WhyAreAllThePenNamesTaken
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Joined 10-22-10, id: 2586291, Profile Updated: 11-20-15
Author has written 6 stories for Warhammer, NCIS: Los Angeles, A song of Ice and Fire, and Chicago PD.

The guy in the picture is Honda Tadakatsu aka "The warrior who surpasses death itself". He rose to be a senior general for Tokugawa Iyeasu in the later part of the Sengoku Jidai, a period of instability in Japan that began with the collapse of central authority around 1467 and ended with the formation of the Tokugawa shogunate in 1603. It makes the Wars of the Roses look like a school ground play fight.

I am nowhere near being a percent of a percent of the badass that Honda was. I am a fan of the trope Reality Ensues, as well as A Song of Ice and Fire, the NCIS franchise, Person of Interest, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Bourbon whiskey, cigars and rare steak. From time to time I write stories about these things, which I hope people enjoy.

My original fic can be found at: https://www.fictionpress.com/~whyareallthepennamestaken

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Task Force by Tess DiCorsi reviews
Post season nine where almost everyone survived (including the Kensi-Deeks engagement). Almost everyone still works at OSP in their current positions with one big exception. Multi-chapter story.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,240 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/1
Comte by Tess DiCorsi reviews
"Never let anyone who has insulted you get away with it. Bide your time and strike back when you're in a position of strength—even if you no longer need to strike back." ― Stieg Larsson, "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo". Post season eight. Established Kensi-Deeks, Nell-Eric, everyone still works at OSP in their current positions with Sam back at work. Completed August 27, 2017.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,419 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Complete
Bonnie and Clyde by writeallnight reviews
Kensi is worried when Deeks doesn't come home after his meeting with Whiting. When he finally does he asks her a question that shakes her to her core. Post ep for Golden Days.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2017 - [Kensi B., M. Deeks] - Complete
Slow Hands by fallen for your eyes reviews
"Beale." He lifts his head and looks at her, and she can see the hickey forming on his neck, and it sends a whole new wave of heat through her body. "Move your hands."
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2017 - [Eric B., Nell J.] - Complete
Twins by writeallnight reviews
Hetty has taken one too many risks. It's time for Granger to step in. A little something for "The Seventh Child."
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Hetty L., Eric B., Nell J., O. Granger - Complete
A City of Fortune and Failure by justadram reviews
Amidst maneuvers and intrigue, heartbreak and betrayal, bankruptcy and political scandal, the players jockey for power, money, and prestige in a game of business, politics, and love in New York City. Modern AU. Multi-ship. Central ships: Ned/Cat, Cersei/Jaime, Dany/Jorah, Jon/Sansa
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 196,452 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [Sansa S., Jon S.] [Jaime L., Cersei L.]
When Things Fall Apart by NavyStrong42099 reviews
They knew it couldn't have lasted forever. But nothing had them prepared for the day when the Office of Special Projects was compromised. What began as a simple case investigating the most dangerous cartel in Los Angeles turned into a fight for their family. Wounded and hunted, Kensi, Deeks, Sam, and Callen must take down the people that ruined everything- and above all survive.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,829 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [M. Deeks, Kensi B.] G. Callen, S. Hanna
Complications Happen by Stuck Smitten Love Story reviews
Possible conclusion to the Afghanistan story and the complications that have been hinted at. I have no idea what will happen and pretty sure I am 100% wrong, so you could classify this as an AU. The team rush to Kensi's aid in Afghanistan and what they discover is something that sends Deeks's world tumbling down around him. After the mission is over Deeks is hurt and angry.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,020 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Shift by peanutbutterer reviews
Post ep to 4x11. Deeks, Kensi.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/9/2013 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
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What Else? reviews
The Intelligence Squad attempts to stop an assassination, and a sudden turn of events makes Jay rethink the path he's on. Set late season 4.
Chicago PD - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11 - [J. Halstead, E. Lindsay] - Complete
Running with the Devil reviews
At the end of The Angels Led Him Away, Deeks was dismissed from LAPD and Kensi learned the truth about Afghanistan. As they deal with the fallout, they also have to confront a new criminal empire as it takes shape in the shadows.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 6/12/2015
The Angels Led Him Away reviews
Upon the team's return from Moscow, Deeks is arrested on corruption charges by LAPD internal affairs. While the team works to get Deeks released, Deeks still has to face the consequences of past choices.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 5/10/2015 - M. Deeks, Kensi B., G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Ezekiel 25:17 reviews
The Starks lay their vengeance upon Tywin Lannister and the King's Landing City Watch Homicide Unit is left to pick up the pieces. Modern/Organised Crime AU set in Westeros. Rated T for language and violence. I cannot for the life of me remember where the cover image came from so can someone please tell me if they recognise it.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Arya S., Brienne T., Sansa S., Barristan S.
Drug Bust reviews
The team investigates a drug ring after a sailor ODs. Drugs, dirty cops and a firefight, just another day at OSP. Case fic. Rated T for language.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Complete
Dragon Knight reviews
The story of a Space Marine, from selection to initiation as a Brother-Marine. Rated M for violence and drug references. OC. My first story.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013