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Joined 10-25-10, id: 2589276, Profile Updated: 10-07-12
Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, and Day After Tomorrow.

Welcome to my profile, I hope you enjoy my stories!

Reviewers and critics, please write.

Some random things about me:

I am 16 years, 6 months and 26 days old. (when I updated this)

I am an absolute book worm

I love sci-fi, especially Dr Who

No matter what my brother says I do NOT talk to trees

I find science fascinating

I go around outside for hours just bouncing a tennis ball

I have good long term memory but rubbish short

I am left handed

I am a twin

Favorite quotes:

Life is like a hot bath, it feels good while you're in it but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get. -Garfeild-

You may argue until you have proved that black is white, but you will never convince me. -H.G.Wells, The Time Machine-

The answer to life, the universe and everything is... forty two. -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy-

Life is like a cigarette, the longer you smoke the shorter it gets. -My brother-

Don't step on any butterflies, what have butterflies ever done to you? -The Doctor, The Shakespeare code-

Self decapitation is an extremely difficult, if not dangerous thing to attempt. -Koko, The Mikado-

Things I've learned after it was too late: Never argue with the cat next door, he's always right. -Snoopy, Literature Ace- (after getting scratched)

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. -Doug Lansky, Signspotting-

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Doctor Who Abridged by Anonymius reviews
Doctor Who abridged and parodied.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,696 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 5/22/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Profiling International by DoctorKilljoy reviews
Post Reichenbach Fall. Dr. Spencer Reid is called to London to profile a crime in which the suspect has committed suicide. Little does Reid know that this means he must profile Sherlock Holmes, and that he could be in for more trouble than he had originally anticipated.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,381 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - S. Reid, DI Lestrade - Complete
Swimming Pool by ncfan reviews
Come to the Light Side: we have swimming pools.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Manic by aBlue Gillespian reviews
The mind is something delicate and sometimes is impossible to find the line between ambitions and madness. What happens when a one great mind fall into insanity?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - The Master
Breathe by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
Rose has some news, and it's about to make their lives so much harder...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Vortex by Luver.of.Pie reviews
"I am the TARDIS, ship of the Doctor."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - TARDIS, 10th Doctor
Can't Master All by SheWroteTheWords reviews
ficlet. The Master and the Doctor meet K9. I'm not sure which Master because I started thinking Simm but then thought Ainley...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - The Master, K-9 - Complete
The TARDIS's Many Rooms by Doctor who romance reviews
Just descriptions of the rooms on board the TARDIS, as interesting and outlandish as I can make them, not to mention beautiful. Starts with Rose's room, but may do all from her to Amy, and also the Doctor. Any room, not just a companions, remember!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010
Spoilers by clevershadowminx reviews
A shortish one shot of the Doctor conflicted when River's diary is withing his reaches and no one stoping him. What will he do? Will he spare a peek? Done for the prompt of the day in the TARDIS forum. Hope you all enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Yes or No by Derek Metaltron reviews
The Fourth Doctor might regret trying to outsmart K9 when it comes to victory in a popular Earth Children's game perfect during long journeys in the TARDIS. Fourth Doctor, K9 II, Romana 2.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/24/2009 - 4th Doctor, K-9 - Complete
The Human Problem by Mad-Eye-Maddi reviews
The Master, hater of all things human, ends up suffering from an embarrisnly human ailment. Just a one shot about our two favourite Timelord, 10-Simm Master fluff for all of you who have a soft spot for the both of them NOT SLASH just friendship plz R R
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2008 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Dear Mr Dalek by reddwarfaddict reviews
{Poem} The Doctor has the flu so his faithful companion does the only thing they can do...write a rhyming letter to a Dalek asking them not to invade. [Minor Whump: Ten]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Written Off by Exploded Pen and TLI reviews
News of Lieutenant Malcolm Reed’s tragic death hits everyone hard... naturally Malcolm’s rather annoyed to find he’s the last one to know...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2006 - M. Reed - Complete
The Prisoner by Djinn1 reviews
Another rather unexpected aftermath of Terra Nova
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2001
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Lonely Assassins reviews
A poem about the weeping angels.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Got the Teeshirt reviews
The Doctor finds an interesting item in a charity shop. Spoilers for the series 3 episode Blink.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - 10th Doctor
It's Coming reviews
Another hit from mother nature
Day After Tomorrow - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
TARDIS reviews
A short poem based on the word TARDIS
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - TARDIS, 10th Doctor - Complete
Instruction Manuals reviews
The Doctor attempts to fix the chameleon curcit in the TARDIS
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
A Game of Chess reviews
One shot. The doctor and Rose play chess. Very random.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete