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Joined 10-25-10, id: 2590213, Profile Updated: 04-05-15
Author has written 17 stories for Glee, and How to Train Your Dragon.

Hi everyone! My name is Mary. I'm 23 years old, I'm incredibly sarcastic, and I like to write about fictional couples that I love a lot. Right now, that main couple would be Hiccup and Astrid from How to Train Your Dragon.

My writing tends to be simple in style (at least to me it's simple), and usually garners an M rating, so if you're into that, cool, check me out! If you're not, that's fine, I understand. If you don't like my stuff, at least check out the things I've read and favorited, because there's no way you won't like those fics, as they are flawless. But yeah, I'd say just give me a chance and send me a message if you'd like! I'll gladly have a correspondence with anyone.

Also, feel free to follow me on tumblr, if you have one. I post about HTTYD pretty much nonstop and a lot of TV shows. I also make gifs and post updates on my fics, so if you're interested in any of that, yeah, it's there.

And yes, I deleted One of the Dragons. Please let me explain why.

When it all comes down to it, I stopped being a fan of this story a long time ago. A tale that once invigorated me now bores me, and I had absolutely no desire to finish it. I would get reviews daily telling me to update it, and it would just make me want to update it even less for some reason.

It wasn’t that the reviews weren’t positive, because they were, but they just made me feel worse about the story because I haven’t had plans to update it in months and honestly, I don’t have time to anymore. I’m never even really on my computer! So there’s that.

But like I said, the story was just boring to me, and I had no interest in writing it anymore. It’s not like there were any inventive ideas or plots. In fact, everything was way too rushed in my opinion, and I wish I hadn’t written it the way I did. And while I did have somewhat of an ending in mind, I know it wouldn’t be an ending with closure, and then people would want a sequel, and I wouldn’t want to write it. In the end, I just decided that it was best to cut ties with it all together, though I did save it all first.

I really hope the readers of the story can forgive me. It was the most popular story I’ve written, with 600 people following it! That’s incredible to me, and I doubt I’ll ever reach that number again, but to all those people, I’m so very sorry. I just couldn’t do it anymore, and I didn’t want you all waiting for a new chapter that would never come. There are so many better stories with the same premise as mine, go read them. I’m sure their authors will at least finish them.

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Such Great Heights by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
"You gave me the stars." Modern AU. Hiccup x Astrid. [Continuation of TONGUE TIED]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,748 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11h - Published: 1/26 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4052 - Favs: 5,412 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wild Hearts by CuriosityRedux reviews
She finds him in the woods with an injured Night Fury. Feral and mysterious, the boy named Hiccup claims to be able to end the war that's raged between dragons and Vikings for centuries. Berk's been ravaged for years. She has no choice but to believe him. But that doesn't mean she has to trust him. Or fall for him.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,398 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Priority by nneurosis reviews
It was never going to be a one-night stand. Modern AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/21/2014
Tongue Tied by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
"I'm having a party on Saturday. You should come." Modern AU. Hiccup x Astrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
You Are Loved by Writer for the Tylwyth Teg reviews
Modern AU. It's not just women that are in abusive relationships. Hiccup needs a hero, and it comes in the form of a slender, foul-mouthed, stubborn, blond girl who is the first person in a long time that thinks he's worth the world.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,627 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
In the Womb of the Leaves by Writer for the Tylwyth Teg reviews
AU. In the little village of Berk, women are second class citizens and are taught love doesn't exist in marriage. Astrid is no exception, but she despises her fiance and yearns for freedom. It seems that the womb of the forest births many strange things, including a feral young man and his black wolf with three legs.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid
Sacrifices by thaipothetical reviews
It was six months after she was taken that she returned on the back of a dragon. Left to die on the cliffs, Astrid wouldn't go down without a fight, but they'll all have to make sacrifices to end this war. AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,341 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Ruffnut, Toothless - Complete
My Little Phoenix by Writer for the Tylwyth Teg reviews
Astrid rescues Hiccup after he was taken by pirates four months ago. However, his mind and body have been shattered by starvation, abuse, and worse. Now, Astrid is left to pick up the pieces and try to find the mind of the boy she loves amidst the tendrils of darkness that hold him hostage. But the healing process will be long and difficult.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,043 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 2993 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Long Overdue by Zavocado reviews
Ever since Blaine met Santana Lopez during their freshman year, she's been determined to make his sex life outrageous. There's just one problem: she's completely obliviously to who his perfect guy is. At least until now. AU, future!fic. Heavy on the smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,634 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
but with a whimper by of-a-crescendo reviews
Everyone is born with the name of their soulmate on their hand. The only problem? Kurt and Blaine don't have each other's names on their hands. Completed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
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Unexpected Shorts reviews
Part of the Unexpected Verse. Short stories that show snippets and tidbits of Hiccup and Astrid's life together, both during and after high school. They will show the growth of a family and the growth of a relationship that always seems to defy logic, but also one that gets stronger and stronger with each passing day.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
The Wedding Plan reviews
Astrid's older brother Eric is getting married, and Astrid is excited, not so much for her brother, but for herself. While everyone else's eyes are on the bride, Astrid's will be on the Best Man, her brother's best friend Hiccup. Modern!AU one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Unexpected reviews
After a drunken, anger-induced one night stand with Hiccup Haddock at the first party of their senior year, Astrid Hofferson ends up in a very unexpected predicament that will definitely change the way her "perfect" last year of high school was supposed to go. Modern! AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,234 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
5 Times Hiccup and Astrid Were Interrupted and 1 Time They Weren't reviews
Hiccup and Astrid are constantly trying to get some alone time. They are also constantly interrupted.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Long Live the Chief reviews
Hiccup contemplates his new role as Chief. Astrid interrupts his contemplating and makes him feel better. He makes her feel even better in return. Warning: there are HTTYD2 spoilers ahead. Please don't read if you haven't seen the film, unless you for some reason don't mind being spoiled.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Back to Life reviews
Valka reflects on her life back in Berk and on her family. MAJOR HTTYD2 SPOILERS. Please don't read if you haven't seen the second movie.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Valka - Complete
Restore Me, Restore Life reviews
After an abrupt break up with Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson went off in search of his own dream and found Asher Hayes. But Asher was anything but a dream. In fact… he was Blaine's worst nightmare. Extreme angst. Trigger warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know reviews
Blaine Anderson finds Kurt Hummel after many years apart. Things aren't the same, but Blaine's feelings still are. Warning: Mature themes. Extreme Angst. Major Character Death.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In The Dark Of The Night reviews
Blaine Anderson is forced to go to a straight camp, where he meets Kurt Hummel. Under the cover of night, they find something they didn't expect to while surrounded by people telling them they aren't allowed to be who they are. AU one shot. M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Better Kiss, A Hotter Touch reviews
Dark of the Night universe. It's been a month since Blaine and Kurt left straight camp, and they are finally able to see each other again. Chilling out with the New Directions and boy love is what ensues, because they really missed each other. M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Death and Life of Blaine Anderson reviews
When Blaine Anderson was fifteen he died, but was miraculously brought back from the dead. He was given an incredible gift, as well as a second chance at life. He didn't know what that second chance was for until he met Kurt Hummel. One shot. M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Nothing Can Keep Me From Loving You reviews
It never occurred to super popular Blaine Anderson that he could be gay. But when he's partnered with Kurt Hummel, the only openly gay kid at McKinley High, for a project, Blaine begins to question everything about himself. AU one shot. M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All You Need Is Love reviews
For years, Blaine had to hear the hateful words about him spew from his father's mouth, even when he didn't necessarily understand what those words meant. Now he's older, and he has the perfect remedy to his pain. His name is Kurt Hummel. One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
For You I Will reviews
Blaine and Kurt are in the midst of a serious fight, so Blaine decides to make things better in the best way he knows how. Song! One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Thinking Of You reviews
Kurt and Blaine broke up right before college and Kurt found romance with a new boy. But he can't stop comparing him to Blaine. Then Blaine shows up and Kurt has no idea what to do... Go the safe way, or risk it to have true love. One shot. M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Unlikely Friends reviews
When Blaine Anderson transferred to McKinley High for his senior year, no one expected he and Santana Lopez would become best friends. Five years later, they still have each others' backs. Future Blaine and Santana friendship one shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Blaine A., Santana L. - Complete
Excuse Me? reviews
It's the beginning of senior year, and Blaine Anderson has a surprise for boyfriend Kurt Hummel. Short, fluffy one shot on how I feel the third season should start out for Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete