CreepingBoNE
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-23-10, id: 2587475, Profile Updated: 07-16-13

Sex: Female

I don't take well to bitching or whining, so keep it to yourself.

Current fandoms are:

-Dragon Age [Warden/Sten, Hawke/Arishok and Saemus/Ashaad]

-Mass Effect [FemShep/Wrex, FemShep/Bray, FemShep/Kal'Reegar, FemShep/Leigon, FemShep/Grunt, FemShep/Jack, FemShep/Saren, FemShep/Saren/Nihlus, FemShep/Nihlus, FemShep/Garrus]

-Transformers Prime [Dreadwing/Skyquake, Megatron/Optimus, Miko/Wheeljack, Miko/Bulkhead, Miko/Bulkhead/Wheeljack, Knockout/Breakdown, Human/Decepticon]

-Valiant [Ravus/Valerie]

-Prometheus [Elizabeth Shaw\Engineer, Fifield/Millburn]

-The Last of Us [Ellie/Joel]

-Transformers Bay!Verse [Megatron/Carly, Mikela/Autbots, Maggie/Jazz, Ironhide\Lennox Family]

-Game of Thrones [Sandor/Sansa]

-Lord of the Rings [Orc/Uruk-Hai/Human pairings]

-Alien [Ripley/Alien Hive Mind/Instincts, Ripley/Call, Call/Johner, Ripley/Johner]

-Alien vs Predator [Dachande/Machiko, Alexa/Scar, Yautja/Human Pairings]

-World of Warcraft [Troll/Human pairings (though I am open to others)]

-Teen Wolf [Derek/Stiles]

-Grimm

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Death and Destruction by Kulkum reviews
Who can you trust? What happens when someone who trusts no one finds someone who cannot lie? And what if they're both a little crazy? Good times! (By popular demand, years later, more chapters are coming.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 7/9/2010 - U. Grunt, Jack
Drabbles: Long and Short by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
A growing collection of short stories involving Charon and the FLW. Some are snippets, some are ideas that never made it into stories and other are just drabbles. Enjoy them as they come. Feel free to add ideas in the comments.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Lone Wanderer, Charon
Start of a New Life, Part 2 of Chosen by Stupe reviews
Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,100 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/23/2011
Bundle of Joy by Zoop reviews
One-shot. A woman tries to make a getaway, but is stopped by an Orc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2 - Orc, Human, OC - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,271 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Savoring the Last Shot by midnightzengarden reviews
Fem!Shepard/Garrus-It has always been an awkward mating dance for Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian, but with the IFF now firmly in place, and the Mass 4 Relay looming just over the horizon, respect and loyalty have manifested into an intense and primal need. Takes place within canon during ME2. Rated MA for nudity and erotica.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
This is not about sex by Ioik reviews
A predator and his human female have some pretty interesting times together but will it ever be about sex?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,615 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009
The Dragonborn's Keeper by Zoop reviews
Waking up in a prisoner wagon when you thought you were playing a game is no way to start your day. But who's going to be the Dragonborn? The arachnophobic off-worlder with no survival skills, or the Orc prisoner who gets stuck with her?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,570 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC, Khajiit, Orsimer
Orcbrat by The Lauderdale reviews
Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 27 UP: In which some clandestine conversations are had – and what's up with that forest, anyway?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,171 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Orc, Uruk-hai
Breaking The Ice by Lemon Crisis reviews
What do you do when an 8' Pred decides that your bed is the perfect place to wait out the snow? Of course, that's before you realise he's going to be there a whole lot longer than you had hoped...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 4/17/2008
The Jade Cat by Zoop reviews
One-shot. A Horde army veteran takes his produce to the market one day. Cover by Zoop.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Orc, OC - Complete
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Wild Child by Zoop reviews
Uruk survivor of Helm's Deep encounters an orphaned Rohirrim woman who's grown up in Fangorn Forest. Told in short drabbles. Rated for rather explicit explorations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Treebeard, Uruk-hai, Human
A Little R and R by Zoop reviews
10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,061 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sick and Twisted Affair by Mistress Megatron reviews
Miko wanted his attention. Megatron wanted to see just how fearless she was. After sneaking through the ground bridge, Miko is unable to find the Autobots. She goes off in search of them, but finds someone else instead. Now that she's captured the Decepticon leader's attention, will she ever be able to escape?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,306 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Miko N., Megatron
Fell Winter by Zoop reviews
Of Cabbages & Kings Forum Challenge: Holiday Story! My offering for this year is the found journal of an exceptional Hobbit lass who ventured forth from hearth and home in the Fell Winter of 1311 Shire Reckoning (2911 Third Age) and had herself a proper adventure, replete with danger, mishaps, friendship, and puppies. Because it's Yuletide; there have to be puppies. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Faramir, Orc, Hobbit, OC - Complete
Parched by No Volume Control reviews
He met her under unusual, dire circumstances and he expected to never see her again afterwards. That is until one day she just waltzed into the Ninth Circle, sporting a slim scar on her jaw from where he'd punched her.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,119 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Charon, Lone Wanderer
The Courtesan's Wolf by MalayaKai reviews
Companion story to The Price of Gratitude. Tharrah is a brothel mistress & a broker of information, putting her interests on hold when her sister goes missing. Her search leads her to a broken Worgen who thinks himself beyond hope & redemption.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,757 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Human, Worgen
Mass Assortment by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Collection of various mini-fills for the Kmeme. Fill 12: Moments - Sometimes Shepard just really needs a hug. Shakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Radio Chatter by ghost.713 reviews
Sometimes it's worthwhile just to listen in. Here you'll find assorted ficlets featuring characters big and small. UPDATE: Miranda knows kids. Even big, smelly, armored ones.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Shepard (F), Miranda L., Thane K.
The Hitman and the Clone by ghost.713 reviews
Two surprisingly average people who never saved the galaxy, unlike their famous family members.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L. - Complete
Fragile by Leonahari reviews
What if Winry met Envy before the series even started, before Ed and Al even knew they would become dogs of the state? Would this chance meeting change the outcome of the series, and how much? Envy/Winry, and based off the Manga/Brotherhood.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,815 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Envy, Winry R. - Complete
It Starts With Desperation by CleverDucky reviews
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. M/M
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,666 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Hunter - Complete
Heuristics by kauzchen reviews
Time is a luxury in the thick of war, and what is sown must always be reaped. As one of only two people alive who can speak the prothean language, Shepard is given the task to learn more about Javik's civilization while she is still able.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F)
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11327 - Favs: 8,496 - Follows: 6,419 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Healer's Oath by Zoop reviews
Nymhriel took an oath to heal any in need, not imagining she would be called upon to aid the enemy. Sometimes, though, the enemy isn't who you think it is. Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE - and the story continues! See "Oaths" by helenamarkos here on FFN. Cover art by helenamarkos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Orc, Human, OC - Complete
All Tangled Up by The Red Celt reviews
Shepard goes to a bar for a few stiff drinks when a familiar old mercenary shows up. He discovers that she has a long-kept secret-shes a virgin. Zaeed then makes it his mission to divest her of her cherry in the most spectacular way possible. :) Rated M for a reason, fill for the k-meme.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
Ooman by blacktalon117 reviews
Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,994 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009
Impractical by No Volume Control reviews
A collection of drabbles and ficlets on my favorite crack and fanon pairings over different Transformer universes, following the "100 Moods" prompt challenge. Rating will change.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013
The Predator's Prerogative by princesspomegranate reviews
Romy wasn't supposed to be on that hunting trip. She wasn't supposed to be with the men when they were taken. But she was. And that simple fact changed the whole nature of the hunt. Eventual PredatorxOC.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,330 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011
Battle Zone by No Volume Control reviews
F!LONE WANDERER / CHARON. Thirty prompts from the "30 Bad Attitudes" Livejournal community concerning the past, present, and future events of Miss Vault 101 and her battle-hardened ghoul companion. [ Later chapters will become M rated. ]
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Charon, Lone Wanderer
Mushog's Ride, or Orcbrat Gets Zooped by Zoop reviews
With apologies to The Lauderdale for character theft - The Zoop drops a very special modern world gal on the cast of "Orc-brat" because they've been languishing in stasis for too damn long. Time to stir the pot, folks. Rated for the kind of extreme naughtiness you've come to expect from Orcs and their girlfriends. NOT A CONTINUATION OF ORC-BRAT. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,245 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Human, OC - Complete
Let Me Hear Your Body Talk by newvagabond reviews
Orion Pax/Megatronus. Pre-series. Pre-war. Non-sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Like a Grown Up by peroxidepest17 reviews
Companion Piece to "Picking Up Strays" and "Grounded"- Derek may be the alpha, but the Sheriff is the adult.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Sheriff Stilinski, Isaac - Complete
A Good Distraction by newvagabond reviews
Ratchet/Wheeljack. Tactile, plug 'n play, etc. Non-sticky, you know the drill. Ratchet's wound too tight and Wheeljack knows just what he needs. This was very, very fun to write. These two are lulzy as hell
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Men of a Certain Age by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Sheriff and Chris Argent do their best impression of Scott and Stiles, except without the flailing (because they're too old to flail anymore).
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,080 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sheriff Stilinski, Chris A. - Complete
Survival Lasts Long Past the Last Bullet by Velasa reviews
Post ME3- Just because she's alive doesn't remotely mean everything is ok- healing is a complicated thing, and there's more than just the physical to come back from. FemShep/Garrus with a focus on FemShep and Wrex's friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex
Big Boy, New Toy by newvagabond reviews
Knockout/Orion Pax. Tactile. I saw some fanart and was just like... fuuuuuuuuu... Takes places during beginning of season two obviously. "Both Soundwave and Megatron were out for a fly, and so the medic took a little trip down the halls to see Orion Pax. Or as Knockout called him, big boy, new toy."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Optimus Prime, Knock Out - Complete
Painful Pleasures by MoyE reviews
Pain is an art, which, if mastered can be very pleasurable. That is a lesson this kunoichi will not forget. A lesson someone will not let her forget. Hidan x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Hidan
Beautiful Things by Eisee does it reviews
Knockout tortures Silas. Silas returns the favor. As the days pass, sanity slips away. Post 'Human Factor'. Slash. Warnings inside
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
Videotape by The Red Celt reviews
Although he takes after his mother in more ways than one, Garrus refuses to forget Shepard. Inspired by both a k-meme prompt and the Radiohead song with the same name.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Solana Vakarian - Complete
Grounded by peroxidepest17 reviews
Companion Piece to "Picking Up Strays"- Derek is grounded.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Derek H., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Knight Errant by VectorCrocodileFangirl reviews
/Val x Ravus/ Things start to go wrong for Ravus when he's forced to go to the revel to make a delivery.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Ravus, Val R. - Complete
Picking Up Strays by peroxidepest17 reviews
Stiles has an idea named Isaac and the Sheriff has to deal with it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sheriff Stilinski, Stiles - Complete
Bomb the Pyjack by The Red Celt reviews
Wrex and F!Shepard play a krogan drinking game. Fun minific, rated T for drinking. (This drinking game shows up in "Battlemaster and Commander, too, although this fic was written first.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Daughter of Twilight by Zoop reviews
AU - A seemingly mortal woman with a long history in Middle Earth joins the Fellowship to 'tweak' the outcome of the War, according to specific orders by a Vala on a mission. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Human, Grishnákh - Complete
Misfire of Global Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 109,942 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Translation in Blood by MalayaKai reviews
Hannah Shepard and Turian Councilor Sparatus have a history that stretches back decades into the First Contact War. Behind Commander Shepard's life and trials, her mother follows her own path into fate and love and the strains of both. 2013 MassEffect Kinkmeme's People's Choice Award for Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character. (coolest thing ever, holy cow)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,937 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hannah S., Councilor Sparatus
She by kauzchen reviews
The Reaper threat is no more, and Shepard is missing in action. Among the rubble of the aftermath, Javik's sensory abilities pick up traces of her and visions of her final journey.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F) - Complete
Reunions by red lilies reviews
Reunions are always a volatile affair. When it's between two Spectres, it's no different. Except the explosions are real. And numerous. FemShep/Nihlus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K. - Complete
The Price of Gratitude by MalayaKai reviews
A human mage, who's both a hermit & a pacifist, must deal with the consequences that follow after a night of passion entangles her fate with that of a Troll hunter. **This is mostly brain fudge, with an attempt at a story in there somewhere. Be gentle.**
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Human, Troll
Night Shift by Akeeni reviews
Kink Meme Fill - AU/Femshep/Garrus/Nihlus. Garrus and Shepard are C-Sec officers and friends with benefits. An ill advised idea to wind down on their bosses desk ends suprisingly well.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Pent Up by Akeeni reviews
Kink Meme Fill - Garrus sneaks into Shepard cabin to retrieve a datapad. Walks out a very confused Turian. Rated for Smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Safe by Akeeni reviews
Kink Meme Fill - The Turian Guard and Refugee Girl get married, remembering how they ended up in each other's arms. Rated for Smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Demons And The Dead by Amberssister reviews
Daryl is trying hard to outrun his demons, but he doesn't see the point when his future looks just as bleak. Glenn is just trying to survive in this brave new world. Perhaps one will give purpose to the other. Rated T for violence, swearing, and slash.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn
War Orphans by AimeeEvilpixie reviews
When a human refugee girl claims to be waiting for her parents to join her on the Citadel, a Turian C-Sec Officer decides to keep an eye on the kid until they show up...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/21/2012
A Day in the Life by red lilies reviews
It was a good day when Primarch Victus didn't have to deal with turian politics or Commander Shepard's antics. It was a bad day when he had one. There was no word for both.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
Holding On by only2blame reviews
For Zin, there was not much left in life to appreciate, to excite, to love; but when he comes across the Diary of a Human woman, he finds his interests peaked in more ways than one. WARNING: ADULTS ONLY.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,892 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Human, Troll
The Cake by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
ME2. It's Shepard's birthday. Grunt finds out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2012 - U. Grunt, Jack - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by inthenightside reviews
And another kinkmeme fill. In a non-Reaper AU, F!Shepard is stuck with her former mentor Nihlus and his former mentor Saren on a wrecked ship in space for a length of time. Tensions between them are resolved kinkmeme style.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,147 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K. - Complete
Please by kauzchen reviews
Protheans do not have a word for "please." When Javik hears Shepard use it and discovers its meaning, he finds it clashes with the image he has made of her in his mind.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F) - Complete
A Child's Innocence by Bookworm Gal reviews
A "Black Crayons" story. She was just a child; she didn't belong in a war. But the world wasn't fair. The monsters dragged her into it. But she'd always faced monsters and bullies before. She'd be a hero like those around her. A DoTM retelling. Mildly AU.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,530 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Marked by Misfire Anon reviews
Desolas has facial markings. Saren does not. They face the reason why.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Saren A. - Complete
Not all Pets are for Hunting by Stupe reviews
A mercenary is captured by an Elder Arbitrator and unwillingly held as his trophy pet. She has her uses, but when she helps him escape temporary confinement he begins to think of a possible new use for her. Rated Mature for strong language and content...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,205 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011
Fade to Red by Selkit reviews
Sometimes all the advance warning in the galaxy just isn't enough. Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
On The Ice, In The Sea by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
The East Empire Trading Co. slurped her up from the freeze, brought her to the very thing she'd craved to see. Skyrim was cold, but he looked warm and like a sprout towards the sun, she was drawn out...for good or wrong. Human!DB/Male!Orc. Rated M.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Delirium Trigger by Solain Rhyo reviews
Garrus has made no secret of his desire for Shepard; as much as she wants him in return, there's still the small matter of saving humanity from the Collectors standing in their way. FemShep/Garrus. Rated for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,200 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
A True Test of Skill by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Bookverse. She might be smaller than a female of his kind, ugly with her pale smoothness and oddly formed mandibles, but she was intelligent; she moved well; and they had walked the Path together.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Predator/Yautja - Complete
Savor the Last Shot by Midnight Unicorn reviews
Garrus and Shepard, an extended look at that two hours before the Suicide Mission. In the same universe as my Artemisia Shepard: War Hero fic
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Place Between by NajaMoonshadow reviews
Carina isn't looking for adventure, she's just taking care of her crazy grandmother. But when a wounded alien breaks into her grandmother's house, she's got no choice but to go along for the ride...human/yaut'ja adventures galore!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
Of Humans and Predators by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
The aftermath of Alien vs. Predator and the subsequent adventures of Scar and Lex involving dead possums, zombie vampires, oh yeah and alien invasion. Language warning, shenanigans warning, and contains a healthy dose of adventure.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Scar, Lex
Crimson Covered Souls by BlueBastard reviews
"I'm not a *good* person" The Lone Wanderer snapped, pinned and angry. Charon drew close enough for his breath to curl intimately against her neck, head lowered to compensate for his frightening build, snarling "Neither am I." FLW/Charon F/M
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Can't Stop Laughing by Smehur reviews
Of course Saren is perfectly capable of laughing; only Nihlus hasn't found the right kind of jokes yet.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Saren A., Nihlus K. - Complete
Amore by noobcake reviews
Garrus and Shepard attempt to have a normal date night, but encounter a lounge singer. Yes, this is crackfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Folk Remedies by Blue Quartz Foxy reviews
Amaimon finds that courting a human woman is more difficult and troublesome than it would appear. There are all these rules for one. And while Shiemi is patient enough to tend to plants and support her friends, he seemed to only test her temper.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Shiemi M., Amaimon
Change My Fate by Komusai Matakatana reviews
Unsatisfied with his current level of power, Grimmjow uses Orihime's abilities to give himself another chance at evolving before the Winter War commences. What results is the strength to make a difference, the strength to survive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 99,330 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J., T. Harribel, C. Stark
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Catch and Release by Amentet reviews
She found herself an unwilling player in his sick, demented game. Now, someone else has taken notice...and they want to play.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,068 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Predator/Yautja, OC
How It All Happened by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
A story detailing how exactly Daryl and Glenn ended up screwing each other. Probably going to be about four chapters. Heavy Slash! Daryl/Glenn
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,216 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn
I Can Live With That by Kami-Inu reviews
He was stuck with a giddy oddball, and if he didn't wind up breaking contract he'd most likely be driven mad. Or maybe, just maybe...he'd learn a few things? Whether or not he wanted to was another matter altogether. Some humor, mild GrimmHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,909 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Sakura in the Akatsuki: Ninja Series by AdderFangBasiliskVenom reviews
Little one-shots involving Sakura with the Akatsuki members in the ninja world. Has been edited by my BETA, who is a kabillion times better writer than I. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Burning Underwater by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Five years after the Arishok left Kirkwall and Hawke has wandered. A war in the northern mountains provides a violent distraction from a growing passion, but provides more than just a temporary reprieve. Arishok/F!Hawke pairing, slight AU. Rated M.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (M) - Complete
Shepard Loves Aliens by Ms Morpheus reviews
Oneshots. Kink. Shepard has sexy encounters with various Mass Effect characters: Nihlus, Tali, Wrex, every turian I can get my claws into... you get the idea. Final chapter: Garrus, darkly.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Garrus V., Nihlus K. - Complete
Hell's Chance by Thorncastor2 reviews
Orihime gets a new babysitter. And Grimmjow is thrilled as bubbly with the arrangement. Grimmhime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Deliverence by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Only a matter of time before patience weighs out and the oomans get cozy - before they sacrifice their own, test their captive with meat that can fight back or make their prisoner docile. Ms. Bauler need worry - shes coming with him. Rated M sex/gore/lang
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,520 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011
Desire by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Hawke hosts a demon to deliver to Merrill in exchange for the returned affections of the Arishok, but as always...things are never so smooth. Rated M for everything that makes Dragon Age 2 M. Arishok/F!Hawke
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Hawke (M), Arishok
Genesis by sherryatom reviews
In the north Alaskan wilderness, a pregnant young runaway crosses the path of a lone hunter. Worlds away, the fate of an embattled clan hangs in the balance. When the end is written in blood, survival isn't only the beginning...it's everything.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010
Unbound by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
What if the Arishok did not deal the final blow to the Mage Hawke during the end of Act II. Instead it ends with chains and imprisonment. Arishok/FHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Hawke (M), Arishok - Complete
HERO by Ookami Kasumi reviews
Naruto / Kiba was determined to save Sakura - whether she liked it or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Rice Queen by atheneblue reviews
Daryl Dixon knew he was not a man of restraint. But this was one beast he wanted to keep caged. M for language and dark sexuality. GlennXDaryl
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Glenn, Daryl D.
Team Awesome by virusq reviews
Grunt ruins a moment of glory for Jack.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Jack, U. Grunt - Complete
Hell Is by Valkyrien reviews
Val and Ravus were only a very small part of the incidents spoken of in Ironside. Their story isn't over.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Val R., Ravus
Boat to Par Vollen by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Arishok/F!Hawke. Taking Isabela's place was either the worst decision of her life or the smartest... Rated M for sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,963 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Arishok
Shiny Beads by noobcake reviews
Garrus is injured on a mission and behaves strangely afterward. A kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Pupa Pan Pie by Your Iron Lung reviews
Gamzee attempts to cheer Tavros up, but really only succeeds in making him feel worse; physically worse, that is. He warned you about those stairs, bro. Written for a contest on deviantart.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
The World is Abyss by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
She'd heard about Abyss from shady travelers, a couple whores who'd tried to make a living down there, and one trader with a missing hand; all of them mentioned Cerberus, and none of it pleasant, but it got her thinking. Rated M for everything Fallout.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Charon, Lone Wanderer
Learning to Have Fun by Exclusive Amanuensis reviews
Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,758 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Laws of Unnatural Selection by Mahiri Chuma reviews
On an impromptu hunting trip, Glenn learns there might be more to their resident Dixon brother than they originally thought.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Daryl D., Glenn
Once and Future Heroes by Selkit reviews
Even those who will one day achieve greatness have moments of normalcy along the way-at least, as normal as is possible for this bunch. A collection of glimpses at the lives of Shepard and her squadmates before they became galactic heroes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Happy New Year, Shepard by Ms Morpheus reviews
A silly bit of fluff set aboard the SR-1. Short and sweet. Happy holidays!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained by ghost.713 reviews
Guardian angels have never been perfect creatures, but a one-time hitman might be stretching things.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,800 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L.
Rubicon by kauzchen reviews
Shifting loyalties are not just misplaced obligation, and sympathy for the devil has nothing to do with time and its products. Old debts, grey areas, and blind traditions force a troll and a human to set aside petty battles and face a common threat.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Human, Troll
Supernova by The Scion of House Amell reviews
Bright and beautiful, supernovae can briefly outshine an entire galaxy, before they fade from view forever, and their shockwave changes everything. Nihlus/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K. - Complete
The Price by justmica reviews
Fletcher is just another Smoker, just another zombie in a world gone to hell. Only he's not quite like the rest. His Infection is incomplete. And that lands him in a cage at the mercy of those who are willing to do whatever it takes to save the world.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Smoker, Hunter
Nightmares Past by randomsomeone reviews
The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept--but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
AvP: Sacrifice by Tortugita reviews
One year after the Antarctic incident, Lex leads a new group through ancient tombs in Africa when one by one her team begins to vanish and she finds herself face to face with not only familiar hissing aliens, but a certain hunter as well. Lex/Scar
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,594 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
Bros Before Hoes by Elerick reviews
Prequels listed inside, Hunter and Smoker OCs. Weeks after the "Incident" Desmond isn't talking and Frisk is going insane. Before he can get something out of the smoker they find an interesting character next door that sparks jealousy. M for later
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hunter, Smoker
A Qunari's Fade Dream by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Sten's stuck in the Fade, lulled by the familiarity of the infantry he came to Ferelden with. The Warden has to get him out one way or another. kinkmeme prompt M for rough sex. Going to be a two parter.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Surana, Sten
You Stole My Village Bicycle by Aelibia reviews
A series of unconnected Sakura-centric drabbles and oneshots, some with pairings and some not. An experiment in boundaries and style. Now with properly-spelled titles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,759 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sakura H.
In A World Gone To Hell by justmica reviews
While at an Outpost for supplies, John Logan comes across Infected being forced to fight each other for entertainment. He puts a stop to it and rescues a Hunter, injured in one of the fights. In a world gone to hell, what else would a decent person do?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hunter
A Spectre in More Ways Than One by Selkit reviews
Garrus has an unusual question for Shepard. FemShepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Life Among the Xenophiles by Selkit reviews
Some aspects of romancing an alien are strange new territory, while others are all too familiar. Fifty one-sentence snapshots of Garrus and Shepard's relationship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Allies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Damn Fine Afternoon by skybound2 reviews
Garrus, Zaeed, and F!Shep encounter a fic cliche while out on a mission. This is response to a kinkmeme prompt and is NSFW!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Zaeed M. - Complete
Two is Just as Bad as One by Elerick reviews
The sad personal story of two living through the infection, and with each other. Hunter x smoker friendship, 3 short chapters
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Smoker, Hunter - Complete
Morning Tea by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jazz, Maggie M.
Happy Accident by noobcake reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Discrepancy by Memories Faded reviews
He was her ticket to finding and returning her former teammate. She was his doctor as he remained a prisoner of Konoha. So why couldn't it just stay that way long enough for both of them to get what they wanted?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,533 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H.
It's Only Gay if the Balls Touch by Elerick reviews
A hunter is going stir crazy and driving his smoker roommate nuts in the prossess. He thinks the root of his problem is a lack of sex, unfortunately there's only one person around to solve it. Funny slash between two straight guys, OCs, 2 parter
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Smoker, Hunter - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Krogan Throne by bioldrawings reviews
Wrex muses on the "perfect Krogan" Shepard brought to Tuchunka.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - U. Wrex, U. Grunt - Complete
Last One Standing by SamanthaRose reviews
The daughter of an Alaskan hunter wakes up on the tarmac of the Kelowna Airport next to the burning wreckage of the plane that her family... Rated M for language, gore and sexual content
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,560 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009
If You Need Me by Thessili reviews
Commander Jane Shepard has been gone for two years and everyone she had known has moved on. When even Kaidan lets her down, her old friend Garrus is still there, standing by her side.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,954 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
an ex by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
The Hatter remembers. The Hatter dreams. The Hatter pours tea. Alice isn't coming. No pairings.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Memories by Elerick reviews
They shouldn't have memories... but that scent was familiar. It wouldn't let him go. Hunter x Smoker oneshot slash, more sad then dirty
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Hunter, Smoker
Left Behind by Lady Azura reviews
They were all that was left. 800-word drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
At Sea by skybound2 reviews
Someone at dragonage kink wanted sexin's between Sten and a Fem-PC on the way to Seheron. Who was I to deny them? That's pretty much it ;-P Origin of the PC is unspecified. Zevran and Oghren make a brief appearance at the end as well!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sten - Complete
Translation Unnecessary by noobcake reviews
The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Closing In by Confused Confusion reviews
Deep down, Zoey knew they wouldn't make it through this. The graffiti had suggested they go to the lighthouse...so how could it end up going so wrong? Can you feel it? Closing in...all around you...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Saints and Sinners by Enchantable reviews
Collection of Ulquihime oneshots
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,811 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Left 4 Dead Hard Rock by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
Glimpse at the end of the final campaign of Left 4 Dead. Not as much of an end as she'd though...Hints of Zoey/Francis, if you squint.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Desert Moon by SacredRoseDream reviews
He watched her with eyes that had long watched and waited upon the world. He did not know how it happened. Couldn't fathom how he of all people could have been so thoroughly entrapped. Gaasaku. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
100 Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
I've seen a ton of those 100 challenge themes out there, so I made one to go with my "Black Crayons" stories. All of them are from Annabelle's point of view and many feature Ironhide. Just thought I'd try this out and see how it goes.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
High by Mikami reviews
Shinji x Orihime. Three part oneshot. A really horny Shinji comes to terms with his craving for an orange-haired human. Anime and Manga SPOILERS.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Orihime I., Shinji H. - Complete
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
A Dearth Of Answers by GRINtelligencer reviews
Grimmjow on the dome of Las Noches. With a dustpan. A pink one. Also known as: how Grimmjow had an entire conversation with an pile of ashes. And he doesn't like the answers he's getting. A lot of swearing. Spoilers for rescuing Orihime arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Firsts by hyenateeth reviews
Various first events between Kakuzu and Hidan. AU. Angsty. Probably not what you'd expect from a series of firsts. Some KakuHida. Focus greatly on Hidan. Now a possible series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Beast by coffee shop poet reviews
he always did love the taste of sin. victor/ororo.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sabretooth, Storm - Complete
To the Bone by SamanthaRose reviews
Hunter's PoV... Very dark look into a Hunter's head, first of a series of stories I hope to have written and published by Halloween! Please enjoy!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hunter - Complete
Balancing Affections by the-human-error reviews
Sakura has been kidnapped by Akatsuki to heal Itachi and Zetsu. In an attempt to find an escape, she plays their feelings against them, but can she avoid falling in love in the process? SakuraxAkatsuki SakxKakuzu SakxHidan SakxZetsu SakxKisame
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,198 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Ashes by GRINtelligencer reviews
Orihime could have saved him. It would have been easy. Simple. But she didn’t. She let him die. Vaguely Orihime/Ulquiorra, spoilers for chapters 353-354.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Knife's Edge by Rumpleteasza reviews
What about the Orcs' story? Who tells that? And what if, when Saruman was mixing Orcs and men to make his perfect Uruk Hai, he let some good in with the bad?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Saruman - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by with eyes looking up reviews
It was possibly the most random thing that had ever happened to her. AkatsukiSakura, crack. Reviews are welcomed and loved. Finally, chapter six up! Hidan&Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Play Date by Eros ex Nihilo reviews
Yachiru invites Orihime to Soul Society for a play date, but Orihime ends up getting more than she expected out of the Eleventh Division captain, Zaraki Kenpachi. Funny and sexy - basically smut with little redeeming social value.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/15/2009 - K. Zaraki, Orihime I. - Complete
The Stupid Couple by aGreatPenName reviews
Today Hidan was finally going to pop his freaking cherry! Series of Hidan x Sakura one shots and drabbles. *Title inspired from Furuba*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H.
That's Better by aGreatPenName reviews
The first time they met wasn’t a jolly occasion but it led rise to a newfound obsession that leaves Hidan enthralled and Sakura bloody. Morbid HidanxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Ash by Nakimochiku reviews
Grimmjow says goodbye to the dead Ulquiorra. agnst, character death, oneshot, Grimmjow x Ulquiorra
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Serpent is Entwined by a Serpent by Black Ankle reviews
A sadistic game intertwines the fate of predator and prey. And slowly, they devour one another. Barricade/Maggie. Warning: Graphic violence, sexual themes, and NC. formerly titled Endgame
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Barricade, Maggie M. - Complete
The Downward Spiral by SamanthaRose reviews
Sometimes, playing the tough guy is a lot harder than it seems...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
Mouse Tango by CSI Clue reviews
X-Men: Origins. Victor Creed chases a mouse.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sabretooth - Complete
Babysitting, Take Two by Bookworm Gal reviews
Another attempt at baby-sitting Annabelle, only this time her sitters are more prepared. At least they think so. One of the "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Babysitters Nightmare by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle is left with a baby-sitter, but they are both being watched by someone else. Goes with the "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Bully by Bookworm Gal reviews
A continuation of "Black Crayons,""Drawings," and "ParentTeacher Conference." A bully at school makes Annabelle angry.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Unicorns are not Carnivorous by Still-Birth reviews
Ulquiorra gives the fraccion a cold stare. “I know that woman is not in her room...and I know Nnoitra has her.” Rated for adult themes. UlquiorraOrihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Limónes de Las Noches by delectate reviews
The citrusy adventures of Orihime and Ulquiorra in Hueco Mundo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Love and Lies by GorimJr reviews
Ravus muses while Val is asleep. Ravus-centric, and in second-person. Please read and review!
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Dishes by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
She knew that we never really cleaned the dishes, but she loved that we tried. Rated T for Hidan's colourful language. ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Human Anatomy by Odyssion reviews
UlquiHime drabbles. They go through the motions of what it's like to be alive.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Cadence: A Tale of Modern Faery by BeautifulMonstrosity reviews
All the main characters come back in a story set after Ironside. Talathian gains control of Seelie Court. Moon in a Cup is open. Featuring Kaye/Roiben, Luis/Corny, and Val/Ravus goodness. Read & Review! UPDATED: CHAPTER THREE
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Into a Realm of Endless Possibility by peroxidepest17 reviews
The difference between dead and dying is a million miles.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
The Interior of a Heart by kauzchen reviews
Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007
Ironic by Danielle18 reviews
Missing scene from the beginning of 'Bone Crossed'. Stefan and Adam have a talk. *one-shot*.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Adam H., Stefan - Complete
Strong in Surrender by Aleia15 reviews
Orihime knows she should be feeling guilty, but she isn’t. Grimmjow/Orihime/Ulquiorra
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Never by Alaylia reviews
Val skips studying to visit Ravus and ends up learning a little bit more about herself.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Heat of the Moment by Lady Azura reviews
They had spent years hiding their feelings from one another until finally, they could do so no longer. Soul x Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Home by kauzchen reviews
Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Predators Under The Table by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
I've never been fond of politics, let alone Yautja. Funny thing is I landed an occupation that contains both. It isn't easy when you're the target of a persistent male's affections, especially being an ambassador for the human race. Read FFN profile.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Tertium Quid by Ivy Adrena reviews
A precarious balance; indistinct, even to them. The blind leading the deaf. - KisaSaku -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Wicked by Aleia15 reviews
Of all the things Orihime had gotten used to in his captivity days, Grimmjow's foul mouth wasn't one of them. Grimmjow/Orihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Say Hello! by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
What's a better way to spend your weekend than caring for two sexy extraterrestrials? And to spice up your day, how about a little interspecies romance? Oh and we can't forget about a nice bloody hunt or two now can we? Setting for three please.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,879 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007
Say Hello! The Spin Off by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
Some things an Elder does, should never be viewed, least said viewer, wishes an "interesting" punishment for doing so.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
The Price of Life by Aelibia reviews
Hospital beds, incubators filled with accidental children, glowing women cutting out grocery coupons, thirty-five thousand dollars, super sperm, and a shared afternoon. This is the price of life. Kakuzu and Sakura, and unashamed crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Dead Cells by pyxie blue reviews
When you get right down to it, hair is just dead stuff, anyway. But who is he to talk her out of her fascination with it? Valiant
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Miriam's Well by Aelibia reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
A Little Game Called Domination by ashurahime reviews
Because of six months of captivity and a psychologically abusive captor, Orihime is drifting towards insanity. And so she takes out her hysteria on the only person she can. A story of hatred and lust where Ulquiorra's dominance is Orihime's deliverance.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Sweetest of Dreams by WxTheRainInsideOfMexW reviews
Val and Ravus fluff. Val falls asleep in Ravus's arms.Just random fluffiness.Rated T for safety.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Unchained by moonlit mage reviews
UNDERGOING REVISION! During the fight between werewolf and vampire, Hans starts exhibiting strange behavior and Seras is left confused. Stuck between a wolf and a hard place, what's a girl to do? SerasXHans
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,167 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Seras, Hans G.
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
He loved how crazy she was by aGreatPenName reviews
It was after she had faced off against Itachi that Hidan realized he was obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Concession by Murasaki Kaida reviews
GrimmHime. Grimmjow's been really crabby since he got to the real world. Awkward fluff, mild romance, humour. Rated for his potty mouth, bless him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Unintended by Odyssion reviews
This wasn't the way things were supposed to turn out. UlquiHime, post-Hueco Mundo arc, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Love Devours by hyenateeth reviews
Zetsu was never good at expressing his feelings. ZetsuxSakura oneshot. Very Dark-fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sakura H., Zetsu - Complete
As the Wind Blows By by kitsuneasika reviews
A collection of Naruto drabbles and oneshots. Any pairing is possible. Rated for some mature themes. Latest: Toys weren't meant to be broken. OLD STORY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Contradiction by Aleia15 reviews
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques was a walking contradiction. He was saviour and enemy at the same time. GrimmjowOrihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Mother by Who Is Caligula reviews
Beneath the frosty facade of Noveria, Mother awaits.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,017 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
A Reason for Madness by Aelibia reviews
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Sakura, Deidara, and Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Roora by Aelibia reviews
Kisame and Sakura. "It could be said plain and simply that everyone was considering calling the whole thing off."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
I'm Not Sorry For Anything by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi does not apologize.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Luck be a Shinigami by Sweet Danish Yummy reviews
Ikkaku's always been lucky. Rangiku, Renji, Rukia, and Yumichika are about to find out why...with a little help from Orihime. [Some course language]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Orihime I., Ikkaku M. - Complete
I Dare You by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
In the modern world, Predators aren't real. Simple as that. So, what happens to a young woman who's dared to go looking for one? Is it unfortunate that an actual Yautja is on the hunt...and not exactly looking for a normal trophy?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007
Natural Troublemakers by randomsomeone reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Veneer by kauzchen reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Identity by AngelKairi reviews
Val!centric Androgyny is an art form.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Army Boys and Babes by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Ubiquitous by kauzchen reviews
Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zabuza M., Sakura H. - Complete
Why I Cry by ilovemybishies87 reviews
“Why do you have those tear marks on your face? It makes you look like you are always crying.”
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Collector by Ramenism reviews
As the three men and one boy stared at the couple on the table, each questioned Leader. All the leader said was If I can't see it, its not there. KakuzuXSakura Rated for Hidan's mouth and the Kitchen table...:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Fly Me To The Moon by Darkkinkachu reviews
Because you can't feel anything in outer space and its nice to pretend, even if it's just for a little bit, even if it is just a lie, that you don't hurt any more. SugetsuxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Ascent Into Madness by a certain slant of light reviews
Thirteen drabbles illustrating Orihime's ascent into the Arrancar ranks, into madness, and into her ambiguous relationship with Ulquiorra. Challenge for the LiveJournal community, 13drabbles. [UlquiHime]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Next Time by kauzchen reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
This Twisted Tryst by a certain slant of light reviews
Protection, domination... affection? Thirteen macabre drabbles on the wicked romance of Orihime Inoue and Grimmjow Jaggerjack. Challenge for the LiveJournal community, 13drabbles. [GrimmHime]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Sensational by a certain slant of light reviews
Gin tortures the mind, Aizen tortures the soul, and Tousen tortures the body... but not the way you'd expect. [TousenOrihime][sensory deprivation][lemon]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Orihime I., Tousen K. - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3764 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Broken In by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi has been collared.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Hearts and Handcuffs by a certain slant of light reviews
The lascivious love of Orihime Inoue and Grimmjow Jaggerjack in fifty kinky sentences. Challenge for the LiveJournal community, 1sentence. [GrimmHime]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Calculated Loss by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ikkaku being dragged to shop is like fighting a war.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Ball and Chain by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi sort of team up to give Yachiru the best birthday ever.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Onesided by AngelKairi reviews
He wondered, sometimes, in the middle of the night, just how those two could be attracted to each other. onesided LuisxValxRavus ... stuff.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Name by Ivy Adrena reviews
The first time Haruno Sakura said his name, it was edged caution with undertones of surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Prey Of Human Technology by Cella N reviews
Yachiru gets a new babysitter, and Kenpachi is introduced to pop songs from the 80s. By force. KENPACHI. YACHIRU. ORIHIME. The importance of not having kids.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Knee Deep in Sand by kauzchen reviews
Gaara & Sakura. Pre timeskip. On an escort mission to Sand, Sakura runs into someone she'd like to never see again. She just wishes she could actually BELIEVE that statement. Since when had he been so incredibly fascinating?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Spectrum by Sayaka-sama reviews
Which end is the right one? Hidan and Sakura share a dark moment of enlightenment... and all Sasuke can do is watch from the other side. No pairings. Incredibly twisted sickfic. Expect no plot whatsoever. Run, people. Run far, far away!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Orphans of Ishbal by Alchemist Experiment reviews
She knew that what she was doing was technically wrong, and she knew that she'd be in trouble if she were caught, but Winry found she didn't really care.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Scar, Winry R. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Rebirth Of A Phoenix by Cella N reviews
He will not kill her, though. He will just turn her into something…beautiful. ORIHIME. AIZEN. GIN. ARRANCAR. Lessons on the human mind: when in danger, you make the best of it. Or you die. [DARK]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/25/2006 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Monogamous BFF by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
The Perfect Woman by j.curl reviews
A collection of oneshots featuring Orihime and pretty much every single male in Bleach. There are no connections of any of the sections. First up: Orihime x Kenpachi. Rated T for
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Orihime I.
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Smokes and Steel by Alchemist Experiment reviews
Freedom means different things to different people. To Greed it means cigarettes, fine alcohol and beautiful women. But the last one is proving difficult to come by. [GreedRiza]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Riza H., Greed - Complete
Absolution: A Different Point of View by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Just some orcish drabble. This ties in to Absolution, but you don't have to read one to read the other.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete
Womanflesh by Sharka reviews
This fic was spawned by an informal challenge among friends: Would it be possible to get Lurtz involved with a woman without violencerape and not create something horribly sappy, Mary Sueish? This is the result I came up with...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Absolution by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Possibly one of the oddest LOTR love stories ever written. Set approximately six months after ROTK, all OCs, dooming me to obscurity, I know. Rated M for future updates, but NOT slash, I assure you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
Of Prepubescent Whims by firefly reviews
With blood, pain, destruction, and death, Kenpachi can deal. But when Yachiru starts showing inklings of a crush on her new playmate, the 11th division captain finds it more than difficult to cope.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 112 - Published: 4/3/2006
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
How in the Hell did I get in this Mess? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has a tendency to pick up strays.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
AvP: Desiderata by Quietharm reviews
This takes place at the end of the book Alien v. Predator: Prey, and diverges from the books following that. Machiko Noguchi goes back to Earth and her homeworld is suddenly the focus of a mass invasion. What happened to Dachande?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005
Arbitration by Solain Rhyo reviews
A yautja Arbitrator, sent to deal with a pack of renegades, finds an unlikely comrade in a human female who proves herself to be a warrior against the enemies that matter.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Human, Predator/Yautja
Subtle Threat by Solain Rhyo reviews
Reunited with the predators she can't remember, Lex must evade Reed's wrath while struggling to recall just what happened on Bouvetoya. Follows Sacrifice Theory. Rating to go up.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,172 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Lex, Scar
Those Who Wait by Chocobo Goddess reviews
A one shot interlude between Solain Rhyo's Sacrifice Theory and Subtle Threat. Reed Weyland watches a comatose Lex, waiting for her to wake, but he's not the only one keeping an eye on her.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Forever by Lapinina reviews
Ravus was always considered brilliant. He wondered how he'd be considered now.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Lateralus by Solain Rhyo reviews
A story about Adele Rousseau and what would have happened if she hadn't been impregnated by a facehugger. Wandering the pyramid, she faces the same dilemma as Lex ... is the enemy of her enemy truly her friend?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Crimson Beautiful by firefly reviews
There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete