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Joined 10-25-10, id: 2590213, Profile Updated: 11-28-16
Author has written 22 stories for Glee, How to Train Your Dragon, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, and Voltron: Legendary Defender.

Hi everyone! My name is Mary. I'm 24 years old, I'm incredibly sarcastic, and I like to write about fictional couples that I love a lot. I used to write smut a lot so most of my older fics are all M, but I don't really care to write that anymore so you'll probably see a lot more hurt/comfort and/or humor based romance shit on here now. I am theoddpocalypse (formerly HouseHaddock). Honestly a little surprised that wasn't taken on here. I wanted it to match my tumblr, which if you have one, feel free to follow me. I post a lot of personal/trash stuff, so it's a good time all around.

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Wild Hearts by CuriosityRedux reviews
She finds him in the woods with an injured Night Fury. Feral and mysterious, the boy named Hiccup claims to be able to end the war that's raged between dragons and Vikings for centuries. Berk's been ravaged for years. She has no choice but to believe him. But that doesn't mean she has to trust him. Or fall for him.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,765 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Starfall by GolfAlphaMike reviews
[STORY COMPLETE] Marco and Star have been separated by the dimensions. Why were they torn apart? Can they make their way back to each other? There will be adventure, action, and drama. But most of all, there will be Starco. HELLA STARCO! ** Story Finale -Epilogue 15: Circle- now posted. **
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 180,843 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Star B., Marco D.] - Complete
My Little Phoenix by Writer for the Tylwyth Teg reviews
Astrid rescues Hiccup after he was taken by pirates four months ago. However, his mind and body have been shattered by starvation, abuse, and worse. Now, Astrid is left to pick up the pieces and try to find the mind of the boy she loves amidst the tendrils of darkness that hold him hostage. But the healing process will be long and difficult.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,551 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3866 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 5,711 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Priority by nneurosis reviews
It was never going to be a one-night stand. Modern AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014
You Are Loved by Writer for the Tylwyth Teg reviews
Modern AU. It's not just women that are in abusive relationships. Hiccup needs a hero, and it comes in the form of a slender, foul-mouthed, stubborn, blond girl who is the first person in a long time that thinks he's worth the world.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,627 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 3255 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Long Overdue by Zavocado reviews
Ever since Blaine met Santana Lopez during their freshman year, she's been determined to make his sex life outrageous. There's just one problem: she's completely obliviously to who his perfect guy is. At least until now. AU, future!fic. Heavy on the smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,634 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
but with a whimper by of-a-crescendo reviews
Everyone is born with the name of their soulmate on their hand. The only problem? Kurt and Blaine don't have each other's names on their hands. Completed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
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A Little Bit Longer reviews
As they realize that finding each other could possibly never happen, Keith and Lance have to come to grips with the feelings they've been hiding deep down, the feelings that they might never be able to reveal to one another.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Keith, Lance] T. Shirogane/Shiro, Hunk - Complete
Images of Broken Light reviews
A nightmare takes Lance to a place he'd never thought he could possibly go to, one where he doesn't even recognize the person he loves with all his heart.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2016 - [Lance, Keith] - Complete
You, Me, and the Dance Floor reviews
While celebrating a victory against the Galra, Lance starts putting the moves on Keith. The dance moves.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [Keith, Lance] - Complete
Could It Be reviews
After years of liking each other without actually admitting it, Marco plucks up the courage to ask Star to prom and she says yes. Though they pass it off as just friends going to have fun, it definitely doesn't stop them from finally taking a step into something more.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/7/2016 - [Star B., Marco D.] - Complete
I Won't Say It reviews
In the time following her crazy sleepover, Star has begun to feel more isolated from Marco as he finally gets the courage to ask out Jackie. But is Star feeling just natural friend jealousy, or is it something more?
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/2/2016 - [Star B., Marco D.] - Complete
Unexpected Shorts reviews
Part of the Unexpected Verse. Short stories that show snippets and tidbits of Hiccup and Astrid's life together, both during and after high school. They will show the growth of a family and the growth of a relationship that always seems to defy logic, but also one that gets stronger and stronger with each passing day.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
The Wedding Plan reviews
Astrid's older brother Eric is getting married, and Astrid is excited, not so much for her brother, but for herself. While everyone else's eyes are on the bride, Astrid's will be on the Best Man, her brother's best friend Hiccup. Modern!AU one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Unexpected reviews
After a drunken, anger-induced one night stand with Hiccup Haddock at the first party of their senior year, Astrid Hofferson ends up in a very unexpected predicament that will definitely change the way her "perfect" last year of high school was supposed to go. Modern! AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,234 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
5 Times Hiccup and Astrid Were Interrupted and 1 Time They Weren't reviews
Hiccup and Astrid are constantly trying to get some alone time. They are also constantly interrupted.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Long Live the Chief reviews
Hiccup contemplates his new role as Chief. Astrid interrupts his contemplating and makes him feel better. He makes her feel even better in return. Warning: there are HTTYD2 spoilers ahead. Please don't read if you haven't seen the film, unless you for some reason don't mind being spoiled.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Back to Life reviews
Valka reflects on her life back in Berk and on her family. MAJOR HTTYD2 SPOILERS. Please don't read if you haven't seen the second movie.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Valka - Complete
Restore Me, Restore Life reviews
After an abrupt break up with Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson went off in search of his own dream and found Asher Hayes. But Asher was anything but a dream. In fact… he was Blaine's worst nightmare. Extreme angst. Trigger warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know reviews
Blaine Anderson finds Kurt Hummel after many years apart. Things aren't the same, but Blaine's feelings still are. Warning: Mature themes. Extreme Angst. Major Character Death.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In The Dark Of The Night reviews
Blaine Anderson is forced to go to a straight camp, where he meets Kurt Hummel. Under the cover of night, they find something they didn't expect to while surrounded by people telling them they aren't allowed to be who they are. AU one shot. M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Better Kiss, A Hotter Touch reviews
Dark of the Night universe. It's been a month since Blaine and Kurt left straight camp, and they are finally able to see each other again. Chilling out with the New Directions and boy love is what ensues, because they really missed each other. M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Death and Life of Blaine Anderson reviews
When Blaine Anderson was fifteen he died, but was miraculously brought back from the dead. He was given an incredible gift, as well as a second chance at life. He didn't know what that second chance was for until he met Kurt Hummel. One shot. M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Nothing Can Keep Me From Loving You reviews
It never occurred to super popular Blaine Anderson that he could be gay. But when he's partnered with Kurt Hummel, the only openly gay kid at McKinley High, for a project, Blaine begins to question everything about himself. AU one shot. M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All You Need Is Love reviews
For years, Blaine had to hear the hateful words about him spew from his father's mouth, even when he didn't necessarily understand what those words meant. Now he's older, and he has the perfect remedy to his pain. His name is Kurt Hummel. One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
For You I Will reviews
Blaine and Kurt are in the midst of a serious fight, so Blaine decides to make things better in the best way he knows how. Song! One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Thinking Of You reviews
Kurt and Blaine broke up right before college and Kurt found romance with a new boy. But he can't stop comparing him to Blaine. Then Blaine shows up and Kurt has no idea what to do... Go the safe way, or risk it to have true love. One shot. M for smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Unlikely Friends reviews
When Blaine Anderson transferred to McKinley High for his senior year, no one expected he and Santana Lopez would become best friends. Five years later, they still have each others' backs. Future Blaine and Santana friendship one shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Blaine A., Santana L. - Complete
Excuse Me? reviews
It's the beginning of senior year, and Blaine Anderson has a surprise for boyfriend Kurt Hummel. Short, fluffy one shot on how I feel the third season should start out for Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete