Welcome! To the wondrous and often forgetful world, called my life!
No seriously, I can't guarantee that everything you read will be up-to-date.
My name, dear ones, will forever be a mystery. But you may call me Nematocera, which means mosquito. I always thought this name to be quite ironic, if you know how tall I am. I was born on a fabulous Friday evening and graced my parents with my presence almost 7 weeks early.
The cat in my avatar is real. She is called Chloe and together with her sister Caatje causes utter mayhem in my humble abode, somewhere in the Netherlands. If you can't pronounce their names, I forgive you. One is French and the other is Dutch.
While I'm not a writer, I am an avid fan of Twilight fanfiction. The original books and subsequent films can burn in Hell for all I care, but the stories that I've read on this website are often times addicting. They have caused many sleepless nights and bad grades, due to lack of sleep and diligent homework-making.
Yes, I do still make homework. Not as a high school-er, but as a University student. So you can make a ballpark guess of how old I am.