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Joined 10-25-10, id: 2589627, Profile Updated: 02-13-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Welcome to the asylum~

Names and such: I'm never really bothered about this one, call me whatever you feel like, just so long as I know it's me you're talking to.

Age: 17

Some Crap: I am absolutely terrible at describing anything ever, especially myself. I like sharks, sharks and pandas. Shall we just leave it at that?

Quizilla Users: For anyone who actually recognises the crap I write, indeed I was KuroKazeNoKaede. I never check my Quizilla account any more, so if I knew ya on there feel free to send a message~ ;)

Favourite Anime/Manga/Game/etc characters

Naruto: Kisame, Yahiko, Nagato/Pain, Kankuro, Ao, Raiga, Danzo, Sai.

Axis Powers Hetalia: Germany, Korea, France, Hungary, Austria, Poland, Denmark.

Kuroshitsuji: Claude, Agni, Undertaker, Finny, Snake, Lau.

Bleach: Gin, Ukitake, Nnoitra, Hinamori, Kira.

Final Fantasy: Faris, Gilgamesh, Setzer, Celes, Edgar, Rosa, Edge, Red XIII, Vincent, Kefka, Lulu.

Chrono Trigger: Robo, Magus, Ayla, Frog, Dalton, Zeal.

Favourite Anime/Manga/etc pairngs

Naruto: Yahiko/Nagato, Pain/Kankuro (s'right), Hidan/Neji.

Axis Powers Hetalia: France/Scotland, Austria/Hungary, Russia/China.

...I don't think I actually ship anything else.

And Since I've Run Out Of Stuff To Say, Let's Do Something Pointless!

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football... not... soccer.
Total: 5

[ ] You wear flip flops all year
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an australian something
Total: 4

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have darkish hair.
[ ] You speak SOME Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10”.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands
Total: 4

[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish
[ ] You like tacos.
[x] You know what a Puta is
[x] You talk fast.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
[ ] You’ve said Te Amo or Te Quiero
Total: 4

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You love listening to trance
Total: 5

[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, en, in, ry, ly.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
Total: 7

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You have glasses/contacts.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You play Handball more than once a week
[x] You know what DDR is
Total: 2

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5’10”.
[x] You know the real meaning of “Fag”.
[x] You make pretty words sound scary.
[ ] You enjoy watching the military.
[x] You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total: 9

[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak french
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[x] You play/played hockey or watch it.
[ ] You know who Massari is.
Total: 5

[ ] You like french toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[ ] You say “Zut” instead of damn
[x] You own a beret.
[x] You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 4

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You've been to more then 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You say restroom instead of washroom.
[ ] You spell colour “color”.
Total: 1

[x] You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
[ ] You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
[x] You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
[x] You can eat really good spicy food!
[x] You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
[ ] You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
[ ] You have any sort of ATN channel.
[x] You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
[ ] You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
[x] You have relatives you've never even heard of.
Total: 6

[x] You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent
[x] One of your family members has an accent
[x] You actually don't mind bagpipes
[x] Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
[x] You've heard the song “Scotland the brave”
[x] No matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings
[x] Any team playing England is your best friend
[x] You have tried haggis
[x] Sean Connery
[x] You drink tap water
[x] You know Edinburgh is pronounced “Edin-buura”
Total: 11

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by awesomesen reviews
WWII. Denmark is occupied, Germany is unwilling, and Prussia just doesn't want some damn Austrian running the show. Multipart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Denmark, Germany
Nagato's Story by Snowager reviews
Nagato's experiences through the great nations war. Pretty much a story about his life. I'm not good wih summaries
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Nagato, Yahiko
The Courtship of Hungary by enucleate.muse reviews
It was Austria who held Hungary's heart, while it was Prussia who held her secrets near. One man was her best friend, the other her true love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Stay tonight by Alaudelle reviews
Hungary always knew it in her heart. She had done wrong. So had he. But she felt it was her fault. And she was willing to make it up. She couldn't live without him anyway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Austria, Hungary
J'avais simplement envie de te voir by Sakisha reviews
Seizème siècle, Ecosse. Un simple moment d'intimité entre les deux jeunes nations. Les visites renforcent les liens, n'est-ce pas Francis ? Scotland/France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - France, Scotland - Complete
Quick Thinking by Dolasiar reviews
Two one-shots. Guin and Remus are locked in jail. Guin's the strong, silent type. Remus isn't. Also, Rinda displays a royal knack for naming things. Or people.
Guin Saga/グイン・サーガ - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Traveling Soldier by dancer4ver reviews
He had an hour until he left and thought sitting in the diner would be a good way to pass the time. She was too young to be dealing with a traveling soldier, but when he asked if he could write to her, she didn't hesitate to say yes. Austria/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Korean Machine by Weaselgirl0904 reviews
Korea has claimed a gerder-swiching machine as his, and it's actually true! Has he tested it out yet? No! Where does he do the testing? In the world meeting room! Main fact, he's the test object!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,132 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - South Korea
In Which Something Strange Occurs by yumi michiyo reviews
Sumire finds something strange in Kanna's room. Pure crack. Rated for extreme reactions and hinted sexual situations. Oneshot.
Sakura Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kanna K. - Complete
I can't call it home anymore by Anythingsomethingwhatever reviews
YahNag YahikoxNagato "It was the day I saw him crying..." Shounen Ai/Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Yahiko, Nagato - Complete
Rainy Night at Home by UrKid reviews
Nagato can't sleep and Yahiko gets up to accompany him. /YahikoxNagato/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Yahiko, Nagato - Complete
Umi no Uso The Secret Of The Sea by AtheneMiranda reviews
FFV - a Faris monologue, backstory, reflection...but without any spoilers... A bit dark, a bit cruel, and very much smelling of the sea.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Faris
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The Mist Asylum for Freaks and Sexual Deviants reviews
Zabuza, Kisame and Raiga never did want to talk about their time in the Seven Swordsmen. Although it has nothing to do with the cruel and bloodthirsty nature of the village itself, more the eccentricity of its inhabitants. May contain Choujuurou, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Mangetsu H., Kisame H.
Growing Up reviews
There are times when we all have to realise that in order to grow up, we all need to start out acting just a little bit childish. Series of Nagato and Yahiko drabbles
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Yahiko, Nagato
Szayel vs The Internet reviews
Aizen decides it's time to bring the internet to Las Noches and Szayel's not happy about it, in more ways than one.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G. - Complete
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