Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Final Fantasy X-2, Merlin, and Supernatural.
Hi to whoever cares to read this! My name is Yuna!
age: somewhere between 13 and 20
likes: to many to name
dislikes: a lot of things you have no clue what they are
(Put this on your page if you like music)
I'm also a big Harry Potter and Merlin (BBC) fan!
The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Take the most scientificever created.
I took the quiz again... ;) i got sorted into Slitherin
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
7. Don't use any punctuation
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
11. Sing along at the Opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”
16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"
19. greet all your friends with a tackle.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
20. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the walls.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Copy and paste this if you agree!
Pick your birth month.
BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by there last/first names
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, retard?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend.
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!
1. Harry Potter (HP)
2. Altair Ibn-La' Ahad (Assassin's Creed)
3. Ezio Auditore da Firenze (Assassin's Creed)
4. Halt (Ranger's Apprentice)
5. Will Treaty (Ranger's Apprentice)
6. Arthur Pendragon (BBC)
7. Merlin (BBC)
8. Ciel Phantomhive (Kuroshitsuji)
9. Percy Jackson (PJ & the Olympians)
10. Severus Snape (HP)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
What the hell? What was that for?
Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
If only he would do that, but it is more likely that he would kill me
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
He'd say something in Italian and then we would get to the juicy parts ;)
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Halt going to marry Percy? What is the world coming to?
5 cooked you dinner?
Ok, just not stew please
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I would totally molest him!
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
I would go and kill whoever did it, but Sebby would kill them before I even found out
9 made fun of your friends?
I'm sure Percy didn't mean it, he is too nice
10 ignored you all the time?
Ok, two can play that game you snarky bastard
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Help me out then kill the would-be-killers
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Tell me that I was an idiot for allowing for that to happen then bring me to Malik to heal the leg
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A hidden blade? Or maybe his body xD?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Save me then tell me that I was stupid to even find myself in a burning house
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Laugh at me and then with me :)
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
I'm not concerned with what Arthur will do, I'm concerned with what Severus will do when he finds out that we are getting married *looks around* HELP!!!!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He will do some cool magic tricks :)
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
He would just say: "If you want to kill him, do it outside."
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
He would cheer me on, and when I win he would say: "I knew you could do it!" (so sweet!)
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Stare at me like I have gone crazy (which I probably have) and call me a dunderhead
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's handsome, talented, modest, a very nice person (HARRY I LOVE YOU!!!!!)
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
FTW???!!! Altair what has gotten into you??? You are supposed to be with Malik!!!!
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
I hope so, but Ezio is a manwhore... and a assassin...uh-oh
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
That means that the end of the world is nigh
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Hmmmmm... Will and Arthur kissing... *nosebleed*
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
He did do that a lot, but now he is with Gwen ( I'll kill that bitch!!!!)
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
'You like it? Good. Now stop staring.'
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
Ciel doesn't want one in the first place. But he doesn't need one, he has Sebastian! :3
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Of course! Percy is such a nice person
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
Not even 5 minutes, but I am more worried about the poor dunderheads that go there
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Yeah, but he doesn't listen all that much music
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Ciel would ignore him. But Altair? Emo?
3 told 6 he started his period.
Ezio got his period... Ezio and Arthur stare at each other... and stare some more... then burst out laughing
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Halt slaps Percy for going out with Merlin? Are you on some drugs?
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Who are you and what have you done with Will???!!!! HAAAAAALT!!!! Someone has kidnapped Will!!!
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
Arthur cussing Altair in German? Ezio would laugh his ass off while Altair stabs Arthur in the kidneys (I heard that's his favorite spot)
7 got high.
All of Camelot beware! Merlin is high! Get Arthur!
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
He would be angry because I haven't written anything about him
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?
That could never happen. Both Percy and Harry could never hate each other, they are too nice, and they are too much alike
10 starts working at a bar.
Severus would beat up any drunk who wants to start a fight in his bar
1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.
Harry is pregnant from Altair... I guess anything is possible with a wizard and an assassin :)
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
HELL YES!!!! Ezio, naked *drool & nosebleed*
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
WHAT.THE.HELL!!!??? Those must be some good drugs...
5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?
Hmmmm, a forest or castle? It's hard when you are a ranger...
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
About saving the world of course. Duh!
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
Merlin stalking Severus home? Percy would laugh his ass off.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?
He would play games on it :)
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
I loved this one! XD
YOUR BOY SIDE:
you love hoodies
YOUR GIRL SIDE
you love to shop
really not all that surprised :P
If you think John Barrowman is God's gift to the world, copy and paste.
If you would die happy if Jack Harkness shagged you, copy and paste.
If you think the Doctor is a bottom, not a top, copy and paste. (If cant stand Ten topping Jack)
If you daydream about the day when Ten and Jack finally figure out that they are MADE for each other, copy and paste.
If you hate Jack haters! (yes they do exist) COPY AND PASTE! TEAM HARKNESS FOREVER!
If you think David Tennant has the world's greatest arse, copy and paste.
If you think Martha Jones is the best doctor ever, copy and paste.
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