Raziel Daemon
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I'm not sharing my name... because I'm doing this anonymously... because my friends would give me no end of shit if they found out...

I'm American.

I'm old enough to vote, fight, die and kill for my country, but not old enough to purchase booze... makes sense.

I'm in college.

I also happen to be male.

I like Harry Potter, Naruto, Avatar the Last Airbender and recently discovered that The Legend of Zelda has spawned so pretty awesome stories.

I am also surprised at how little Gantz fiction there is on this site, it really is a universe that you could do anything with, because no one really knows all the rules and you never see the full contents of the equipment room. also the Osaka team has more than just upgraded Weapons, so you could upgrade anything so long as it was Equipment, not to mention that the same team had one member that had a FLYING vehicle. I think the problem stems from few people reading Gantz, it is dark and revels in the baser side of humanity. I have not read any yet, I just thought there would be more.

The story that actually got me started on fan fiction was The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper. I sadly started reading it just after the last update and have been waiting for it to resume ever since.

I oddly have not read everything on my favorite list, there are one or two stories that i saw and added and just never got around reading.

Also not everything on my favorites list is particularly good, it may just have one idea that i liked or amused me before i got a little but more picky about what i read.


THE Recommendations

I am of the opinion that jbern, S'TarKan and joe6991 are gods of the written word that grace the earth with their presence. And if you have not read their work you should because you are missing out on the cream of the crop.

If you like Harry Potter and have not read Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time and Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 or Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong then you need to both are a breath of fresh air that is filled to the brim with original ideas and because they are among some of the best pieces of fiction i have ever read, fan-made or otherwise.


The Rules of the polite fanfictioneer-

If you borrow something from an author profile it is polite to acknowledge and endorse them; if they invite you to copy something from their profile it's still encouraged. the sharing of ideas (and funny shit) would then create traffic to their fics which they will appreciate

If you wish to borrow from someone elses story ask a week in advance and and if you receive no reply, consider yourself in the clear, STILL acknowledge and endorse the Author. If you can't Remember their name... still acknowledge that it was not originally your thought, it's respectful.

If you start a story have the decency to finish it, or be cursed by the Gods of Creativity, or Muses if you like Greek mythology, to not have another original thought until it is complete.

Use a Beta, if you can't get a Beta then proof-read; If it's worth doing it's worth doing right.


Pet peeves-

General

Perfect dead people, examples being the protagonists' dead parents... they are always frickin' people who've done no wrong. Believable characters are as important to the story as the plot.

Addendum I- controversially they are alive and evil shits that make the characters entire life hell... once again: believable characters are as important to the story as the plot.

Excessive character bashing in a serious Fic. if it's a comedy go ahead, but i don't want to go through several pages of text about how stupid a character is to find the plot.

Ridiculous OCC-ness with no explanation. if you explain it correctly i don't care if you make Ron a loyal, well mannered, confidant lady-killer or Sasuke a well-adjusted, friendly, non-emo... thing. it would just be hard to believe unless you EXPLAIN.

The sudden acquisition of godly power without consequences. You can be a God, there just need to be unwanted side-effects; like all of your friends being terrified of you, or because you cast aside your humanity to defeat your enemy your allies try to kill you and you now have new enemies that know your weaknesses.

Addendum I- crack fics, or fics where fighting isn't the main focus can safely ignore this. good for them.

Changed but still the same, If a major point in a persons past changes, they change leading example being Sasuke in a fic where some Uchiha survive. He will still be unbalanced, but not as much and there would be differences in how he interacts with people. perhaps he goes "Hn" a little more often or with a little more variance in pitch.

Harry Potter

Ron. that is all I should have to say. Well, to be fair, Cannon Ron, he can be written as something that doesn't make me want to kill him just to put him out of my misery

Ron/Hermione a simple extension of my not appreciating Ron. Even if Ron were rewritten, with out making him very OCC, they would never work.

Accidental soul bonds... simply because they don't make any fucking sense most of the time and that spoiled the whole idea for me. I mean really, that kind of magic would not be easy to just make happen. use an alternative, such as the accidental entwining of their magic so they can feel each others presence and general mood. the accidental partial fusing of souls is an idea so ridiculous as to be stupid. to support this, the only direct example of tinkering with a soul is horcruxes which is created with the Ritualized cold-blooded murder of an individual and another Ritual to place a shard of your soul in an object. Dumbledore also alludes to Voldemort preforming power enhancing rituals that twisted his body and mind. If you didn't notice i am of the belief that any messing about with a soul requires a powerful Ritual, which is the exact opposite of a accident.

Dumbledore. One name says so much. This asshole gets his own sub-section.

1) Forgiveness for all! just NO, this doesn't need explanation.

2) He had enough power at his disposal to send all the death eaters who claimed Imperious to prison and didn't.

3) He could have gotten a trial for Sirius and didn't, there is also no way for him to have not known that Sirius didn't get a trial because he would have overseen it in his capacity as head of the Wizengamot. or if he wasn't the head of the Wizengamot at the time, as implied by his only being seat amongest many at the trial of Karakov, he was still a member.

4) He withheld information saying "you need to enjoy your childhood" after Harry learned that a person who was for all intents and purposes immortal wanted him dead and he had just killed a man (excuses aside, he had just ended someones life), then sent him back to relatives who abused him since early childhood.

5) He stood by and watched Harry be abused. Because you don't leave the savior of the wizarding world for ten years without monitoring his well-being. there is no way in hell he could have not known about Harry's home life. a few medical charms by Pomfrey during one of his numerous stays in the hospital wing and his abusive past would have been revealed.

Snape, he says "I loved your mother" and is forgiven for every thing. one of the main points of this story is that love is the most powerful thing period. So Snape's hate of James should have been overruled by his love of Lilly and he shouldn't have treated Harry like dirt. before you start arguing this was merely for his cover as a spy, any good spy doesn't stand out from the general populous, so he should have pretended to like Harry. so in order to look like he was serving Voldemort he would need to look like he worshiped Harry for getting rid of him. You can't be a good spy if everyone is suspicious of you.

Naruto

actually most of my pet peeves for Naruto are covered in the general section.

Haku- is a girl. End of fucking discussion. There will be no debate.

The Bijuu- I always have something to nitpick over... I know, it's not a particularly good personality trait.

The One-Tailed Shukaku (一尾の守鶴, Ichibi no Shukaku) sealed in Gaara of Sunagakure -I have no complants

Two-Tailed Monster Cat (ニ尾の化け猫, Nibi no Bakeneko) sealed in Yugito Nii of Kumogakure -Ditto

Three-Tailed Giant Turtle (三尾の巨大亀, Sanbi no Kyodaigame) sealed in Yagura of Kirigakure -Also Fine, but isn't really a turtle, or isn't only a turtle, it's more like an amalgam of various forms of sea life that is turtle-ish. I'm not complaining it actually makes it even more awesome.

Four-Tailed Monkey (四尾の猿, Yonbi no Saru) sealed within Rōshi of Iwagakure -Still has some semblance of rationality, but this next thing...

Five-Tailed Dolphin Horse (五尾のイルカ馬, Gobi no Irukauma) sealed within Han from Iwagakure -The FUQ? a what? Dolphin-horse? no... just no*ZAP* i proclaim you a five tailed wolf, that still fits with the earth theme for Iwa. A fucking dolphin horse... Sweet Zombie Jesus.

Six-Tailed Slug (六尾の蛞蝓, Rokubi no Namekuji) sealed within Utakata of Kirigakure -... RAGE!!!! A fucking slug? This is ALMOST as bad as the fucking Dolphin horse... IT'S A SLUG!!! the slug summing contract is lame enough, they can be killed by miniscule amounts of salt! *POOF* you're a six-tailed Salamander to fit with Kiri. and also Salamaders are much better than slugs t... A slug... fuckin' hell... I bet they could just have put down a line of salt to keep it from going anywhere... very threatening.

The Seven-Tailed Horned Beetle (七尾のカブトムシ, Nanabi no Kabutomushi) sealed within Fū from Takigakure -it's a beetle... and should have seven horns and no tails. I understand the need for consistency but still... Beetle don't really have tails... other than that it's functional... unlike that fucking ridiculous Dolphin-Horse.

The Eight-Tailed Giant Ox (八尾の巨牛, Hachibi no Kyogyū) sealed within Killer Bee of Kumogakure -Back to something i Can't complain about, but i must ask why he has tentacles and not tails... wait it's a ox-octopus :D... AN OX-tapus... ha I'm so clever, you see because ox and oc sound simil... ok i'll shut up now. STILL better than Dolphin-Horse.

The Nine-Tailed Demon Fox (九尾の妖狐, Kyūbi no Yōko) sealed within Naruto Uzumaki of... you know where he's from. -Made of Awesome.

The Ten-Tailed Beast (十尾, Jūbi) -interesting but I'd like some detail...

The sealing of the Bijuu- It is Cannon that the five- and seven-tails were sealed first. Each tail represents A giant amount of Chakra, nine human beings do not have five tails worth of chakra between them, regardless of Kisame (who in Cannon is stated as having the highest chakra level of anyone in Akatsuki). They have perhaps a little over one Tail worth. They would have to have at least an equal amount of chakra to seal a beast (or invoke a deity), so they have to seal the Ichibi First, then the Nibi, then they can pick between the sanbi and yobi. once sealed a bijus chakra counts toward the total reserves of the group, with enough Biju captured they could seal something with only one person to "direct" the flow of chakra. but they can't seal the Gobi and Nanabi untill later.


Ideas

If you want to use these ASK.

I have an Idea for a string of Harry Potter stories called Tales of the Traveler, it being a string of stories that touch on each of the major recurring plots, all connected to a larger ongoing plot that will all come together in the final story. mostly Harry centric but the series will have an OC for a support character every once in a while. And the final story in the series will be OC Centric but will observe Harry. All of these stories will shift veiwpoints.

Each story will feature a number in the title, the stories happen in ascending order 1-27 but not all numbers will be used.

I also have a few ideas for Naruto-

Swords and Scars

A dreaded OC fic where Naruto was only used to contain the Kyuubi for a little less than a day before it was transferred to the OC. Naruto is raised as an Uzumaki by his mother, her marriage to Minato never being made public. The OC is treated normally, for a while, because no one knows what he contains except a few select members on the council. The OC disappears shortly following his seventh birthday, and is found again two and a half years later under less than ideal circumstances, namely having resisted ROOT torture and brainwashing by going into the mindscape and interacting with the Kyuubi. He come out of the coma and the Kyuubi give him a big burst of energy to free himself and slaughter his captors and his identity is released to ease panic. The fic starts with the beginning of Narutos last year at the academy events beforehand are covered in flashbacks.. OC centric.

Named for the scars and swords the OC collects as well as his Name.

The Red Tide

Naruto dies directly after the sealing, and come back to life for no determinable reason minutes later. He grows up much as in Cannon with the exception that the Kyuubi is working to make him stronger from the background... Naruto is "tricked" into stealing the Scroll but at Mizukis revelation simply kills him right in front of Iruka and then returns the Scroll having learned a little more just Kage Bushin... is placed on Team 7 as normal and they go off on their ridiculous adventures. His hold on the Kyuubis power leads to his style being based off of the red yoki. Naruto centric.

Half of This and Half of That (i couldn't come up with anything better... sue me)

Rooted in my dislike of perfect dead people

Minato Seals the half the Kyuubis power into each of his children Umi, his and Kushinas doughter and Naruto. The "Polarized Sealing Method" Placed the "positive" half into the girl and the "negative" half into Naruto. he survives being granted a seven year life extension by the death god. Souls can not be split, so the Kyuubi chooses to reside in Naruto to keep him from being corrupted by the negative emotions. in the uncertainty about the two children Minato chooses to make his little girls life easier and releases the information on where the soul resides, and favors his daughter slightly, Kushina is scrupulously fair with both children. because of the information is released Naruto is watched much more closely and his rapid growth above his sister is viewed with a tint of fear. neither child is abused. His rapid growth is from his desire to please and gain recognition from Minato but, backfires because his rapid growth actually makes his training less of a priority because without the Kyuubi's soul to guide the Chakra, Umi can't really control it, this leads to tension between Naruto and Minato which eventually turns to hatred on Naruto's part. Naruto and Umi actually get along very well because he is the only person that helps her make progress with control. Naruto Centric.


When someone annoys you remember it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, it also takes around as many to reach over and punch them in the face and is a lot more satisfying.


"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care about how devout you have been, but will welcome you based upon the virtues that you lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live in the memories of your loved ones." -Marcus Aurelius


Below is something shamelessly pilfered from Kenchi618 another good author especially the stories The Sealed Kunai and Better Left Unsaid.

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."


From LD 1449 I'd recommend Lost soul

"Is God willing to prevent evil but not able?

Then he is not Omnipotent

Is he able but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.

Is he able and willing?

Then from whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him god?"


The definition of Philosophy, is to have questions without answers.

The definition of religion, is to have answers without question.


It may be necessary temporarily to accept a lesser evil, but one must never label a necessary evil as good.


I'm not sure where i saw this first but it was in a fic on this site

The road to Hell was ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning and paved with good intentions.

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DH spoilers. Hermione's wandering train of thought as she washes the dishes. 'Ron will kill me if he sees me cleaning without a wand. You're a witch, act like it! he'd say. He doesn't understand that I need the distraction...' HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,044 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,035 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Why Tsukune Should Never Eat the Cookies by lord of the land of fire reviews
A series of comedic scenes and one shots set in Rosario Vampire. Please enjoy and do not take seriously
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/26/2009
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,859 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Dead Letter Office by moodiful819 reviews
A place to dump drabbles and oneshots that didn't really fit anywhere but here. Various character focuses and pairings. Ch.7: Peace, shinobi, and the inevitability of war.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 6/27/2008
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. Mentor ok VII Ch.6 Amelon's investigation comes to him, Snape bites off more than he can chew, Enid suspects, Remus and Sirius commiserate, and Voldemort reminds Harry he's a terrible, terrible man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,220,148 - Reviews: 9831 - Favs: 5,155 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 765,551 - Reviews: 5233 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 5,541 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Reverse the Flow by lord of the land of fire reviews
A re-imagining of the Rosario Vampire story with the genders reversed. Things play out a little differently as a group of monsters fight for the attention of the girl they all want.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 2/16/2012
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/7/2012
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 309,298 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 4,322 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 145,475 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 339,080 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Key to a Successful Interview by The Sage of Toads reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 271,202 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 154,242 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 288,635 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Song of the Trees by Tinn Tam reviews
DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 215,400 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 3,829 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,905 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,412 - Follows: 12,323 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga by Queenie Z reviews
Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 6,267 - Follows: 7,116 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,873 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Demon? by X abbodon X reviews
Kyuubi, finally free of Madara's genjutsu, gets close to Naruto and together they change his life for the better. Naruto/Harem, rated for lemons and probable violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 123,146 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,793 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,958 - Follows: 6,109 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
Paging Dr Bell by zArkham reviews
The 15 year anniversary of Voldemort's defeat is near so Luna is writing the behind the scenes look at what the 'power He knew not' was all about. She turns to Dr. Bell, famous psychologist, for her unique view of the B-W-L. Year 1 onwards w/future perspective. Harry/Multi due to House needs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,564 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Katie B.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Stepping Into The Sky by Raul Fictitious reviews
(Chapters 1 to 9 rewritten.) Dobby does not succeed in rescuing Harry and the order is crushed by Voldemort. Harry is sealed and 500 years into the future he is found by the crew of the ship, Serenity. ON HOLD.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,414 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., R. Tam
The Void by LD 1449 reviews
Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,143 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 4,455 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,639 - Follows: 12,152 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 3,952 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Firebird's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3374 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9463 - Favs: 8,322 - Follows: 6,279 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 211,446 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,199 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 5,171 - Follows: 6,266 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 168,556 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by Diresquirrel reviews
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
Nothing by LordDerrick reviews
Closed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
She Belongs To Me by bunji the wolf reviews
With One Month to train before the Chunin exams finals. Naruto has a new trainer and it's not Jiraiya,and also he meets a special new friend. NarutoXTayuya, Fics has Blood, lemons, Futanari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,218 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Chakra Collector by gazz uzumaki reviews
Minato used a different seal to split the Kyūbi's Chakra in half. Sealing half into Kushina and half into Naruto's twin sister. Naruto grew up being ignored by his family while his sister was seen as a hero. Insanely smart Naruto. Naru/Hina/Mei pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,844 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Shadows of the Mind by Vaanarash reviews
Sarutobi had always had the best of intentions when he made his decisions concerning Naruto. But you know what they say about the road to Hell and intentions. Now, with unseen enemies and shadowy secrets all around him, Naruto must choose his path and live his life his way. No matter the cost. Gray Naruto, Sort of Naru/FemHaku, Naru/? no harem, no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 260,863 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 4,483 - Follows: 3,901 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Unexpected by Comet360 reviews
Expectations are funny things as the Wizarding world learns when introduced to a Harry that has inherited James' confidence and Lily's charm and a complete disregard to anything that doesn't affect him. Who cares about rocks and stuttering professors when they've got dragons and godfathers who didn't wait thirteen years to break out of prison to play with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,937 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P.
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
When Naruto was killed, he was expecting a lot of things. What he wasn't expecting, was to find out that his entire life is a video game. Trapped in an endless cycle of death and rebirth, Naruto can only wonder: Why is this happening? Who caused this? And how do I get out of the Game Of The Year? Naru X Harem. Based off of Chibi-Reaper's Naruto The Videogame, with his permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 208,449 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 296,449 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lily's Plan by sheltie reviews
What if Lily has survived the attack at Godric's Hallow and raised Harry on her own? Changed rating to T. Reposted chaps 1-41 with small minor changes. Officially On Hold for the time being. See profile for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 133,930 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Black by saintjimmy84 reviews
Sometimes to heal a broken soul all you need is a bit of Space. Four years after the war, Harry Potter seeks an ending by throwing himself through the veil. Instead, he finds a beginning.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,498 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Harry P., R. Tam
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 4,175 - Follows: 5,406 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 4,413 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4025 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 5,289 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The Consequences of a Lie by TheDogSage reviews
After stealing the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds another scroll in it that reveals truths and lies that the Sandaime hoped to keep buried. How will he handle the discovery, and what changes will be brought about because of it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,501 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,793 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 4,330 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
There Was a Girl by Pelahnar reviews
What if Harry and Hermione had been friends before they went to Hogwarts? No longer a one-shot, due to unexplained popularity. Harry/Hermione. ABANDONED - NOW UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shadows Ascending by AlphaEph19 reviews
*Sequel to Out of the Shadows* - Orochimaru was defeated once, but what is he scheming now? To find out, Tsunade sends Shikamaru and Ino on a top-secret infiltration mission, posing as boyfriend and girlfriend. Meanwhile, Shikamaru's actually courting Temari, Ino thinks she might be in love with Choji, and Sasuke starts pursuing Ino! The result? Utter chaos, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,475 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
An Unfound Door by joe6991 reviews
War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,681 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Darkest Vindications by Xarkun reviews
How Harry's life would have changed had he never heard that Dark Wizards come from Slytherin. Would he still be the hero we know and love, or would he become even worse than Voldemort? How would he navigate obstacles? Who would help him along the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 191,299 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Voldemort's Bad Day by Diresquirrel reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,453 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 3,805 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,809 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 4,817 - Follows: 5,193 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Collection by moodiful819 reviews
A collection of humorous drabbles and oneshots featuring our favorite ninja and his pinkhaired medic. [rating varies from K to M.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,645 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 3,682 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 191 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. One-shot sequel now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 201,629 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu - Complete
The Scorpion's Sting by Wandering the Arid Sea reviews
AU. Orochimaru's 'resignation' from the Akatsuki and the resulting fallout is more intense than in canon, resulting in chance meeting between Sasori and a young Naruto in a changing world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,028 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Son of a Marauder by zArkham reviews
Dumbledore is dead and the Golden Trio are being chased through London by Death Eaters. Yet while catching they catch their breath at Grimmauld Place, Harry stops to really think about his life and all the odd questions he previously brushed off. Has he ever been in control of his life? Harry decides to start thinking for himself and become a true son of a Marauder. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,209 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,349 - Reviews: 2699 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Fire of the Fox by BullardCR reviews
When an ANBU quits running from his past, he makes a choice which will impact the Rookie Nine forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12048 - Favs: 14,378 - Follows: 13,032 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Artificer by Wovenstorm reviews
AU; a Harry that started to take life more seriously after the Chamber of Secrets finds himself facing the Triwizard Tournament, alone and friendless. A Harry-doesn't-give-a-damn 4th year story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Harry P.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 496,364 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5181 - Favs: 5,043 - Follows: 5,813 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 128,409 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 5,409 - Follows: 5,555 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,926 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Alternate Timeline by Etc Flip reviews
An alternate Naruto and Kurama are dropped into the "canon" timeline. Aside from ranting on the stupidity of certain things, they begin to cause havoc. Improbable harem. Not a really serious story. R/R. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,019 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Rage of The Maelstrom by Zekuran reviews
Some people are born to change the world. In Naruto's case, he was born to remake it in his image. May Kami have mercy on those who stand against him, because he can't afford to.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,244 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 5,096 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 4,913 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
Cat and Mouse by Secretly Immortal reviews
This game of theirs was never-ending, but surprisingly fun. Well, except when she got caught and... basically assaulted... Did this make her a masochist? Better yet, did this make her... gay? Fem NaruXFem Kyuu. PERMANENT HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,345 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 8,882 - Follows: 8,499 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
In Retrospect by kateofallpeople reviews
Hermione believes it's 1996, which is wrong. Her hospital file is labeled Hermione Potter. On awakening from a coma post-accident, Hermione is filled in on 9 years of friends, the war, and how she fell for Harry, and must choose how to live this new life. Hermione finds herself, for once, completely baffled by something - Retroactive Amnesia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Melody of the Wanderers by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
When one song ends, another begins. At the Valley of the End, Naruto makes the decision to leave Konohagakure, a decision that will change his life forever. At the same time, he meets the most unlikely companion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,709 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,439 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 4,140 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 4,644 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10454 - Favs: 4,431 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Heart of Fire by InfiniteDragon reviews
Sequel to Fly like a Rock, read that first. Six years post-war, Taang centric. Again, lemons are likely but not central to the plot for the most part. There is character death in-story, more deaths mentioned. Graphic violence. Last arc coming up soon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,017 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Fly like a Rock by InfiniteDragon reviews
Six years post-war. Toph/Aang Centric. There will be at least one lemon. Character death, both in-story and referred to. It's not gruesome, but not a kiddy story either. Flame me all you want, but I'd rather have constructive feedback. :
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,243 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Falling Rain by InfiniteDragon reviews
Falling Rain, part 3 of my Taang-focused fanfic. Set roughly seven years post-war, rated M for graphic violence, likely lemons, and adult content mental instability, torture, etc in later chapters. Final arc of the story, begun with Fly like a Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,963 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Devour by Etc Flip reviews
A starving child can only handle so much before the need for sustenance becomes unbearable. Naruto and the Kyuubi figure out a way to fulfill their hunger without the pesky need of consuming physical food. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Only a Moron by swabloo reviews
and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Diary of a Madman: Memoirs of a Nukenin by Bloodreaver Alpha reviews
Uchiha Itachi.Missing Nin, Akatsuki member, mass murderer.He has power, and a lot of it.But after an encounter with the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, he begins to wonder what the point of it all is.What good is power if you've no good reason to use it? NaruxYugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,584 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Itachi U.
Rules to live by in the Narutoverse by EDelta88 reviews
All those fun little musings, tips, bits of wisdom, and natural laws of the Narutoverse as discovered and recorded by random characters. Rated T for language and mature references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008
Blind Faith by Taylor1991 reviews
adopted from xyvortex. Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out that he can have anything but.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 238,367 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Parallel: Naruto by Shadow Rebirth reviews
A collection of story ideas. [Idea 1: When summoned to an alternate, amazingly not war-torn and half destroyed world, Namikaze Naruto immediately turned to his favorite shinobi rule: When in doubt, bullshit your way out. AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 6,829 - Follows: 6,904 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Rise of the demonraised three by Froggy-slice reviews
Three children are stuck in a world not their own. As they grow, they change and evolve to survive in that world. At the peak of their power they are returned home, different...twisted...demon-like. Witness their rise. NaruSakuSasu/Harem, super team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,959 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Out of the Shadows by AlphaEph19 reviews
Shikamaru went to great lengths to avoid reaching his potential. But what if he had to choose between avoiding trouble, and growing strong to protect his friends? From out of the shadows, a new light will appear. Starts canon, ends very AU. *COMPLETE* *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,186 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14049 - Favs: 6,963 - Follows: 6,234 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Killing Intent by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi was said to have been so powerful and malevolent that its presence could be felt from miles away, with a killing intent so strong it could freeze elite ninja in their tracks. What if Naruto received some of this as Kyuubi's host? One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Meet The Godparents by apAidan reviews
We know that Harry is Teddy's godfather. But what about the godmother? Does Harry raising a child with someone change things? And just what does this do to the Holy Grail known as OBHWF? And who knew the Bloody Baron's name? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,648 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,204 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naze? by Oramo reviews
Two years after being trained as children to fight against Kumo and Iwa, Team 7 is forced to leave Naruto for dead. Ame rescues him and takes him in as one of their own. What will Naruto do? Slight Dark Akatsuki!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,789 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Claymore and Naruto: Children of Destiny by Geor-sama reviews
The war has come to a resounding end, with Uzumaki Naruto emerging as the victor against the forces of Akatsuki. However, instead of waking up to victory and peace, he awakens in a world where everything is different and all he loves is gone.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,353 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Naruto U., Galatea
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Perspective by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Feeling by Mister Barney reviews
AU What if Harry wasn't the BWL and was just a loner at Hogwarts until a certain bossy know-it-all took interest in him? Takes place 5th year, voldemort's dead H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,177 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Azure Cat, Crimson Fox by Darth Malleus reviews
What if Naruto was kidnapped by Kumogakure the night of the Hyuga Incident? Taken in by a fellow Jinchuriki in preparation for his training to become the ultimate weapon, but when the time comes will she bow down to fate or rise up to protect him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,285 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Uzumaki's Peace by The Pro reviews
The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Ē, Naruto U. - Complete
Vulpine side stories by Saphroneth reviews
Little things taking place in the surroundings of Vulpine. Some of them could have happened in the canon, some of them couldn't, some are a mix. Again, expect seriousness to be low.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Debts to Destiny by Mountain907 reviews
Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 3,735 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Absolute Loyalty by Rex Tims reviews
Harry, shunned as a Parselmouth, stumbles across a broken Luna locked in a cupboard. Through helping her, he begins something much more than a friendship that develops over the years. Something so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Yet Again by Silverfawkes reviews
Sequel to Yet Another Universe. Harry is Pulled to another Universe where almost everything is changed. Can he adapt quickly enough to survive? Will he finally find a place to call home? Warnings posted in Author notes chapter 1
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Now This Changes Things by NarutosBrat reviews
A single decision that changes the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 92,638 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U.
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Dark Resurrection by Smiling-Fox reviews
The second story in my long LoZ series. Uploading before the entire story is finished, so changes may come later. You know the legend - see it as one single timeline.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Link
Still Another Universe by transportation reviews
Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,846 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto: Hitoshirezu Years by Peace Writer v.2.5 reviews
The forgotten adventures of Hanabi Hyuga as she travels down the hard path of the ninja. With her teammates Kaji and Wasumaru at her side, she will have to overcome many challenges and obstacles to prove herself. Set during the timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,201 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hanabi H.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 6,018 - Follows: 1,146 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
You Can't Take The Sky From Me by LordAnarchy666 reviews
Winner of the October DLP Azkaban!Harry story contest. Harry Potter, imprisoned by a fluke stroke of luck, wakes up to a new world filled with spaceships, an all-powerful Military Government, and the ragtag crew of Serenity. Where does Magic fit in?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 882 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., R. Tam
Not a Senju by evil genus reviews
because sometimes the Naruto verse takes 'destiny' a little too serious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Side Quests by Smiling-Fox reviews
A companion piece to my larger LoZ series. Not entirely necessary to read the series to understand this, but it might help.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Ganondorf
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Outtake: Tea with the Headmaster by the Imaginizer reviews
Professor Dumbledore takes Professor Flitwick's advice, and invites Harry to his office for tea. Both are…a little less than sane – but who will crack first? Sequel to 'Hogwarts Staff Meeting.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 4,234 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Titans, NO! by The Sage of Toads reviews
A slice of life series circling around a group of friends all living under one roof. These friends also happen to be superheros, who have adventures. Hijinks will ensue. Rated M for foul, foul language and ribaldry, and some violence. Read and reply!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/16/2011
The Long Game by Tazmainian Devil reviews
The group stands divided over upheaval in the Fire Nation as something dark and ancient rises from the Spirit World - Sequel to The Slow Path; Taang, Zutara, Sukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,081 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Toph, Aang
Outtake: Christmas Shopping by the Imaginizer reviews
Terry takes Harry's Christmas wish a little too seriously, and plucking up all the Ravenclaw courage he has, resolves to ask for our favourite snarky Potions Professor's help. Oh Terry, what happened to all that Ravenclaw intelligence?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Outtake: Hogwarts Staff Meeting by the Imaginizer reviews
The Hogwarts staff gather in the Headmaster's office after the first couple of weeks of classes to discuss their students. McGonagall isn't feeling very Gryffindorish, Flitwick feels mischievious, Quirrell is disturbed, and Snape is sulking. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Journey To Still Water by inkvoices reviews
Sometimes, for some people, things are smoothed out. Or how someone else came to be onboard Serenity and make a home there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
Naruto Emiya by Saphroneth reviews
Kakashi forgot to read the latest in the files on his team. Had he done so, he might have noticed that Naruto had lived through an extra decade of experience in the last week, gaining the abilities of someone from another world. Pretty much pure crack.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 373 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Stranger In a Too Familiar Land by Fyreheart reviews
TEMP HIATUS. Harry Potter successfully fulfilled his destiny by killing Voldemort. As he lay dying, he was abruptly summoned to another world. What happens when a tired and broken Harry discovers that he's expected to save their world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,467 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 4,789 - Follows: 5,643 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Breaking Ties by sarhea reviews
What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,825 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,114 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blind by Wandering the Arid Sea reviews
Itachi looks back on his life as he leaves the Uchiha compound, for the last time. Based on Aishuu's Reluctant Kage series. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Fourth Champion by James Spookie reviews
Harry, believed to have died that fateful night along with his parents, is called out of oblivion to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Meanwhile, Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore have to solve the riddle of who could have possibly known Harry was alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,503 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Writer Blocked by apAidan reviews
Somewhere, out there, there's a fanfiction writer who argues with the characters from time to time. And, as they say in the into to "Law & Order" - these are their stories. See the notes for the various chapters for more details.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2011 - OC
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 122 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 192 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Terrors of HermyHog by themalfoypuppet reviews
I've planned my marriage with Harry since I was eight. We're meant to be. We're sooo in love. So Hermione should keep her hands of my soon-to-be-husband. Can't she see he doesn't like her!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Storybook by moodiful819 reviews
When Sakura was given her first godmother assignment, she had been expecting a lonely young orphan with evil step-relatives who was friends with mice. What she got instead was a perverted, unmarried, over-the-hill prince. Kakasaku. -Cover by dimisfit-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,742 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
APOCALYPSO by Grinning Lizard reviews
Harry finds himself in a hellish future. Semi-crack, TGYH challenge response. 1st Person POV and very, very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Life Debts by arekay reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Legend of Zelda: Impetus of Beginning by Smiling-Fox reviews
The story of a young man named Link who rose from humble beginnings to become a hero - basically, a combining of all the Zelda story-lines. First in a series. Rated for language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Link - Complete
The Quidditch World Cup by TheEndless7 reviews
After the war, things didn't go as planned for Harry. He tried to be an Auror, but it wasn't for him. Instead, he turned to Quidditch. Now, at the 2002 World Cup, he looks back on what went wrong and discovers what he always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,941 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Conversations with an S Class Nin by moodiful819 reviews
He was a prisoner and she was his keeper. Only one thing could come out of this relationship. They just didn’t know what. Deisaku. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Are Cast by MissGoalie75 reviews
The month before Sirius leaves Hogwarts, he bumps into Regulus during a midnight walk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
The Married Life of Severous Snape by Larry Huss reviews
A sort of a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Gunslinger and the Mage by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
In an abandoned Way Station surrounded by endless desert, Harry Potter awakes, with no memory of his arrival. Alone, sanity fraying, salvation comes from an unexpected source: Roland Deschain, the last gunslinger. A Harry Potter / Dark Tower crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark Tower series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,026 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,313 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B.
Anything and Everything by Nugar reviews
AU It finally happened. Hinata was made heir to the clan, and Hanabi was going to be sealed. Desperate, she promises anything and everything to any man or being who can give her freedom. The Kyubi answers, and a deal is made.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hanabi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
The Fourth Great Shinobi War by top reviews
The world of the Hidden Villages seemed stable, but like so much in the ninja world that was a mere illusion. Sequel to Shadow Alliance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,919 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Geminio by Portus reviews
Some things never change, no matter a past which no longer sleeps. This is a lesson Alastor Moody must learn first-hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alastor M. - Complete
Harry Potter: Superhero by RobPHunter reviews
Harry James Potter is kidnapped by dangerous escaped convict Sirius Black. Years later James Canis shows up at Hogwarts. Ringing bells in many of the professors heads and charming his way through out the populous. NOW FEATURING: Vampire Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,228 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P.
The Sorting That Never Happened by Keira-House M.D reviews
In which Hermione has designs to take over the wizarding world, Harry is having an identity crisis, Draco has daddy issues and Ron doesn't fit anywhere. An AU sorting of the Golden Trio and a few other members of their year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
First Try: River Country Con by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha's White Streak by reighost reviews
While looking for a way to defeat Madara Naruto accidentally sends himself back in time and wakes up looking like a younger clone of Jiraiya in a time where the Third Shinobi World War is still going strong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,570 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Hokage Way by Larry Huss reviews
Amended and Expanded version of "The right way..." Itachi sees how the Hokage rules Konoha. A "Philosophy" story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hiruzen S., Itachi U. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWierdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Fox among the Hounds by Nightrain and Brownstone reviews
What if Naruto was raised by the Inuzuka family? What misadventures could stem from such an upbringing? Competent!/Inuzuka!Naruto. Partial AU/AT. There will be NaruHina and other pairings. Final chapter up! Series complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 180,892 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
It's an Ant! by LenkaJeneva reviews
A funny little one shot during Harry's second year Defense Against the Dark Arts class. Lockhart never knew what hit him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Underestimated by Ink Scars reviews
Luna Lovegood is concerned. Very concerned. It's alright though because Luna has a plan and this time, for sure, it will make Harry laugh something he hasn't done since Stubby Boardman's death . Oh, yes... he will laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius' Savior by Silverfawkes reviews
AU Sirius took Harry that night and left. What happened after that is my story. ?able Dumbledore Sirius OOC Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 179,902 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Message in a Bottle by Angry Hermione reviews
A life of regret and an endless, devastating war causes Harry to do the unthinkable... meddle with time. Can he rewrite the past or will his efforts be in vain? - AU - HHr - *Warning, abuse alert!* - updates Indefinitely postponed -Gomen-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,634 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unstoppable by demonicnargles reviews
In which Naruto achieves mastery of two, and only two, jutsu. In which Naruto has a great deal of chakra. In which Naruto is unstoppable. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Simple and Clean by DigiFruit reviews
Trelawney never made the prophecy, Voldemort was never defeated on Halloween of 1981, Britain has fallen into darkness, and Harry Potter is just another no-name soldier trying to smuggle a certain Muggleborn witch out of Death Eater territory
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,087 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 224 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed by Grinning Lizard reviews
An object in the Dept of Mysteries sends Harry 800 years into the past... an adventure of Crusaders, Assassins, Warlocks and Conspiracy, because there's more to saving the world than killing a Dark Lord. HPxAC TimeTravel. Violent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,105 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P.
Body Heat by Wicked Raygun reviews
Sharing body heat is a traditional survival tactic used during low temperature conditions. It's also a great excuse for snuggling. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lynchpin by demonicnargles reviews
In which Jiraiya makes a critical mistake, thus thwarting Akatsuki once and for all. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
In the Breaking by nyet khan reviews
Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Got Milk? by spottyslope reviews
What if the milkman visited Privet Drive before Petunia woke up? What if he took Harry away and adopted him? What if Harry grew up with a family that loved him? Eventual Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,211 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Itachi He is SAD by Samurai101 reviews
Kisame notices some interesting changes in his partner every winter-changes Kisame's not sure he can deal with. He decides to shed some light on the situation and see what happens. ::slightly-cracky::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Dark Emperor the Immortal by Laputian-Blackwriter reviews
After a reign of two hundred years that is about to come to an end, Dark Lord Harry Potter sends himself back in time to rebuild his World Empire from the ashes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,907 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Naruto Unchained by voider reviews
Kyuubi gets tired of healing Naruto and decides to make a deal with him. She will become his teacher and Naruto will make her sentence more pleasant. Harem: NarutoXFemKyuubiXHinataXAnkoXFemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,491 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 10,339 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Slow Path by Tazmainian Devil reviews
Eight years after the fall of Ozai, Aang returns to the friends he left behind - Taang, Zutara, Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,781 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Twas the Day Before Christmas by apAidan reviews
it's Christmas Eve Day, and they're at it again. Ginny's being unreasonable, Ron's being Ron, and Harry & Hermione are at their wits end. Fortunately for them, a little seasonal help is on the way. Of course there's always a Scrooge lurking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,047 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 4,085 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,282 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 5,510 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
When Uchiha get high by Kenta Raikiri reviews
The Hidden Leaf Village is about to be faced with something that has not been seen for more than seven years...a completely doped up Uchiha. Based off of MajinHentaiX's fanfic 'Naruto: Game of the Year Edition'. Hints of NaruXHina and LeeXTen. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Balm of Time by ladylaughalot reviews
Dumbledore concocts a cunning plan to travel back in time and destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. His untimely death prevents him from going so Harry must go in his place, and take the one person whose help he really needs with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,856 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where the Trees meet the Mountains by HistorianoftheKais reviews
Before Naruto’s birth, Minato had to promise his first born child’s hand in marriage to an Iwa noble clan in order to end the Third Shinobi War. Now Naruto Namikaze must grow up dealing with being the son of a Kage, a Jincurriki, and an engaged man
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,677 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Naruto U.
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
A version you've never read of the Triwizard Tournament: Harry makes his own rules. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Rise of the King by MeghanReviews reviews
Sequel to UH. Harry finds himself standing on the edge of a dark and dangerous precipice with only partial knowledge of how he got there. Will he become the leader he is meant to be or fail like he did once before? Possible long waits between chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 5,001 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Temptation Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Temptation is a dangerous tool - one Harry Potter knows how to use to maximum effect. A shame unfinished business has to interfere. Oneshot sequel to 'Silence Game', NOT appropriate for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/31/2010
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 5,702 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Downtime by LavenderSkies reviews
Ever wonder what Sasuke's team does during downtime? A series of one-shots about life with Taka...the way Suigetsu sees it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In the Presence of Enemies by bourkem reviews
A Naruto TwoShot. Having declined a position in the mission to retrieve Sasuke, Naruto is instead sent an another assignment. During his travels, he will meet an unlikely ally and face-off against unknown enemies. Rated M for for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Serpentine Embrace by MountainWind reviews
They're both crazy, there's no doubt about that. But could the craziest thing either has done is try to be loved? AnkoxNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,602 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Expectations of Development by kiraiakuma reviews
One year of easy missions. That's all Sakura wanted. Instead she gets Zabuza and Orochimaru. Well, if fate wants to throw her head first into the ninja world, she'll oblige. Even if she has to sacrifice her innocence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,100 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ravel, Unravel by TaikoHawk reviews
Sequel to 'Perchance to Dream'. 5 flashfics bridging the events that take place between PtD and its true sequel 'Shades'. Involving messages, spies, and the fall of a village.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Avatar's Lover by pretty in green reviews
The Avatar is not the only one with power beyond a human’s imagination. But what happens when The Face Stealer wishes to seek out this power? Who is its beholder? Secrets of an ancient legend will have to be revealed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,170 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Toph, Aang
Harry Potter and Godric's Legacy by hermyd reviews
Post OotP. AU. Harry is fed up with Dumbledore's interference and sets out to do things his way, with help from some unexpected sources. When he learns the second half of the Prophecy, and finds his power, he won't allow anything to stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,726 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
There are two things to know about Harry Potter. One: He kicks ass. Two: No one cares. Why? Because Daniel Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Badass Horcruxes. A Year 7 fic with lots of twin fic elements. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6891 - Favs: 6,514 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Entwined Tails by MountainWind reviews
When they met in a dream both were fulfilled, but slowly he forgot. She has not, and she has come to his life for one purpose: to serve and love him. The only problem is a certain kunoichi or two may object. Warnings and pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,784 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
The New Namikaze Clan by ChunkyLover584 reviews
Naruto is taken and raised by Jiraiya immediately after the sealing. What will happen when he returns 12 years later to become a shinobi of the leaf? Naru/Harem. Several Lemons throughout story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,692 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Redemption by silentclock reviews
Take a look inside the mind of the Dark Lord as he recalls his past and considers his own morality. Can Lord Voldemort be redeemed? -Oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oath by Venath reviews
AU. On the night of the Kyuubi's attack, a boy overhears something he wasn't supposed to. Naturally, Naruto's upbringing goes through a few changes as a result. Itachi and Naruto, but not Naruto/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Fire Omens by chase glasslace reviews
TMR. Gen. 'Incendio is the first incantation that Tom ever learns.' Europe in the eye of the storm. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 5,990 - Follows: 3,459 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 3,599 - Follows: 3,273 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Incorruptible by neren reviews
DLP Challenge. "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." The Dark Lord enacted a brilliant scheme to destroy his foes. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they fight against Death Eaters, the Ministry of Magic, and fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 6,554 - Follows: 6,430 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7610 - Favs: 12,538 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,848 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Karin's Shocking Revelation by NarutosBrat reviews
Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Karin - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Vermillion by kitsune13 reviews
before the 3rd Shinobi War, before he was Konoha's 4th Hokage, Yondaime Namikaze Minato first had to face his nightmare. It started with a fox.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,915 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
To Children Ardent For Some Desperate Glory by Agravaine reviews
A small band of increasingly erratic survivors fight a losing battle against Voldemort's regime. Minor to major AU elements from fifth year on. H/L, N/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 452 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Menamebephil reviews
AU, Book 2. In which Zuko never left Iroh in the forest, and Toph never reunited with the Gaang, instead deciding to follow around the funny old man that drank too much tea and his bipolar nephew. Not that that has much bearing on this story or anything
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Aang, Sokka - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 220 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
If Only by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Belief by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto could do the seemingly impossible, because he wasn't aware that he should not be able to do so. He didn't know better than to try. So he believed he could. Belief leads to persistence, leads to almost superhuman effort, leads to victory. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tale of the Demon Fox by RogueRoguePhoenix reviews
After years of planning, Uzumaki Naruto had razed Konoha to the ground and slaughtered his enemies. With the shinobi world dying, the demon ninja decided to seek peace in a new one. His arrival will spark a new revolution to all Yokais. -Dark Naruto-
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,952 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Tequila by Johnny Farrar reviews
Despite the overwhelming odds, Harry refused to put down his wand or his bottle of tequila.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,605 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homocidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
HJ Potter by Shivakashi reviews
One-shot. As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kingsley S., Harry P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 180 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 5,790 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Taking Sights by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. After Third Impact, Gendo Ikari gets his own chance to go back and change things for the better. But things do not go as planned this time around, either.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,498 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gendo I., Shinji I.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unforgivable Curse by MissAnnThropic reviews
He was one of the kindest people she'd ever known, certainly the bravest, but to look at him now she wouldn't imagine a hidden hero. He was just an unloved boy, a reputation more than a person to most, and tired and lonely of being a scar and a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Team Seven by hitori.no.boku reviews
They were never meant to be. And everyone knew it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U. - Complete
Conversations by evil genus reviews
Have you ever wondered if Naruto and Kyubi talked to each other outside the "give me power" talks? Ever wondered what their relationship really was? How they got along?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,380 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Childhood by Taivasalla reviews
Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Raidou N. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 8,181 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Feeling Underappreciated? Join the Akatsuki! by Sarah1281 reviews
Sakura and Ino are convinced their teammates think that they're weak. Upon failing to find support from their fellow Kunoichi, they decide that they have no choice but to leave Konoha and join the Akatsuki. Sadly, things do not go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
A Very Team Lie Christmas by Nugar reviews
Team Lie has to save Christmas, despite generally being on the naughty list themselves. While they're at it, they decide that the holiday could use a little... tweaking. Written as a present to my readers. Merry Christmas everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,620 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Amare Et Sapere Vix Deo Conceditur by coconutmandarin reviews
They are kunoichi first, women second. But in the end they are human and not even they can resist their inner desires. Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur. Even a god finds it hard to love and be wise at the same time. Kunoichi character studies. REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Through the Eyes of God by J. Finch reviews
In a post-Third Impact world, Shinji Ikari is faced with the full weight of his failure, and the consequences of his actions. Lillith takes pity upon him, and offers him that great second chance, the chance to make it all right, but can he?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,827 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Shinji I., Asuka S.
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout by Sarah1281 reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 3,597 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Snitch Game by Silens Cursor reviews
One evening, Harry's in a bit of a tight spot, so he travels over to the Hog's Head for a drink. What he gets is advice about sex in the wizarding world from none other than Nymphadora Tonks. Rated for mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Parallels of Father and Son by ncfan reviews
Jiraiya tracks Naruto down to a decimated battlefield one cold morning, and finds a broken man. Sidestory to go with Ayien's The Nine Broken Mirrors. Contains spoilers to NBM. T for angst, slight swearing and Jiraiya's humor. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3042 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Walk With Me by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto, in his own subtle way, pushed everyone to do their best. To do better than they thought they could. To accomplish the seemingly impossible. Only afterwards did Tayuya realize this. M for a bit of language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Karma by demonicnargles reviews
Each tailed beast had a power. Shukaku had sand. Kyuubi had luck. Good luck for himself, drained from his enemies. It was for this reason that Naruto was the luckiest man in the world, and his enemies the unluckiest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Divinity by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi comes to an understanding of death, of divinity and of true power. Kyuubi learns from his seal how to manipulate even the gods, and become one himself, if only by proxy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? by Sarah1281 reviews
Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tenderness by Adridere reviews
He wanted to keep her, even though he was not supposed to. He promised her freedom, and she promised him sanity in his own household. She kept her part of the bargain, but he found a way not to keep his. Toph & Aang. Taang. RATED M. COMPLETE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,979 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Faith by Black Knight 03 reviews
Everyone carries the scar of the war in their own ways. Some scars you can see, others you can’t. After the war, Luna begins to lose faith in the things she’s held dear for years. One-shot HP-LL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Box on the Stool by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry offers to free Kreacher. I've been told this is a good sad story. Enjoy. This is the only canon/pairing story you'll ever find in my written stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Kreacher - Complete
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Day Off by moodiful819 reviews
All he wanted was some alone time with his wife, but apparently that was impossible. Fate was clearly out for him today. “Troublesome.” -ShikaTem-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by Ah Hael reviews
Aang has been waiting four long years to be old enough to propose to Katara. So how did he end up married to Toph? Taang, Soki, eventual Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Not a Henge by ShaperV reviews
There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 393 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Silence Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Su Li plays a subtle game of power - but Harry never plays to lose. Harry/Su Li, the first of its kind, and NOT appropriate for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 124 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
World Tour by marvel26 reviews
A wacked out tale from beginning to end. *Complete*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 101,426 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Do Unto Others by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto learns to practice the Golden Rule. Incorrectly. Do unto others, as they have done unto you. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Friend at my Shoulder by Nubial Sheep reviews
A song about Dumbledore confiding his troubles and regrets to his familiar, Fawkes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
The Pureblood Conspiracy by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Did you ever wonder why Death Eaters prefer to throw stunners at purebloods and more dangerous and deadly ones at half-bloods and muggle born? Why do Aurors only use non lethal curses even when faced with lethal ones? - Harry finds out. Chap 28 up! H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,782 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,918 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Different Path by Gaurdianangelzelos reviews
A series of events send Naruto down a different path. A new team, new complications, and a new destiny await him. But will these changes make his own dreams impossible? NarutoHinata, AU Naruto, Naruto Hinata Shikamaru team fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 230,201 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Day the Whirlpools Ran Red by EliadS reviews
Uzuamaki Kushina came from the Land of the Whirlpool, a nation destroyed and erased from history. Such a monumental event, is nothing else by a statistic to Uchiha Madara, just another step in his plans. This is the true story of the Whirlpool destruction
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Madara U. - Complete
First Steps by stowfords reviews
AU 4th year A child like none other. With the power to perform a corporeal Patronus. What could have happened with a few steps in the right direction?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,160 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 4,965 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forced Insanity by evil genus reviews
One-Shot. A look at the history of Konoha and the Uchiha clan, and why you should always learn about the past, or it can destory the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
The Life and Times of ToraChan by evil genus reviews
One-Shot! I think the title says it all. It is dedicated to all the psycho cats in the world...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Tora - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Bobmin356 reviews
Ginnys nuts? Hermione is pregnant, Ron is still poor and Harry's a hermit. What more can anyone ask for? H/G Hr/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Second chance by neerjya reviews
The wareffort in shambles and Harry's friends dead and Horcruxes still not destroyed Harry is trying to fight a losing battle with an immortal Voldemort.Fate decides to intervene & offer Harry a second chance.The only catch Harry has no previous memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 289,249 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Open Door by Academia Nut reviews
There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 230,404 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 272 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Sequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Oh Dear by moodiful819 reviews
“No way! No freaking way is Uchiha Sasuke a virgin!” Faced with this startling fact, Karin decides to find a new boy toy, which spells disaster for our blonde hero. NaruKarin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Karin, Naruto U. - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5356 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hero by Lanse reviews
Save the world, save the village, save the pretty woman cutting off the circulation in his arm. All in a day’s work for the legendary copy-nin. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 190 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Royal Flush by Lansydyr reviews
Nine years after Harry Potter disappears from the Wizarding World, Hermione thinks she found a clue to his location. She travels halfway around the world, but is unprepared for what she finds. Rated M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,640 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 666 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
All Knocked Up by Samurai101 reviews
Iruka's been knocked up, and Kakashi's about to get strung up for Chuunin abuse.::pointless humor::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Except Now by Samurai101 reviews
Genma has never been old, because Raidou has always been older. Except now.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
The Will of Fire by demonicnargles reviews
All ninja of Konoha have the Will of Fire. But for Naruto, it has a different meaning. For Naruto, it is the ability to resist the Kyuubi and his own dark urges, to protect his friends and do the right thing. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Live On by demonicnargles reviews
As the host, Naruto could not ever resist the demon's stronger urges. Strongest of all is the will to survive. And so Naruto will do anything, anything at all to keep going. Whatever it takes, no matter the cost, so that he can live on. Dark One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Blink by demonicnargles reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable barrier? Things break. Things like Time. Another take on Kyuubi and the Shinigami's seal. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Jealous by demonicnargles reviews
Tayuya lives in Konoha. A glimpse into her life there, a few looks at how she got there, and how she keep Naruto to herself. NaruTayu M for language One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Despair by demonicnargles reviews
The allies from sand never came, and so the Sasuke retrieval mission went badly. Naruto is captured. Konoha thinks he is a traitor. Naruto gives up. NaruTayu Dark One-shot M for Tayuya's language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Only Naruto by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto saw people in a different light. They were tools, nothing more. But when he confronts someone much like him, a prisoner he is supposed to interrogate, can he keep his cold outlook, even with her? NaruTayu. M for language. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Joy by demonicnargles reviews
She had never been so happy, as she had been these past few weeks, even though she was still relearning to walk. A fluffy NaruTayu as he helps her walk again. One-shot. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Poison of the Heart by demonicnargles reviews
A story about how Naruto copies the style of jyuuken, to deadly effect. Now he is a killer, who continues on in hopes of redeeming himself. In hopes of atoning for his accidental crime. NaruHina. Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Deadliest Poison by demonicnargles reviews
A story about how Naruto copies the style of jyuuken, to great effect. Only, his version is much more deadly, thanks to Kyuubi. But no one will tell him, and so when he finally finds out… Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Infectious by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto was always happy. Always encouraging. Always persevering. Always smiling. Not even Tayuya could resist succumbing to the pleasant cheerfulness that permeated the very air around that loud, blonde ninja. NaruTayu One-shot. M for Tayuya's language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Hair by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto liked his hair. It never needed any sort of special cleaning. But when his friend Ino feels it after the one time he actually used shampoo, she demanded that he do so from then on. And since he enjoyed it when she played with his hair... One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Split by demonicnargles reviews
His fractured mind made him capable of anything. It made him Konoha’s most unpredictable ninja. And eventually, Konoha’s most unpredictable ninjas. If it sounds strange, it’s because it is. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Hunter by demonicnargles reviews
Betrayed, Naruto becomes the Hunter, a merciless phantom who lives in the forest, killing indiscriminately. But in the end, he finds that he can't stay angry, even at those who drove him away to begin with. Dark. Violent.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lost Behind the Mask by demonicnargles reviews
He’d been hiding behind it so long that he couldn’t find his way out. How she had seen past the mask was beyond him, but he was grateful that she had. Almost as grateful as she was. Naruto/Ino NaruIno One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suffer by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto had always been a cheerful, laid-back kinda guy. But there are some things he can never forgive. “Killing you would be too kind. I want you to suffer.” Dark. Rated M for a bit of gore. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ruin by Master Slytherin reviews
COMPLETE. Tricked into falling through the veil, Harry finds himself in an alternate dimension where the first war continues to rage and people he thought he had lost are alive and well. You've read it all before, right? Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,062 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Shatter by demonicnargles reviews
If you crack it, you can fix it. If you lose it, you can find it. But Naruto's mind shattered into a million pieces, and no one could hope to put it back together again. Naruto/Sakura NaruSaku. Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Solipsist by demonicnargles reviews
Gaara was not a monster, though he did kill anyone who threatened him, or annoyed him, or got in in his way. Sometimes for no reason at all. But he was not a monster. Gaara just had a different way of looking at things. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Au Contraire by demonicnargles reviews
He was not evil. Au contraire, he was the best, last hope for the noble and virtuous. A closer look at Orochimaru’s past. Dark, sort of. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Scourgify: The Power He Knows Not by Perspicacity reviews
Mentally damaged, Harry defeats the Dark Lord with the only spell in his arsenal: Scourgify. A collection of drabbles with a common theme of Voldemort kill-offs. Will be updated as inspiration hits. Many appear in Crys's "1001 Deaths of Lord Voldemort."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Touch me and die by demonicnargles reviews
It wasn't that he killed you for touching him. He wished it were that simple. It was that touching him let the other kill you. Naruto hated his power. Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Manners by demonicnargles reviews
If you're mean to someone, why would they want to help you? You have to be polite. Tayuya learns this lesson just in time. Rated M for language. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Pick Your Battles by demonicnargles reviews
It's a skill everyone needs to have, and a skill Ino is determined to teach to Naruto. Of course, her reasons for doing so are not entirely selfless... Naruto/Ino NaruIno One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Prisoner by demonicnargles reviews
Hokage and prisoner. Konoha and Oto. Ninja and cripple. But it didn't matter, in the end. They understood each other, without and sometimes despite any words between them. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Wait for me, Shika by demonicnargles reviews
She was always trying to catch up to him. Shikamaru/Ino ShikaIno. Dark. Character death, suicide. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Deep Cover by demonicnargles reviews
He had been pretending for so long that he didn't notice when his act became his reality. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Hair Trigger by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto could control it. He hated senseless violence, and needless brutality. But when Ino became involved, Naruto had a hair trigger. Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Fading Light by moodiful819 reviews
In the fading light of the setting sun, a confession is made. Kakasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Night They Remembered by Silens Cursor reviews
The war has begun, but Harry's worst danger now is inside of him. To free him from this poison, Moody and Tonks devise a plan - to get Harry to fall in love with Tonks and break the curse. But can she follow through when her own feelings interfere? HP/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,270 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Adventures of a Snarky Eye by Taivasalla reviews
Meet me; the Copy in Copy-nin. Yeah, you heard that, Kakashi the Copy-nin. Without me, you’re just Kakashi the nin. Not so cool now, eh? ::: Kakashi's eye gets a voice; and it doesn't mind giving its opinion on everything. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Chopsticks by Taivasalla reviews
Genma is ten years old when a mission goes wrong. Genma is ten when he loses his mind. Raidou is twelve when he tries to put him back together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 226 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
What Might Have Been by Taivasalla reviews
Three versions of a conversation: if Naruto kissed Sakura, what would Sasuke say?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Defenestration by Feilyn reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Golden Age by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,015 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing God by moodiful819 reviews
He turned to her, staring at her with that eye of his, before throwing his head back and laughing. “You make it seem like it’s a bad thing.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kurenai sensei by swabloo reviews
The deadly truth behind Kurenai,her teachings,and her students.Why team eight was the only one not to show any progress or change in both skills and personality during the Chunin exam,even after months of training.Genjutsu is deceitful, & people are blind
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
Any Given Monday by Samurai101 reviews
Mondays Kakashi dreams and wishes it were real.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,089 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thank God You're Here: Big D by Big D on a Diet reviews
A collection of very short one-shots based on challenges from the “Thank God You’re Here” thread at Dark Lord Potter. TGYH is an improv game for fanfic authors that tests their ability to work against the clock and a specified word count.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Morning by moodiful819 reviews
The final exchange between a husband and his wife on that fateful night. Character death. MinatoKushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Actor's Tale by hitori.no.boku reviews
Jiraiya knows he won't last forever. After all, in the end, he's just a tired old man.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
101 Uses of the Fidelius Charm: Number 62, Dueling by Perspicacity reviews
A duel between Professor Snape and Harry in the former's Defense class leaves Harry insane, Professor Snape, gender challenged, and Professor Dumbledore, exposed. What's not to like? One-shot. Setting: HBP AU. DLP TGYH challenge response.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Black Sheep by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 184,739 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 367 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Not Exactly the Doomed Romance of the Century by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Orochimaru, pastfic. In which Jiraiya fails to be any good at spicing up his sex life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Legendary, Or Something Like It by Gigabomb reviews
Sannin drabbles. All based on requests or challenges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Under the Skin by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Waking Eyes by nyet khan reviews
Sometimes you really do wake up and it isn't because you've had enough.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U.
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Orphan: Book One by SafirePhoenix reviews
Uninspiring title aside, this story includes mischief, mayhem, and a lot of humor. Harry Potter returns to the Wizarding World with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart-mouthed sidekicks. Slytherin really is the only option in that case, and Hogwarts had better watch out. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,696 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
To Be or Not To Be: Uke by moodiful819 reviews
Probably one of the biggest pitfalls of the pairing. [SasuNaru or NaruSasu. Kakasaku. Not to be taken seriously at all.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prophecies, Secrets and Lies by Shinysavage reviews
AU. Book 1: Harry Potter has a pretty good life; a loving family, a great group of friends, he's powerful, and he's about to go to Hogwarts. Unfortunately, Dark Wizards keep trying to kill him, and not everyone around him is quite what they seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,737 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Sentiments by moodiful819 reviews
Because dreams don't always come true, fairytales were never real, hope had no right to exist, and just because you wanted something, didn't necessarily mean it was yours to keep. [Kakasaku] Changed the title.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Break the World by Rihaku reviews
Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Helping Hands by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Naruto has a problem only a woman can solve. Scratch that, make that a few women. Lemon Naruto X Princess Yukie X Naruko X others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Koyuki
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Steeped in Fearful Armor by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire considers a great many things. His people, his past, his ambitions, and more... Behold the King of Evil. Behold a man.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Ganondorf - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
At Any Cost by Islagatt reviews
Naruto, insane by conventional measurement Sasuke, almost human Sakura, helpless, increasingly psychotic fangirl and Hinata, a puzzle. Watch the story of Naruto, when he wasn't born with morals.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,002 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Immortal by demonicnargles reviews
As Naruto ages, his healing rate keeps improving, until it heals even aging. The tale of the Immortal Hokage. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by Ayien reviews
A body floats downstream, currents eddying about the slender fingers, the waterlogged bandages, the long pale hair that spreads out like sunlight’s reflection on water. Her name was Yugito Nii, and her dream has ended. Done for '20 truths' LJ community.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Five Days by nyet khan reviews
Five Times Harry Potter Called Someone Mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by Legendary Legacy reviews
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ceremony of Innocence by Ayien reviews
30 drabbles on illicit relationships. In the darkness, Temari is not a seductress, Kankuro is not a puppet made by his his father's ghost, and Gaara is not the desert's child. Sandcest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,638 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
What is Death? by moodiful819 reviews
It was a simple question with so many different answers, but one answer would change his life. [Implied Kakasaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Virtue of a Snake by Kemious reviews
Because even the most vilianous and vile of creatures has its virtues no matter how small they may seem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,609 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Regret Too Many by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
While sifting through the wreckage of his parents' home, Harry finds a letter of his mother's, written by Severus Snape. A very short oneshot exploring the question of what was between Severus and Lily and what it means for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Letters by Kagaya Chou reviews
Letters between Naruto and Sasuke, after the Uchiha left Konoha for Sound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bloody Glory by Samurai101 reviews
Iruka considers how his preferred death has changed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
A Christmas Wish by moodiful819 reviews
It's Christmas once again in Konoha and you know what that means. Letters to Santa! But what happens when Team 7 decide to detour from their usual wishes? Kakasaku Naruhina NejTen SaiIno [complete and now revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,381 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,193 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
For He Who Grants Me Life by serenphoria reviews
They all have their theories about Naruto, but perhaps Sai knows best. [Sai spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Demon Fox, Kyuubi by Thundereaper reviews
What if Iruka had tried to kill Naruto on that night? Where would Naruto be now? Naruto as the embodiment of Evil, as a Demon, as Uzumaki Naruto, Demon Fox. Dark, lots of death and stuff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
20 Questions by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
One day, Temari begins an intersting string of questions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Trust Me? by Samurai101 reviews
Could you trust me? Is there any possible way you could ever trust me?:: Naruto asks for the trust of one person. Just one.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Overtones of Discordant Melody by Gigabomb reviews
Sound stories, not necessarily canon. Not necessarily good. Not necessarily anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sakon, Kidomaru
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Watch the Dog Star Rise by Gigabomb reviews
The White Fang and the snake sannin look upon a battlefield. One sees victory, the other defeat, and for each of them, that is how the war will end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sakumo H., Orochimaru - Complete
In Another Lifetime by Gigabomb reviews
Sasuke x Ukon, AU. Sasuke hurts Sakon during a spar. Ukon is overprotective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Ukon - Complete
Tunnel Vision by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Dinner Time by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Just a simple day in the life of Harry James Potter. That is, until around seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Breaking the Habit by Gigabomb reviews
Kidoumaru, Tayuya, AU futurefic. They're winning the war. But that doesn't mean they'll get their happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Kidomaru, Tayuya - Complete
Soon He Will Come by Gigabomb reviews
Gaara, Haku, hints of Zabuza x Haku and Naruto x Gaara. Spoilers for the timejump. Gaara dies, but he isn't alone in purgatory.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Gaara, Haku - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Travelers by shlamboozle reviews
Starting minutes after HBP ended, follow along as Harry begins his journey to collect the Horcruxes and fulfull his destiny... HHR...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 206,278 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,659 - Follows: 2,901 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Spring by Gigabomb reviews
The fourth in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Gaara on the outskirts of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Once There Was God by Gigabomb reviews
For Team Seven, faith is what they make of it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silence by Big D on a Diet reviews
One Shot AU. Set in the future. A look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dreams Abandoned, Promises Kept by Gigabomb reviews
AU, Naruto, Tayuya. Naruto follows Sasuke to Sound Village in an attempt to keep his promise to Sakura. Why he stays there is another reason entirely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Hidden Behind an Oak Tree by Gigabomb reviews
Kakashi x Iruka. All Kakashi wanted was to visit Obito without being bothered by other people. He knew he should have come back after lunchtime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
How to Commit Seppuku in Three Easy Steps by kimi no vanilla reviews
Tools You'll Need: A sharp object, an inescapable burden of shame, the experience of the worst failure you've ever committed in your life. Time to Complete: about 15 minutes. Results may vary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Shadows by Acerbitas reviews
Gaara suffers in the shadows, and Temari creaks open the door, letting a crack of light filter in. GaaraxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Three years by Kemious reviews
Tsunade recounts her plan three years in the making.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Tsunade S., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Tsunade. Even people who go through the same experiences remember them in different ways. Jiraiya learns this the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 228 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Soul Searching by chem prof reviews
Begins right after HBP and goes through summer. Besides searching for Horcruxes, focus is on the relationship between Harry and Hermione. They are the main characters, but it's not necessarily a romantic relationship. Some HG romance in the background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,036 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Ninety Eight by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8 is relaxing after a mission and Shino tells Kiba just how many times he owes Hinata his life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Weapons Cast Away by Gigabomb reviews
Kimimaro x Tenten, canon. On a training journey following the finals of the Chuunin Exams, Tenten comes upon a boy in a field, and in the process gains an unexpected training partner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Kimimaro, Tenten - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Favor for a Friend by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Death's Precipice by The Sh33p reviews
Rock Lee wonders what it's like to stand on the edge of Death's precipice. Tonight, he's going to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Bonds by asprosdrakos reviews
Gaara is only six, and already a stranger to his sister.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Temari, Gaara
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Head Cold and Ramen by Samurai101 reviews
Naruto is sick, and Iruka treats his cell to ramen. Cold induced humor soon follows, and leaves Kakashi wondering......
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2005
Your Problems Have Only Begun by S'TarKan reviews
Voldemort is gone, but he was the least of their problems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by The Sh33p reviews
On the eve of the Chuunin Exams, during his training with Jiraiya, Uzumaki Naruto is going to learn the hard way that some enemies just can't be beaten without use of a more... Indirect approach...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,850 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
The Anachronistic Adventures of Patch and Eddie by nonjon reviews
WIP. PostOotP. Harry gave his life to defeat Voldemort. So what should he do now? Hop through time with Dobby on some zany misadventures, of course. As if there really was an alternative.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,323 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Ninja's Passing by Kilerkki reviews
He died on a mission two days ago, but for those who loved him, the story isn't over. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
Building Bridges by spinadrift reviews
The three of them had been playing this game for years. Now it felt less like a game and more like some matching deathwish. Gaara/Temari/Kankurou.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Blind Eyes by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump. Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels as if someone is watching.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Fair Play by nescione reviews
Life is intrinsically unfair. Kakashi and Yondaime, over tea and shougi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Blind Faith by xyvortex reviews
Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out he can have anything but. please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,022 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
You Damn Well Know by Kagaya Chou reviews
I don't know what you're talking about, Raido muttered. Genma scowled, You damn well know. WAFF Rated for... uh... language. Yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Still Life in Monochrome by kimi no vanilla reviews
Of Hatake Kakashi, and the things that can make a human being, or break them utterly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Correspondence by emikae reviews
Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
It Falls to Words by Chevira Lowe reviews
Neji likes symbolism, and he's never been above a little drama... (Quirkyfic, oneshot, tiny little hints of Hyuugacest, if you happen to have a magnifying glass handy.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
A Study in Secrets by Chevira Lowe reviews
Kakashi Gaiden fic. Light-hearted and just plain strange. Obito wants to know just what's with the mask, and Kakashi's not quite used to giving his secrets away.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2005
Strings by The Sh33p reviews
A rambling look into the thoughts of Kankuro as he carries out a mission that neither Gaara or Temari are suited for... Oneshot, semiintrospective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Kankuro - Complete
Itachi, Itoshi by Kagaya Chou reviews
First love often hurts... but first love theirs is not. Kisame x Itachi, seriously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Shikon Dead Soul by Kagaya Chou reviews
The Serpent musing on the Snake Charmer...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004
Harry Potter and the Acceptance of Fate by Arya1 reviews
Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 521,016 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kisame, Koi by Kagaya Chou reviews
Itachi rarely needs to speak, but Kisame understands. Kisame x Itachi, if you dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Forget by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Though he can't remember, he'll never forget. Jiraiya
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
From the Abyss by Ruskbyte reviews
Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,870 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P.
Final Countdown by Worldmage reviews
And now for something so completely different, it's indescribable. A bit of a mind-bender.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2002