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What FanFiction.net really needs:

1. Slash/mpreg filter - I don't want to read this crap, especially when half the authors lack the basic courtesy to include warning in the summary.

2. The ability to block/hide individual authors/stories from search results. Twisting the Hellmouth allows people to at least hide stories and it is so nice - once you hide a story, you personally never have to see it again. FF.net has so much Harry/Draco or Harry/Snape crap that fan girls seem to love and so it constantly shows up on search results. I would love to block it once and never have to deal with it again.

Things that make me go "WTF" about JKR's Potterverse:

Dumbledore - I despise Dumbledore. This hasn't always been the case - when I first read through the HP books, I viewed Dumbledore through the lens of Gandalf and didn't examine his actions closely. With closer analysis, I've come to the conclusion that Dumbledore is either evil, insane, or some combination of the two.

Dumbledore is one of, if not the most, powerful wizards around, especially after the defeat of Lord V. He is the head of the ICW and the wizagoff. He is the headmaster of the premier magical teaching institutes in England and has the capability of influencing an entire generation of students. And what does he do with all of this power to oppose the return of Lord V or the rise of another dark lord? He forces a baby onto an abusive, magic-hating couple. THATS ALL! What does he do about all of the deatheaters who bribed their way out of prison time? - Nothing. What does he do about the werewolf laws/attitudes that basically force them to support Lord V? - Nothing. What does he do about the Pureblood attitudes that enabled the rise of Lord V? - Nothing.

What is he doing during the 11 years between the disembodiment of Lord V and Harry's arrival at Hogwarts since he seems too busy to check on Harry and ensure that he is being taken care of? Unless letting Harry be abused fits his plans. Which it seems that it must since he constantly forces him to return to the Dudleys and does nothing to stop their abusiveness. In fact, he admits late in the series that he knew he was putting Harry into an abusive situation.

A perfect example of the "wisdom" of Dumbledore - Peter Pettigrew escaping at the end of Book 3. Dumbledore supports Harry showing mercy to Pettigrew and allowing him to escape. And what happens - Pettigrew is integral to the return of Lord V and the death of thousands, if not 10s of thousands, of people. Brilliant. And what good did this supposed life-debt between Harry and Peter do?

Or his attitude towards Snape - I don't care how useful Snape was as a spy against Lord V, that does not justify allowing him to ruin an entire generation of potion students and stop numerous potential aurors and healers from entering the field. How much did he weaken the country just because he wanted to keep his pet deatheater close by?

Or the bloodwards around the Dursley's house - If the bloodwards were so effective against deatheaters, why did the Order of the Phoenix need to have so many people guarding it? And how did he expect the wards to continue to be effective after Harry's blood was used in Lord V's resurrection? And if it was so necessary that Harry return to the Dudley's for his safety, why was he removed after a few weeks to go to the OotP's headquarters?

"Harry Potter & The Fall of a Dark Lord" by Kalen Darkmoon is a wonderful summary of everything wrong with how Harry was treated by Dumbledore. Her profile is also very insightful.

I can not find any logical, moral explanation for Dumbledore's actions, particularly towards Harry. I believe that Dumbledore deliberately created the conditions that led Tom to become Lord V and that all of his actions towards Harry are to try to mold him into a disposable weapon to use against Lord V.

What do I think Dumbledore should have done? First, in the weeks following the disembodiment of Lord V, all of the Deatheaters who escaped Azkaban (and their families) and all of the Wizengamot members who accepted bribed to let them go - they would all vanish. Permanently. Ensure that even if Lord V returns, his power base of supporters is destroyed. Every member of the Ministry and all aurors would be questioned under Veritaserum to ensure that they were not supporters of Lord V. And very shortly after Fudge totally rejected the possibility of Lord V returning (if not far sooner), he would have had a heart attack or fallen down the stairs and broken his neck or something. He was far too small-minded, bigoted, and power-hungry to be allowed to live.

If one choses to let a Deatheater live, he/she is now personally responsible for every death that person causes, since they could have stopped it from ever happening.

Order of the Phoenix - What good were they? They were utterly passive. They only reacted to enemy attacks - no counter attacks were ever considered. The identity of many of the deatheaters were commonly known - ie Malfoy - but they were allowed to move freely and without hindrance. Why wasn't the Order running assassination missions or fiendfiring the houses of the supporters? Why weren't they destroying the resources that allowed Lord V to be funded? Why didn't the houses of the supporters have lethal wards around them? Why weren't they training to fight as soon as any sign of Lord V showed up?

McGonagall - Now I generally like Professor McGonagall, but some of her actions are inexplicable to me. Why did she take 50 points each from Harry and Co when they were caught out after curfew - that's extremely excessive for a group of first years on their first offense. Why not just a warning or a week of detentions? She is supposed to have enjoyed the antics of the Marauders - so why does she seem to be trying to destroy a similar exploratory/bend-the-rules attitude in Harry? Or why did she ignore their concerns about the stone - even if she has utter confidence in the protections, why wouldn't she double-check? Heck, I'll double-check to make sure I didn't leave a light on before I leave the house, let alone when protecting a priceless, one-of-a-kind magical artifact. How long would it take anyway? And considering how lame the protections were, she shouldn't have had that much confidence in their ability to keep out anything. And where was she while her students were being tortured by Umbridge with a highly-illegal blood quill? Either the students didn't trust her to protect them (huge issue if that is the case) or she was too cowardly to protect them. There was any number of things that could have been done to stop the torture - legally or illegally. Personally, I would have picked up a spare wand at a second-hand store, imperiused Umbridge to write lines with the blood quill until she bled out, cleared the magical signature remaining in the area, and then destroyed the wand. But if one wanted a more legal/less bloody solution, sending pictures of what was going to to the Quibbler, school board members, and all of the parents would have lit a political firestorm that would have destroyed Fudge's administration. And was McGonagall the genius who thought it would be a bright idea to send first year students into the Forbidden Forest, at night, with something capable of killing unicorns running around?

Pairings I like:

Harry/Hermione - best friends to lovers, the smartest witch of her generation ending up with the Boy-Who-Lived, seems the most natural to me.

Harry/Fleur - Hot intelligent talented blonde. What more needs to be said, except that I would be jealous.

Harry/Gabrielle - generally doesn't work within the timeline of the books due to the age difference (not a fan of pedaphilia), but a relationship forming Harry saving her life seems more natural than Ginny's wanting to marry the Boy-Who-Lived, especially if one throws in some type of life-debt/bonding.

Pairings I hate:

Harry/Ginny - I don't like Ginny. I'm not exactly sure why, though the stories where she uses a love potion to get Harry seem very believable to me. I guess the fan girl -> stalker seems more logical than fan girl -> girl friend

Harry/Draco or Harry/Snape - I'm generally uninterested in slash in general, but I truly can't understand the fascination with these two pairings. Harry with the arrogant kid who he has been fighting with ever since they met or Harry with the bitter, nasty, Deatheater potion master who has attacked/belittled/etc constantly from the first class? What are these people smoking...

Ron/Hermione - What the hell was JKR thinking anyway when she put these two together - the smartest witch of her generation with the lazy slob who constantly argues and insults her? Though Jeconais in his story Hope does do a wonderful job of showing a mature, loving relationship between the two.

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Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 374,483 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hayate G., Rin, Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 282,084 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 526,677 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 3,474 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 449,942 - Reviews: 7471 - Favs: 7,009 - Follows: 6,717 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 124,002 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Goblin Queen by Biigoh reviews
Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, the SpaceBattles, Sufficient Velocity and Questionable Questing forums ("Goblin Queen") has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 16th arc is about changes.
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 134 - Words: 188,529 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Skitter
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 83 - Words: 436,992 - Reviews: 4050 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 2,736 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi, OC
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 487,914 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 10/30/2005
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 3,066 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 711,366 - Reviews: 9333 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/4/2005
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 357,167 - Reviews: 4375 - Favs: 5,241 - Follows: 5,022 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,671 - Reviews: 4723 - Favs: 6,637 - Follows: 7,235 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 576,220 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 127,841 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/1/2014
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14017 - Favs: 17,148 - Follows: 14,623 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2007
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 344,220 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 5,317 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 6,462 - Follows: 7,564 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13391 - Favs: 17,236 - Follows: 16,272 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3563 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 5,608 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,364 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30214 - Favs: 16,558 - Follows: 14,524 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 290,420 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by alienyouthct reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? STORY UNDER REVISION; please see the last chapter for info...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,049 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G., Loki
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Copacetic by Materia-Blade reviews
My story was finally over. I had brought the Golden Morning and my reward was life. I found the peace I'd fought so hard for. The world was open to me! All I had to do was stay out of the light, and not draw attention to myself. That would be easy! ...I didn't last a week.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,404 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Skitter
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Inoue Shiori by Hermionechan90 reviews
The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. OC, SI (Self Insert), AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 157,007 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Kakashi H., OC]
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,299 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
Triwizard Tournament: Take Two by Moonlight Ace reviews
While chasing the last remnants of the Death Eaters still loyal to Voldemort, Harry is unexpectedly thrown back in time to the start of his fourth year of Hogwarts. This time round, things are going to be a little different. Harry/Fleur pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,845 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4168 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 4,408 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 5,648 - Follows: 6,381 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,404 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 2,693 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 6,413 - Follows: 7,920 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 6,704 - Follows: 7,646 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Reset by Knife Hand reviews
Everything in Harry Potter's life is not what it seems – inspired by zerohour20xx's Harry Potter the Game: Epic Edition - Chapter 6 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 4,792 - Follows: 4,803 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Midnight Gold, The Rise Of The Forgotten Lord by InheritanceConfessor2011 reviews
The chronicles of the rise of Lord Harry James Potter and his battle to rebuild the Potter family to its former glory, while working to prove himself worthy of the Potter name and its ancient legacy. Neville is true B-W-L, Rated M for mature themes, No slash. Chapters 17 to 19 currently being REVISED DUE TO GRAMMAR AND SPELLING ISSUES. Chapter 43 reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 446,559 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragonfly by jacobk reviews
Who says living in Brockton Bay is suffering? If things went differently, even Taylor Hebert could have a little fun. My entry in the "Taylor triggers with a different power" genre.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,639 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Skitter
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 4,834 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
The Sealmaster of Konoha by FaerieLight reviews
Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. The poor blonde just can't catch a break. Eventual femNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,062 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 2,871 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,556 - Follows: 4,506 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 3,731 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Pink Parasite by 88mph reviews
During the Genin test Sakura awakens a blood limit that could make her more hated than the Uchiha's copying ability. As her hopes and dreams for the future shatter, she finds support in an unlikely knuckle-headed teammate. She has to hide the truth even as the village scrutinizes the newest additions to the notorious legacy of Team 7. Oh and she discovers the joy of ramen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,427 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Shell of the God-King by alienyouthct reviews
The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history. Eventual Harry/Illyria/Narcissa/f/f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,253 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Narcissa M.]
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 3,214 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 4,206 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Private Eye Potter by Genini1 reviews
When the chips are down and you've got no one else left who do you call? Not Harry Potter if you want results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin U., Naruto U.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Not Normal by Radaslab reviews
His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 585,600 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
Repeat by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Naruko, the blond Rokudaime of Konoha, is sick of Madara throwing her into the past every time she's about to defeat him. However after five 'repeats', the Fox has had enough and decides to interfere. Now she's been thrown farther into the past than ever before, and given a chance to change the future. Can Naruko stop Madara before he throws her back again? Naru/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Naruko U., Itachi U.
First Try: Shippuden by Lucillia reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 274,147 - Reviews: 3403 - Favs: 5,786 - Follows: 3,586 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Blender by LordsFire reviews
This is my repository for miscellaneous story fragments that I thought were interesting, but not interesting enough, or perhaps worth enough effort, to turn into full stories in and of themselves.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,133 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P.
Cry Out, Curlew by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Helping others was her passion. It became a revolution. With the power of an open mind, Hermione Granger changed the wizarding world forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,383 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 5,057 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. (The Great Grammar Clean-Up Edit of 2012-13 is In Progress.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 2,432 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
The Hero We Deserve by Random Equinox reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,612 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 290 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 1,049 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
A Summoning Gone Awry by butalearner reviews
Harry and friends design an Old Norse runic ritual to Summon assistance for the battle against Voldemort. The results are...surprising. AU, Ravenclaw!Harry, Ravenclaw!Hermione, Harry/Multi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P.
Wicked Hermione by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry needed her now more than ever and Hermione is determined to do whatever it takes for him to survive fourth year. No matter what, she is willing to do whatever it takes to protect him. Even if it means she has to turn into the wicked witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5373 - Favs: 5,558 - Follows: 6,294 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3634 - Favs: 5,183 - Follows: 4,677 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
The Power by twilliams1797 reviews
The Power they do not use Harry realizes that there is more than one way to do things, and that there are ways around a problem that the Wizarding world has ignored H/Hr - summary edit 11-17-2013 short version: Harry and Hermione with the advice of their friend Luna tread a path towards the best possible future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 256,026 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 7,905 - Follows: 8,041 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14765 - Favs: 7,876 - Follows: 6,993 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Slayer Magic by Perfect Lionheart reviews
After Halloween, it turns out nobody's costume left anything significant over. However, that doesn't mean they didn't wish it had. Also, in the backlash of all of that chaos magic, that doesn't mean there wasn't magic to be found.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,442 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 3,591 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The ThirtySix Stratagems of Wáng Jìngzé by Mussimm reviews
"They want us gone now, before we get too powerful for them to kill. I say they've waited too long. I say we have that power now." The war has begun. ME3!Spec!fic. Shrios.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,588 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
World of Weirdcraft by SpaceAnJL reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Empress in the shadows by voider reviews
The story of a Goa’uld who lacked the insanity of her race, her rise to power and the birth of an empire.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,805 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008
The Weapon Revised! by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 10,246 - Follows: 11,761 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 4,319 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 7,563 - Follows: 7,303 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8074 - Favs: 15,125 - Follows: 6,464 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14313 - Favs: 7,388 - Follows: 5,590 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry and Gabi by muggledad reviews
Does love really withstand all? Can they truly complete each other while navigating the deadly life that others build around them? Harry/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 151,903 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.]
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 453 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3209 - Favs: 10,063 - Follows: 4,354 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 1,808 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Knowledge is Power by Nkari127 reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,836 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,308 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4207 - Favs: 8,168 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 4,543 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Heart of Darkness by Cka3ka reviews
AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 215,499 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 4,275 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Natural Animagus by wsbenge reviews
Harry is sent to the Dursleys, but due to a natural proclivity for cat animagus transformations, goes to live with the kneazles at Mrs. Figg's a few weeks before he is 2 years old. He spends years as a kneazle, before his association with Ginny Weasley h
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,097 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 282 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 459 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 6,470 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks