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Joined 10-22-10, id: 2586231, Profile Updated: 10-03-18
Author has written 17 stories for iCarly, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Portal, Half-Life, BioShock, Borderlands, and Evangelion.

Former middle-through-high school writer of iCarly fanfiction, now a college student who finds it difficult to regularly update his BioShock and Portal fanfics. Also a musical theater geek, actor, singer, writer, puppeteer, terrible dancer, infrequent cosplayer, and Asian.

I know a rudimentary amount of Korean.

I am of the opinion that the aspiring writers should use fanfiction as practice: taking a group of set characters and putting them in a new situation. How would they react?

UPDATE, October 3, 2018: If you're reading this, then congratulations! You're the first to know...that I'm still not done with Shades of Glamor. Been caught up in a lot of real-world stuff, including writing and directing for theater, but rest-assured, Detective DeWitt's adventures are not over! No matter how much she'd prefer it...

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Bakas&Beholders by YourBlandestNightmare reviews
The war has ended and the world is safe. Shinji and Asuka, now a couple, invite their friends over to play the same tabletop game that helped them tear down their emotional barriers. (Pseudo-sequel to "Lucky Rolls". Rated T for safety. Contains Asushin, because of course it does)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9 - [Asuka L. S., Shinji I.] Rei A., Toji S.
A Glass of Wine Rebuilt by Toasterman reviews
Shinji and Asuka learn about themselves and fall in love, causing massive ramifications. A remake of the late 94Saturn's quintessential ShinjixAsuka story, it is part tribute and part experiment, taking the structure and plot of the original wacky shipping story while attempting to maintain series-true characterization.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,915 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Lucky Rolls by YourBlandestNightmare reviews
One fateful afternoon, Asuka discovers Shinji's hidden hobby. (Oneshot. Asushin. Takes place around Episode 12.)
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Watch Over Me by cakeisatruth reviews
Little Sisters can be cured in a matter of seconds, but it takes far longer for one to overcome everything she's been brainwashed to believe. A story of recovery, starting over, and relearning how to live life.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Jack R., Little Sister, B. Tenenbaum - Complete
The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret by AngelNo13Bardiel reviews
It's a bit after midnight in the Katsuragi household, and all is still and silent...except for the fact that a certain girl is awake and quietly musing about just what her relationship to a certain boy is. -Story complete/C&C appreciated/Please leave a review if you liked-
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Advice and Trust by Panther2G reviews
Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 372,319 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K.
Cracking Skulls and Stealing Hearts by MisterHalt reviews
Asuka goads Shinji into a kiss, but something unexpected results when it doesn't go as she hoped.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Beyond Aperture by ScotsburnChocolateMilk reviews
What if she had held on at the end? Post-Portal 2, slight AU, no humanizations.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,693 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
In Absentia by Xzeihoranth reviews
Elizabeth's plan for revenge goes beautifully astray, and in the end, she has nothing to complain about. Mostly another Burial at Sea rewrite, because let's face it we kinda need 'em, with some hints of other stuff throughout.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 55,999 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Booker D., Elizabeth, Z. Comstock - Complete
The Catalyst by jcmoorehead reviews
Asuka thought of herself as many things. Elite pilot, protector, smart and broken. Now she wakes up in a new landscape caused by Third Impact and has to face that she was the catalyst for the end of the world. Vowing to protect Shinji, both pilots must confront their pasts and themselves as they try to survive.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 160,774 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Crooked Mile by biccs pudding reviews
The story begins where Burial at Sea Episode 1 ends. Elizabeth is trapped in Rapture with Sally, the Little Sister as her ward and only companion. Priorities shift and the endgame is cast in shadows. An AU retelling of Episode 2.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,991 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Elizabeth, Little Sister - Complete
After Aperture by FanfictionalRatt reviews
After everything she's been through, all the testing, mocking, and fighting with A.I.'s, Chell is finally free from Aperture. But what now? Without any knowledge of the outside world, and the war between humanity and the Combine, how will Chell survive? Follow the story of our favourite mute protagonist as she dives head first into the world of Half-Life, the world beyond Aperture.
Crossover - Portal & Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,056 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Alyx V., Gordon F., Chell, D. Rattmann
Once More, with Feeling! by TheTrueLight reviews
"DeWitt!" Jack yells, "If we die, I'll see you in Hell!" "Stuff it, Harper!" Booker cries back, "We're not dead yet!" "Five thousand feet." The automated voice says as the pod shoots into the sky, "Ten thousand feet." "We are so screwed!" Jack panics. This is an AU story where Booker has a partner when he comes to Columbia. OCxElizabeth. Rated T for violence and language.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
When She Smiles by Fresh C reviews
Love hurts. But it's all worth it when she smiles.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,944 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Orchestrating the Silence by SerialRavist reviews
What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Second Child Promises To Keep by James Lee reviews
A story that runs in parallel with End of Evangelion. This is the Third Impact as experienced by the Second Child. Note: Official Final Draft finished 41601. Tako Balls Fan Fiction Awards 2001 Nominee for Best Structure, Best Children Characterization, a
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/14/2001 - Published: 3/25/2001 - Asuka L. S., Rei A.
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Reconstruction reviews
The path of redemption will never be easy. In a post-Third Impact world, Shinji and Asuka try to rebuild a sense of normalcy as they deal with their own trauma and the gradual return of several figures from their past.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,823 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3h - Published: 5/3 - Shinji I., Ritsuko A., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
Shades of Glamor reviews
Silas Cobb was a low-key crony to Sander Cohen's studios, completely inconsequential. Well, he would be if it weren't for the fact two other former Cohen actors had been murdered in equally gruesome ways. Plus the fact that Detective Anna DeWitt was the last person to see him alive...
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,991 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2019 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Sander C., Silas C., Elizabeth
Portal: Help Wanted reviews
The characters of Portal apply for jobs. Sometimes fits into canon, sometimes doesn't, depends on what I feel like writing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Wheatley, D. Rattmann, Chell, GLaDOS
An All-Nighter for Anna DeWitt reviews
A girl had been kidnapped. Didn't matter much to me who did it or what kind of seedy activities they were up to. It was my job to bring her home. Even if it took me all night.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2017 - Elizabeth
The Shadow Of A Crimson Moon
The murder of Brigid Tenenbaum, one of the top scientists in the city of Ascension, seems just another case for Detective Anna DeWitt. But as DeWitt weaves her way further and further into the mystery, she uncovers a larger conspiracy involving strange experiments, an abandoned colony on the moon, and a mysterious substance code-named "ADAM." A noir A/U...or is it?
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,928 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Little Sister, Elizabeth, Daisy F.
Waiting for GLaDOS reviews
Wheatley and the Space Core are in space. This is not an ideal situation.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Wheatley, Space Core
Burial at Sea: Buried Alive reviews
Over a year has passed since Elizabeth met her fate, left to die alone in a crumbling city with only a Little Sister to comfort her. But the situation has changed: Elizabeth has a new chance to get out of Rapture, and will stop at nothing to make things right. But a new adversary stands in her way—a weary altruist with objectives of her own...
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,702 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Elizabeth, B. Tenenbaum, S. Lamb, Rosalind L. - Complete
The File in the Frills reviews
A simple job: break into the disco, retrieve a file, get paid. But a mysterious image jogs memories and creates questions for a certain private detective. A short story that introduces a character we all know very well.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Complete
Why We Get Mad reviews
As far as Janey knew, Athena never took another bounty job after saving Elpis, and that was the way Athena liked it. But nothing was going to stop a certain sheriff from spilling the beans... A sequel to the Pre-Sequel and a midquel to the Sequel. And a prequel to the adventure game. Hey, I covered all three bases.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Athena, Janey Springs] Sheriff - Complete
The Last Job reviews
Athena wanted nothing to do with Jack: not after his actions on Elpis. But he was offering a considerable amount, an amount she knew she couldn't afford to waste. One-shot prequel to The Pre-Sequel's DLC "Claptastic Voyage." Includes some stuff from Tales from the Borderlands.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Athena, Janey S., Handsome Jack, Fiona - Complete
Epic Rattmann reviews
Reawakened by a mysterious man in a suit fifteen years after he went into hibernation, Doug Rattmann faces the biggest adventure of his life when some vaguely human soldiers reactivate a certain power-mad AI...
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - G-Man, Alyx V., D. Rattmann, Weighted Companion Cube
Calypso reviews
Three weeks after being released from the facility, two weeks after Atlas and P-Body discovered that chamber full of test subjects, and one week after GLaDOS had a horrific reunion with the bird, Chell is dragged back to Aperture to assist GLaDOS in removing a computer virus, nicknamed "Calypso," that has taken over Aperture Science. Simple as that...or is it? Some language.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,010 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - GLaDOS, Chell, OC, D. Rattmann - Complete
iKnow A Vampire reviews
Buffy Summers goes to Seattle to handle a new vampire who is terrorizing the residents of Bushwell Plaza. And you'll never believe who the vampire is!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Buffy S., Freddie B.
iOMG Part 2 reviews
A possible scenario following the events of iOMG.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iWill Have A Choice reviews
If you were Freddie, and you were fed up with what Sam does to you, what would you do? You'd storm out onto the street and get hit by a car. Now he has only hours to decide; to die or move on. And his guardian angel's gonna help him, too!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
iAll That reviews
In a series of short stories, the iCarly gang meets various members of All That!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iHire A New Techy reviews
Following an ordeal with camera problems, Aaron Slive and his crew are hired to help film iCarly. But when Sam fires Aaron and his crew, all hope seems to be lost. But can even some of the rudest people change their minds?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete