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Joined 10-25-10, id: 2589971, Profile Updated: 09-07-13
Author has written 9 stories for Fate/stay night, Ranma, Tsukihime, Touhou Project, Anime X-overs, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Jubei-Chan, Game X-overs, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

Hello and welcome to my humble spot on the internet. If my stories are able to amuse at least a few readers then it was worth my time.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/IPutOnMyRobeAndWizardHat : Now with a Tropes Page! You guys are awesome!

http://i.imgur.com/fhDGg.jpg : New and improved with fan art. Thank you, djibriel from Space Battles! Spoilers for up to chapter 19 of I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat.

http://i.imgur.com/32HWx.jpg : Thank you djibriel for the sculpture of Urobuchi as well!

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Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 88,854 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 23h ago - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka S.
Devil You Know by Surarrin reviews
My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 129,062 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/3 - H. Dresden
I Just Want a Vacation by funkmasterjo reviews
Post MM: Link, finished with his deeds in Termina, continues his search for Navi. Feeling exhausted from his perpetual string of quests he resolves to find his friend and bail out on responsibility for a while. And, predictably, that's when Zelda shows up
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,681 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Link
A Certain Messy Predicament by Cun reviews
When Mikoto loses a treasured item, how will the joined forces of Touma and Kuroko save the day? Certainly not the way anyone else would...
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,561 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Tōma K., Kuroko S.
Frozen - A Dark Retelling by Searlait reviews
The movie retold, a darker exploration of the characters, their motives, their psychological states, and their fates. Two sisters who were once the best of friends, kept apart by forces beyond their control: when secrets are revealed and death seems imminent, will their isolation eternally define them, or can they find one another again in the darkest depths of winter?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,251 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/1 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans
Heart of Courage by Blizzaga Saga reviews
Saria/Link. The dead are rising in Hyrule Field as they did long ago when the King of Evil ruled. The Hylians have barricaded themselves in the overcrowded Castle Town, and a boy's quest to save his friend becomes a quest to save his kingdom.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Link, Saria]
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
In Memoriam by Shockz reviews
AU/Rewrite. In a city where science has made the impossible mundane, a young man meets a very strange girl, who speaks to him of things yet stranger. Meanwhile, four friends stumble into a conspiracy that threatens to overturn everything they thought they knew about their home.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,022 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/30/2013
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,556 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011
The Artist and the Faker by Agitated Animator reviews
When the Einzberns summon a different Servant for the 5th War, Shirou Emiya winds up summoning the Red Saber from Fate/Extra. With this Servant by his side, Shirou's in for a Grail War unlike any other. Done as a response to The Infamous Man's challenge.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,089 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Shirō E.
Graceful Degradation by Tirfarthuan reviews
Cutting corners hurt Precia once and she wasn't going to risk Alicia's last chance by doing so again. And when the Arthra encounters a distortion of time-space, things get dicey on NonAdministered Planet 97 without the TSAB to support Nanoha and Yuuno...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,451 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Yuuno S.
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 190,104 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
The Fragility of the Human Mind by neterlan reviews
What if Nyaruko acted more like how she is portrayed in the Cthulhu Mythos proper? What terrible fate does she have in store for her beloved Mahiro? Will he even have enough Sanity Points left to care? Warning: Implied Squick.
Nyarko-san: Another Crawling Chaos/這いよれ!ニャル子さん - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Mahiro Y., Nyaruko Y. - Complete
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast. ALL CHAPTERS UPDATED WITH NEW CONTENT! REREAD THAT NEW NEW HOTNESS NOW!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 187,238 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
To Fight Beside You by Vixen2004 reviews
“Penelo, if you do not stop hunching over your bow like so you are going to develop scoliosis.” A one shot on what must have been going through each of our companion’s heads as they fought beside each other to save the world.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2007
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Amorously Minded by Redrangerpower reviews
Nobody suffers the weirdness, and sometimes poetic justice, of fate quite like the sexually promiscuous. This is what Tony Stark and Morrigan Aensland found out after one too many late night trysts. *Currently undergoing revisions. Chapter 2 rewrite posted.*
Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,925 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Iron Man, Lilith, Morrigan A., Spider-Man
A Thousand Times by vievere reviews
They were intricately tied together, through many lifetimes, in an unbreakable cycle of death and rebirth. Link and Zelda, through the ages. A writing experiment.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Finally by Kibasgirltsumi reviews
Set after Skyward Sword. Link and Zelda now must decide what their relationship is, and what remains of their destinies to fulfill. But even though Demise is sealed, darkness still thrives, and Link may not be strong enough to defeat it on his own.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,278 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
The Golden Power by DBAinsw reviews
[TP]The Golden Power is omnipotent and omniscient. Its true nature is beyond mortal ken, but only mortals can decide how it is used. Any third of it could dominate the planet, but only all three together can save it. A tale of Royalty, Gods, and a Hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 319,770 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2007
Process of Elimination by Durandall reviews
Earth is endangered by a race of bioengineered monsters. All those who can, assemble to fight to the end ... but will it be enough? Now digitally remastered with THX sound!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,658 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Ranma
Scheherazade by Moe Machina reviews
In which we share stories with monsters in Ivalice. [Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Vagrant Story.]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
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Eureka! reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Structural Analysis. In the wake of Kiritsugu Emiya's death, Taiga Fujimura is concerned about the destination that her ward - Shirou Emiya, is heading in life. Time for her to step in and gently guide the boy.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,513 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Shirō E.
Lyrical Chronicles Redux reviews
Precia Testarossa's use of the Jewel Seeds causes more damage to the dimensional walls than anyone could have expected. Madoka Kaname's wish opens a new path for Homura Akemi and her world. A remake of the original storyline. Set up - Go!
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011
燕返死 reviews
How do you achieve skill on par with Noble Phantasms? Tenacity? Practice? Sheer, unrelenting hate?
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Complete
Full of Sound and Fury reviews
A set of drabbles. May someday evolve into their own stories.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,616 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011
Apostles in Leather Pants reviews
Something sinister stalks the streets of Misaki Town. To keep his promises and protect his loved ones, Shiki Nanaya hunts the terror hiding in the dark. A sequel to I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat.
Tsukihime - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,337 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Shiki Tohno, Sion Eltnam Atlasia
Akane, The Monk Girl reviews
Ranma Saotome was framed and executed for a crime he didn't commit. 300 years later, Akane "Ran" Tendo's ordinary school girl life is turned on its head by a Lovely Magic Ladle. A Ranma 1/2 & Jubei-chan: The Ninja Girl Fusion.
Crossover - Ranma & Jubei-Chan - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 38,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Akane - Complete
Reflections of the Kaleidoscope reviews
The Second Magic, sometimes known as Kaleidoscope, allows one to gaze into parallel worlds. Come and see the what-ifs, have beens, could have beens, and what will be of this mixed up World. Seriously, what's up with you, Gaia?
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
Nuesteria reviews
She was the last to remain - The Greatest of Evils. In exchange for her freedom, she struck a deal with her jailer. Her name is Nue, and this is her tale.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat reviews
On the eve of the Fourth Grail War, several parties decide to change their battle plans. Now Shirou Urobuchi must try to survive in a world of Magi. He will do it for the lawls.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 158,175 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Shirō E., Archer - Complete