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Joined 10-23-10, id: 2587126, Profile Updated: 04-23-12
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Unwind.

UPDATE: Mon. August 22, 2011.

I AM OFFICIALLY RETIRING FROM WRITING FANFICTION. ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO ADOPT MY STORIES CAN. PM ME ABOUT IT. I AM ALSO BECOMING A BETA READER, IF YOU ENJOY MY STORIES AND WANT ME TO EDIT YOURS. :) I MAY WRITE SHORT ONESHOTS EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, BUT NO LONG STORIES. SORRY.

Hello.

I understand that you, my dear friend, have taken a wrong turn. I suggest turning left and then arriving at another profile.

One that has something interesting on it.

Yeah.

Sigh. If you'd rather not, read on...

Name: my penname is MysteriousAnonymous. Guess what? I'm not telling you my real name.

Gender: Female. And so, so, so proud of it.

B-day: I'm a Leo. Figure it out.

Age: Um...like I'm telling you. I mean, honestly.

Personality: Insanely sarcastic and just plain insane

Un-fave(s): Justin Beiber, Twilight, annoying people at my school (yeah, Tyler/Eric/most guys), death, total and utter brats.

Fave Book(s): Harry Potter

Fave TV Show(s) Avatar: the last Airbender

Fave Comic(s): Calvin and Hobbes

Fave Author(s): Foggybythebay, Marmalade Fever, Choices HP, LittleMissInvisible, Swing123, Penny M. Sword (another dearest friend. Ahem. SARCASM!! )

Fave Music: Taylor Swift, Wrock (wizard rock) especially Draco and the Malfoys, The Parselmouths, The Whomping Willows, and The Moaning Myrtles.

Fave pairing(s): Uh...none? I'll read anything well-written. I really don't care much.

Fave Quote(s): I am a writer. Therefore, I embrace insanity.

When polled, 62% of people prefer English, and 37% prefer math. The fact that these two numbers don't add up to 100 is simply proof of concept.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?

Worrying is like a rocking chair; it gives you something to do but it gets you nowhere.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and stick it back in your pocket.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT... It only takes 4 to extend your arm and slap that @#^%$ across the face!!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I'm not rude. You're insignificant.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll think you're on drugs.

I dream of a better world, one where chickens can cross the street without having their motives questioned.

If you always expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected and the expected unexpected?

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and did it again.

DO NOT DISTURB. I'm disturbed enough already.

I'm not crazy! My version of reality is just different than yours.

Well-behaved women never make history.

I do have a grip on reality. Just not this one.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Life is like a hot bath, the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.

Forecast for tonight: darkness


Story Stuff:

I'm a bit new, but I've put up a couple of stories. So far, I'm in a murky fog where I am blindly following my little reckless plot bunny. Smart.

Oh, and i've hit writers block on my two long stories, so just bear with me, okay?

I'll upload oneshots until I can shift them, in order not to keep you people waiting!

Gryffindor's Angel: Is being revised.

Gryffindor's Angel: REVISED: I have just reread the original, and have just about shifted the writer's block. YAAAY!!!

Granger, what the hell is that?: Lots of humor. A bit of plot. A sprinkle of romance.

Perfect: Oneshot. Complete.

Love: A oneshot that I wrote after suffering a broken heart myself.

Cupcakes: A silly and cute fanfic that I wrote yesterday.

Mistletoe: Dramione. Mild kissing. My Christmas present to all of you!!

Empty: Oneshot. Also completed. A little angsty, but my love life is failing me too, so, might as well write a fanfiction about it, right?

Kiss me: A Dramione story: A little oneshot I completed while listening to Kiss me by Sixpence None the Richer. Look it up. I dare you.

Dance with me: Oneshot, based on this one song that I heard on the radio. Thanks to knightwolf20x for the name of the song: We Danced by Brad Paisley.

Dramione Drabbles: A collection of oneshots. I will ask you wonderful people for help concerning prompts...

Slytherin's Prince: Possible sequel to Gryffindor's Angel. Once it's done, of course.

The Life and Times of Miss Rosalie Weasley: In progress. My fave story so far. Will be updated... eventually.

Bah! Humbug!: A retelling of A Christmas Carol. Will probably be finished.

I would like to thank everybody who reviewed/alerted/favorited me or my stories.

Its very encouraging to know people like what you are doing!!

One thing to know about me...I really suck at the whole updating scheme of things. SCHOOL GETS IN THE WAY!!!!! Sorry. They will all be finished...just not soon.


yup. thats it.

As you can tell, I am a very interesting person.

YAAAAAAY!!

You can leave now.

Like, I mean really.

Yeah.

Goodbye for today!!

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Never Alone by LoveFromLouise reviews
On November 1, 1981 we know that Harry Potter was found by his aunt on her dorstep. But what happend just the night before that cause him to end up there? This is my version of what happened to Harry, and his parents the night Lily and James died. This is Lily's last day with her baby boy. Story has been updated, and more has been added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Forget to Remember by simplyxamazing reviews
A week before Christmas Hermione runs into Draco on a street in Muggle London. Confusion follows when she realizes he is actually being civil, and when Draco gives her a book written in her own handwriting, her whole life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Boy by missick93 reviews
You were the boy in the house next door who made me wish I’d never been born. You were the boy in the house next door who made me wish I’d never been born. More accurately, that you’d never been born. A short Calvin/Susie drabble.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Stronger Than A Love Potion by HiddenMagic421 reviews
Harry is happily dating Ginny. But as we all know Romilda Vane wants Harry for herself. How far will she go to get him? What will Ginny have to do to save him? R&R RATED T JUST IN CASE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,363 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
How I Met Your Mother by JLaLa reviews
On a rainy afternoon, Harry is left to entertain his three very rambunctious children. He decides to tell them different versions of how he met his future wife, and not the same old BORING love story as his son James calls it. Post-Deathly Hollows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,921 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
White Lotus High by zuko4ever1477 reviews
Together, they've mastered the four elements, won back the throne for the rightful Fire Lord, and saved the world. Now only one great challenge remains: high school.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Zuko, Katara
Hoping in the Unknown by Suni-Dlight reviews
I've always been a semi-obsessed Harry Potter fan. If you asked me any question, I could answer it with a snap of my fingers. I knew each book from back to front. Who would have guessed I'd become a character? TOOK ME A YEAR! BUT ITS FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,501 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Lily Had a Little Lamb by Liebesbrief reviews
“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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When Faith Lost Her Name reviews
Faith is a tithe. She has prepared for this moment every second of her fifteen years. She thought she was ready. But as she is sliced slowly to pieces, she realizes just how unready she is. Rated for mild imagery.
Unwind - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Complete
I Loved Her First reviews
He runs. If he saw himself right now he'd call himself a coward. And maybe he is. He shouldn't be leaving. Not now. Not when he should be there for her, not when all she needs is a friend. Small spoilers!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Gale H. - Complete
Gryffindor's Angel reviews
Hermione Granger has never let anything get in the way of her grade. Even if she's partnered with Malfoy. For a month. But when it takes an unexpected turn, will love blossom? UNFINISHED. IF YOU WISH TO ADOPT MY STORY, PM ME.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindor's Angel: REVISED
Hermione Granger has never let anybody get in the way of her grade. Not even if she's partnered with Malfoy. For a month. When it takes an unexpected turn, will love blossom? UNFINISHED. PM ME IF YOU WANT TO ADOPT IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,040 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bah! Humbug! reviews
Hermione Malfoy is telling the story of Scrooge to her daughter. What happens when little Violet demands Daddy be the main character? A retelling of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. ADOPTABLE. PM ME IF YOU WANT IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Birthday wishes reviews
The hilarious results of a few happy birthday wishes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Childhood Sadness reviews
Death. Sadness. Childhoods. We all have that, don't we? A story about a boy and his dog.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Glass reviews
Hermione Granger's thoughts in the Department of Mysteries: Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles reviews
A collection of dramione drabbles. Unconnected, and 'short and sweet,' as one of my reviewers has said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
I watched it glimmer above me and turned to face who destiny has chosen to place me with. The stunned silver eyes of the one and only Draco Malfoy shone back. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cupcakes reviews
It was my twenty-seventh birthday, and I was nibbling away at my favorite. Humor. Hermione's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Life and Times of Miss Rosalie Weasley reviews
Her mother had told her to chase love. Her father had told her to stay away from Scorpius Malfoy. Can she do both? UNFINISHED. PM ME IF YOU WANT TO ADOPT IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Kiss me: A Dramione story reviews
Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight,lead me, out on the moonlit floor, lift your open hand, strike up the band and make the fireflies dance silver moon sparkling, so kiss me. So kiss me. DRAMIONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dance with me reviews
So we danced. Right there on that hardwood floor, with the tables pushed up against the wall. Dramione. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Granger, what the hell is that? reviews
Malfoy, Granger, and many Muggle inventions. Humorous romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Empty reviews
Hermione and Draco have been burdened with hardships. Together, will two really be better than one?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Perfect reviews
That was the day that Miss Evans fell desperately in love with Mr. Potter, and he fell in love with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete