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HEY, IM TWIACYCULLEN AND I WRITE STORIES FOR TWILIGHT. IM TEAM EDWARD SO FOR THOSE JACOB LOVERS OUT THERE I MIGHT NOT BE SO KIND TO HIM IN MY STORIES, NOT THAT I HATE THE GUY.

*MY STORY "EDWARD GETS SICK" IS CURRENTLY ON HIATUS DUE TO WRITERS BLOCK AND GENERAL BUSINESS OF LIFE. I DONT KNOW WHEN IT WILL PICK UP AGAIN BUT I HOPE TO GET IT FINISHED EVENTUALLY. COULD BE A WHILE SO DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH*

I HAVE ANOTHER STORY IN THE WORKS BUT ITS STILL IN THE PLANNING STAGE. I HOPE TO START WRITING AND POST CHAPTERS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. IM EXCITED ABOUT IT. I CANT GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY BUT IT'LL BE SET AFTER BREAKING DAWN BUT THERE WILL BE NO RENESMEE. SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED SET AN AUTHOR ALERT FOR ME.

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Waking Up by RiaMaria reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight, 2 weeks before the beginning of senior year, Bella wakes up one Saturday morning to find a sleeping, HUMAN Edward beside her. BxE AU. Romance/Humour/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 303,382 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Vacation: Back To Class by Twireader81 reviews
Sequel to Summer Vacation. After an amazing four month break from school, Bella and Edward return to Seattle for another year of college, in love and engaged. Follow their new adventures as they plan a wedding and go back to class. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 739 - Words: 1,035,063 - Reviews: 13950 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Vacation by Twireader81 reviews
New couple, Bella and Edward, spend their summer break from university together in Forks, strengthening their relationship. Bella gets to know the Cullen family and becomes reaquainted with her dad. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 600 - Words: 987,905 - Reviews: 13656 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bridal Showers and Other Fun Stuff by stephj07 reviews
Alice throws Bella a bridal shower just a few days before her wedding. Bella gets more than she can wish for when Edward sees a particular Bridal gift. R&R Please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Renesmee's Learning Experience by stephj07 reviews
Takes place three months after BD. After waking from a dream Renesmee walks in on something she should never see, Now Edward and Bella are faced with the task of explaining the birds and the bee's to Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Game as Ned Kelly by Technomad reviews
AU for the third book The Third Day, the Frost/The Killing Frost What if the NZAF hadn't bombed the prison just when and where they did?
The Tomorrow series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ellie L., Fiona M. - Complete
The Sex Talk by Trixxie reviews
Continued from Chapter 21 of Summer vacation Twireader81 One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Christmas Karma by moondancer1179 reviews
One Shot. AH. Edward is entranced by Bella and her daughter as they are all caught in the Christmas Eve rush. His kindness may come back to him, bringing him everything he's wished for. Just for fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Would Die For You, Too, Daddy by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
Nessie can't sleep and Bella is out hunting so she goes to Edward, wanting to watch a movie. When she wants to watch a scary movie, Edward let's her, and they have a conversation that surprises him. Different rating inside cuz I don't feel like changing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Family Tree by bemj11 reviews
When Nessie is assigned a project for school, she finds herself in need of assistance. Another moment with Nessie and her uncles. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Family Tree by Marble Meadow reviews
Bella researches her family tree and finds out some shocking secrets. Will her love for Edward survive through all of the obstacles heading their way? Can Bella once again escape from the danger that always follows her? Complete with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 107,616 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Close encounters of the Supermarket kind by Black Angel reviews
Bella learns for the first time just how hard being a Cullen can be when she runs into Jessica at the supermarket. Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward and Bella by foreverbecca reviews
Edward and Bella are ready to get married. Ready for some change! They have their wedding, there is a big change, a strange gift, a fight, and a kidnapping. How far will Edward and the Cullens go to rescueing Bella? Far enough to tell humans their secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,319 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
For Me by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
Bella died when she jumped off that cliff in new moon. It wasn't on purpose, and she still loves Edward more then life itself. They say true love concours all, even death. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Daddy by juliette729 reviews
BD Spoilers: Edward/Nessie. Edward spends some time with his new daughter as they wait for Bella to wake up from her transformation.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bitemarks and Bloodstains by Countess Jackman reviews
I stared at Edward, swallowing the lump in my throat before saying, “Well, there is one place we can go.” His eyes flickered with recognition and he sighed, turning to the rest of our family, “The Volturi.” Sequel to Waste a Moment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,677 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shattered by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
Edward is always comforting Bella, but what happens when Edward needs Bella to comfot him. especially after Edward hurts her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete