Her.Vanilla.Majesty
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Joined 10-26-10, id: 2590521, Profile Updated: 09-07-12
Author has written 14 stories for Legend of Zelda, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Final Fantasy X, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Her.Vanilla.Majesty

Name: Classified--or else she'd have to kill you. (e-mail her anyway. her inbox is too empty)

Age: Unknown--really, she can't remember anything.

Location: in an unstable set of mind because she has to deal with growing up (which is NOT AS FUN as it sounded when she was seven). Also, America.


Favorite Quote: They did not speak, they did not bow, they were not acquainted; they saw each other; and, like stars in the sky separated by millions of leagues, they lived by gazing upon each other. -les misérables


(Pending) Favorite Movies/TV shows: The Proposal, Lion King (3D--'cuz I saw it), Bridesmaids, Dear John, Up, Avatar, Advent Children, Spirited Away, The Avengers, Titanic, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Office, 30 Rock, Colbert Report...etc.


Favorite Books/Series: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, City of Ashes, City of Glass, The Infernal Devices: Clockwork Angel, Clockwork Prince, get well soon, Vibes, The Hobbit, Les Miserables...etc.


Obsessions: Legend of Zelda, the internet, writing, Fanfitcion, chocolate, pandas, penguins, the color blue, furniture from FAB that I cannot afford, ナルト...


Pairings: what's life without cute couples to fawn over?

-Link & Zelda (my first and foremost. the princess and the hero *swoons*)

-Cloud and Tifa (i'm a sucker for childhood affection turned serious love)

-Howl & Sophie (with a side of wicked witch)

-Sasuke & Sakura (so painful, but so good...and pretty.)

-Yuna and Tidus (because the ending made me bawl)

-Jace & Isabelle (because they aren't related and they both kill demons. hawt.)

-Chihiro & Haku (why-oh-why must they be separated by the spirit world?)

-Percy and Reyna (i feel something there...i feel it and i have to...write stories, dangit!)


My "Meh."'s: (Things that don't necessarily make me upset, but not fall completely head-over-heels in love. Yet.)

1: The City of Fallen Angels--Don't get me wrong. I love Cassandra Clare and this series. But it's becoming a little too Jace-will-always-love-Clary-and-their-love-will-prevail-even-the-strongest-of-demon-brothers-because-they're-just-SO-MEANT-FOR-EACH-OTHER. I can't stomach too much. Clary and Jace are cute, when they're not being a little overkill on the 'together our love will CRUSH anything in our way' routine. Seriously, guys, I get it. -_-...


Favorite person in the World as of now: うちは サスケ--I have my fingers crossed that Sasuke-kun turns into a good guy again. I love him too much...:( (sasusaku!)



Quotes:

"They gave me something. My mouth tastes like purple." -Jack (30 Rock)

"Send it to the frickin' moon, idiot." -Dwight--on the ambulance after getting appendicitis (The Office)

"Happy Valentine's Day to you all. I hope you're spending it with the people you love. And if they're attractive...call me, yeah? Hook a brother up." -communitychannel (YouTube)

"Life is short. 'Drive fast, leave a sexy corpse'. That's my motto." -Stanley (The Office)

"I was laughing at you because declarations of unrequited love amuse me."-Jace (The City of Bones)

"It's only appropriate when it's ugly people." -Liz (30 Rock)

"You are evil...like a hobbit." -Dwight (again)

"L'art pour l'art." (Art for art's sake) -Magnus (Clockwork Prince)

"Sarcasm is for the imaginatively bankrupt." -Clary (City of Bones)

"She said she'd never let go...SHE LET GO! -sobs-"- Craig Benzine on Rose from the Titanic (wheezywaiter)

"I'm your husband! You're supposed to support me no matter what's in my pants!"- Ray Romano (Everybody Loves Raymond)

"Fire a warning shot...into his face."- purpleeyeswtf's Captain Morgan ("None Piece" [abridged])


Who am I? Why am I here?

Answer:

Fanfiction is a great way for me to vent out much needed angst about my non-angsty life because I like to pretend that I'm a trouble protagonist in an award-winning soap where I have trust issues (even though, in real life, I'd probably lend my wallet to the first relatively nice person who greets me in the morning) because my childhood has been wrecked by either bad dudes who have come to do off with me because I'm the Chosen One or I'm secretly Harry Potter and You-Know-Who has risen from the dead.

But, alas, I am not a troubled protagonist, nor am I a Chosen One, or a wizard. I'm 100% Muggle (as far as I can tell) and my childhood has been relatively bad-guys-free. I wield no Triforce or Master Sword. I am not infused with Mako. I am not an Uchiha (as far as I know...MOM? MOM!?)

I'm also scared of toasters.

...That's why I don't have any.

So instead, I'll just write stories about people who are all those fantastic things listed above and hope you wonderful people enjoy them.

-HVM


Skyward Sword Progress: on my way to the goddess' last gift! Again, SO MUCH PROGRESS. :p


For the stories I've written...

(The ongoings-slash-what I can focus on for now)


Death to Pain [Percy Jackson & the Olympians]

Pairing: tentative!Reyna and awkward!Percy :3

What's happening: For all those who enjoy (or perhaps tolerate) this fic of mine...you really are very lucky. It's fun and easy to write (probably because plot progression isn't playing a big role as of yet) and I can dish out drabbles without having to be shot by a needle. Annabeth and Jason will be making their debuts, but I'm holding off on it because I want to make Percy and Reyna go through a heck of a lot more before they're all squished together in a love triangle. I'm also toying with the idea of making a separate oneshot for this couple...maybe? They're too cute to be left alone.

Fatal Attraction [Legend of Zelda]

Pairing: devious Link and indignant Zelda. my favorite two.

What's happening: Life and author's block and airsickness. It's almost as if destiny is preventing me from posting. But I have the follow-up chapter on my computer (after I deleted it ten times and re-wrote it) and I really need to get the plot nice and tidy and existent before anyone still reading it is Severely Pissed. :P I'm thinking of discontinuiting, but that's my inner-born 'give up already' self talking, I think. Sorry.

The Eve of Twilight [Howl's Moving Castle]

Pairing: Howl and Sophie (with a little Witch in the mix of course)

What's happening: Me being lazy and starting school after being horribly sick for a week and unable to catch up to any subjects. Sad. New chapter before the month ends or I'm force-feeding myself nothing but the foods I hate for a month. Promise. Also--the Witch gets territorial and much swooning over Howl ensues.

Masks of Vanity [Legend of Zelda]

What's happening: I'm thinking or revising and re-editing or perhaps re-writing. Not sure if I should dish out more chapters or just do a HIATUS for now. I'm still not sure if anyone's reading, so... Maybe I'll get a non-threatening e-mail. Fingers crossed. I might just post one more for the heck of it, maybe. Too uncertain. :(


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Fate Favors the Fearless by Freyjadour reviews
AU Zelink: "I will protect you for as long as I have too. I will run where you need to run, I will hide wherever you need to hide, and I will fight anyone you need to fight. I swear on these words and if I break them, may Death drag me down himself."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 223,845 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Link, Zelda
Seven Nights by kawaiisuzu reviews
Sophie Hatter's life was sensible: black and white. She thought she could make an exception and add shades of gray when she met Horrible Howl. It was too bad, really, that what he demanded was color... -Sequel to 'Seven Days'-
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,578 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sophie H., Howl
L of Z: Keys to The Forgotten Realm by Chris Robins reviews
One year has passed to the day since the Twilight nearly conquered the land. Darkness once again grows under a veil of secrecy. Will the Princess and Hero be able to keep things together? Will they accept their destiny and what it is they truly are?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,734 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
go the converse by arabesque05 reviews
"For me, Sasuke-kun has always been Sasuke first and Uchiha second. And I know that-...That even if Sasuke-kun is not always nice, he can be very kind." A confession, a discovery, and watching the moonrise: spring is a time of beginnings. — Sasuke and Sakura, in the span of ten years: 'I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Inevitability by embyr-75 reviews
Bitterness warred inside him with relief, the imprisoning nature of his duty setting itself irreconcilably against subservient instincts that ran deeper in him than roots of old, gnarled trees, spiraling endlessly into Hyrule's ancient earth. LinkxZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Link, Zelda
call it what you want by xoVanilla-Bean reviews
Link thinks about duty, devotion, and love, sometimes. Skyward Sword verse. - ONESHOT
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
On Your Shore by Shandy reviews
AU: After 10 years in the quiet of Besaid, Yuna, under the guardianship of Auron, is taken to Zanarkand. The city of Blitzball, the city of lights... the city of her dreams. TxY
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,058 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Tidus, Yuna
Entrapment by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Primrose Everdeen believes Gale Hawthorne is the most fascinating person she's ever seen. GalePrim, oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Prim E., Gale H.] - Complete
Need by Flyza reviews
Katniss slips out from a post-rebellion victory party only to witness a moment between Madge and Gale. Post-MJ, not entirely epilogue compliant.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
Ensnared by Poetoffire reviews
Before she became the sun, there could only be darkness. Eugene knows he can't marry Rapunzel until he deals with Flynn's sins, Flynn's wife and the dreams Flynn left behind.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
sleep, wake, dream, break by ZoraAngel reviews
Zelda, a university student and daughter of a prominent CEO, finds her life changed after a visit to Hyrule General Hospital, where she encounters a boy who has been asleep for almost seven years. And dark clouds are gathering...Modern AU, Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Zelda, Link
Storm Star by Split Infinitive reviews
The brutal slaughter of the Kokiri Tribe prompts the Hero of Time to search out his oldest friend. But the Sorrow is coming, bringing with it despair. Is the Chosen One good enough to overcome the doubts within and the darkness without? Dark fantasy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,017 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Strictly Business by sableambiguity reviews
"Even the best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry." When Zuko, a young businessman, mapped out the rest of his life, he never counted on meeting her. -a modern AU-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Zuko, Katara
Intervention by Irelandgal131 reviews
"People are so much easier to control when they think they hold the power." Modern Hyrule
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Link, Zelda
The Plan by trollololololol reviews
Zelda has an ingenious plan to fix her life in fifteen simple steps. According to the books, it should all pan out well. Rated for swearing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Zelda/Sheik, Link
Love A Green Hat by Chiio Majesty reviews
Princess Zelda has been acting strange ever since Link received the green hat from Elzo. After the events of Minish Cap. Short, fluffy oneshot XZelinkX Yeah, I'm a ZeLink fan, get over it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Fires of Compromise by Boggy reviews
Link, having regained his lost seven years, finds work as a tavern boy in Hyrule Market. When fires threaten to topple Hyrule's economy, Link is thrust into the unfamiliar world of politics to save not only his job, but the reputation of his future queen.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,468 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Link, Zelda
The Hero Complex by Eternal Nocturne reviews
Link has always been a natural-born hero, forever burning with a great desire to help others. One night in Castle Town changes that, however, and he learns that it's not always good to listen to that creepy voice inside your head telling you to do things.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Link, Jovani - Complete
Always the Light by Treacle Chip reviews
In the midst of the grand scheme of things, there are little moments that no one ever gets to see... Well, almost no one. Zutara, from Appa's point of view.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Chameleon Stone by Lupi Loop reviews
*COMPLETED YAY* The Legend of an unstable Link, a long-suffering Zelda and a special Ganondorf who loves Seeing Stones and baths with his Rubber Ducks, as they go head-to-head with a fallen goddess for the power to make dreams reality. mayhem & zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 186,333 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Link - Complete
Aversion by Katie Ann reviews
Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion. Somewhat TP, decidely oneshot, definitely LxZ.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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the art of lingering reviews
"Good morning, Reyna," he says, and she grunts because she's already strung along more than five words into a sentence, which means she's met her quota today for the being-less-repressed-is-a-small-step-towards-social-acceptance-as-said-by-Percy-Jackson program. -AU threeshot .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Percy J., Reyna
Death to Pain reviews
—Lonely moons, bad dreams, stolen DVDs, and trucks running over boys who destroyed your home. What happens when Percy and Reyna get to talking in the middle of the night?—drabbles
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Reyna, Percy J.
Finis reviews
03.-Of the colors of lips, changing of seasons, knights and queens, and the "everything in between" that is Link and Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Link, Zelda
The Fantastic Misadventures of Bonnie and Clyde reviews
— In which thieves are makeshift heroes and small-town girls are whisked off to nonsensical adventures in search of a legendary sword, with redhead tyrants nipping at their heels the whole merry way. —
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,329 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Link, Zelda
The Eve of Twilight reviews
There was a time when Sophie Hatter did not trifle with matters of the heart, when she was still sharp and sensible. It was then that he flew into her life, all sunlit hair and deceivingly blue eyes, and she fell into his most complicated trap yet. Love.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Howl, Sophie H.
Fatal Attraction reviews
—It was all a game, one they had both mastered and perfected in their early days. Their pawns were positioned, scattered on tiles of black and white. The stakes were high, but such was expected when dealing with matters of the heart. Especially theirs.—
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Link, Zelda
C l o c k w o r k reviews
They are lovers in one life, heroes in another. They are parallel images, mirrors of wisdom and courage depicting a thousand stories of love pursued in vain and friendships blossoming in between the erratic flow of time. The princess and the hero are one.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Descent reviews
"Ganondorf has won long ago. Now you come and tell me that he," The princess gestures to the blue-eyed man, "is the one you have been searching for? Isn't it too late?" He grins bashfully at her doubt-filled words. "I've always fancied myself a Hero."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Link, Zelda
A Thousand Tides reviews
AU: "...because in the midst of all the beckoning whistles, blitzball games, and midnight rendezvous, she had downed enough glasses of champagne and courage to fall for the infuriatingly handsome blue-eyed boy..." T/Y
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Tidus, Yuna
Masks of Vanity reviews
Lust was never as dangerous as love. But now, as they stood in the crossroads that led to either desire or madness, they realized it was too late to save themselves. All they had was each other. And they would rather kill themselves sooner than admit it. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,884 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Link, Zelda
Paper Window reviews
-The best way to remember forgotten memories is through ink and paper...especially when they are best left untouched.- Oneshot. Chihiro/Haku
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
In Which Winter Has Come reviews
The insufferably smart Sophie leaves EVERYTIME Howl throws a day long diatribe about gods-know-what, and Calcifer is left to deal with the consequences of her absence. Oh well, at least there isn't any green goo to drown in...for the moment.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Howl, Calcifer - Complete
Diatribe reviews
Oh yes. Listening to the rantings of a lovesick teenage girl, who could only fret about whether or not her heart's desire reciprocated her feelings was Lin's greatest burden of all... Chihiro/Haku, with a slight tinge of comedy and irony... Oneshot
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Rin, Kohaku N. - Complete
Distractions reviews
Twilight had gone, grandeur had woven into his future, his ring sparkled with a divine commitment to his Princess. Yet she stalked his steps every day, her 'love' had reached deadly heights. They were right. Perhaps she should stop while she still could..
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete