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Author has written 33 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

(this is the last time I redo my profile, I swear. of course, if you've known me long enough to see the constant changes then you probably known not to actually believe anything I say, but let's just pretend, ok?)

Hi, I’m Chloe! I'm younger than I should be in terms of fanfiction I've been exposed to, but I'm pretty sure by now age isn't even a number. And honestly, porn pops up in the most innocuous places so this site is by no means the only source of corruption.

I’m participating in the Gift-Giving Extravaganza 2013 so BOW TO ME (and also feel free to request)

Before reading my fics: Sometimes I use dark or adult themes (i.e. non-con, mental disorders, abuse), though they’re usually only alluded to or at most skimmed over. As a general guide, though, stories that might be triggering include anything Tom Riddle centric as well as anything categorized as ‘horror’. Apart from that you should be okay. Also, I don’t write lemons, either slash or het.

Written for me: When the Lion becomes the Lamb as well as some other fics whose names I shall have to hunt down. Anyway, I am eternally grateful!

Favorite people on this site: Carolina ; my incredible HP beta ; Howl3 ; wonderful Twilight pre-reader ; evil overlord slash sister Liza ; Lady

My three favorite fandoms are Harry Potter, Twilight and Spider-Man. I tend to vacillate between them and lose and regain interest in one at random times (but generally I love writing for them all). Drarry is my favorite pairing of all time (you see I just can’t escape it no matter how I try) and other favorites include: Druna, Jakeward, Draco/Dean, Spider-Man/Human Torch, Draco/Zacharias and SQUEACHER. (Ok, let’s be honest, I’m a fan of any pairing involving one of my three favorite characters: Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen and Peter Parker. No, I don't get it either.) I’ve tried really hard to like Dramione because of some of its stories are incredible but couldn't. Personally, I like friendship between the two but nothing more. Read ThePsychoVamp's profile to understand my Twilight views, because we agree exactly and she says it more coherently than I ever could. My personal Spider-Man world is an odd combination of the Comicverse (I've only read a few of the earlier ones but have a general knowledge of the whole thing) and the original movie trilogy. IN MY WORLD THE REBOOT DOES NOT EXIST.

Upcoming Stories:

Turn Your Face Up to the Sun – Jacob has a tendency to act first, think later. When his faulty judgment leaves Edward Cullen with permanent damage and the treaty on thin ice, the resulting fallout forces the Quileutes to question everything they so firmly believed. Between Eclipse and BD. AU. Eventual Paul/Edward slash.

Boundary Lines – Trapped in La Push by the Quileute tribe, Edward struggles to keep his sanity while being held captive by the very people who pushed him to his breaking point. Canon, non-con.

Legend of the Cold One – Wolves are by nature very self-involved, something that even imprinting doesn’t change. Jacob’s selfishness when it comes to his imprint results in consequences he never could have imagined, and Edward is the one who pays the price. Jacob/Edward slash.

Divergence – Edward Cullen goes missing right before his high school graduation. Twelve years later he’s returned, but he’s not quite the same. And this new Edward is a far cry from whole. Canon.

HPFC, PTB and an important life skill. Also, please please please learn how to use hence.

This is my main fanfiction account, and it’ll always have more stories than any other accounts of mine (that will pop into existence… someday) because this is where I write pointless challenge/contest fics. I'm absolutely not wasting life.

My ao3 account (and one of these days I might even get around to actually using it)

I mostly visit this site at odd hours of the night, because my sleep cycle is about six hours off.

Writing Process: think of an idea, run it through my head a few dozen (dozen) times, write sections in my mind, think about it for a month or two, whine to several people about how I don’t know how to start, and then MAYBE get it down on paper which means a very long time of staring at a completed summary and title while putting off actually writing any of it. See, that’s why I’m such a bad updater. With one-shots I just write stream-of-consciousness and make it up as I go along (which is why I love one-shots) in that hazy, present-tense kind of way, but once I try to throw in a plot I fall apart.

Even my writing voice in forums and messages tends to switch constantly depending on my mood. Basically, I’m incredibly inconsistent and have pretty much given up trying to change (now how’s that for irony?)

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Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,182 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Seven Days by IdPattThat reviews
He spent ninety years searching for vengeance, but his eternity is about to be cut short. With seven days left, he'll find that there are much more important things worth fighting for. AU, Edward/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,782 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Leah, Edward - Complete
Tainted Mirrors by ThePsychoVamp reviews
Between Eclipse and BD. AU. After a careless decision on Jacob's part, the Quileute pack begins to see the cracks in their apparently majestic glory. Simultaneously, a friendship roots in the consequences of Jacob's mistake and the vastness of Edward Cullen's unquestionable need for help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Edward, Jacob
Eldritch by eldritcher reviews
Albus is thrown back to 1934, where he meets the troubled orphan, Tom Riddle. Albus discovers that this parenting business isn't half as easy as he thought it might be, especially when the child involved is Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,429 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Fic on the Fly by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward, let me introduce you to Bella, a not so starry-eyed college student who really doesn't want anything to do with you. Except for maybe to stab you. Starts out kinda canon, then takes a sharp left at a library in Seattle. Some Romance plus some Drama plus some Comedy equals a "Romantic Dramedy". Or something like that. Either way... fun. EPOV. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 63,125 - Reviews: 3428 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5261 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unmasking a Superhero by Kemurikat reviews
Spiderman's true identity is in danger of discovery! Time is running out as he tries to cure a deadly substance injected into his body! Follow Peter, Mj, Harry, Indy and Cheyenne as the close-knit team battle foes in deadly new adventures! Inspired by the MTV CGI Spiderman animated series. Warning: bad language & mature subject matter. -WIP-
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,307 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Intermediate Generational Studies by Goober5000 reviews
Jeff's estranged father discovers that Jeff goes to Greendale, and decides to pay a visit. Abed tries to find out where the fourth wall is.
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011
Downward Spiral by content1 reviews
Post-BD EU. Captured by the Volturi, Edward faces a nightmarish choice as Aro enacts a diabolical plan to break him. As Edward's hold on his sanity weakens, only his memories of Bella help him stay strong as he faces the ultimate test. What will his family find upon his rescue? The man or the monster. Mentalward Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,755 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The World Spins by calliepaige221 reviews
What if a young Draco Malfoy was abandoned by his parents, who were soon caught and sent to Azkaban? What if this same Draco Malfoy was then rescued and sent to live with his distant cousins, the Weasleys. The world would continue to spin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,877 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Ron W.
A Reluctant Hufflepuff by Horrorshow Jane reviews
"If you're thinking that I'm not going to put you in Slytherin, then you're quite right," sniffed the Hat, sounding somewhat vindictively gleeful. "The house which actually suits you best is—HUFFLEPUFF!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,833 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M.
The Great Bella Body Switch by Gamma Orionis reviews
Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The Revelations by S k i n n e y L o v e reviews
A compilation of drabbles all having to do with the unmasking of our Spidey boy. What were the people on the subway's thoughts on seeing Spider-Man's unmasked face? What will they do if they see him again, as Peter Parker? Will they recognize him? Will Peter Parker go public with his life saving alter-ego?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Racing The Sun by Deception's Call reviews
When Peter Parker disappears, it's only a coincidence that Spider-Man does as well...isn't it? But when a body is found, it changes everything in the lives of the people that matter the most.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Manly Manly Spideyman by HeartKnight31320 reviews
It happens that in life you get moments you can't control, such moments are rare for me your friendly neighbourhood whatever but they happen...like the day i met Tony stark. TS/PP fluff, general pervert-ness from Tony SLASH
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - P. Parker/Spider Man, Iron Man
Routinely Rejecting Happiness by Schizzar reviews
Peter has been approached by every member to join the Avengers. He finally decides to join them but naturally, all hell breaks loose afterwards. Because Spiderman can never catch a break. Matt/Peter and Clint/Peter are the main pairings.
Crossover - Marvel & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Smile by AlphaKantSpell reviews
Foggy notices Matt is dating again and asks to meet the lucky lady. Peter Parker is nothing like Foggy expected. Matt/Peter. (Companion to "Silence" and "Sickness")
Crossover - Spider-Man & Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Spiderman 3 by Larbo reviews
Written before Raimi's actual Spiderman 3 was released, bears remarkable similarities to the movie, except there's no Sandman and the Venom/New Goblin plot is the primary focus.
Screenplays - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,100 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
He Can't Afford to Be Innocent Anymore by ZeemonLii reviews
Exploring the dark side.Teen Spidy is caught and forcibly taken by almost all his villains.An unusual ally helps him escape.How will he deal with it now and later?Will he still be Spidy or will he let his fear get to him? Adult topics.More summery inside.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,537 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man
MayDecember by Eh Bien reviews
"Of course, if you outgrew me - if you wanted something more - I would understand that, Bella." Bella had once thought that was an impossibility. Edward succeeds in delaying Bella's transformation, and she looks back on the results. AU, Canon. A sort of spinoff from my story, Straight On 'Til Morning.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just A Boy by Lover of Angelus reviews
He stares down on the boy – that's all he was – just a kid, just someone's son. Spoiler-ish for Spider-Man 2. Follows two of the men from the train.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Seventeen by giselle-lx reviews
Edward wanted her to stay human. He'd simply had no idea what that meant. Eclipse AU, 10 years on. Written for the ADF Labor Day Fic challenge. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
A Light Exists In Spring by shoefreak37 reviews
The Volturi find a new prospect in Forks. "All I know is, I think I'm gay for Edward Cullen, and in two days I'm supposed to die." Slash Backslash 3.0 entry, won first place in public voting and judge's scoring. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Mike, Edward
Blind by Black Velvet Poison reviews
Love is blind. Jakeward, Implied Ed/Bella One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Stop Pretending by Ariels Lament reviews
Five times Penny almost discovered Dr. Horrible, and one time she did. Takes a different turn of events from the movie, but it's still in there. Somewhere. Ch 6: In which Penny...pft! Oh, come on. Like you don't already know what happens. ;P
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,865 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Spider Sense by FanBoyTrippin reviews
Peter Parker always assumed his Spider sense resulted from the bite of a radioactive arachnid. Never did he dream that it was actually the product of an X-gene mutation. SpidermanXMenEvo crossover! Mutant!Peter. No Pairings!
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Web of the Other by Public Valentine reviews
Webs glistening red, he did not progress. Stubborn and impatient, he fled. Tired and eager, he learned. New and refreshed, he returns ignorant. The Other still waits. He will return to his web and find out who he is. The man, the spider, or the Other.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Cold by Appointment reviews
Tom Riddle liked the winter more than most people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Down Came the Rain by Demented Inu reviews
There has always been something that Peter's wanted more. Johnny/Peter.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Fantastic Four - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Catharsis by MyWords-MySolace reviews
HPDMHP "As it has always been, he's perfect on the outside while inside he's suffering." Draco Malfoy, with the help of the Order, has protection from the Death Eaters he escaped. But it's going to take a certain Gryffindor to save him from himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,936 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Selfish Man by Angelwarrior1 reviews
He spots the cute brunet across the room and instantly thinks of how to attain him.He meets the brunet again and thinks of how beautiful his eyes are,Tony Stark was a selfish man,but Peter Parker was just fine with that.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, A. E. Stark/Tony] - Complete
In Between by avioleta reviews
:VAMPSLASH CONTEST: 1st Place and Hosts' Choice. E/C, SLASH, Rated M. In 1927, Edward leaves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Carlisle, Edward
Edward Hates That They Stare by Wanderlustlover reviews
May's Millirific Challenge was to Gender-Bender your character. What can I say? Edward Cullen was less enthoused than most with the idea, but not so much on his family's side.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Edward - Complete
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lost Boys by vampireisthenewblack reviews
My perfect memory does him no justice. Edward is more beautiful than I remember, but he seems almost wild, in the manner the nomadic vampires often have. "I can't bear it any longer," he whispers. "Their minds are full of depravity. It infects me." Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Warped by Fifi McFu reviews
Johnny/Peter slash. The Green Goblin has stolen an important machine from Reed's lab and the Fantastic Four enlist Peter's help... but can he put his desires for the Human Torch aside and get the job done? Yaoi, lemon
Crossover - Spider-Man & Fantastic Four - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Solar Flare by Siavahda reviews
Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,866 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 4,842 - Follows: 561 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness And Snogging by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Harry thinks Malfoy is acting weirdly, Draco thinks it's all Harry's fault, Hermione thinks they're both idiots, and Ron thinks that unless Malfoy stops making him late for breakfast, there's going to be trouble. Harry/Draco pointlessness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There is Hope by The-Future-Is-Now reviews
Harry Potter has seen the last remaining soul fragment of Voldemort's. And he pity's it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wish Granted by KzintiKiller reviews
Jacob gets his fondest wish. A world without magic, vampires, or Edward Cullen. The world in which Bella Swan is free to be his soul mate. Warning: NOT Team Jacob territory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Jacob - Complete
True Love by V3GG13vamp reviews
A cautionary tale for anyone considering falling in love with a vegetarian vampire :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Twilight Was a Bit More Honest by North American Scum reviews
This is a slight reworking of the first book of the "Twilight Saga" without all the purple prose, sickening Edward worship, and general bullcrap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
All's Fair In Love And Lust by Epic Breadstick reviews
The unfortunate, often humorous incidents following the infamous love triangle. Bella sucks. Mainly Jakeward. Lots of sex. M for explicitness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Jacob
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Toxicity by Silver Queen reviews
Vermiform: A monster. Vermification: To become one. Edward and waking darkness.
Infinite Undiscovery - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Edward - Complete
Watch Me Burn by Writing Ficariously reviews
A single decision changes life as Edward Cullen knows it. An FGB fic for WhatsMyNomdePlume. New Moon/Eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Jane, Edward - Complete
The Ashes by viva0los0sacapuntas reviews
Sequel to The Burning, Edward's pregnant... what will happen? how will life change for the couple? JacobxEdward An 'M' if there ever was one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,165 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Called Out by Messypeaches reviews
More of my first person POV Peter Parker and Steve Rogers fluff, because I like writing pure fluff for them. Rated T for general Gayness and not for anything really kinky.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Take It by theblackbutterfly reviews
It's a werewolf thing. Jakeward M/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Points of View by A Quantity of Eggs reviews
J. J. Jameson is sick of the perfect Spider-Man photos Peter keeps sending in, so Peter decides to have a little shift in perspective. After all, he does have two points of view. Just a funny little oneshot. (I was twelve when I wrote this. Please take it with a grain of salt.)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2010 - J.J. Jameson, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
You Look Good in Gray by Nightfall169 reviews
It all started one day in detention...the day Neville began unraveling the riddle that is Draco Malfoy. Neville/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Sparkling in Public by kat716 reviews
Alice reveals Edwards suicide plans. Jacob's reaction is... less than helpful.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Jacob, Bella
That's Just Typical by Dark Shadow Bat reviews
Summary: Spiderman get’s injected with some unknown toxin during a fight with the Green Goblin and is too sick to swing away from the general public. How will the public cope?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man
ID by Keajo reviews
Spider-man is hurt and Jamison is the only one around to help. What's going to happen now? Will Jamison help? Will Peter be able to keep his mask? Read and find out. Sorry bad summery. Please read and review. Rated T for a little language/bit of blood.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,665 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, J.J. Jameson
Lateline, With Ben Urich by Brownish reviews
Ultimate Spidey does an interview after being unmasked.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Threefold by HigherMagic reviews
Post-Eclipse. “I’ve been silent for too long, but know this…I came back for you, Edward. And I’m not going to stop until you’re mine, you got it? You belong to me." Jacob realizes he's been wrong with who his Wolf wanted. SLASH. Not an Imprinting story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,886 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Hunt the Squirrel by Xaipre reviews
Emmett attempts to scry Edward’s future. But will the arrival of a pair of unexpected guests make his method worthless? Pre-Twilight. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Just Walk Away by IloveAdrian reviews
Eclipse AU. Bella chose Jacob but realizes 3 years later that Edward is who she is meant to be with. But more has gone on around her than she had thought and the consequences of her choice may be what makes or breaks her strained relationship with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Project H: Twilight by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the film 'Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Returning Home by johnsmithpocahontas reviews
During the summer before his 4th year, Draco was mysteriously kidnapped by a man. 2 years later he was found. Returning home to his parents with unease was one thing, but going back to Hogwarts is a competely different story.HPDM Slash Sub!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,142 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Muggle Studies by counterdogma reviews
Don't judge a person 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Draco has a Muggle Studies project, and he needs Potter's shoes. Warning: Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bleeding Dragon by IceQueenRia reviews
He's a Slytherin, he's blonde, he's arrogant, and they say he's cold and heartless. What they don't realise is, he's afraid, he's alone and he's bleeding. Can anybody save Draco Malfoy? HARRY/DRACO SLASH WARNING: CONTAINS SELF-HARM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Animal Reaction by The Abbot of Beregost reviews
Olivia reacts to Elliot being hurt in 'Blinded', a short drabble.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Aftermath by WendyAnn reviews
What if Alice and Bella were too late to save Edward in Italy? This is the aftermath. Written for National Survivors of Suicide Day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
Twilight: A Darkward Tale by Reniefuwa reviews
What if Twilight were actually...good? And about real vampires? A reinterpretation of the novel "Twilight" that follows the plot, told from the POV of "Darkward." The fun stuff happens when Bella's not around. If you like it, check my profile for sequels!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,980 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Edward
Judgement by jasper-rocks reviews
Edward in his rebellious days. Scary, gory, Darkward, coarse language, one shot. NOT FOR FAINT OF HEART.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward - Complete
Just One More Thing You Want To End by HumanShield reviews
Twilight Alternate Ending. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward - Complete
Late At Night by madwriter223 reviews
Ron encounters an unexpected person in the dungeons late at night. slight Ron/Draco, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, ONESHOT, so no asking for more, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Spider Bite by Rin0rourke reviews
Flash has a mysterious mark on him and Liz is asking questions, his answer may cause a certain hero some embarrasment. M/M
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Flash T./Agent Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Good Old Day by Erulasto reviews
When a rift in the time/space continuum is discovered, Spider-Man and his fellow crimefighters set out to rectify a recent controversial change in the continuity of the Marvel universe. Guest-starring the Fantastic Four, the New Avengers, and many more!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mephisto - Complete
Spidey's got a girlfriend! by seriousish reviews
The Avengers were born to handle emergencies no single superhero could withstand, like alien invasions, doomsday plots, and Spider-Man getting lucky ! . PeterxMJ
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W.
Locker Room Talk by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
What happens behind closed doors in the boy's locker room of Forks High? For Mike Newton, locker room talk can be both silly, deceitful, and insightful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Mike - Complete
The Amazing Piano Man? by Mx4 reviews
Little did Peter Parker know, that when he went to the Avengers party, that he would soon become...the Piano Man! After a fashion anyway. Fairly decent songfic in my unbiased opinion , so check it out and let the mayhem commence!
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Twilight: A new Threat! by Mysteriouslyabsent reviews
With this fic, I shall attempt to do the impossible- unite the twihards and the twihaters. Love Twilight? Read this fic! Hate Twilight? Read this fic!
Crossover - X-overs & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
A World Without Her by Shekiah Rosay reviews
You are sitting in Olympic National Park. It's the year 2013, and everything seems normal. But who is the gorgeous boy with the red hair, and why is he watching the brown-haired girl and her family? Furthermore, why does he look so sad?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Aftermath by WhimsicalShmoo reviews
After Bella's death, Jacob is left with a choice: kill Edward and fulfill his promise, or work with the rest of the Cullens to try and keep him alive? What would Bella have wanted? AU Eventual JacobEdward ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,845 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Jacob, Edward
In the Mess by magentabear reviews
Just another day at Forks High for our vampires. Features big brother antics, little brother theatrics and, of course, a casual disregard for personal space. Pre-Twilight, barely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Shades of Grey by Lady Bracknell reviews
Edward and Jasper have tried to be good for years. One night, they give up on the concept entirely. But how good will they be at being bad? Set pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Seduction of the Somewhat Innocent by VictorianChik reviews
Tony meets Peter at a conference and mistakes Peter's interest in Iron Man as romantic interest. Tony talks Peter into a having dinner with him at his hotel and set out to seduce Peter. Warning: Graphic slash sex - you have been warned!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Intertwined by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Bella never came to Forks. The Cullens get into trouble with Victoria even without Bella's help and The vampires and the werewolves are forced to team up. New and strange ties are formed as the two groups learn to get along. SLASH. Jake/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Coming Clean by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
COMPLETE. Harry and Draco's purely sexual relationship is unexpectedly brought into public light at Hogwarts, setting forth a series of consequences that neither of them could have ever predicted. Harry/Draco, Blaise/Seamus, slash, angst
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,879 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The 12 Webs of Christmas by Spawn Guy reviews
The holidays can be murder
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
Edward the Ambiguous by podex carmen reviews
Jasper and Emmett have a conversation about Edward. Things go downhill from there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Beating the Odds by jackiechica reviews
Draco is proud of his pureblood image...but when he falls ill, will it turn out to be his downfall? Ron never thought he would ever care about the Slytherin ferret. But then why is he so worried about him? Chapter 13: The big day has arrived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,868 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
It All Ends in Black by unicornhime reviews
When Edward is turned, he starts running and doesn't stop. This new world is black and white until he runs into something that leads him to question what he thought he knew. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Graffiti by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: When they commit the act of vandalism, they both are very, very drunk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Red by arachnophilia reviews
After Karen's death and Peter's divorce from Mary Jane, Matt and Peter have a one-night stand that leads to something much deeper. Matt/Peter. Rated for language, sexuality and violence in later chapters.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
The Lion and the Lioness by Permanent Rose reviews
Carlisle created Rosalie with the intent the she would become Edward's mate. Though it did not end up that way, what if that were the way it began? Just a one shot with some Edward/Rosalie passion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
The Unholy Alliance by Lyssie Len reviews
The summer after the events of Twilight, Bella is getting to know Edward and his family and makes a startling discovery. Maybe you can bet against Alice after all. In 1985 Alice bet against Edward and Rosalie. She lost.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Crave by seraphcelene reviews
Your soul is a chosen landscape, sad beneath its fantastic disguise. Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward - Complete
Like The Morning Sun, Your Eyes Will Follow Me by Cannibal Glow reviews
Jacob/Edward. ' Edward gasps. “Jacob Black! I can not bend that way! Wishful thinking, dog.” “Are we gonna go to your house or what, parasite?" '
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Pure by theidiotgirl reviews
Edward Cullen is no monster.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward
85124 by OccAmy Phyre reviews
The tattoo wasn't a choice. It was forced on – forced through the screams of the needle, through the tears of his skin. He had no choice. Holocaust.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Bid on My Love by alwaysthinkingofyou reviews
Oneshot. "I am NOT auctioning myself off to the entire female population of Forks High School!" Alice and Jessica have a date auction to raise money for a field trip at school. Who will bid on Edward? E/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No One Mourns The Wicked by AnnaOtaku reviews
One shot. A darker look into the thoughts of the Cullen family and the bonds that are formed between broken beings. Songfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Intimate by skinnyrita reviews
Draco/Dean oneshot. When Dean is commissioned to paint an important portrait of Draco, he soon finds himself trying to find ways of painting his new subject for a longer amount of time, and the more he draws, the more intimate his work becomes...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Draco M., Dean T. - Complete
How Did We Get Here? by vinewood reviews
"I'm not going to hurt you," he murmered into the boys ear. And then, before he could hesitate, he plunged razor-sharp teeth into the boy's neck. The taste of blood was almost too much, but he knew the job was done.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 210 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Trouble on the High Seas by Mark C reviews
To have some time to themselves and from superheroing, Peter and Mary Jane go on a cruise. Unfortunately, things don’t go as planned.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
The Emperor and His Clothes by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. "One fine morning, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall completely naked." HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fabric by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
Fate wove his thread for a long time alone." The story of the Twilight Saga from afar, as told by Fate. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Black Sustenance by Famirad reviews
[ Slash ] Eddie Brock thought at first that his hatred for Spiderman, for Peter Parker, would never change. But as he and the Symbiote merge into the creature known as Venom, he finds that hatred isn't as simple as it seems...
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,396 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 8/9/2004
Vendetta by blueblackangel reviews
A series of murders terrorize and confound the people of Forks and the hired detective with a helping hand...except the Cullens and especially Edward. Rated for violence. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Edward
So I've Heard by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
Jacob has finally figured something out, and Edward is presented with a new nickname. SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Forever Seventeen by greenconverses reviews
You’re never going to die, and you’re always going to be stuck in the purgatory that is puberty and high school. You’re forever seventeen and everything changes but you. Pre-Bella Edward character piece.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
The Funeral by Angeliss reviews
Edward and Jacob meet again, thirty years after the end of Eclipse, but the circumstances are not what anyone would wish. Switzerland! No character-bashing here.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
And The World Will Know by Brooklynnx reviews
Movieverse. Coauthored by Liliaeth. One glimpse was all it took one moment of being caught on tape and Peter's life would never be the same.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
Fallen by saphirefox-irl reviews
Draco's breaking. Snape's trying to hold everything together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Worst Day of the Year by Love2Love reviews
Valentines Day is every male's most dreaded holiday but it might be the perfect time for Draco to confess his feelings to Harry. The public rejection that follows isn't part of his plan, and regreting it really isn't part of Harry's. Boys these days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life of Mike or The Depth of Shallowness by Iamwiththewolf reviews
PreTwilight. Mike’s POV. Cullen was standing under the shower. Water running down his smooth skin, sparkling. Touching his broad shoulders, his narrow hips, his muscular thighs. He turned and I could catch a glimpse of... No way is he 15!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Mike, Edward
Heroes And Lovers by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Jonny–Peter Summary: The Human Torch tells the world why Spider–Man deserves respect.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Twin Demons by Georgia Kennedy reviews
Peter Parker declares his undying love for Mary Jane Watson, who vows to help him confront his fear and guilt as SpiderMan joins forces with Daredevil to break up a ring of international terrorists bent on wreaking havoc all over the Big Apple.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Daredevil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 169,567 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
A Complicated Person by Samayel reviews
One the day of Harry and Draco's handfasting, Ron finally learns the secret that brought Harry and Draco together, and gains a new respect for both of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Worry by Saiyachick reviews
Angela Weber is concerned when she first notices the Cullen family on their first day of school. In response to Nadia's challenge
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Angela - Complete
Honey by Lokifan reviews
Harry is sick of Draco’s ohsoadorable endearments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Streetlights by Kokura reviews
The streetlights are always the same. Pairings in chronological order: light LuciusxDraco Malfoycest, SnapexDraco, HarryxDraco, and Tom RiddleVoldemortxDraco.Alternate universe and Fantasy in the sense that none of this is canonly possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Hunted by odyssey1 reviews
Jessica is on the prowl. The object of her desire? That would be Mr. Edward Cullen. Set two years preTwilight & features an amorous Jessica, an evasive and annoyed Edward & an utterly unhelpful Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2007
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Selfish Spider by otter cook reviews
Johnny Storm was a jackass and could go join Fate in the club. [JohnnyxPeter, Slash, AU, Xover with Fantastic 4]
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Midnight Snacking by Twilight Scribe reviews
An account of J. Jonah Jameson's last moments as he's visited by an old... friend. Warning: Yummy, yummy gore on levels you would expect in a Marvel Zombies fic.
Marvel Zombies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Trichotillomania by Firebreaththe15th reviews
Draco would do anything to be beautiful again...Draco suffers from trichotillomania
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Evolution by NeuroticSquirrel reviews
SpiderMan is still evolving. Slash. KravenxPeter.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006
Denial by attaasa reviews
Close to the end of seventh year Harry Potter kissed Draco Malfoy in the Great Hall and no one paid any attention
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Clone Saga Part 3 Point 5 by NeuroticSquirrel reviews
Johnny follows SpiderMan home after he leaves his clone with the FF. What does he find? Takes place immediately after Ultimate Spidey 99. Keep in mind I'm still waiting for 100. Slashy.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
The Nose on Your Face by jennifer snape reviews
This story is for EVERYONE who feels self conscious about anything. Because someone always loves you, no matter what! Summary: Why are Malfoys always so stubborn? Harry tries to reassure Draco....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When They Know the Truth by cellorocksmyworld reviews
What will Peter's life be like when his identity is revealed? Moderately AU. CHAPTER 12 UP!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,280 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
Curiosity Killed the Cat by Jen K reviews
The Black Cat has a chance to unmask Spider-man. Also a flash back to when they first met.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,120 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 8/6/2002
The Code by Aduro reviews
AU,6th yr. Draco has a secret, he's a genius. Bill Weasley is teaching Ancient Runes. 6th year brings debate class, mystery, horcruxes,etc full sum inside, not slash, complete, thanks to my beta!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,436 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Nothing Like Love by SolarCat reviews
[Johnny StormPeter Parker] Johnny likes girls, and Peter's in love with Mary Jane. Erm... smex warning? [yes, it's slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it]
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
The Final Battle by Calamir reviews
Things didn't exactly end as either Harry or the Dark Lord had expected them to. A double parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Candlewax by Wicheania reviews
One shot. Punishment, the Malfoy way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Perfection as Life by mintaminta reviews
When Draco’s own problems are spinning out of control, he needs more than ever to reach out. But what if the one person that could help him is the one he keeps pushing away? SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
To Be of Use by plumbloom reviews
Elliot begins to ease back into the workforce after the death of his daughter. Eventually Munch/Elliot. ABANDONED. I have no idea where I thought this was heading.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2005 - E. Stabler, J. Munch
It Has Always Been You by htbthomas reviews
Movieverse. Peter and MJ's first days together after SM2, and the reactions of everyone around them to their new relationship. COMPLETE.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
Scarlet Teardrops by Lanie M reviews
PostHBP Harry is on a mission, and finds something unexpected in the darkness. Draco bleeds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wood Sorrel and Dragon Pox by AmberPalette reviews
For Draco fans AND Draco haters: What creates a childhood, and, subsequently, an adult? Does it apply to a rich bigot's son too? HELL, YES. Draco's possible childhood experiences, many of them darker than his peers realize, as revealed through the memo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M.
Queer by BasketCase14 reviews
Draco's life isn't all it's thought to be. HarryDraco, onesidedLuciusDraco. Rape. Don't read if you don't like. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Little Project by draagonfly reviews
COMPLETE The sorting hat has a few ideas about Draco's future. Sort of slash AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Dean T., Draco M. - Complete
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
The Final Moments of a Drama Queen by Kimi-sama reviews
Draco takes the only way out he can see. What will they say when Harry finds him? hints of slash if your mind works that way, suicide, meanness, it's not as humorus as the title suggests.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Choice is Yours by siberia88 reviews
Harry's revenge against Peter might ends up hurting them both... (Note: This is SLASH. Do NOT read if you don't read SLASH gay. Pairing: HarryxPeter)
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004
Surprise, Surprise! by hazelle reviews
Movieverse. Turning it into a really long story! Peter finally grows a backbone and gives Jameson the talking to of his life... but is he prepared to face the consequences of his actions? Some PeterMJ. FINISHED!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,996 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Complete
Escalation by venenatus.venustas reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
House of Cards by Shadow Stylus reviews
Hell has three gates: lust, anger, and greed. [harsh HarryPeter, movieverse; complete]
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
Brilliant, but Lazy by Lady Russell Holmes reviews
(Movieverse. Sorry) Dr. Octopus' thoughts on Peter when he sees him without the mask, interpreted through his memory of a conversation with Dr. Conners.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2004
Only Stronger by Chainlinks reviews
Draco teaches Dudley a few things about emotions when they encounter each other on the Dursley's drive. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
The Jackpot by Kirayoshi reviews
My sequel to Spider-Man 2. Spider-Man seems to have found his rhythm. Can he find the happiness he's earned at last? I wouldn't count on it. Chapter 4: Peter asks MJ the Big Question. Note ratings change. COMPLETE
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Cursed by cyropi reviews
One thousand years ago, a curse was cast on Slytherin and all his descendants, a curse which was passed down over centuries to the present day, where Draco Malfoy’s life will be irrevocably destroyed…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,274 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rooftop Spyder: Flames and Fires by FireCracker7 reviews
Once a fire, always a fire...Spidey and Torch turn up the heat.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004
Frozen Moon by Jesabelle reviews
Here is the fic where I explore the unlikely yet strangely appealing pairing of Draco & Luna... read and let me convince you ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Draco M., Luna L.
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Fatal Mistake by Gigi Galaxie reviews
(Ultimate Spider-Man) The novice hero is faced with the frightening consequences of his mistakes, and Mary Jane is faced with a dilemma – whether or not to reveal Peter’s secret.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2004
Abuse by snaKo reviews
The title says all. A sweet ficlet about Draco's dark secret. I didn't put anything graphic, so I don't think this one will get wiped off.. .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Stream of Consciousness by Chibikat the Canuck reviews
(edited) A bored mind is an open mind, and an open mind is an honest mind: behold the musings of Draco Malfoy, after failed experiments in flying and yoga; obviously, not at the same time. (Slashy mentions of DMHP and rather non-explicit-non-con DMLM)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Next Ten Minutes by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Clear by venenatus.venustas reviews
WARNING SLASH - Part 1: COMPLETED. Part 2 - Unmistakeably Clear - COMPLETED! Something is wrong with Draco, but Harry doesn't notice as he tries to repair his treachery to an unforgiving Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,629 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 6/8/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by CorvetteClaire reviews
It is Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and Voldemort has returned to full power. The Death Eaters assault the castle and lay siege to it, injuring Draco and trapping the students inside. Chaos and much angst ensue. Eventual Harry/Draco slash (be warned!).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,064 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Cure for Nightmares by Flanna reviews
Draco's nightmares have left him drained. Desperate for help, he approaches Harry Potter for advice. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
School Daze by Apteryx reviews
Peter stops a mugging, but does someone, somehow guess his secret ID? *COMPLETED!* Please R&R thanks!
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Complete
Memory Charms by DistressedMoonchild reviews
It's not easy to confess your feelings, sometimes you have to try it again and again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And The World Smiles With You by Julia456 reviews
Crossover! Movieverse Spidey fights for his life against a hired gun... er, arm.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Complete
Overheard by Kiara7 reviews
COMPLETE. Harry notices Draco in a moment of weakness. It isn't long before Harry falls for him and they decide to get together but what happens when Lucius finds out. We are officially at the Dursleys! Rated for the appearance of swear words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,535 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Dare by Silvia Kundera reviews
Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Down Came the Rain by LAXgirl reviews
Spidey is shot down in a botched rescue attempt and to make matters worse, there are threats to attack the city with a deadly biological weapon. How will he save the city and dodge the hit out on his head when he's unable to fight back? COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,533 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Complete
Monochrome by poetic licence reviews
A forbidden encounter caught between the moon and all the shades of grey. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2002
The unglorified hero by Realist Ver1.01 reviews
Spider-Man deserves respect and glory, but recieves none from his fellow 'other world' citezens. How does he feel about this? Well lets put a few drinks into him and find out!
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2001
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/1/2001
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Schadenfreude reviews
"As one final 'screw you' to Edward Cullen, the funeral was held on Quileute land." AU from the end of Eclipse: Bella chooses Jacob, Edward gets hurt, and it's all downhill from there. Not Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Edward, Jacob
Alteration Found reviews
The extended time spent around the pack led to side effects that not even Alice could predict. And the deadly circumstances that led to Edward's change may be coming back to haunt them. Jacob/Edward slash, Eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Edward, Jacob
For Blue Skies reviews
Meet Edward Cullen—angry, hurting, and entirely alone. EPOV of New Moon, slightly AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Bella, Edward
Heliacal Rising reviews
Drama ensues when Victoria changes her mind about how best to get revenge on the coven that stole her mate. For a family of immortals, the past can be a dangerous thing. Meanwhile, Jacob finds his imprint in an unexpected place – and it isn't Edward Cullen. Jacob/Edward slash, some Bella/Edward. AU of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,485 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Edward, Jacob
and from the darkness, we come forth reviews
Tom Riddle sees all. Bartemius Crouch Jr. is a monster. And Regulus Black wants to repent. Gift fic for 'glowing neon' for the month of January.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Voldemort, Regulus B. - Complete
enter the circus reviews
Draco is a beautiful toy. Lucius likes to play. ::general OOC, horrorish stuff, and a bit of overall oddness::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
spinning circles of control reviews
Because really, when it comes down to it, that's all he ever wants. ::Rookwood X Bagman; implied slash and violence::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Augustus R., Ludo B. - Complete
Pretty Boy reviews
Perfect. It's what you DO. But maybe on the flipside you aren't so pretty as you think. ::drumroll, please: presenting James Potter, the psychopath. Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for disturbing themes. OOC::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - James P. - Complete
their eyes, like paintings stare reviews
Tom is not alone in this drab orphanage life. He's haunted, by dolls. And slowly but surely, feeling their stare, he knows that he's going insane. ::For Fanfiction Idol Competition, and a bit disturbing to be frank:: Featuring a young Tom Riddle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Red reviews
Tom Riddle likes blood. He likes it more than any little boy should. ::implied... disturbing themes. trust me:: EDIT: 1st place
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Tom R. Jr.
In Memory of Desire reviews
I was beautiful and free once, but then I saw the deepest desires of my soul. And my heart became black and heavy as I drowned amidst the toxic waste that is love. ::Quirinus Quirrell X Tom Riddle:: EDIT: 1st place
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star reviews
Because she isn't quite whole until she finds him. And then she's bright and blinding and flawless like the sun. And if she's mad, well, isn't that all love is? ::Bellamort begins:: EDIT: 3rd place
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Wand Tree reviews
Bill Weasley is left all alone. And he wants his revenge. TimeTravel!Bill. Dark!Bill. Slash, Bill Weasley X James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bill W., James P. - Complete
t h e r e i s a b o y reviews
He's sitting in a dying tree, and he doesn't know what to do. Sometimes he wishes there were someone else to make the decisions for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lonely Once More reviews
He supposes that it's only natural – he was born and raised alone, after all. And alone he shall stay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Draco M., Pansy P.
edward efficacious reviews
All-hearing… all-knowing… all gone. If only they had understood. ::a drabble of sorts featuring the deteriorating mental stability of one edward cullen. rated for insanity, implied adult themes::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Edward
Dechrau, Canol, Diwedd reviews
Some things are meant to happen – after all, there's such a thing as fate. ::Hermione, Helga, and a friendship to span the ages:: Because time is a fickle thing and a journey to the past is fraught with peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Helga H. - Complete
Immortality & the Beginning of the End reviews
Once upon a time Hogwarts was a magical place, lovely and living and innocent as the sun. That era is no more. ::Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way on her first day of school::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011
bold gryffindor, from wild moor reviews
"Come be Sorted, one and all." The first day of September, 1937, dawns cold and bright. Streets teem with muggles and wizards alike. Minerva McGonagall boards a train. ::our beloved professor's first day of school::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
garden flowers, bed of thorns reviews
She didn't mean to fall, but was unable to stop herself – not when her sister came to her with darkness marring her pale skin. Such was life when one was of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. ::Bella/Cissa, a romance::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
this ferris wheel called life reviews
Once upon a time there was a boy named Cornelius. He fell so far. ::one-shot revealing the life of one Cornelius Fudge and five kisses that he stole, written for the Five Kisses Competition:: EDIT: 3rd place
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/6/2011 - C. Fudge - Complete
in this world made of rainbows & clouds reviews
You see black and white and grey, and that makes all the difference ::one-shot about young Tom Riddle, written for the 'Miserable Melody' Competition:: EDIT: 2nd place
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
hey, did you know? reviews
you're gonna break ::a freeverse on what it is to be d.e.a.d::
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Edward - Complete
and the lord said, let there be light reviews
The hut had been alive for far too long, and so it sat and waited for the darkness to come again. It always did in the end. ::A story featuring Hagrid's Hut and its rise to world domination::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Voldemort, Viktor K. - Complete
birds of a feather flock together reviews
Astoria Greengrass is an uncommon girl with an uncommon name and a most uncommon life. She certainly can't afford to be afraid of something so... common. Perhaps it will take another to bring her out of her shell - and into a paradise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Astoria G., Ginny W. - Complete
Sticks & Stones reviews
Some things hurt more than others. An account of the life of one Severus Snape and his journey into fairyland.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
and no one else reviews
Sometimes Edward falls. ::drabble::
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Edward - Complete
don't let the bed bugs bite reviews
Tom wasn't always so afraid of death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Erubescent reviews
Being an account of a boy who was sinking and the world that let him drown. ::one-shot, some adult themes::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
london bridge is falling down reviews
Albus accepted Tom's obvious mistreatment and a thousand miles away a prophecy was born. Looking back, he regrets not knowing how far Tom Riddle would go in his quest for acceptance. But not even he is master of time, and there are no second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Circumstantially Impossible reviews
Think of a memory. A happy memory. ::Tom is not like the other children:: One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fever, 1918 reviews
Transformation ::trans-fer-mey-shuh n –noun:: The state of being transformed; change in form, appearance, nature, or character; any change or alteration, esp. a radical one. One life ends... forever begins.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Edward, Carlisle
With Absolute Inevitability reviews
On the outside he's perfect. But on the inside? He's a mess, with the jealousy and the anger and above it all, overshadowing it, is the constant babble of the millions upon millions of voices that never shut up. Edward Cullen is going insane.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Edward - Complete