews
Garrus and Jane 'Foucault' Shepard pass the time despite cultural and language barriers before the Omega-4 Relay Mission. A story about the challenges and rewards of an interspecies friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Never Meant to Hurt You by LanaKrios reviews
Prompt fill. Prompt: C-Could you do one about Garrus trying to make it up to Shepard after they had a fight? The fight would be over Garrus thinking Shepard is still in love with Kaidan. ; u ; I included the fight, cause I'm evil.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
An Art Lesson by The Konfessionist reviews
Butch DeLoria and the Lone Wanderer are partnered up for an art assignment- and the Serpent King obviously doesn't take the work seriously. But then, the Lone Wanderer gives him a little something MORE than he could ever have bargained for...
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Butch DeLoria, Lone Wanderer - Complete
You Know What They Say by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
"Wow-ee! I knew there was a reason I called you 'big guy'" Vizyn's lack of speech skill makes for a very awkward bath-time conversation. Takes place before the events of "Sunshine."
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Sunshine by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. He held her tight against him, shocked and shaking. She was his one ray of light in this fucked up world, and she was gone. UPDATED: 6/6/2012
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Lost Shepard by LaneWinree51 reviews
It was too good to be true and he knew it, but he was willing to find out for her.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Saintly by PervyMonk reviews
She is a saint, and he is anything but. He still longs to be loved by her. Vulpes/F!Courier, slight Boone/F!Courier. Written for the Fallout Kink Meme.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
For Better or For Worse by Comrade Buttons reviews
One crew member didn't survive the suicide mission. Commander Shepard has a difficult time dealing with the loss of her companion. When the Illusive man proposes to revive their comrade, she fears not everybody will be happy about it. *Fem. Shepard/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,400 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Lonesome to the Bone by PervyMonk reviews
The Female Courier talks a pregnant Carla Boone out of suicide. Pre-Fallout: New Vegas, written for the Fallout Kink Meme.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Courier, C. Boone
A Southern Californian in King Cailan's Court by Zute reviews
Elissa's soul is misplaced and a earth woman becomes a Grey Warden without even knowing what one is. How a modern, earth woman adapts and solves Ferelden's problems, like the Blight and the lack of flush toilets.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 288,459 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A., Loghain mT., Riordan - Complete
What We Choose by Crisium reviews
Sequel to "What We Become". The unmarked path was ever a hard one to follow. For a reluctant Warden-Commander and a displaced former templar, leaving the Circle was only the beginning.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 144,765 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Cullen, Amell - Complete
Different Horizons by jamiepage19 reviews
Two years wasn't the only thing she lost. When Shepard sees Kaidan on Horizon, she wasn't expecting him to be so cold. Reeling from his harsh words but determined to move on, she is unaware that an old friend longs to fill the hole left in her heart.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,592 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Leap by Azzandra reviews
Kmeme fill. F!Hawke/Fenris, post-game. Fenris proposes... kind of. Fluff.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Hospitality by Azzandra reviews
F!Hawke/Fenris pre-romance. Hawke crashes at Fenris' place for a few weeks.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Amour Courtois by Lywinis reviews
Lady Hawke keeps getting letters from a secret admirer.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Grateful by TheNightmirage reviews
"I'm grateful that the entire species of Super Mutants was created. Because even of the 99.9% that are awful, the .1% FEV got right led to you." Fawkes/F!LW friendship fic. Pure fluff oneshot.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Fawkes, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Agatha's Charm by Mingulay reviews
It's always the small things... Thankful for the return of the violin, Agatha gives the Lone Wanderer an old family heirloom: A love charm. Embarrassment ensues.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Fawkes - Complete
Trajectories: Histories, Secrets, Possibilities by Fever Dream reviews
A collection of stories, each tale mapping out the inner life of a compelling character from the ME series. Varying lengths & genres. Shipping, dark themes & strong language. Same canonical universe as my fic, "Invictus". Latest installment: Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,435 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F), Mordin S., Miranda L.
On the Eve of Battle by Celestially reviews
In the hours leading up to Ilos, Garrus attempts to combat silence with conversation, and Shepard takes this opportunity to teach Garrus one last lesson. - Garrus and Fem!Shep friendship with a hint of something more.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Scars by AdInventum reviews
What they have in common is etched on their faces, and their hearts. Fem!ShepXGarrus, set after the events of ME2. A oneshot; my first ME fic ever. Rated T for mention of that en-route-to-Omega-4-thingy. You know.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Romance Advice by Rapt0rix reviews
Garrus asks the crew of the Normandy for some advice on how to date human ladies.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Garrus V. - Complete
The Day of Atonement by girl undone reviews
Commander Rachel Shepard comes to terms with her resurrection and tries to find it within herself to forgive Cerberus and accept her new life whilst observing Yom Kippur aboard the Normandy. Garrus and Joker also appear. Warning: Contains religious themes
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Holy Smokes, Archangel! by girl undone reviews
The Batman of Omega meets the Catwoman of the Normandy. Meow! Miranda, Kelly, Dr. Chakwas, and Mess Sergeant Gardner also appear. Rating for a little bit of language and suggestive tones.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
You Dirty, Dirty Rat by girl undone reviews
Joker attempts to cheer up Commander Rachel Shepard after meeting her first visit to the Citadel since her 'undeath', not knowing that street rats are natural enemies of space hamsters. Hysteria and hilarity ensue. Rated for very strong language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
A Lovers' Splat by girl undone reviews
Grunt enlists Joker's help when Commander Rachel Shepard and Garrus Vakarian have a lovers' quarrel. Rated for both very suggestive and very strong language. The Dirty Dozen, with the exception of Samara, whose role is filled by Dr. Chakwas, also appear.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Officer and the Gentleman by girl undone reviews
Commander Rachel Shepard and Garrus Vakarian arrange to meet his father to break the news of their evolved relationship. Things do not go as planned, but, for once in the Mass Effect Universe, this isn't such a bad thing. Rated for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Food Fight by girl undone reviews
Commander Shepard and her crew spend what might be their last meal together in the mess before the Omega-4 Relay. A game of wishful eating ensues, pegging the Commander's taste buds against her crew. Rated for swearing and mentions of 'ingestion'.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Confession Interruptus by girl undone reviews
Commander Shepard tries to tell Garrus Vakarian why he might be the one who wants something closer to home, but, in his own words, he was never a very good turian. Rated M for language and not-very-graphic xeno-sexual situations. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Maybe She's Born with it Maybe it's Cerberus by girl undone reviews
Commander Rachel Shepard shills for a cosmetics company. The crew discovers the ad vid. Hilarity ensues. Contains strong language and mentions inter-species dating.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Blame Game by girl undone reviews
Commander Shepard and Joker have a brief heart-to-heart concerning her death and his broken arm.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
What We Are by Crisium reviews
One-shot. A Templar's cage. Cullen/Amell.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Cullen, Amell - Complete
Not to Reason Why by Atiaran reviews
A Fallout 3 fic. Charon's contract falls into the hands of Colonel Augustus Autumn, with serious consequences. Set after Raven Rock. Female Vault Dweller, named Samantha; possibly mild spoilers. T for some violence.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,130 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Nightingale by Stemwinder reviews
In Susan Kay's novel "Phantom" Erik tells Christine the story of the Rose who loved a Nightingale. Kay tells us that Christine went to bed after the story. I'd like to believe something else may have happened, which would have changed the whole story.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Erik, Christine - Complete