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Poll: I've hit somewhat of a wall on "The Dead-Armed Boy in Room 602," but I've recently gotten really hooked on Repo! the Genetic Opera and am on a kick Anybody want a Grilo story to hold you over until I can pick back up on Room 602? It's already started, I'm working on the 2nd chapter, in fact. It's friendship and probably going to be eventual romance. Vote Now!
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Joined 10-26-10, id: 2591062, Profile Updated: 04-06-14
Author has written 55 stories for Wicked, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Parodies and Spoofs, RENT, Titanic, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Les Misérables, Mary Poppins, Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion, Supernatural, Rise of the Guardians, Odd Thomas series, Phantom of the Opera, Mortal Instruments, Jack the Giant Slayer, and Frozen.

Basically, all you need to know about me is that I was born insane, come from a family of weirdos, "crazy" is a compliment in my family, I am obsessed with Wicked, the Twilight Saga, and Nancy Drew, I am on Team Edward, and you all can call me Maggie because that's a short version of my middle name, which is Margaret. OH, also, writing and reading are like my LIFE (next to my obsessions)!!! They are my passion and I pursue them with determination. I plan on becoming an author someday, so you'll probably see a lot of my crap on here once I really get going. You should know, I usually leave stories unfinished, but I do have one thing that sort of qualifies as a kind of long-ish one-shot. It's a Wicked prequal about the school Fiyero went to before Shiz and how he got kicked out of it. My very bestest friend evah here on FF is Bremela, who I call sometimes call Bremmie, but appears in my crack fics and things as Bree, usually coming with me when I show up to interact with the characters, and she is awesome. We've sent over 78 PMs to each other in a row, and still counting. LET'S KEEP GOING, BREE! WE CAN TRY FOR A WORLD RECORD, WOOT!!! So, yeah. That's basically me in a nutshell. :P

PS: Yes, I am one of the many people in the photo that is my profile pic. Don't ask me which one I am, I'm near the back and basically impossible to see, plus there's nothing to distinguish me from anyone else because this was a giant group selfie taken by my friend Christian of cast and crew members while backstage during my school's run of Urinetown the Musical, and I wasn't in the show, I was on the running crew, so I don't have a costume or anything to make me stand out, I'm wearing all black because that's what crew is required to wear for my school's stuff to help us blend in backstage. If you're curious about anyone else, though, feel free to message me asking about them and I'll tell you a bit about them both in and out of character. Just be sure to say something that will make it clear to me who you're talking about, like, for example, "The guy right at the front wearing plaid," or "The tall redhead dressed as a cop" or something like that. Some defining physical characteristic about the person themselves or some unique detail about their costume, like the curly blonde wig that my friend Catie is wearing, or the denim vest that Hope wore, or Larisa's red lipstick or something else like that. (Don't say "that person with the dirt smudges on their face," there were a lot of those because this is a musical with a chorus that split in half between rich & poor, so the entire half that played poor people had dirt on their faces in varying degrees (except for Jeremiah because he doubled up for this and his other character was a scientist working for the rich people, but he was the only exception to it and only for that reason), and yes, the ladies did all look very Eponine-chic that way.)

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Out of My Shell: Elphaba doesn't doubt for a second that Fiyero is the best thing to have ever happened to her. Surrounded by her small group of friends at Shiz, she is perfectly content for the first time in her life. But when her older brother comes to visit and begins having doubts about Fiyero, things take a sudden turn--and it might not be for the best...


My Links:

Story Links:

For those of you that are following my story, "When Realization Hit," --big thank you and virtual hug if you are!--here are the links for various items in the story:

Nightgown (I'm not sure if this is actually a nightgown, so let's pretend that it is and that the lace starts higher up than it actually does, if you know what I mean)

Dressing gown

Is this not THE most gorgeous dress you have ever seen!??!?!

Boys, if you're anything like my younger brother, you're probably into sharp weapons and all that jazz. If so, this is the link for you! Fiyero's dagger from Chapter 6

And, of course, the picture that inspired the story:

This is really moving! I left 2 comments on here. One is just me doing my rambling thing and the other is in response to something someone else said. Anyway, look for the comments left by someone named psychicpixie17 (my DeviantArt username). Read the artist's comments, too, and go to full view to see it better.

Artistic companion piece to my poem, "Ring in the River" on one of my favorite sites, Polyvore:

Broken and Bleeding and Torn Wide Open

Elphaba's wedding dress from "You Raise Me Up" (it's actually on the same website her midnight blue dress in WRH is from, lol! it's a great site for that kind of dress, they've got some truly beautiful ones, you should explore it a bit if you're into that kind of thing like I am)

Alice's engagement ring from "Long Live Clan Hightopp"

R's "metal poster thing" of the Green Fairy from "Journey to the Past"

Glinda's engagement ring in "The Dead-Armed Boy in Room 602" (it's also available in rose gold, which is what hers is)

Elphaba's locket from "Dead-Armed Boy"

Just-for-Fun Links:

WATCH THESE VIDEOS, MY FELLOW WICKED DRUGGIES!!!

On the green girl line, he's all relaxed, then suddenly is like, "Wait, serious situation. Need to focus here!" and suddenly gets really serious after that, it's so funny!

Pay attention: In this one, she says "and a certain governor will come here to claim the credit for this magic child of his to say how proud he is of me for doing things the Wizard could not even contemplate" when referring to Frex. The one with SJB singing has a totally different phrase!

SJB version of "Making Good" where it says "and guess what old bastard's come here to claim credit for this magic child of his to say how proud he is of me for doing things the Wizard could not even contemplate," whereas Idina says "certain governor." Better sound quality, easier to understand. I was in tears because of what this song talks about! Those of you who don't know, this is something that didn't make it into the musical, it was replaced by "The Wizard and I" in San Fran. The SJB version is also posted with the lyrics going across the screen, if you want to look for that one instead.

Early version of NGD from the workshops. Not all that different from the NGD that we all know and love today, but there is one part in particular, so pay attention.

Find Bree and I on Polyvore!! ;D

Me: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=2275884

Bree: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=2340498

A picture of Kyla Hightopp with her younger siblings, drawn for me by Kyomi-chan16 on Deviant Art

You can also find me on Tumblr at the following link: Of Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters I do have more than one blog on Tumblr, but that's my main one, and if you would like to check out any of my others, feel free to message me (I have anon turned on) and I will respond with a list of my other blogs along with a brief description, and you can decide which one(s) look(s) most interesting to you, then let me know, and I will give you either the URL or the link to the blog itself. Also, if you decide to follow me and we consider each other friends on this website, then I would appreciate it if you would let me know that you've followed me on there so that I can follow you back. :)

For my fellow "Cats" fanatics who believe that Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer are mates:

I mean absolutely no disrespect by saying this (I have taken the pledge to stop the pairing wars (see bottom of profile)), so please don't get upset, but I have found PROOF that the knock-about clowns are, in fact, twins!! I now give unto thee...a link!!! http://www.freewebs.com/jellicleworld/twins.html


Favorite Wicked Quotes:

Galinda: "It's GA-linda, with a Ga!"

Galinda: "It seems the artichoke is steamed!"

Dr. Dillamond: "You go run along and join your friends." Elphaba: "Oh, that's all right I have no friends!"

Elphaba:"Well, we can't all come and go by BUBBLE!"

Elphaba: "I don't care who he is! *smacks Fiyero with a book* Your cart almost knocked me over and you're sleeping!" Fiyero: "Well of course...it's daytime."

Nessarose: "What's in the punch?" Server: "Lemons and melons and pears." Nessarose: "Oh my!"

Galinda: "Fiyero and I are getting married!" Elphaba: "He's asked you already?!" Galinda: "No, but he's going to, he doesn't know yet-uh!"

Elphaba: "My father hates me." *Galinda gasps* Elphaba: "That's not the secret."

Galinda: "LOOK! It's tomorrow!"

Fiyero: "I've been thinking--" Elphaba: "Yes, I heard!"

Elphaba: You're bleeding..." Fiyero: "I am?" Elphaba: "Uh-huh...Right here...It must've...scratched you..." Fiyero: "Yeah...or...maybe it scratched me...or something..."

Fiyero: "Nobody's ever there except the sentries who guard it!" Elphaba: "If nobody's ever there, then where do you live?" Fiyero: "The...other...palace..." Elphaba: "Oh, of course."

Fiyero: "Well, maybe the driver saw green and thought it meant 'go.'"

Glinda: "Just let the little girl GO! And her little dog...Dodo!"

Elphaba: "What? What are you all staring at? Do I have something in my teeth? Oh. I know what's going on here. *sighs* All right, we might as well get this over with...No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, and no, I did not eat grass as a CHILD!!! There! Does that answer all of your questions?! Oh, and this is my little sister, Nessarose, who as you can see, is a PERFECTLY NORMAL COLOR!!!!"

Elphaba: "You shouldn't let ignorant statements like that bother you. I mean, I know I always do, but you shouldn't!"

And countless more, much too many to put them all here!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH FAN FICTION WHEN:

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews" and/or "PMs," a.k.a "Private Messages."

9. You're so used to typing/writing that you're constantly touching on your face, picking at your zits, playing with your hair, pulling loose hairs off of your clothes, fiddling with jewelry, etc., etc. just so you can be doing something with your hands because you feel the need to keep them in constant motion out of habit as a result of so much writing.
(this one is true of me. when i'm not doing something on the computer or writing something down, or even drawing (though i'm not much of an artist) i'm always doing something with my hands, usually one of the above, especially playing with my hair and pulling loose ones off my clothes)

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers and noobs. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fan fiction, and even if you haven't, you can't use the ones you have left because they're either off-topic or your teacher wouldn't know what in the heck you're talking about, so you'd probably fail anyway. (so true, so true XP i had a chance to use a pair of OCs once, but that was it)

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny, and somtimes it brings plot holes with it, because that's just how the bunnies work.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you mother frickin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fan fiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens or a random train of thought enters your head, you screech, "Ooh! Fan fic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this chiz onto your profile! :)


If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.

OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile!

If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALACIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer!

They moved together- blue diamonds on a green field. Elphaba and Fiyero deserve each other. If you’re a Fiyeraba addict, and unashamed to admit it, post this on your profile.

If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever used a Galindafied word and gotten weird looks from people, copy this into your profile. (more than you could count...)

If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile. (both times!)

If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.


If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile (i spend all my spare time hanging out with fictional characters. i also not only talk to myself, i get into debates with myself, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day. one time i lost an argument to myself about pie PX)

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!


When someone someone says defy gravity you politly correct them it is DefyING Gravity, and must be capitalized

You now hate Dorthy. 'S. Guts.

You spend hours thinking about how you can get so easily jealous of everyone and the color of jealously is GREEN!! (like as in "green with envy")

If you can't watch Wizard of Oz without wanting to throttle Dorothy, paste this into your profile.

If you think Dorothy is nothing but a friendship-ruining, fakeified, Witch-murdering, squeally little brat that cries WAY too much and if you were Baum, you would have made her into a total fun-loving, free-thinking wild spirit of a mature young woman that knows how to totally kick somebody's ass if she needs and can take perfectly good care of herself, thank you very much, who flat out will not take any nonsense from jack ass shit-heads like the Wizard, and maybe even given her a brother who is her very best friend (besides Hunk, Zeke, and Hickory, that is) paste this into you profile.

If you have developed a new Bohemian-Witch sense of style (dressing in dark colors and wearing thrift store clothes or fingerless gloves), paste this into your profile.

If you have attempted to Defy Gravity, succeeded, and nobody in the entire world can bring you down, paste this into your profile.


If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile

If you think that green skin is awesome and wish that you had it, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALACIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer!

They moved together- blue diamonds on a green field. Elphaba and Fiyero deserve each other. If you’re a Fiyeraba addict, and unashamed to admit it (and/or even post fics that have scenes with or that imply them, uh, "playing games"), post this on your profile.

If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba (Elphie all the way, baby!)in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever used a Galindafied word and gotten weird looks from people, copy this into your profile. (more than you could count...actually, i use them on a daily basis)

If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile (both times!)

If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.

If you, like Glinda and Fiyero, can see just how truly beautiful our green girl is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, like homework, copy this onto your profile

If your response to that is “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” copy paste this into your profile

-You can relate almost anything to Wicked, even if it is distant.

If you've ever seen Wicked live, copy and paste this in your profile. (twice)

-You have lost your voice singing Defying Gravity (and Popular and Dancing Through Life and I'm Not that Girl and For Good and...well, you get the picture, i'm sure PX)

-You wouldn't stop talking about Wicked for months after you saw it, still do on a daily basis, even if it's not about the musical itself, just in general, search viciously for pirated, or any other kind of videos of it, then started writing and reading Fanfictions about it in every spare moment of the day

-You used to not necessarily love the Wizard of Oz, but still enjoyed it like everyone else, and now you have unadulterated loathing for it or have a thing against it or hate it with a passion or all of the above and then some, and you didn't watch it for ages after seeing Wicked, but when you finally did, it was in a waiting room at a hospital/clinic and while watching it, had fun pointing out the flaws and goofy mistakes with your mother and then laughing at them. (seriously, whose *cue sarcasm* genius *end said sarcasm* idea was it to give Boq an axe?! the man has anger issues and should not be allowed near sharp objects and/or weapons of any kind! Where's Fiyero's weapon, dammit?! Why does he not have a dagger hidden in his boot or something?!)

If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.

You now want to throw a brick at your TV every time you The Wizard of Oz is on and it gets to the part where Elphaba is "melted," and the only way you're able to stop yourself from going into the garage to find one is by reminding yourself it's all an illusion and she's going to escape with Fiyero, so it's OK.

-While looking for colleges the first one on your list was/will be Shiz.

-You plan to be in Wicked, and if you get there and find that you’re just not good enough then you think that you can move those darn sets, or perhaps help with the make up, costumes, and props.

-Before you do, say, or reply to anything you ask yourself, "What would Elphaba say/do?"

-If someone who hates you calls you a witch, you take it as a compliment and even give them a genuine smile and say something along the lines of, "Oh, thank you so much for that lovely compliment, I'm glad you think so!"

-You get good grades because you tell yourself, "Elphie would pay attention in class, so I guess I have to." or "Elphie would be studying, not goofing off, so I probably should, too."

-You got upset when you found out you couldn't take ancient Vinkun or Ozian for your language classes

-You find yourself saying things like, "Oh, my Oz!" or "Sweet Lurline!" or "Oz-forsaken", or even "Son of a Munchkin" in public, and/or on a daily basis and get really weird looks for it.

-You wish you had a Goat teacher like Doctor Dillamond.

-Someone asks you, "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" and you answer Oz.

-Fairy tale castle? Screw that, I want Kiamo Ko, Oz dammit!

-Every fanfiction you write about Wicked is based on your own life in some way, shape, or form, even if it's THE most microscopic basis, because you consider yourself to be Elphaba, just without the magic and green skin.

-You can relate almost anything to Wicked, even if it is extremely distant, and when you told this to your little brother while eating out at a resturant one night with your family, he began rambling off a list of completely random objects for you to relate Wicked to, and when he started saying things like "plate," and "twice-baked potato" just to see if he could stump you and prove you wrong, you immediately responded with, "They eat food off of plates in Oz, just like we do. It's not like they just pick it up off the table or anything, jeezum," and, "Oh, well, I'm sure that Fiyero, or Boq, or somebody probably likes twice-baked potatoes, or has at least tried one before!"

-When you introduce yourself, you do so with a slightly sarcastic tone and say, "I'm (insert name). You know, the other (insert position)? I'm...beautifully tragic."

-You talk to your pet(s) due to suspicion that it/they might be [an] Animal(s) in hiding.

-The background on your computer is either an image from the musical, or a drawing/something else that you found online that somebody made as a fan art or something.

-You brought up your grades because Elphaba's grades are good

-During WoO related conversations, you refer to the Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the West as Fiyero and Elphaba, respectively, even if your friends have absolutely no freakin' clue who the *censoring bleep* they are, or what the *bleep* any of what you're blabbering on about has to do with WoO, except that you also mention the names Glinda, Dorothy, Cowardly Lion, Toto (or, more likely, Dodo, instead, in which case they once again get extremely confusified) and occasionally the Wizard

If you hate that little brat from Kansas and her dog, Dodo, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you loathe Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and past this on your profile. "Little brat, takes a dead womans' shoes! Must have been raised in a barn!" Elphaba

If you are Wicked, no matter what anybody else says or thinks, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a complete and total overly-obsessed, die-hard, green-skinned, magic-wielding Wicked fanatic to the point that your rants and tirades sometimes make the obsession seem unhealthy to others, and are admitedly overprotective of Elphaba, but extremely proud to admit all of this, and are more than willing to openly smack someone as hard as you possibly can with all the strength in your body if and when they say something bad about Elphie, copy/paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:
Defying-Gravity-ForGood

The people in the world are black and white. If you would proudly be the only green person in the world given the oppurtunity were it possible, copy this into your profile.

If you randomly burst out singing songs such as "Put a Banana in your Ear" from Charlie the Unicorn 2, copy this into your profile.

If you are able to see how beautiful green skin really is, copy this into your profile.

If you have started making up your own Galindafied words and regularly use them in conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (Wicked, Twilight Saga...)

(O) WICKED is on my ipod!! 92% of teens have moved on to rap! if your still one of the 8 that still listens to REAL music then put this on ur profile

When you saw Enchanted and saw the Wicked poster in the background you freaked out, just like when you realized that Idina Menzel is in it, and that Stephen Schwartz composed the music.

If you have ever tried to explain to your friends the difference between Animals and animals and they didn't understand a single word you said and gave you horrified looks because they thought you had finally lost it for reals, copy this onto your profile.

Imagine this!

Nessa, Boq, Galinda, Fiyero, and Elphaba are all sitting at a table at dinner.

Nessa looks at Boq.

Boq looks at Galinda.

Galinda looks at Fiyero.

Fiyero looks at Elphaba.

Elphaba looks at a book (and occasionally glances at Fiyero)

What we have here is a love pentagon!

Copy and Paste this if you love (or are obsessed with) Adam Lambert and he is your Fiyero of Choice and/or you think that David Cook would be one of THE best Fiyeros in the history of all Fiyeros!!! (him and Norbert Leo Butz, cuz as awesome as Adam is, you can't beat the original. Adam's just the next best thing, and David comes right after, 'cuz that boy would totally kick ass in that role. Have you HEARD him sing Music of the Night?! It's on my iPod and I get goosebumps every time I listen to it! I could literally just sit in my room all day long with that song on repeat and do nothing else!)


If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

I have been self-diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder! Put this on your
profile if you have, too!

If you flip out and go into squealy fangirl mode every time Cedric Diggory appears on screen when you're watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire just because of who the actor is and the fact that he is also Edward Cullen, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you also do it every time you're watching a movie and the previews before the main menu come on and one of them is for a movie that has an actor that has been in even just ONE of the Twilight movies (mostly Rob/KStew/Taylor and the Cullen/Quileute wolf actors), copy/paste this into your profile!

If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile(last year in school, someone said that Edward/Robert Pattinson is/are UGLY...I smacked her. I got in trouble for it and had to spend a day in AC. It was worth it to protect Edward's rep. AND Rob's. NOBODY disses them while I'M around)


If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with them. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would just laugh and say, "Oh, jeezum, where do I even start?"

98% of teenagers do/have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt object not hard enough to kill her (cuz that would totally screw up the whole plot line and the entire point of the Saga), but just enough to at least knock her out for a couple hours or so, and maybe give her a very light concussion, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

93% of teenagers would have a total mental breakdown and go completely emo if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7% that would roll their eyes and say, "Um, yeah, no freakin' chiz, Eintstein. What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have sometimes walk into walls at completely random times, then announce to everybody who asks if you're okay or if you hurt yourself that you SO did not just walk into that wall, and you're completely fine, no need to be worried, you were just saying hello to it with your face, but thanks for your concern, copy this onto your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. (there's a necklace that says this on Zazzle. here's a link: I don't suffer necklace)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG! then I don't think you'd be able to kill very many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

Logic and responsibilty announced it was time to get up. The rest of me gave the two of them the finger, then promptly fell back asleep and continued dreaming of a shirtless Adam Lambert singing with an equally shirtless David Cook while I tied Elphaba, Bella, and Renesmee to a tree with unbreakable industrial strength ropes, then forced them to watch me alternate between snogging Edward, tongue-screwing with Fiyero, and making out with Jacob in the middle of Edward and Bella's special meadow.

So if olive oil is made from olives and corn oil is made of corn and vegtable oil is made of vegtables...then what do they use to make baby oil? O_e

What's pink, goes in hard, then comes out soft and squishy?...IT'S BUBBLE GUM!!! Jeezum, what the chiz did you THINK I meant?!

My guardian angel is just like the Greek gods: bipolar.

It was so cold outiside today! Ooh, guess what! Earlier, I saw this squirrel, right? And I thought to myeself, "Aw, poor squirrel! His little nuts must be frozen solid!"

Polka-dotted unicorn monkey taco banana purple fish-stick thingy with a mustache!!

Okay, people, how freaking awesome would it be if you saw a DUCK doin the MOONWALK?

I have A.D.O.S. What's that? You wanna know what that is? It stands for Attention Deficit...OOOOH, SHINY!!!!...Wait...What were we talking about again?

Some people were accidentally dropped on the floor when they were babies...I think I got thrown at a wall.

Okay, so you know how sometimes random people throw skittles at you and shout "Taste the rainbow!" When that happens to me, I just throw a happy meal at them and shout, "I'M LOVIN' IT!!!"

I wish I could go back to the soft white room again. Those people in white coats are so nice! They even gave me a coat that lets me hug myself! :D

I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day. (no, srsly, one time i had an argument with myeself while i was getting ready for school and i lost. it was about pie. No joke, people I'm being serious here.)

Repeat after me: Eye yam sofa king wee Todd Ed, sofa king wee Todd Ed. Keep repeating it to yourself and eventually you'll figure out that it's true!

I have an AWESOME plan!! All I need is a purple giant unicorn named Bob, 1,000 blue gummy bears, a hobo named Steve, a toaster, and a partner in crime! Any volunteers?! 8D

bree: hey i think your radio is broken, it's squeaking pretty bad.
me: no don't worry its just Justin Bieber the Beaver King.

if you hear over the radio that there is a psycho on a tricycle throwing skittles at pedestrians telling them to taste the rainbow, don't worry its only me 8)

you may think I'm random but my mind just works faster than yours.

If you fall, I'll catch you. If I miss and you do a face plant on the ground...I'll laugh.

Next time I'm on a job interview and they ask my weaknesses, I'm going to say Kryptonite.

WARNING: May trip suddenly and fall over nothing.

9 out of 10 voices inside my head are calling me insane, the other 1 is humming "Put a Banana in Your Ear" from Charlie the Unicorn 2

I thought I was going crazy. So i went to a therapist. After half an hour, she paid me to leave. I heard that she is now seeing a therapist.

MOBILE FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATE: standing on the side of the road with a sign that says "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter" to see how much money I can get for people's idiocy!

The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :)

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT=Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco.

I throw some gravy in the air sometimes, sayin' AAAY-O! MASHED PATAAAAT-OES!! (later in the song) I throw some Skittles in the air sometimes, sayin' AAAY-O! TASTE THE RAAAAAIN-BOW!!

"Bloody Fingers"
As told to me and my best friend Asha
by my other best friend Carrigan at my birthday sleepover one year

Okay, so there was this hotel, right? And there was one room that was never given to anybody because it was said to be haunted. So one day, this buisnessman comes in from out of town, and he's all, "I need a room," and the guy at the desk is like, "We only have one room left, and it's haunted," and the buisnessman's all, "Pfft, please! I don't believe in ghosts," so the clerk gives him the room key and says, "Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you." So that night, the guy is finishing some stuff up on his computer before he goes to bed, right? And all of a sudden he hears, "Blooodyyy fiiiingeeeers..." and he looks up. And there's these disembodied hands dripping with blood floating towards him! So he screams, and he's so freaked out that he just takes off without any of his stuff!
A few months go by, and this lady on vaction comes in, and she's like, "I'd like a room please," and the clerk's like, "The only vancant room is haunted," and she rolls her eyes and says, "I don't believe in that superstitious nonsense, I'll take the room!" And the clerk gives her the key and says, "Don't say I didn't warn you." So that night, the woman is in bed reading her novel before she goes to sleep, and all of a sudden, she hears, "Blooodyyy fiiiingeeeers..." and looks up, and there are the hands. She screams and takes off.
Months and months go by, and then one day, this guy with a guitar that looks like he's stoned and kinda hippie-ish comes in and he's all, "Dude, I need a room." And the clerk sighs and says, "Look, the only one left is haunted." And the dude is just like, "...Whatevs." So the clerk gives him a key and tells him, "Don't say I didn't warn you." So that night, the dude is up there, strummin' his guitar, and all of a sudden, he hears, "Blooodyyy fiiiiingers..." At first, he doesn't react. He just sits there for about five minutes and stares at thYOU e hands. Then, all of a sudden, he goes, "DUDE!! YOU NEED A BAND-AID!!"

Need more proof that humanity is one day going to kill itself out of sheer stupidity? Here are a few label instructions that can be found on various consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (darn, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

A bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (maybe it's the shoplifter special?)

A bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (which is how...?)

Some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (but it's ONLY a suggestion)

Tesco's Tirasumi dessert (printed on the bottom): Do not turn upside down (little late for THAT, don'chya think?)

A Korean kitchen knife: Keep out of children (this is either a minor translation mistake or Koreans have more issues than we originally thought)

Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will me hot after heating (I hoped it'd be frozen...darn you, nuke powered microwaves!)

Packaging for a Roweneta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (but that would save so much time...)

Boot's Children cough medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication (yes, if only we could get those 5-year-olds with nasty head colds off the forklifts, the rate of construction accidents would go down dramatically)

Child's Superman costume: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents. I mean, sure, let's just go ahead and totally destroy a universal childhood belief!)

Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness (and...you think I"m taking this because...?)

Most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (is there another type of "doors" I don't know about where I might be using them?)

A Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use (okay, i have no clue what this one means. anybody mind helping me out here?)

Sunsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contanins nuts (NO CHIZ!!!)

American Airlines peanut packet: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts (step 3: avoid elephants, perhaps?)

Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chains with your hands or genitals (O_0 uh...do Swedes do this often?...)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, BITCHES, JUMP!!!"

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

If you've got the hots for Graverobber from Repo! the Genetic Opera, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ship Grilo partly because Terrance Zdunich and Alexa Vega ship Grilo, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're in love with Terrance Zdunich's voice, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you would totally let Graverobber repo your heart and/or put a gun against your anatomy, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Anthony Head could totally pull off the Phantom just because of his singing voice, copy and past this onto your profile

Enjoy: http://www.polyvore.com/grilo_youre_beautiful/set?id=92707088

I have got 99 problems and they all involve Terrance Zdunich somehow. Every. Single. Effing. One.

Terrance Zdunich's singing voice: n_n
Terrance Zdunich's baritone while singing: :3
Terrance Zdunich's ability to drop into that baritone so quickly and flawlessly: *dead*

Graverobber: n_n
Graverobber's facial expressions: :3
Graverobber's facial expression when he points to Shilo in Zydrate Anatomy: *dead*

Shilo Wallace: n_n
Shilo Wallace and Graverobber: :3
Shilo Wallace trusting Graves and being saved by him: *dead*

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The Social Experiment by Jaeme reviews
Picture this, Elphaba, Fiyero, Galinda and Avaric, in bed, together... A comedy about four of our favourite characters being stuck together for 24 hours. What could possibly go wrong?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Nia's Q & A with the Wicked Characters by NiatheWickedLover reviews
Nia's interview with our favorite Wicked characters. Will be mostly Musical-verse, but some references to the book will be made. NOTE: I've read some of the other Wicked interviews out there, and I loved them. I just wanted to write one of my own. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,920 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U., Dorothy G.
Choose Me (One-Shot) by Lydia Requiem reviews
Set after The Final Battle Eponine and Enjolras both awake in a make shift infirmary after being shot in the battle. They need find out if the other is alive and tell them something important. Do they get the chance? Partial Lemon. R&R. *UPDATE*: Indefinite Hiatus.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Eponine, Enjolras, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
The Aberration by NastElilBuggr reviews
After her fight with Glinda and Fiyero's sacrifice, Elphaba turns to a different page from the Grimmerie and reads from it, thinking she has nothing left to lose. How will this small change affect the life and times of the Wicked Witch as we know them? Winner of Best Angst story in the 2012 Greg Awards!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,146 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 7/26/2010 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Glinda U.
Frostbitten Mornings by theTwentyNineth reviews
What are Jack's and Elsa's mornings-after like? Rated for safety and based on headcanon.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
Stranger I Knew by Elphaba-WWW reviews
Two girls with very similar stories meet one night in the shelter from a storm. (May contain spoilers from Frozen)
Crossover - Wicked & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Elphaba T., Elsa
Losing the Wonder by forestofmyown reviews
While Alice is out to China, Hamish finds himself saddled with a very odd carrot top awaiting her return. How will Alice's family react to her apparent suitor and all the madness he brings with him, and Hamish deal with both their feelings for Alice? Eventual HatterXAlice. Hamish, Stayne, & Lowell centric.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,454 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Hamish A., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
The Gaang's Companion by Carrot-Bunny reviews
When the Gaang receives a book full of stories about themselves and many other characters in the AtLA universe, they begin their journey into the wide and wacky world of fanfiction. From romance to adventure to humor to even slash(!), join them as they enter the realms of 'The Gaang's Companion', where they find out that fanfiction writers are always interesting if nothing else.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 152,594 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Gaang - Complete
Come to Me by Stalker Witch reviews
Someone has been following Graverobber for a while. He notices and decides to act. This is smut.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
A Dark Negative of Love by 4MeJasper reviews
What if R and Julie hadn't met during one of his hunting trips? What if R had been captured on one of his hunting trips and taken inside the fortified city of the Living? A different version of the R/Julie story, one where they meet in her world, not his.
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,822 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Complete
In Unexpected Places by Sparkling Patronus reviews
[Musicalverse] AU Fiyero never went to Shiz, and so he never met Elphaba, but he is engaged to Glinda as part of an arranged marriage. His greatest fear is the Wicked Witch of the West, so what happens when he is taken as her captive? Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,257 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Whips and Chains by ArabellaFaith reviews
Picking up at the scene Needle Through a Bug, Graverobber watches Shilo- who he's had his eye on for a while- come of age and decides to follow her home. They both want each other but he holds back. Only he can't stay away for long... When he comes back they both get what they want!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Jack The Dragon Slayer? by Red On My Ledger reviews
When Isabelle gets abducted by a dragon, Jack and Elmont have to hunt down the beast that everyone had thought was only a legend until then. Get ready for bromance.
Jack the Giant Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Jack, Elmont
Dear Wicked Characters by Maleficent-darkgoodwitch2416 reviews
Here's what we have to say to you. Sincerely, Wicked Writers. Sequel to deeplyshallow's Dear Wicked Writers, so read that one first.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Memories by LilFlyergirl reviews
R starts to have dreams of places... and people from his old life.
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013
Interlude by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
Julie and R share stolen moments as they change the world.
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Remembering R by Ruby Casablanca reviews
"But this is Shakespeare. How could Shakespeare make you remember who you were?"
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Pulse by XinTheErudite reviews
He's alive. He's healing. I can hardly process what's happening to us. How do you even get a second chance like this? CAUTION: SPOILERS. Series of vignettes ( aka one-shots)
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Complete
He Made A Promise by ProudFangirl reviews
Roger and Mark have always been there for one another. Here's a detailed look into another year of their friendship, through the good times and the bad, as well as the promises at the root of their relationship. Non-slash.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,036 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Roger D., Mark C.
Malec Lambert by AnEarthlyKnight reviews
Series of Magnus and Alec oneshots based on Adam Lambert songs. Non-Beta'd. Rated T for sexually suggestive content and language. Sorry the title is lame... it will change eventually.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
RENT Parody by GirlInTheMirror121 reviews
The next in my musical parody series, this is my parody of RENT. Musical-verse because it's longer/better/has more stuff than the movie. T for lots of swearing and, well, because it's RENT. Reviews are more than welcome.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Alice's Choice by ChillyRilly reviews
Alice has decided to return to Underland, but this time, on her own account. She is finally doing things for her own happiness and just when things are running smoothly for her, an unwelcome visitor comes and causes things to take a turn for the worst.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,529 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Forced Love by Annibelle White reviews
To get rid of their disfigured daughter once she's 18, Melena and Frex arrange a marriage between the prince of the Arjiki tribe, Fiyero, and their daughter, Elphaba. She considers running away, but the marriage deal includes Shiz, and she can't refuse.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,259 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
But For A Moment by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
One decision, one moment, can change the outcome of an entire story. By how much? An alternate ending to MAY I NOT LOSE YOU. Fiyeraba, Shiz-era. 1st 6 original chapters of MINLY also posted.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,237 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
An Untitled Jadam Parody Fanfic by Adam's glitterkitten reviews
The title will be changed if people can give me some ideas. I can get really suckish in some of my summaries, so read and find out what it's about!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011
Hate That I Love You by stanzaic reviews
Alternate ending to "Phantom of Venice." I originally posted this as tastetherainbow on HerInteractive. Nancy realizes that not everything is as it seems.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Stranger to Myself by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
When the wife of the Governor of Munchkinland gives birth to a green-skinned child, they abandon her at an orphanage in the Emerald City to hide their shame. 20 years later, what happens when she goes looking for answers? AU, Shiz-era, musicalverse. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,154 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
See How Bright We Shine by ElphabasCalamity reviews
The less Disney version of As Long as You're Mine
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
No Ordinary Girl by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
Mermaids, magic, 1 raven-haired witch, & an accident... biggest problem isn't telling the prince she loves him, it's hiding the tail every time she gets her feet wet. A fun, quirky, romantic adventure w/little magic & whole lot of love. My 200th story!
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Wicked Fairy Tales by JapanGirl4ever reviews
My twisted Fan Fiction mind has come up with a new way to torture the peoples of Wicked! I'm putting them in classic fairy tales! I got the idea from watching Hello Kitty... :D
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011
How Les Mis Should Have Ended by mywildimagination reviews
If HISHE comes out with this in six months, I'll sue.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Inspector Javert, Eponine - Complete
You've Got Mail by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
The introduction of a pen pal program between Shiz University and the Central Emerald College will change lives in more than one way. Fiyeraba. Musicalverse. Shizera. AU... maybe. Slightly. Sequel now posted "Come What May" followed by "The Beginning of Forever" and "Days Go By"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,761 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Attack of The Crazy Fan Girl! by JapanGirl4ever reviews
Mwahahaha! In my second Wicked fanfic I shall be torturing the main characters from Wicked by doing a QUESTION AND ANSWER SESSION! *lightning strikes and I continue Elphaba cackling*
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011
Daddy's Little Desk Jockey by Sale reviews
A sequel to "Daddy's Little Angel." Frex is back in his governor's chair, getting ready for Bring Your Spawn To Work Day and plotting to win back Munchkinland's favor. What could possibly go wrong?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Elphaba T., Frexspar
We Are Nowhere And It's Now by kaybee89 reviews
Alice is miserable, Tarrant is miserable, everyone is miserable. When Alice returns to Underland after a horrible accident, she resumes her duties as Champion, fights her own madness and wrestles with feelings for the one man she never could quite forget.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Bathroom Door is too Thin by twilightslittleangel reviews
Galinda and Fiyero arrive home from a date, and Fiyero doesn't want to leave. So instead of wandering around Shiz, he hangs out in the dorm room with Elphaba. Rated for future stuff.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
The Dream Is Gone, But the Baby Is Real by PhantomDaae1981 reviews
The complete story of Fantine, starting shortly before her conception of Cosette, up to her death. Based on the musical a couple of concepts from Hugo’s novel are also present , with a “prequel” section. Multi-chapter.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Three Leaps Ahead by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Short sequel to "Out of the Blue". Now that Elphaba and Fiyero are reunited, what comes next? Check out the third story in the trilogy "40 Weeks"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Out of the blue by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Fiyero Tiggular wanted to make an entrance when he turned up to Shiz University. His driver running over another student wasn't exactly what he had in mind. And he definitely wasn't expecting what would come of that. Shiz-era, AU, musicalverse, Fiyeraba. Check out the companion piece "Public Enemy Number One". Read the complete trilogy with "Three Leaps Ahead" and "40 Weeks".
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,045 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] [Boq, Glinda U.] - Complete
Needle Through a Bug by araanne reviews
Starting from the deleted Needle Through a Bug scene, Shilo follow's Rotti's directions and meets up with the Graverobber, but from there on out, what would have happened if he went with her to the Opera?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Confusion and Dancing on a Deserted Dessert Island by Jedi Annie Scrambler reviews
A crazy story including a deserted dessert island, dancing, Mark Cohen, a Gallagher girl and her teacher, lots of sugar, and romance.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,809 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011
Wicked OneShot Medley by Julia-Caesar reviews
Collection of Cute, One-shots, mostly set in the Shiz-era unless stated otherwise. "Galinda the Hyper," "Biq, Boq, Fiyero, They're all the Same!" "If I Only Had a Brain..." "Dancing Through Malls.," and more! Reviews are lovely! Mostly Fiyeraba!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,618 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
ONWTK: Dispelling the Rumors by PocketSevens reviews
Companion Fic to vinkunwildflowerqueen's "One Night With The King". Who started the rumors about the Queen? And why? And what will one person do about it?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Pfannee, D. Dillamond - Complete
Parody of the Opera by Amorai reviews
It all started when Mr. Borgin from Harry Potter showed up in the wrong story universe. Then Koko the gorilla's ancestor appeared and it just got worse. Rated T for language. NEWLY UPDATED!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
City of Morons by Velvet Liquor reviews
When Clary meets Shadowhunter Jace, she is sucked into the violent world of cliche puns, plagiarizing authors, Chris Crocker impersonators, and 'hawt' urine-haired teens with daddy issues. What's a gawky ginger to do? Become a Shadowhunter herself, DUH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010
File: New Camp HalfBlood Restrictions by lecabe reviews
The list of things no longer allowed at Camp Half Blood, thanks to Elsie and Tori. It's just plain goofy; who doesn't love some clever, pointless silliness? Ranging generally over all the books. R&R, darlings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009
Stolen Love by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
She's the Govenor's oldest daughter. Taken in a raid on the Grass Trail Train traveling through the Vinkus, she's thrust into a world so unlike her own. But soon, she begins to realize, that love- even if it's stolen- can be the strongest of them all.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,395 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Gathering Storm Revamped Of Thunder and Lightning by Someonerandome reviews
Gathering Storm revamped. In a twist of events, Morrible takes her time before getting rid of Nessa. The result of this interlude before Elphie rushes to her sister's aid will set off a chain of events that will change Oz forever...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 232,173 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
The Grimmerie by wickedozgirl reviews
Elphaba is trying to save Fiyero's life, but she is in for a surprise when she opens the Grimmerie... More detailed explanation about why I wrote this story is in the A/N at the beginning, probably won't make much sense otherwise! VERY short oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Son of the Mustard God? by brandy1119 reviews
After the war, things have gone crazy. Annabeth's a dumb blonde, and Percy's a dumber blonde, and thinks he's a girl. Can Medusa help them work out their issues? That's right, I said Medusa. So hold onto your tacos, because this story is an OMG WOW funny!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Elphaba's Response by nannyandpotocrazy reviews
The third edition to my series. The Life and Time's of Glinda the Good's Bubble, The Life and Times of Mrs. Tiggular's Flying Broom, and finally Elphaba's response. I may make a Glinda response, too.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Those Wickedly Awkward Moments by Jaeme reviews
All those moments in Wicked when you've gone "Well that was awkward..." condensed into two chapters! R&R
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Réflexions de l'alouette by Camberleigh Fauconbridge reviews
Éponine and Enjolras on the day after their wedding, but from a different point of view… One-shot, after the barricade. AU. Enjonine.
Les Misérables - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Just Breathe by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
"She calls me 'cause I'm still awake, and asks, 'Can you help me unravel my latest mistake, Glinda, please? I don't love him.' It was two AM."
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Glinda U. - Complete
Aching Hour by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
She'd made a mistake – they'd made a mistake – and he'd just walked out on her. Graverobber returns to Shilo to set it right. Lem/Lang. O/s.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Journey To The Past by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
We lived in an enchanted world of elegant palaces... So many lives were destroyed that night. What had always been was now gone forever...
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
The Marionette by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
She was a doll, a fragile little thing, as precious as porcelian, and as controlled as a ventriloquist's dummy... that she was named, The Marionette. In honor of Halloween.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Fiyero T.
Love For Sale by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
How did Elphaba support herself those first weeks in the City? Perhaps she turned to a profession she knew all too well- a profession she had learned from her mother...
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Elphaba T. - Complete
On the Run by Aura555 reviews
What happens when humans destroy the Jellicle junkyard? Or is it really the humans who are behind this?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Admetus, Plato
If I Die, I Die With You by Caelia di Mekio reviews
Full summary inside. AU, Enjonine Enjolras/Eponine . Starts during 'Red and Black.' Enjolras is Ramin Karimloo, while Nancy Sullivan is the model used for Eponine.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,702 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
I Won't Say I'm in Love by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
What's the matter with me? You'd think a girl would learn... A Student Teaching outtake.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Fiyero's Hair by Jaeme reviews
The most out-of-whack Fiyeraba you've ever read! In which things go crazily awesome! A birthday fic for my buddy, Julia-Caesar whom we all know and love
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The Hidden Gallery by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
She was a bright girl, with endless possibilities at her feet, if only her past hadn't gotten in the way. But with the help of her pyschiatrist, she uncovers a secret that could either destroy her, or put her back together in a way she could only imagine.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 45,147 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Anticipations by babygumm07 reviews
Elphaba had always been comforted by the security of friendlessness, but her growing relationship with Fiyero and Galinda cause her to reconsider whether or not the risk of vulnerability could make her happier than she ever thought. Fiyeraba/Musical.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,600 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Lucy in Wonderland by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Lucy, with Fiery red hair, is the illegitimate child of Alice and the Hatter. When Lucy turned six, Alice decided it was time the Hatter met his daughter. But it's not that easy. A child's curiosity can be deadly.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,159 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Witches of Oz by TheWickedWitchOfOz reviews
Elphaba meets Dorothy Gale before Glinda. Alternate ending to Act 2 becoming an AU sequel. Elphiyero.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 159,782 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/19/2006
Parodies of PJO by zynaofthenight reviews
Mary-Sues, OOCness, and an author who just feels like poking fun at random characters. A collection of parodies, each written in a different style. Enjoy. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,906 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
How to Make a Mary Sue by zynaofthenight reviews
An ultimate guide for any aspiring writer to plague the PJO fandom with even more horrible Sues. The author is not responsible for any flames, horrible injuries, or deaths that come with following the advice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
Once Upon a Time by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
A series of one-shots, Fiyeraba versions of different fairytales. AU. Musicalverse. Please read Authors Note.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,641 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.]
Showtime by twilightslittleangel reviews
When the 'Wicked' Witch decides to go to a popular musical with her captive and Fiyero, what trouble can happen? A lot, especially if it involves sparkles. Just after No Good Deed.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The Adventures of a Bloody Unicorn Named Bill by theShinyBarricade reviews
A Bloody Unicorn named Bill goes swimming in Toxic Waste and is greeted by everyone's favorite Graverobber. I don't know either. Graverobber is very OOC, takes place in total crack setting. Rated for language and suchlike.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Graverobber
Facebook Time by i lurve mustangs reviews
Glee club on Facebook. Enough said
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
PJOTKC RANDOMNESS by FlameTamer16 and IceBreaker14 reviews
The product of two crazed writers, PJO, TKC, a pen, and two guitars. COMPLETE AND UTTER RANDOMNESS - from Skype conversations to wacky scenarios to just really, really weird/random stuff involving your favorite characters from RR.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Percy J., Carter K.
I Live My Life in One Straight Line by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
When the spirit world is constantly trying to draw you in, even when you're tethered to the mortal world, can you balance your body & soul? Would you kill the one you loved so you could live in one world, or take your own life to live in another?
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,213 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
PJO on Crack by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
This story is for people who like to laugh. A comedy involving our favorite charcters and a gay, purple armadillo with a funny english accent who wears a top hat named Chad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
Fiyero Smells like Idiot by YeroismyHero reviews
fiyero goes aroung shiz smelling everyone! oneshot fiyeraba if you squint with a blindfold on
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Fiyero T. - Complete
Wickedly Funny Jokes by wickaholic reviews
jokes ive reaserched, been told or wrote. ones a little crude though. rated T because of it.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
The Spirit in the Evidence by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
She wanders the roadside where she was killed. She gets unsuspecting drivers into crashes, always with one look at her scarred face & a scream. When 3 friends offer her a ride, no one realizes how imporant the video footage taken on that night is...
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,261 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Glinda was high by Tdfgh1 reviews
When Glinda first meets Dorothy in Munchkinland she behaves weirdly - singing and dancing with a grin plastered on her face. Thats because she was trippy.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Glinda U.
Monster Under the Bed by twilightslittleangel reviews
A diary entry stolen from Fiyero's diary on the fateful day that he got a monster under his bed. If only he knew where Elphaba was to get rid of it...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Fiyero T. - Complete
The S Men by TheLIAF reviews
After an experiment gone wrong, four students under go a series of changes in their bodies. Although they're searching for a cure, blessed with Super Powers, one thing is inevitable; the formation of the S-Men! Possible CrackFic
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011
Curiosity Misinfoms the Cat by Felixfeles reviews
In which Jennyanydots overhears a conversation and totally draws the wrong conclusion, leaving Misto and Tugger wide-eyed and very confused. Rated for innuendo's and sugestiveness.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Unlawful Seduction? by KyralianKyliann reviews
ONE-SHOT After Stayne had told the Red Queen that Um had tried to seduce him, she's brought before the Queen to be judged. Here, secrets are revealed. Halice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Musically Inclined by TheLIAF reviews
Avaric Tennmeadow's the only trombonist in his orchestra, and therefore can't be kicked out! Abusing privillages is fun, and his favourite past time. OneShot Inspired by Music Class By YeroismyHero
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Avaric - Complete
Summer Rain by HC247 reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero get a little carried away...Musicalverse, Pure fluff because I could. You've been warned,
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Wicked by CreepyFan reviews
My version of the show. Same songs, characters, etc. First Wicked fanfic. Please R&R. Yes, there will be some changes. Maybe I will make it into a movie one day in my movie directing carrer. ENJOY!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Sing It! by Miss Pavalova reviews
-COMPLETE- Aphrodite has plans with a few of our campers, and it involves a singing contest? Major Percabeth and Tratie and maybe some other pairings later on. First PJO fic. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,155 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Shilo by Hana-Sama reviews
A drabble from Graverobber's POV
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Genetic Perfection by Sake-kunXx reviews
Graverobber x Shilo. He lived off mountains of dead thrown onto a human compost heap like the rubbish that they are, because they never really lived. Not really.He even started to think that he wasn't... truly living. But she... maybe she was still alive.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
What Else Could Go Wrong? by PeacexLovexPercabeth reviews
The gods mess with Percy while he's on his first date with Annabeth...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Story of Illegal Lists by ElphabaROCKS reviews
From Ways to Annoy Elphie to How You Know You're an Oz head, this technically illegal story has series of hopefully funny lists in series of oneshots. Humor.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011
Dear Brainless Vinkan Prince by deeplyshallow reviews
Dear Brainless Vinkan Prince, Writing an essay about how great you are is not a suitable answer to a question about the Royal Linage in the Vinkus.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The Amazing Imagination of Prince Fiyero Tiggular by phoenixbird777 reviews
Take a peek inside the mind and imagination of young Prince Fiyero Tiggular. Yes, he has an imagination, and a strong one at that, but don't tell anyone, he'll set his pet shark with laser vision on you. Drabble collection. Higher rated drabbles marked.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Fiyero T.
Journey On by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
Strangers sharing the beginnings of a journey. Can a chance encounter really be the beginnings of a journey? Can two strangers pass through the darkness & journey on w/darkness of the Dawn to guide them? Will it bring them together once the journey ends?
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 140 - Words: 146,176 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Some of These Verses by Wicked'elphaba-fiyero reviews
Elphaba's pessimistic thoughts go against Fiyero's romantic ideals as they analyze songs together. Up Next: Baby. One-shot series.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Falling In by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
During the summer vacation, discussions of an alliance brings the Tiggulars to Munchkinland. Fiyero tags along in hope of getting closer to a certain green girl. A lot can happen in nineteen days. Shiz era, AU, Musical-verse Fiyeraba. Read the sequel "Taking Chances"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,935 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Just some random stuff I found by 8 Bit 8 Hit reviews
Will update as I hear/find stuff
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011
I See The Light by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
Graverobber picks Shilo up in an alley, and one night they both realize something. Grilo, inspired by the song from Tangled but not a songfic
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Uninvited Guest by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
Somewhere between Zydrate Anatomy and Night Surgeon, Shilo gets a visit from that guy who just won't leave her alone. Maybe she doesn't want him to. First ever Repo! fic, written for a friend's birthday. Grilo because it's awesome!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
The Reason by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Six months, two weeks and four days after Elphaba flees the Emerald City, Fiyero writes her a letter saying all the things he can't say. One shot, Fiyero POV, Musicalverse.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Dear Annoying Blonde Roommate by deeplyshallow reviews
Dear Annoying Blonde Roommate, Split ends are not an excuse to act like there's an axe murderer in the room. I assure you the assassin I have hired to kill you will come at a more respectable hour than 6 am.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Student Teaching by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
Two teachers. A group of students. The school drama club. What happens when 2 friends discover they work together? When their students realize they like each other? Budding romance, surprises, secrets... all while putting on the drama club's production...
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 47,876 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Gabe: UnPetrified by xXAwesomeSauceXx reviews
Gabe's back! DUN DUN DUUN! So, after a sudden surge of OOCness, Poseidon wanted to bring Gabe back from the "dead." Wait, what? Percy's thoughts exactly. What awaits our favorite demigod while he re-faces his old nightmare? Rated T for Gabe's "language".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Percy J., Gabe U. - Complete
Fiyero and a Pack of Cheese Twisties by FeloriaForever reviews
Fiyero buys a bag of cheese twisties which gets jammed in vending machine
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Fiyero T., Avaric - Complete
Bro! by Maybe-I-Should-Write-Something reviews
The asinine ritual that is the bro battle.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Fiyero T., Boq - Complete
Dead Leaves Cling to a Cedar Branch by CFBlessed reviews
Cedr has just moved to Pico Mundo to get away from her ghost problems, but instead they've followed her, and now this one spirit who continuously speaks to her is becoming a menace. How can Odd help? what happens if he can't?
Odd Thomas series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Odd Thomas
Waiting in Lines by Jedi Annie Scrambler reviews
Drabbles about the cast waiting in a long line.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
The Parachuting Newt by Emily Epitome reviews
Fiyero get wacked in the face with a newt... what will happen next?
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Fiyero T. - Complete
Through Dark Glass by pinfeather reviews
What mortals see - or don't see - through the Mist. A series of one-shots.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
Hair by Areyoufeelingwicked reviews
Elphaba wakes up from a nightmare to hear Fiyero crying. Humor fic, one shot with a hint of Fiyeraba in it.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Feeling a Little Green, Elphie? by PenAndInkPrincess reviews
When Elphie's sick, and Galinda has some errands to run, who ends up taking care of our poor green girl? ElphieXYero fluffy goodness! I do not, unfortunetely, own the magical world of Wicked...yet! T for suggested sickness. And 'cause I'm paranoid.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Annoying the Demigods 101 by Chick With Brains reviews
Travis and Connor, the half-blood experts on being annoying, tell you how to annoy all your favorite campers. Today, Nico! Review, flame, favorite, anything! Over 100 reviews says it's probably worth reading! Thanks to all my R&Rers, you rock!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Travis S., Connor S.
Eavesdropping by SingsongRandom reviews
Galinda and Elphaba suspect that Madame Morrible and Dr. Dillamond are up to no good, but their idea doesn't really go according to plan.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
From The Balcony by CutewithAcapital-Q reviews
The Queen and King, on the night of the festival of lanterns spy on a darling little couple in a canoe. You fill in the rest!
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - The Queen, The King - Complete
Brains? by DefyingGravity4Good reviews
Elphaba is discouraged while trying to restore Fiyero to his human form. Fiyero finds a fun way to cheer hur up, and may find a way to get them what they both desire.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T.
Just Another One of Those Wicked Parodies by Areyoufeelingwicked reviews
Just Another One of Those Wicked Parodies. CAUTION: Brain overload. Mentally challenging content inside! Signs that you are enjoying this story include: losing your mine, splits in your side, teary eyes, wrinkles from smiling and laughing.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,280 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Glinda U., Elphaba T.
Lin and Heidi's Wicked Parody by BBWandAgT reviews
Our insane Wicked parody! :D
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011
Possessionless by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Elphaba finally lets her guard down and makes herself completely vulnerable to Fiyero. ALAYM AU scene. Musicalverse. One-shot. Fiyeraba. Please read Authors Note.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Those Things Some Books Don't Tell You by Starberry-Cupcake reviews
Rapunzel's perspective on her relationship with Flynn changes when she finds out the level of 'intimacy' a couple can have and wonders: does Flynn consider her 'sexy? She might just have to ask him...
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Sophomore Year by xXAwesomeSauceXx reviews
One-shot...s? High school is...high school. It's Percy's sophomore year at Goode, and he runs into a certain pudgy-nosed man along the way. High school won't get any easier, but for Percy? You never know... ON HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Percy J.
Those Aren't Stars by Thunderstorm Kick Drum reviews
Rapunzel and Eugene didn't lose their daughter; they didn't even know she existed. Kidnapped by Eugene's own parents, Ashlynd had no clue that Melonie Fitzherbert wasn't her real mother...until she saw the King and Queen in the square. Please Read?
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Facebook Relations by duchaness reviews
Warblers and Glee kids collide in one Facebook! Humors and Romance. Klaine, Finchel and more.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Pizza Delivery! by akmdreamer reviews
In The Last Olympian, Percy mentions an incident with a pizza delivery guy randomly turning up on the beach at Camp Half-Blood. What happened with that? What if he saw a bit of the demigod's world? DISCLAMER: I don't own Percy Jackson - Rick Riordan does!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Hey, Soul Sister by TheLIAF reviews
Fiyero is infatuated with the girl that sits across from him in science class who won't even look at him. With Avaric's help he is determined to win her over, provided that a certain blonde doesn't get in the way...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
A PJO Tale by Suki-Alanna reviews
Fairy tales using the PJO gang. :- Not all of them are the Disneyafied version, so they may differ from what you're used to. Char-death
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
What Happpens: The inside look by pINKlADY03 reviews
So, this is a story where my friend started typing random stuff about the Percy Jackson characters and wanted me to post it. I think it's a good story to flame if your mad. I want to thank: Whispering Memories, for the inspiration. -Melrose :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011
Incident Proposal by HC247 reviews
Whoever said the third time was the charm? Post-musical Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
The Epic Tale of Naked Fiyero by BeagleDee reviews
So much innuendo and outuendo...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T.
Vinkun Wildflower by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Fiyero has a surprise for Elphaba, and she has one of her own. A little peek into the future for Elphaba and Fiyero, Sequel to 'Far longer than forever'. Muscialverse, Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Grandmother Tenmeadows by TheLIAF reviews
Avaric receives an invitation from his grandmother and decides to visit her with Fiyero. What could possibly happen with these two buddies, an old lady, a palace and innocent cookies? OneShot.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Avaric, Fiyero T. - Complete
Afterlife of the Witch by DarthVandola reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero escape to Fliaan in hope to start a new life together. On their journey, both must learn to let go of their old life in Oz and embrace each other's love before everything crashes into turmoil. -PERMANENT HIATUS-
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Far longer than forever by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
The day with the Lion Cub changed everything. Where do Elphaba and Fiyero go from here, and what obstacles will their new love face? Shiz-era, AU, Musical-verse, Fiyeraba. Please read Author's Notes. Check out the companion piece "The Planting of Seeds" and the sequel "Vinkun wildflower."
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,316 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Wicked by BeagleDee reviews
deeplyshallow and crazybeagle present to you a list of valuable, nay essential, life lessons we all must learn from the illustrious masterpiece, the musical Wicked.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
Away from You by eppie reviews
Weather wasn't Madame Morrible's only specialty. She had another talent...one that could change everything. AU, Fiyeraba. Winner of 2nd Place 2010 Greg Award for Best AU and 2nd Place 2009 Greg Award for Best Dead Story-back from the dead again!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,492 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Things I am not Allowed to Do in Oz by bremela reviews
the title pretty much says it all.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/14/2011
The Son Of Neptune: OOC Version by BeginningTheREVOLUTION reviews
What will OOC Annabeth do when she finally finds OOC Percy at the Roman camp? Can OOC Piper and OOC Jason be together when Reyna comes between them? PARODY! Read AN!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Tree? The Shiny Rock? by ChillyRilly reviews
Alice is left all alone. With the March Hare. At the Tea Table. ... And he's acting even more gallymoggers than usual.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Alice K., March Hare/Thackery Earwicket - Complete
It doesn't work that way! by TheLIAF reviews
After Fiyero breaks up with her, Galinda goes on a rebound and develops a crush on whom she thinks is the man of her dreams,the only problem is that he's not excatly...straight. What will Galinda do? Fiyeraba, Galinda and OC
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Designer Dilemna by Lady Kiekyo reviews
Just when you thought the gods couldn't get any crazier...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Come Back by DefyingGravity4Good reviews
Angsty Fiyeraba when the farm brat-er-I mean Dorothy is there. Rated for mention of suicide. Musicalverse NOW A TWO-SHOT!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Annabeth Says by perkygirl1998 reviews
You know in TTC when Mrs. Chase says, "Nice meeting you, Percy. I've heard a lot about you." I was wondering what Annabeth has been saying about him. These are some scenes about that. Some Percabeth! Might be OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy Jackson: Never Say Never unless to drugs by Cookie 1X reviews
A very short fanfic I decided to make because I had nothing to do.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Percy J.
Percy's Incredibly Stupid Adventures by Olympian876 reviews
Percy knows that he is a famous book character. Grover is a shy, childish satyr. Annabeth is still a hot bookworm. He now has his own Facebook page. Going overboard? Hell ya. Over 200 reviews! W00t!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Percy J.
Percy Jackson and the Camp Half Blood Chat Room by Iota Xi reviews
The gods introduce the Camp Half Blood Chat Room, and while Percy struggles to say those three little words to Annabeth, the Hunters come to camp. Craziness ensues including Thalia, Nico, and the Big Three's mojo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,030 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Happy Birthday Dear Flamer by Teresa Lisbon 123 reviews
There are three things one can do if they get a flame: Block the user, report the user, or write a song making fun of them. I guess it's obvious which one I did!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by TheLIAF reviews
Nessa likes Boq, Boq likes Galinda, Galinda likes Fiyero, Fiyero likes Elphaba, Elphaba likes him back. The Wizard is annoyed by all the quarraling, so he cooks up a plan to settle this love pentagon once and for all.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Your Eyes by DefyingGravity4Good reviews
Intermission Fiyeraba! Fiyero thinks about Elphaba and her eyes. musicalverse song-fic to "Your Eyes" from RENT
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
The MarySue of Camp Half Blood by Ruffledude reviews
Seduction. Drama. Beauty. Here comes Daphne Wienerslave...the mary-sue of Camp Half Blood. Little does Wienerslave know, she'll be dead at the hands of Zeus, Poseidon, Athena, and numerous other god desses offspring's hands. I. Hate. Mary-Sues.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011
Mission Unpossible by TheLIAF reviews
Galinda has a plan. Fiyero's in on this plan. They both think this is a good plan. Obviously, everything goes wrong.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Boom! Goes the Writer by Ulquiorra-isn't-emo reviews
I got bored. Thus, things like this are created. To the tune of "Pop! Goes the Weasel."
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
The Story of Eleanor Rigby by rocksfall1 reviews
I wrote this parody for my Spanish class this semester. I have provided it in the original Spanish, the English translation, and the DIRECT!English translation, which I find hilarious.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Percy Is King Of WHAT? by avelinette reviews
Percy has an unusually odd dream about royalty. Warning: CRAZY! On hiatus untill I get a bit further on my Son Of Neptune story. Maybe past Ann's plan?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in REPO! by dollfacen'pipe reviews
based off of the "things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts" list and Skippy's list. Edited as requested, cos Word screwed it up. Newly Readable!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011
That is why, the World is Flat by RidertheBunny
I give you random reasons why the World is flat. :D
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 242 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011
This Is A War by TotalDramaKingdomHearts reviews
Zac Efron has pledged his allegiance go Gaea. Now Percy, Thalia, Nico, T.D., and everyone else must band together to make sure Zac is defeated once and for all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Percy J., Nico A.
This Is A Crossover by TotalDramaKingdomHearts reviews
Percy, T.D., Thalia, and Nico visit Atlantica! What follows? Diva rants, mermaid sluttiness, and utter destruction! In the same continuity as This is A Pen.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Percy J.
The Show by Wicked'elphaba-fiyero reviews
After the closure of Ozian schools, Ozian students turn to McKinley High. The glee club jumps at the chance for new members, and they just might get them. But are the new members really worth all the trouble they stir up? Wicked/Glee crossover
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
The Zydrate King and the Shadow Girl by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Sequel O/s series to 'The God of Glow.' Each chapter is a glimpse into the life that Shilo and the Graverobber lead now - their relationship is explosive, and the sex is even better. Lem/Lang.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Graverobber, Shilo
The God of Glow by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Graverobber has Shilo on the brain and decides to track down the girl who hasn't been seen in a year. But could that be because Shilo has grown up? He'll do anything to get her and keep her. Lem/Lang.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,620 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
This Is A Continuation by TotalDramaKingdomHearts reviews
Continautions of the one-shot This Is A Pen chapters. Please enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Percy J.
How to get World Peace? Use Fiyero! by Bang You're Dead reviews
A thrilling adventure that brings the return of the two famous characters Dee and Deadie. It is now 3 months later and Fiyero is still tied to the same chair and the pair have come up with a new cunning plan, except this time its for world peace.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Fiyero T.
What I Took Away From Wicked by darkgemwildcat reviews
I have gathered the charecters of WICKED into my imaginary office to talk about their feelings... NOT! join me and the charecters as YOU listen to what they have to say about what i have learned from WICKED. and its not serious at all.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Dorothy the Skipper by Bang You're Dead reviews
She thought he loved her, but as she watched him promise himself to another. She decided this was it, she would have or no-one would. There was only one person allowed to love him and IT WOULD BE HER!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dorothy G.
No Good Deed by yay4chenoday reviews
Galinda and Elphaba give a tour of Shiz to incoming students for some extra credit. Of course, Galinda is reluctant, and turns the day into complete chaos for Elphaba.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
THE WAY THE EARTH REALLLY WAS CREATED by Moiku
Just a random crack fic on how the earth was created, and how it continued onvthrough generations until it came as it was NOW.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Cyclops, Wizards, and What? by jasongraces reviews
Percy's day starts out pretty normal, until he meets some blond girl wearing a star-studded cloak. It takes him a while to realize it wasn't a dream...even after all the crazy events that happened.SOME PERCABETH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
May I Not Lose You by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero are happily in love. But when circumstances change and Frex plots an awful crime, what will happen? AU, Musical-verse, Fiyeraba. Please read Author's Notes! And check out the alternate ending "But for a moment"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,784 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Wicked a 'la Facebook by HC247 reviews
The story of Wicked as told on Facebook. A dramatic sweeping saga of love, betrayal, and revenge on the 'net...OR a complete crackfic. You've been warned.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Oz, I hate you by TheLIAF reviews
Elphaba and Galinda just can't stand each other. There's also a random spider. WOO HOO! For Elphaba and Galinda friendship!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Society's a Platypus by Olympian876 reviews
Random
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Connor S. - Complete
Bonding Time with Ethan and Kronos by Purple Embers reviews
Kronos always was a little unhinged, Ethan just never realised how much. OOC, parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Ethan N., Kronos - Complete
Written in the Stars by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
On their first night on their journey out of Oz, Elphaba and Fiyero talk about Fate, Happiness and what their future holds for them. Oneshot. Fiyeraba. Please read Author's Note!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Percy Jackson and a Fly by Banana Ninja Queen reviews
Percy Jackson hates flies with a passion. Those annoying bugs are just pointless, as you and I both know. But then one fateful day, that one simple fly crosses the line. And Percy Jackson loses his 'cool'. Then again, you can't lose what you never had.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010
unsighted by zynaofthenight reviews
She's stuck as a mummy in the attic forever, giving prophecies to demigods until she crumbles away into dust. Or so she thought. The story of the former Oracle of Delphi.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Apollo
When the Green Sun Rises by phoenixbird777 reviews
Wben Glinda is thrown from rule by the evil Lord Scelestus, a power-hungry disciple of the Wizards, she finds herself and her friend Diligo in the middle of nowhere. With a little help from both new and old friends will Glinda reclaim the throne?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Glinda U.
The 12 Days of Lurlinemas by bremela reviews
My revised version of the 12 days of Lurlinemas! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year, Happy Kwanzah and Happy Lurlinemas!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
I love nuts by Vanished Snowflake reviews
Insanity and hilarity. A crazy story including things like a duck named Edward, vulgar trees, "fiery" kisses and a potential honeymoon in the underworld.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
29 things we can learn from PotC by Chrome Girl-174 reviews
literaly 29 things we can learn
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
So You Wanna Be A PJO Fanfiction Writer by Mulligatawny reviews
Hello there! Do you want to write the best Percabeth oneshot this side of the River Styx? Do you want to be the expert on Tratie? Maybe you want to write the best fic ending ever. Well, don't worry! It's all in this handy-dandy guide! Results may vary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Back to December by livelife13 reviews
Annabeth dumps Percy and realizes she wants him back. What to do, what to do? Read and find out. Why would you ever dump Percy, it's stupid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Unabridged Version by DoulosAnastasis reviews
ON HIATUS. I cannot believe I'm doing this, but this story is ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Plot "renovations" are underway, but will take time to complete. Thank you, current readers, for your patience.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
Job Market by skillitt-biscit reviews
The campers at Camp Half Blood are forced to get jobs! What will happen when a bunch of ADD kids try to get jobs? Read and fing out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010
screams and torture by steawart reviews
a breakup poem
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
death by steawart
a poem about what death truly is
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Dear Wicked Writers by deeplyshallow reviews
Dear Wicked Writers, We have some important messages for you. Sincerely the Wicked Crew
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
WTF by The 1st Fallen Angel reviews
RANDOMNESS
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
25 Things I learned From Moulin Rouge by angelthree117 reviews
Title pretty much says it.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Christian, Satine - Complete
How the Tinman scene should have ended by Tdfgh1 reviews
Where Boq gets turned into the Tinman...or maybe not in this case.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Elphaba T., Nessarose T.
A New Day Dawns by 18lzytwner reviews
With Fiyero and Elphaba now ruling Oz, how will the Ozians handle things when a dangerous secret slips out? Sequel to Morrible's Apprentice. Fiyeraba, Gloq. CHARACTER DEATH WARNING! COMPLETED 12-1-10.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Before I read the Percy Jackson by Olympian876 reviews
Before I read Percy Jackson. I had a very vague idea of what they were about. So I will share with you how I thought they would have gone. Believe me, it is not even close to what it is now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Fear the Moonlight by deeplyshallow reviews
You know something's deadly wrong when Galinda gets spots, Avaric squeals like a girl, Boq does a strip tease and Fiyero and Boq are caught making out… complete shameless parody
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010
Twenty Questions by ZeGabz reviews
Fiyero listens in on Elphaba and Galinda while they play the classic game, and gets more than he bargained for. "You're not making it out of this room alive," she breathed into his ear. AU Musical, Fiyeraba, Oneshot
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Zeus The God by Olympian876 reviews
Zeus is a greek god, duh!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Zeus
Wipeout! Ozian Edition by PocketSevens reviews
It's that time America! What goes up must WIPEOUT as twenty-four Ozian contestants compete in the most insane obstacle course ever invented by man. Only one will become champion, but all will WIPEOUT! Crackfic.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,775 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
The Thing That Got Lost by xXxMusexXx reviews
AltFic. What if Elphaba had been there during Glinda's speech to the people, "Thank Goodness", and had confronted the Good Witch? Glinda will finally see the things she lost when she became 'Glinda the Good'...Gelphie FRIENDSHIP, Fiyeraba, Gloq. T Safe.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,372 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Brains Before Beauty and Beauty Before Age by Areyoufeelingwicked reviews
Lets face it people get old excluding scarecrows Shiz puts on a reunion for the very old hisorical class which contains our very favorite characters; Elphaba, Glinda, Boq, and Fiyero! Only their old. Join them as they drive each other crazy at shiz.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The Unusual Tale of Dorothy Gale by degreenifyinggravity reviews
Dorothy spends a rather unusual night in the Wizard's palace. Crackfic. Sorry for randomness. No pairings.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Dorothy G. - Complete
15 things im not allowed to do at hogwarts by Energizer Bunny 1 reviews
the title says it all
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Wicked Fanmail by webeta123 reviews
Send your favorite Wicked characters dares, fanmail, or questions! R&R please
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010
Barefoot by 3Mindy3 reviews
Dorothy Gale admires her beautiful ruby slippers every night, but what will happen when the owner returns to retreive them? OOC Charactes, funny one-shot! Reviews make my day! HAPPY 7th ANNIVERSARY WICKED!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Dorothy G., Nessarose T. - Complete
Lost all Resistance by Hummelberry Addict reviews
Elphaba gets a letter from her father telling her her betrothed is at Shiz but will they fall in love
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T.
Hush by fyd818 reviews
Post-TLO. A conversation in Percy's kitchen, late at night. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
haunted mantion alternate ending warning spoiler by childoffaith24680 reviews
how i think it should end. this is my very first fanfic, so please review.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Wicked Witch? by TheHylianReader reviews
During her captivity in Kiamo Ko, Dorothy Gale learns a little of the past of everyone's favorite Wicked Witch and discovers that maybe she isn't so wicked after all. One-Shot
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Elphaba T., Dorothy G. - Complete
The Happiest Day in Oz by tfn-fanficfan reviews
On the happiest day in Oz, Glinda the Good visits an unmarked grave
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Glinda U. - Complete
Galinda and Glinda by 3Mindy3 reviews
What would happen if post-musical Glinda and pre-Dancing Through Life Galinda met? Would Glinda warn Galinda of the events to come? Would Galinda even listen? Slightly funny and slightly angsty! One-shot!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Glinda U. - Complete
Ever Ever After by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Elphaba Thropp never believed she would have her own happily ever after. Until Fiyero. Musicalverse, set after Finale. Please read authors note at beginning!Read and review! Read the sequels "Moments of Ever After" and "In the After"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,864 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
You know your obesssed with Wicked when by gothicpiratevictoria reviews
I never saw one of these on here so, I made one myself. I hope you guys enjoy it. R&R
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010
What came first: the chicken or the egg? by Author in my Heart reviews
So this is the answer to the most important question in the WORLD! So what is the answer? Like I'll tell you. Read to find out! Just a little something my cabin at camp came up with, cuz we're weird that way :
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Safety by Sylvera reviews
#1 in my 100 themes one-shot challenge. Ibbie's brief thoughts on Sion.
Mabinogi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
One Day Soon by LittleGreenGirlxx reviews
"On the evening the Wicked Witch of the West was melted, it rained heavily throughout all of Oz, and the sky turned green." A bittersweet little drabble, musicalverse. An interesting real phenomenon I heard about today!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Written In Red by Ichiko Wind Gryphon reviews
The Witch was wicked and cruel, they all said. But one man refused to believe any of it. Armed with only his pen and his wit, Liiku sets off on a daring journey to prove the innocence of the most hated criminal in all of Oz. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,421 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
A Moment by deeplyshallow reviews
Theirs was a victory. A victory surrounded by one hundred losses but a victory none the less. For just a moment they had won and they celebrated - As Long as You're Mine scene - Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
You Aren't What They Say You Are' by WickedWriterOfTheWest reviews
The Wicked Witch of the West had one 'meeting' with Dorothy that we didn't hear about. How was Dorothy really like? Is she really the nice little girl that just MELTS your heart? Ah, so many appearances that we cannot see through...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Dorothy G., Elphaba T.
Popular: The Missing Scene by WickedForGood13 reviews
Ever wonder where Elphaba went and what happened after she ran out on Galinda's make-over? There's only one way to find out...WARNING: Changes future events!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Ding Dong, the Wicked Witch isn't Dead by denpa wave chick saki reviews
Not many people could survive having a house dropped on them, yet Nessarose Thropp manages to pull it off.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Nessarose T. - Complete
Rules for the Tiggular Household by deeplyshallow reviews
Because with Elphaba's stubbornness and Fiyero's... lack of morals this family really needs some... Winner of 1st Place 2010 Greg Award for Most Humourous
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Nightmares by Wickedly Caskett reviews
One night Fiyero wakes up to Elphaba screaming. Again. Sometimes only one person can comfort the worst of nightmares. Fiyeraba one-shot. Pretty OOC.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
A Look Into Fiyero's Mind by WickedForGood13 reviews
A companion piece to "A Look Into Elphaba's Mind." Look into Fiyero's mind throughout his sacrifice and torture.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
A Look Into Elphaba's Mind by WickedForGood13 reviews
Just what the title says. Look into Elphaba's mind at a pivotal point in the story.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Users Manual For Ilosivic StayneSpecial Edition by Ranguvar27 reviews
Inspired by other 'Users Manual' stories on this site. Thank you for purchasing the Special Edition Model of Ilosivic Stayne. This manual will give you tips and advice on his care.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Luigi and Pavi Go To the Movies by Magical Shovel reviews
It's the seemingly never ending series of the Largo fratelli going to places the average human being would go. This time it's a one-shot as they decide to go to the movies... What will go down?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Luigi, Pavi - Complete
If I only had a brain by Cricket Tealeaf reviews
One shot. It's been done before of course, but this is my interpretation of the last few hours of Fiyero's life as a human. There are a few aspects of the bookverse thrown in there too.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Fiyero T. - Complete
When Sonny Met Nancy by CeliaEquus reviews
It was bound to happen. He was bound to return for one of his books. She was bound to bump into him. So what happened when Sonny met Nancy? Disclaimer: I don't own the Nancy Drew series, nor am I making any money from this.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
The Mythical Sea by LittleGreenGirlxx reviews
Fiyero and Elphaba make it across the desert to Ix, and find the sea that they had only heard about in myths and legends. An accidental dip solves a little problem. Post musical, one shot. Sort of fluffy.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Q&A With Wicked! by claramadesouffles reviews
"Stay with us, everyone! We'll be right back as soon as they STOP MURDERING EACH OTHER!" And THAT what happens when Elphie, Glinda, Fiyero, Morrible, the Wizard, Boq, Nessa, and Dorothy answer questions supplied by YOU. This will be fun...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010
Rings by webeta123 reviews
"Why did Boq freak out?" A normal lunch period turns into anything but.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Boq - Complete
And There It Is by HC247 reviews
Elphaba watches Fiyero sleep one night...Post-musical, Fiyeraba. Reviews are lovely!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
No Regrets by xXCherry-PieXx reviews
Sequel to My Own Worst Enemy. The enemies locked away by Elphaba and Glinda are back and looking for revenge. Elphaba must fight for her daughters and her youngest daughter must learn what it means to be a 'witch'. Fiyeraba and Gloq. Currently on hiatus.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,728 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010
One Short Night by 3Mindy3 reviews
Fiyero is traveling with Dorothy and meets up with an unexpected visitor. Please R&R! Charactes meant to be a little OOC.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Getting To Know You by Virgo Writer reviews
Galinda only wanted her two friends to get along, but even she couldn't have foreseen the results of her questionnaire. After all, knowledge is a dangerous thing . . . Fiyereba oneshot
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Yero by Rose DiVerona reviews
Wicked, from Fiyero's POV. We know what Elphaba's experiences were, but what was it like from the view of our favorite Winkie Prince? Covers the musical from Fiyero's entrance, with extra scenes as well.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,883 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Billionaire by HC247 reviews
Boq wants something. He wants it really bad. So freakin' bad...Musicalverse. Shameless parody. Take as you will. Rated for language.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Boq - Complete
If Life Was a Musical by claramadesouffles reviews
While fleeing Kiamo Ko and looking for a good place to hide, Elphie and our favorite scarecrow have a nice conversation. One-Shot, Fiyeraba, Slightly humorous if you close one eye and squint with the other. R&R!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Wicked Rap! by MissMeha611 reviews
Me and my friend greamish rapping about one of the best musicals out there!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
But I Need It! by denpa wave chick saki reviews
Every girl in a talent show needs a costume, especially one Galinda Upland, who is out to prove that she does indeed have the best singing voice at Shiz. Which would all be good and dandy, if Elphaba wasn't the one dragged in and forced to make it.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Beginnings of Love by TeamFiyero reviews
What were Elphaba and Fiyero thinking when they first met?
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Colors by Wickedly Caskett reviews
At a seminar, Glinda, Elphaba, and Fiyero find themselves next to each other. Elphaba just wants to take notes. What happens when Glinda and Fiyero have other ideas? Please R&R! Probably pretty OOC. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Treason Among Friends by you don't know my name reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero are working with the Resistance while Glinda is unhappy with her own path in life and wants to join her friends, Elphaba in particular.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,008 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Maternal Instinct by RosalieThropp reviews
Elphaba's thoughts on her son's birth.One-shot.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Elphaba T., Liir - Complete
Vampires in Oz by dontrainonmyteenagedream reviews
Elphaba Thropp just wants to get away from her horrid father and do well at Shiz University. Never did she expect to make friends like the ones she has now. Fiyero Tiggular, the insanely attractive Prince, wants to suck her blood. Kinda based of Twilight.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
The Emerald Pendant by Beautifully Tragic Girl reviews
She couldn't conceal her gasp as she saw what was in there; a white gold, chain necklace with an emerald pendant in the middle, "Fiyero..." HAPPY BIRTHDAY BANG YOU'RE DEAD! Rating For Stuff That Happens In The End. Be Warned.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Dear Auntie Ozma by deeplyshallow reviews
Wicked told in a series of letters to Oz's most famous agony aunt. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BANG YOU'RE DEAD!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. Find me a find, catch me a catch. Matchmaker, matchmaker, look through your book and make me a perfect match. We all know what this is from. JO.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Your Life Could End Up Changing by TheWickedWitchOfOz reviews
How would their lives have changed if Elphaba hadn't left Shiz so soon? AU. Musicalverse. Main pairing will eventually be Elphaba/Fiyero. New readers please note publication date for chapters 1 - 13 is April 2006 to January 2007.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,080 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 4/25/2006
Namesake by PrettyLilyFlower reviews
Idola Solver thought Miss Glinda a fool of a woman- especially after having this baby out of wedlock. Complete.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Randomness by SpoonfulOfArsenic reviews
Warning: Story is pointless. Well, my friend and I got a little hyper while we were swimming... which later resulted in me writing this.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Wicked Retold or not by PocketSevens reviews
As a young author develops a "Wicked" parody, the cast demands a change from the norm. - FINAL TWO CHAPTERS NOW UP!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
A Tragic Tale by Ranguvar27 reviews
Full title inside. This is my first attempt at writing a Mary Sue parody. It is in no way meant to be a serious story.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Wicked in Under 15 Minutes by entwined-in-a-web reviews
What happens when Wicked in condensed to 15 minutes? My parody of the show! Will probably not take fifteen muntes because it's in two chapters...REVIEW PLEASE!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Western Skies by yesnomaybeso reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero have a little discussion while fleeing Oz. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Villains, Speeches, and Socks by Arglefumph reviews
What if a different person was the culprit in Nancy Drew: Trail of the Twister? Namely, Dwayne Powers and his new partner.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
At World's End in 20 Minutes by Lima Heights Adjacent reviews
Epictastical parody of the third movie. Enjoy! Reviews are cool too.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Foretaste by fyd818 reviews
What if Alice had had a vision of Jasper come sooner than she could remember, at a time when she was at her most fragile human state and desperately in need of hope for a happy future? AxJ Slightly dark one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bloopers! by Ichiko Wind Gryphon reviews
Just what the title indicates! Random and hilarious screw-ups from scenes in my own fanfictions! XD Please, don't ask. I was tired.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Lost by A Lonely Planet reviews
A Funeral, a mother placed in a shallow grave and a girl who didn't know what to feel. Please Review.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Hideocious Discoverations by Green-blooded reviews
What happens when a fangirl tells the three main characters the definitions of names such as 'Fiyeraba' and 'Gelphie?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Home Repot! The Genetic Mockpera by VampPhanWriter reviews
A parody of Repo the Genetic Opera. Originally written for my writing teacher, so a few things are a wee bit toned down. Rated T for violence, mild language, organ reposessions, Paris Hilton just kidding , and Luigi not knowing when to shut up.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Three Words by Xcontents.pricelessX reviews
When Fiyero says those three words Elphaba longs to hear, how will she react? FIYERABA FLUFF! What else would you expect?
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The Invasion of the Ozheads by ElphabaROCKS reviews
The title says all. Takes place at Shiz University. Crack-fic, total crack-fic. One-shot, written as a early B-day present for RU. Enjoy!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Stormy Confessions by Xcontents.pricelessX reviews
A storm traps Elphaba with Glinda and Fiyero for spring break. Will Elphaba finally admit her true feelings to Fiyero? Rated T to be safe. FLUFF! Thou hast been warned
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Move to the Music by webeta123 reviews
The classic Fiyeraba arranged marriage, in a slightly different way...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Wicked and the Attack of the Badfic Author by deeplyshallow reviews
They've faced Wizards, they've faced evil head teachers, they've faced Ozians with pitchforks, but can the Wicked crew face the greatest evil of them all - the badfic author?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
No One Mourns the Wheat Bread! by degreenifyinggravity reviews
Completely random and pointless parody of "No One Mourns the Wicked". Basically about how I don't like wheat bread, and neither do the Breadians...
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Glinda U. - Complete
Shades of Grey by fyd818 reviews
Curious about the world that took Alice away from him, Hatter goes to Otherland to investigate. He finds Alice, but she is not quite ready to return to her true home. He will wait for her Above, but something is terribly wrong… AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,494 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
My Annabel Lee by webeta123 reviews
A poem reading make Fiyero think of his relationship to Elphaba. Setting inside
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Eleven Signs by webeta123 reviews
A list makes Fiyero finally realize something important...I wonder what...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
How we met by Bang You're Dead reviews
Tucked up in bed, Elphaba and Fiyero's son Liir asked for a certain bedtime story, the story of how they met.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
January 6th by ElphabaROCKS reviews
'On January 6th, Dorothy's ruby shoes faded into a dull silver.' short drabble-like story. Enjoy!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Father and Daughter by webeta123 reviews
Summary inside. AU Booksical.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Elphaba T., Wizard
And I will be loathing you! by ElphabaROCKS reviews
What happens when I put a Fiyero-hater in a conference room with Fiyero? Nothing good...in fact, it's pretty scary. Complete crack-fic. My first real attempt at humor.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Fiyero T.
Your New Beginning Was A Perfect Ending? by RockDiva reviews
"I'll be back again before you know it." "You won't remember me." Okay does anyone else wish there had been a scene somewhere within or following the Alice In Wonderland credits? Some sort of deeper closure? This is how I would have done it... Implied H/A
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
When Monkeys Fly by degreenifyinggravity reviews
Elphaba and Boq have a conversation in the library...Elphaboq friendship.One-shot. My first fanfic!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Elphaba T., Boq - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Penguin of Doom by Imtotallynormal reviews
Summary- WARNING WARNING may contain outrageous amounts of red bull, well it would but Nico drank them all. Also contains slash, randomness, pie and more slash. LUKVER FTW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
Interview With A Witch by Leia Emberblaze reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask the the Wicked characters questions? Here's your opportunity! Elphaba, Glinda, Fiyero and all the other characters are waiting to be interviewed! This is sure to get very funny very fast...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
RENT is Wicked by SpeechandOTHfan reviews
Gasp! Elphaba, Fiyero, and Glinda end up in Alphabet City! How will they survive! Will Roger and Elphie continue to be grumpy? Will Glinda and Maureen get along sharing the attention! RogerMimi, AngelCollins, Fiyeraba, MoJo, MarkGlinda
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2010
The Art Of Lying by Beautifully Tragic Girl reviews
“I told you to lie, not tell me what I already know,” she scolded. “I was lying,” he whispered quietly, he saw the look of disbelief etched onto her face. Just a little one shot I thought about. Writers Block, nough said. AU
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Enduring the Day by Merida's Hair reviews
While Melena is at home with a four year old Elphaba, she is blissfully unaware that Elphaba can probably understand everything she is saying. Bookverse, pointless oneshots galore!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Elphaba T., Melena T. - Complete
The Dare by Missglitterystars reviews
Elphaba dares Glinda to watch a horror movie!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Ultimate Disclaimer by ElphabaROCKS reviews
To all Wicked fans out there who desperately want to own Wicked, but can't, this is the song for you! Disclaimer song parody of I'm not that Girl. Enjoy!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Reasons Why I Put My Homework Off All Weekend by AlexAvalon reviews
60 excuses why I didn't do my homework even though I had all weekend. Warning: some may be completely unbelievable! :D
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Oh, I Just Can't Wait to be King by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero discuss what it would be like to rule..... on their terms. Outtake from JO. Song belongs to Disney's Lion King.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Couples Therapy by Beautifully Tragic Girl reviews
When happens when Morrible sends Elphaba and Fiyero to couples therapy. Hilarity ensures. Shizera. Musicalvereish.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
What's in a name? by Bang You're Dead reviews
After hours of a hard labour, Elphaba and Fiyero have a beautiful baby boy. But they have one problem, picking a name!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
An Adventure In Wonderland by Miztermusik reviews
My best friend wrote this and, with her permission, I decided it should be on the site! Please review :
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, March Hare/Thackery Earwicket - Complete
Morrible's Apprentice by 18lzytwner reviews
Part two of Sacrifice. Someone uses powerful magic which makes our friends return to the capital city only to discover the horrible truth about what went on at Southstair. Fiyeraba and Blinda. CHAPTER 23 EDITED! COMPLETED 4,1,10!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,295 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Sweet, Lurline! by obsessive-elphaba reviews
Ever wonder what the characters from the book that couldn't make it to the play would say about it? Written in script form. Rated for a little language and references.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
The Gardens by webeta123 reviews
So much can happen in the gardens A/U Reader-friendly
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Dream by Star Anise reviews
During Alice's absence, ill fortune has stirred around a particular Hatter. Alice is called back, only to be told that she alone can help him... But she may get - or give - a little more than she bargained for...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Boy is Mine by HC247 reviews
What if the catfight scene had gone...differently....Musicalverse, AU, Take as you will.. Reviews much appreciated!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
His Eyes by webeta123 reviews
A different meeting between Elphaba and Fiyero. A/U obviously
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
What do you want for your birthday? Him! by Bang You're Dead reviews
Fiyero had waited all year for the day that was all about him, his birthday. But it didn’t exactly go according to plan and instead of getting presents he ended up as a present himself, while making two rather unusual acquaintances. Happy Birthday Dee!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Fiyero T. - Complete
Stuck by Leia Emberblaze reviews
Galinda hides in Boq's locker as a prank; madness ensues. One shot
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Bachelorette Party by wanderamaranth reviews
So what do improper Victorian ladies do for a bachelorette party, anyways? Featuring the Chattaway twins, Alice, a nerve-filled McTwisp and a very happy Hatter. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Pirates and a Princess by crazybeagle reviews
You have been telling people the story we agreed on, right?" "Well...yes." Her eyes narrowed. "Well, mostly yes," he amended. Sometimes the truth can be stranger than fiction. The third and final part of my "To Feel" series. Full of long-overdue fluff.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
This Year by webeta123 reviews
A scene from P.O.K./P.O.C. Not quite sure where in the timeline it is.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
The Mistake by Beautifully Tragic Girl reviews
What happens when Elphie and Fiyero wake up together? In bed. I've always wondered what would happen if they did...so I wrote this. Musicalverse. AU.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
I Love You, Daddy by webeta123 reviews
Four words that changed his outlook on Elphaba. One-shot
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Elphaba T., Frexspar - Complete
Relfections upon Gravidity by IronicNarwhal reviews
Time seemed to all blur when confined to exile in the Vinkus, left to do nothing but watch the mountains on either side be covered in snow, and then slowly obscured by frosty windows. Elphaba bemoans--and over-dramatizes--pregnancy. Elphaba/Fiyero
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
50 things I am not allowed to do in Oz by Imtotallynormal reviews
50 things that are banned in Oz. :
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010
She Knew It by Phases Of Obsession reviews
Galinda Upland knew it. Her two best friends were in love.' Galinda's quest to join them together. Now expanded to include the aftermath and more! Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Boq's Dancing Through Life by YourPinkDiary reviews
What he was planning on saying to Nessa before she interrupted. -unrequited Gloq-
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Boq - Complete
A Story of Old by Imtotallynormal reviews
Dave the banana tells Merlin and Arthur how to save Camelot from the evil penguins using the story of Wicked. Very Cracky, Contains slash and lots of Merthur pie ;D
Crossover - Wicked & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
Among The Stars by HC247 reviews
Trying to find time alone together can be difficult, especailly when you add in things like starry nights, letters to friends...and an unexpected visitor. Fiyeraba, Post-musical, slightly AU
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Things Like This by webeta123 reviews
A morning scare. A popping bubble. Quick dress changes. What do these things have in common? They're all in this story! Gloq and Fiyeraba all the way
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Glinda U. - Complete
Nessa's Outburst by BeautifullyTragicElphaba reviews
Nessa finally finds out why Boq keeps rejecting her, and she couldn't be angrier. What happens when she gets this mad? Read and find out. Rated for some harsh language As in; rated for Nessa's use of some choice words .
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Nessarose T., Boq - Complete
Repeating History by webeta123 reviews
Just a little one-shot about what young children can do when they turn their dreams into reality. Fiyeraba.AU.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Wicked meets Wicked by ElphabaROCKS reviews
What if the three star character in Wicked were to read the book? And more importantly: What do they do about it? Rating just in case.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Elphaba T.
Reading Minds by webeta123 reviews
When a spell goes arwy what will Elphaba learn? What good will come from this?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Notes by ElphabaROCKS reviews
Galinda was not paying attention in class as usual so she decides to start passing notes. Something written by some friends-areyoufeelingwicked-and I because we were bored.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Yup! by obsessive-elphaba reviews
You slept with her?" "Yup!" "Really?" "Yup!" "Why?" "... Yup!" HIATUS
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat by keep-me-posted reviews
A silly alternate ending to the computer game, Danger on Deception Island. ND OneShot.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Nancy D., Frank H., Joe H., Andy J. - Complete
A Completely Wicked Parody by Merida's Hair reviews
My attempt at a Wicked Parody. Please Read and Review! Note: Title may change
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009
Not Another Bad CATS Fic by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
Warning: unnecessary angst, unexpected romance, unusual slash, inevitable rape, violent love triangles, nonsensical plot twists, uncalled-for ooc-ness, and obscure internet references. :D
Cats - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Cullen Chat Room Chaos by AnimegirlKiki reviews
The Cullens in a Chat room of course. Yes there are many but they are so fun! Random fun, good if u need a good laugh. Rated just to be safe. After Breaking Dawn. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009
Angsting and Perkyness by TheMiniMenzel reviews
“Roger, Elphie, stop angsting,” Galinda declared. Them? Angsting? Never.
Crossover - RENT & Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010
Through The Night by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
He nornally took care of her, had since they left mainstream Oz. Now it's her turn to turn his love back onto him. Fiyeraba, musivalverse, smut fluff.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The Dorm at Shiz by A Lonely Planet reviews
A typical day in the dorm when Elphaba turns into a pencil.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
The Hidden Paw's Revenge by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
The mystery cat has kidnapped Mistoffelees to get his revenge for having his earlier plot foiled. Will the conjuring cat bend to his demands?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Macavity - Complete
I Pwn You by Twin Wives reviews
Elphaba decides she pwns Nessa, but Nessa disagrees, and a whole lot of chaos is caused because of this. Cracky-ish. Involves Elphaba, Nessa, Boq, Fiyero, and Glinda...pairings are Fiyeraba, bits of Bessa and bits of Gloq. so far .
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009
730 Things I'm Forbidden To Do At Hogwarts by Jesse Turner-Black reviews
Click of the title to find the 730 things that no one is allowed to do at Hogwarts. And they gave us this list, not expecting us to get ideas......... Sincerly, Forge and Gred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
The Water Lily Bloom by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
Forbidden love & cursed for it, banished was she to the waters of Kell, the legendary Lady of the Lake. The legend, shrouded in myth & mystery, the tragic tale of the girl who would bear the title, the Lady of the Lake. Better summary inside. AU.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010
I Do? To YOU? by obsessive-elphaba reviews
What if Sarima wasn't Fiyero's arranged wife? What if it was Elphaba. Doesn't get good until Fiyero shows up, so bare with me INDEFINITE HIATUS
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
The Mirror Crack'd by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
What if there was another side to Kumbrica's story? The early legend of the Kumbrica tells of a princess, locked in a tower, forbidden everything but her life, like so many before her. Better summary inside. AU, pre- Wicked history.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010
The Man and the Moon by The Crazy Sisters reviews
Fiyero promises Elphaba the moon. Fluffy Fiyeraba one-shot.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW: Owner's Guide and Manual by EvilsApprentice reviews
The EAC Presents: Captain Jack Sparrow: The Complete Owner’s Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW unit! /Rated T for references
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Power of a Kiss by webeta123 reviews
Post musical fluff. Gloq and Fiyeraba near the end...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
A Long Way to Fall by theatrchy2004 reviews
What the guys get up to back at their dorm room during the Popular scene. Gloq!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Boq, Glinda U.
Arrangments by Dino-SOAR reviews
Roger has a talk with Mark about what to do when he dies. Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Shadows by webeta123 reviews
What is the one thing that is normal for Elphaba and others? Her shadow. A look at Elphaba's shadows
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Elphaba T. - Complete
The List by HC247 reviews
Fiyero makes a list one day. Although it's not quite what Elphaba expected... Post-musical Fiyerba fluff. For Tiggy.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
The Roger Diaries by x Rajah x reviews
The untold secrets of Roger Davis. Roger... a princess? Or more excitingly, a butt model? The unedited version of Your Eyes? His true feelings about Mark? His middle name? And what does all this have to do with a fortune cookie? Only one way to find out..
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,184 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Roger D.
Questions by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
How do I get myself into these situations? No, seriously. How? Never before have I awoken as an animated bag of straw. Still though, there’s a first time for everything."
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Fiyero T.
Let's Play A Love Scene by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
She looked at him, then at the scripts in their hands. A soft, forced laugh escaped her throat, and she forced a smile. "A...a love scene?" Fiyeraba. Musical. Shiz-era.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Make Me by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
Elphaba knew better than to challenge him. One-shot, post-musical. Starts off fluffy and slides into.....well.....smut.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Feel The Thunder by HC247 reviews
Fiyero has never been fond of storms. That is, until Elphaba shows him a storm of a different kind... Post-musical Fiyerba fluff, as if I had to say it...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
I Want Fairy Dust! by BeautifullyTragicElphaba reviews
Galinda starts whining for fairy dust and begins to act even more bubbly and childish than usual... Needless to say, Elphaba and Fiyero are a bit scared. Read and review, please!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
Only the Good Die Young by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
She was a sheltered child. A young woman grown up behind stain glass curtains, locked away in an ivory tower. When she met him, he was the sinner to her saint. When she met him, she didn't realize that she would die, and someone else would take her place
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
I'm Not Getting Married Today by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
Elphaba has more than just pre-wedding jitters on her wedding day. Cute little one-shot. Based on the late great Madeline Kahn's performance of the same song. AU.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Megalomania by rainbowfish22 reviews
Boq takes over the world. Bessa.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Boq, Nessarose T. - Complete
One Day at the Gym by webeta123 reviews
Fiyero watched, knowing he fell in love at that moment Fiyeraba fluff...Shiz era-after melting Yes its musicalverse!That's the only verse i know at the moment
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Fiyero Goes to Candy Mountain by Ichiko Wind Gryphon reviews
Boq and Galinda find a map to Candy Mountain and drag Fiyero along with them! Based on Charlie the Unicorn. Don't ask. Just . . . don't.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Fiyero T. - Complete
To Do by rainbowfish22 reviews
/"Is there a reason I’m on your To Do list?"/ Bessa drabble.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Boq, Nessarose T. - Complete
How to create 'the best character ever' by ShayNanigans reviews
A parody on creating "the best character ever!" By Scarlet Magpie. Now you too and write just like Smeyer!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Afterglow by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Except she didn't really take up her position curled up against his chest, and they were not yet soundly sleeping, his favorite post-sex activity. Fiyeraba, post musical... fluffle for the sake of fluffle.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Sonny Gets Fired Again by Arglefumph reviews
The story of why Sonny Joon was fired from Beech Hill Museum shortly before Secret of the Scarlet Hand.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
101 Ways to Tell that You're Insane by An Angel in Darkness reviews
Usually if you're insane, you can tell. If you can't, here's a list to help you...figure things out. Even if you aren't insane, read this list. It will make you WANT to be insane.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
The Vanishing Hitchhiker by Zane's Girl- Jo reviews
Urban legend? Or stated fact? You decide.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
A Midsummer's Nightmare by HC247 reviews
Fiyero and Avaric find something of Galinda's one day. Chaos ensues. For Squint and her dark mind.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Fiyero T., Glinda U. - Complete
Snow Fight! by TheMiniMenzel reviews
MY FIRST FAN FIC! The gang have a snow fight at Shiz and a certain Munchkin is being targeted.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Boq - Complete
Sacrifice by 18lzytwner reviews
Post Musical. Trouble arises when part of an Animal group is caught before making it to Elphaba and Fiyero's. What happens next will change everything. Fiyeraba, all the way. FINISHED 9-10-09!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 24,261 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Cursed Blood by Ichiko Wind Gryphon reviews
All Fiyero wanted for his son was for him to have a normal life, a life free of being cursed. But he will never get his wish. And now Fiyero must face his own demons to save his son. Somewhat sequel to TFTCUA.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 218,164 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Jazz Poem by Hobbit4Lyfe reviews
This is a jazz poem that I wrote in English class at the end of 11th grade. My teacher thought it was funny, but I doubt he realized it was a huge Nancy Drew reference. Please review.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Wicked Song Parodies by PookietoyourMaureen reviews
Shut up, Potter."Song fics so far including:Voldemort.Warning: We are awesome. "What the hell is a ba-room?"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009
The wondrous story of the Black Knight by Lila75 reviews
The Black Knight makes a short but classic appeacance in the musical Spamalot and of course in the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." I was wondering what could have happened to him after he was left behind pinned to that tree - this is the result.
Monty Python's Spamalot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
AHHHH! by Wicked'elphaba-fiyero reviews
My first oneshot! Fiyero and Elphie take their kids on a road trip to visit Galinda. Just think, kids, long car ride and two AWESOME parents
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Horror Movie Survival Guide by darkwebx01 reviews
This is not the original Horror Movie Survival Guide, but please give it a chance.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009
Super Charlie World by Imagination Domination reviews
Charlie the unicorn visits the Mushroom Kingdom. Against his will, of course. One-shot.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Diva at the Pub by TillyMe reviews
Diva is at the pub, while the knights look for a shrub.Based of the son Diva's Last statement What happened to my part? There she meets a stranger who understands her frustration. Lost bashing.
Crossover - Lost & Monty Python's Spamalot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
How Macavity became evildiscontinued for now by Tiherina reviews
When Macavity doesn't get any of the parts he wanted in the Jellicle play, he sets off to make his own way in life. Unfortunately for him, the other cats are starting to view him as evil. He's only misunderstood! ON HIATUS
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Macavity
Come What May by melissarxy1 reviews
Completed. Set directly after the Opera, Shilo needs rescuing again. Graverobber/Shilo R&R please
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Not That Girl by JNCR reviews
Hey there, this is my first FanFiction, enjoy and leave kind reviews. Musical pairings, with Book references. At Shiz, Fiyero and Elphaba become friends and more, and everything changes. T rating is a little higher than needed.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009
A Typical Day by Angsty Anime Star reviews
Fiyero muses over how typical a class in Shiz can really be. Well, I guess it all depends on your definition of the word.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Fiyero T. - Complete
What the Shiz ? by Ichiko Wind Gryphon reviews
What would happen if my high school did Wicked for our spring musical? Well, here's what I think. Hilariously stupid, yet entertainingly fun! My first full-out comedy! Rated for minor language.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
30 Ways To Say I Love You by C.C. Grant reviews
Fiyero writes a list of ways to say I love you to Elphaba. Lots of quotes from different love stories. If you understand and have heard each one, you officially know your love stories. Go Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Fiyero T. - Complete
The Cornfield Catfight: Reprise by The White Dahlia reviews
Set five years after Elphaba started Defying Gravity, Glinda and Elphaba meet after Dorothy's house killed Nessarose. A play that rewrites the classic Cornfield Catfight in the musical. Has elements from the book and the musical Wicked.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
You Deserve Each Other by AshleyInWriterland reviews
What would happen if a Wicked fan who adored the Bessa ship appeared at the Wicked Witch of the East scene? Like the actual scene, not went up on the stage.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Boq, Nessarose T. - Complete
Death Defying Connor by Evilhunterperson reviews
Death. It is immanent. Tee hee. A bunch of funny death predictions for your non-sadistic entertainment. Rated T for all of the paranoid parants out there, who think that their child will read about blood and gore and death ... Which they will.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
In the Closet by HC0 reviews
Elphaba's hat argues its importance with the musical fandom's most beloved character. Featuring utter immaturity, a broken fourth wall, and Fiyero's butt.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Remember Me? by Wicked'elphaba-fiyero reviews
Sequal to Viva La Vie Shiz! RENT crossover. After a spell goes terribly wrong, Elphaba and Galinda are thrown into another world, far from Oz. Fiyero is left behind, but he'll stop at nothing in his search for them. FIYERABA, Galinda/OC & tiny M/E
Crossover - RENT & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Mark C., Elphaba T. - Complete
A Usual day at the Cullen TableuntilBella! by happyfilipina5 reviews
I decided I would make a parody. *I do not own any of Stephenie Meyer's characters*
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
I will be by GreenField reviews
The beginning of Elphaba and Glinda's friendship in Elphaba's POV, set during 'Dancing Through Life' and 'Popular'. Cover image by kdm13 DeviantArt .
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Thinking Is Like Handling Explosives by Child of the Wilderness reviews
A celebration throughout all of Shiz, due to Elphaba's invitation to visit the Wizard . . . but everyone has a secret agenda for the night, and alcohol only makes things worse. Rating may change.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
Wicked in 500 Words by em91011 reviews
An ultra-compressed version of Wicked.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Perfectly Normal, But Not Quite Safe by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
The zombie incursion of Oz has begun and only five stand against it. Well, four stand and one kind of wheels around...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Boq, Nessarose T.
Fantasy by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
A little distraction during class isn't new to Fiyero. Yet this is differant.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
What REALLY happened after For Good by Swashbuckle reviews
Wow...I found this on my computer from a while ago, and decided to share it with you good people. WARNING: Incredibly stupid.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Beans by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
My take on what happened when the Baker's father stole The Witch's - Leanette's - sacred beans. R&R If you will! Rated T ONESHOT!
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Witch - Complete
Idina Meets Elphaba The Sequel by BeautifullyWicked reviews
Sequel to Idina Meets Elphaba. Obviously :P Summary inside :
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Idina Meets Elphaba by BeautifullyWicked reviews
This is where Elphaba comes to our world and meets the original "Elphaba" Idina Menzel and what happens after that. Story by members of witchesofoz. com
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,747 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008
Once Upon a Time by BlissfullySortOfAnonymous reviews
Galinda's her spoiled self, Fiyero fits "Prince Charming" to a "T", and as for Elphaba...she's no one's idea of a princess. So what happens when we insert our favorite Ozians into our favorite Disney Princess moments? I myself am not sure yet...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2009
Viva la Vie SHIZ by Wicked'elphaba-fiyero reviews
Complete! Takes place during Shiz era. Elphaba saves a lion cub w/ Fiyero.. Fiyero is inlove with her, but there's a new student falling for her too...not much of a summary, oh well. Pairings: Fiyeraba and Galinda/OC. Lots of fluffy stuff,a bit of action.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,421 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Pirate Puppet Pals by Lord Commodore Norry reviews
Parody of Harry Potter Puppet Pals. All of your favorite Pirates, in puppet form, performing in the Potter Puppet Pals adventures such as, 'bothering snape,' and 'the mysterious ticking noise.' Feel free to review. rated for safety.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
The Truth About FanFiction by xoxoeosvugirl reviews
How did this website really come about? At a late night in the Oval Office, George Bush and Walt Disney are sick of today's liberal TV so they come up with a great idea for a website where people can write whatever they want!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
I Fall To Pieces by HC247 reviews
In which Fiyero learns why it is not a good idea for him to be left alone with small creatures....
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Falling For You by Ichiko Wind Gryphon reviews
Dorothy's having thoughts about her mysterious yet charming straw-stuffed companion. What is this she's feeling? Is this love? One-shot. Deleted scene from Dangerous Secrets
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Warmth by HC247 reviews
A minor need,really. But a necessary one. Short Fiyerba fluffle. Take as you will. Reviews much appreciated!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Green Thumb by PhantomPenguin reviews
There had to be someone Galinda knew who fit the qualifications of the term...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Glinda U. - Complete
Talk Show With Cuckoo clown by Cuckoo clown reviews
a funny talk show that I made myself,and its supposed to be funny
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008
Idina Have You Met You? by Elphiex03 reviews
This is a one shot of what would happen if Mrs.Menzel herself were to met, well..herself. I wasent exsactly sure where to put this, but I put it in Wicked becuase, it sort of sums it up, Please be easy with me im new :D
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Hat by Dea de Verum reviews
Glinda visits her grandmother and has a little discussion about fashion! Especially about that little black hat her grandmother sent her a couple of monthes back...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Glinda U. - Complete
Accepted by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Welcome to Shiz! Elphaba oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Elphaba T., Frexspar - Complete
wtf! the story by ravemacarthie reviews
Um, WFT! What the crap just happened. I'd like to know if anyone else thinks we're crazy. Please R&R
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Will you light my candle? No by Cyllene reviews
Rent meets Cats' gone horribly wrong. The cats have decided to do Rent for Old Deuteronomy, but it's not working out well... Rated T for sexual themes, incest, slashyness, bad lauguage, mild violence and off-key singing. One-shot. Enjoy!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Munkustrap, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Leave Out All The Rest by Renesme Carlie Black reviews
yeah this has nothing to do with Twilight, but that's the only subject I like. lyrics to the linkin park song
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
The Day the Blonde Curls Died by Downright Shame reviews
PLEASE REVIEW! ONESHOT/DRABBLE. Galinda gets a haircut...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
The Creation of Man by BlissfullySortOfAnonymous reviews
The ever-important question: Why did Lurline create men? To look pretty, of course!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Fiyero T., Boq - Complete
Charmingly Yours by Elphaba-Rose reviews
A series of letters between the Prince of Arjikis and his very own Wicked Witch of the West. Follows the musical. COMPLETE
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The next Generation of FANFIC by Renesme Carlie Black reviews
what will happen to Fanfiction writers of the future? read to find out!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Holding Nessie by Renesme Carlie Black reviews
The life of Jake and Renesme AFTER Breaking Dawn! PLEASE REVIEW! i can't write more if i think you hated it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Try by 18lzytwner reviews
Post Musical. First Attempt, don't hurt me. What happens when Fiyero has made up his mind and it includes leaving Elphaba? Can she change his mind and prove how much she loves him?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Oz and Barbie don't work well together by PetiteEnigma reviews
It's just pure crack with other musicals, cartoons, and the toy I loathe mixed in. Please R&R!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
The Mirror of Gurisa by Ichiko Wind Gryphon reviews
Seek, and you shall see the future unravel like the strings of Time. But be wary, oh be wary, lest you see your own demise. Musical one-shot.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Sparkly by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Elphaba and Galinda both become addicted to a certain book...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Elphaba T. - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
WICKED Remixed! by BubblyPhantom reviews
Angerfied? Moodified? Sleep deprived? Then read this random retelling of the musical we all love and adore. NOT written in script form. Fiyeraba and Gloq. Scenes not shown in the musical. Sushi. It's all inside!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,195 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007
Chemistry by Ember Nickel reviews
You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear. Pity nobody told the Shiz administration.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U., Nessarose T. - Complete
20 Things Harry Potter Shouldn't Do At Hogwarts by Inuyashahiei reviews
Things Harry Potter isn't allowed to do
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
If You Can't Take The Heat by balletgiry reviews
Nessa and Elphaba are sent to run errans during one of the hottest days Munchkinland has ever seen.There is some name calling, wheel chair flying and even some defying gravity in here somewhere. Musical based Rated T
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Misconceptions by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Fiyero and Elphaba have been a little naughty... Will they be able to be apart from each other? Musicalverse, slight AU. COMPLETE 06.08.08
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,518 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The Great Coffee Catastrophe by Sale reviews
Nessa tries to assert her own independence by making herself a cup of coffee. One-shot. May hint at Nessa/Boq if you look at it the right way.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Feeling Green by Pol-kun reviews
What happens when mono starts to go around Shiz? Who will Elphaba get it from? And how will Galinda take it?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
The Crazy CATS Plays by ScroogeMcDuck reviews
Some really random plays written by my best friend and I, based on the musical CATS. This is not meant to be taken seriously, in the slightest. Here's hoping you'll enjoy 'em!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Wicked Strikes Back! by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Our favorite Ozians bemoan being fanfiction characters. Humorfic. Rating for language.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Fiyero T. - Complete
Daddy's Little Angel by Sale reviews
What if one day, years before Elphaba and Nessarose went to Shiz, Frex found himself forced into pretending to actually LIKE his oldest daughter? Rated T for later chapters.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Have You Considered Real Estate? by Neptune-Topaz reviews
Boq becomes interested in low-income housing... Musicalverse, humour, set to 'Real Estate' from RENT workshops and incredibly random. Yay.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Shiz University's Wicked by Rose DiVerona reviews
Oneshot, musicalverse. Humor. What if Shiz University was performing Wicked? What would happen to our main characters when the plot was revealed?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Have We Met by GunvaldRW reviews
Oneshot during a field of poppies from the Wizard of Oz with the characters of Wicked.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
A Discourse on Human Stupidity by GelNimbus reviews
Elphaba writes an essay for her Ethics Class detailing an alarming trend at Shiz University. Complete with pompous and bloated language!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
The Day The Parody Died by The Pixess reviews
Oneshot. Obstinacy is very OOC on you, you know.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Runaway Rabbit by Lusito reviews
When Avaric comes to rescue Fiyero from Shiz during Fiyero's Winter Break, he hangs around for some time, and Boq has an unnerving chat with him. Fiyero tries to explain Avaric's attitude by telling Boq what happened one Lurlinemas in young Avaric's life.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Scottie Dog Blues by The Pixess reviews
The hysteria hitting schools in every demension finally descends on Shiz.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
WICKED The soap opera! by Zarrian reviews
“So Elphaba and Galinda were having an affair at the same time that Galinda and Fiyero were dating, and Elphaba and Fiyero were having an affair, at the same time I was dating Nessa, and during that, Galinda and I were having affair? Man that’s screwed up
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,465 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Starlight by streco reviews
[FiyeroElphaba] One night, still running, Fiyero and Elphie have a useless talk about absolutely everything and nothing... at the same time. [Useless fluff first Wicked fic, be nice!] Ooh, swearing!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Wicked in 62 seconds by LostOzian reviews
Crackfic. Unadulterated crackfic. The musical in 1:02.34 seconds.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Glinda Does Some Surfing by GelNimbus reviews
While using her ‘computerbox’ Glinda uncovers some 'interesting' things in the wondrous world of Fan Fiction dot net, and shares them with Elphaba. Just a fun dumb oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Wicked Fan by TaylxBayl reviews
I'll make you a Wicked fan. Parody of the song 'Popular'. Everything you need to know about the musical wicked in a little song. Ok, not really everything, but i thought it was good. Review please!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
The Inside Story by Sparkling Patronus reviews
What were Fiyero's thoughts as he traveled the yellow brick rode with Dorothy? The journey in 'The Wizard of Oz' from Fiyero's point of view. Now completley rewritten. COMPLETE
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,265 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Which Witch is What Now? by The Pixess reviews
The students of Shiz University take one of those What Character Are You? quizzes. Chaos ensues.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Intervention by The Pixess reviews
Madame Morrible calls an unexpected assembly...[OTHER tied Winner of Thespian Wolf's Wicked Fanfiction Awards for Best Parody]
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Musings by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Girls are confusing. They are confusing and pretty. They are confusing and pretty and their shoes hurt when they're mad.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Fiyero T. - Complete
Lost by AlloftheAbove reviews
Set during Elphaba's time at Shiz during the musical. What if she found something that didn't belong? A certain something spurring a change in events that just may change her story for the better and for good. REVISED: Chapter 2.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Wizard's Wonderful Invention by omg.it's.wickedjelly reviews
The students at Shiz are blessed with one of the greatest inventions in Oz well, on Earth: the computer. Only craziness can ensue…
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2007
Wicked THE MUSICAL Parody! by LostOzian reviews
Parody or Wicked IN PUPPET SHOW SCRIPT STYLE! I have a very strange sense of humor, I hope you think it's funny. ACT TWO NOW POSTED!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Defying Theater Geeks by hippy.intellect reviews
A spoof of Defying Gravity. A girl sticks up for the musical she loves.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
In Your Dreams! by Nade-Naberrie reviews
Fiyero has a really odd dream one night: Elphaba comes and goes in puffs of smoke, Glinda is a redhead, and the Wizard gives organ transplants? A Wizard of Oz parody. Oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Broadway and I by Tandem Elphies reviews
A parody of 'The Wizard and I'. Exactly what happens when two 'Wicked' fanatics are finally cast as Elphaba.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Rush of Joy by BklyntheMusical reviews
What if Fiyero hadn't run off during the Lion cub scene? what would be different? Let us follow Fiyero and Elphaba on their journey as they discover love, loss, and heartache. Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2006
Wicked: Unplugged and Slightly Messed up a bit by princessOFdarkeness reviews
This is a spoof in parts. Spoof or Parody or whatever you call this stuff. Never done one of these before but I wanted to try to write one. Hope you like it same basic story, just told a bit funnier in my oppinion.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Immoral: A Spoof on Wicked by Elephantian reviews
An almost completely random spoof on Wicked! Very rushed, but still pretty funny!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Ouija Board! by rogue empress reviews
[Wicked] Two clumsy singers, one Ouija board, and one first edition of Wicked...put them together and you get one big problem. please review!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 8/19/2005
When Wicked Characters Take Action! by Light Aeterna reviews
Unknown to us in the land of Oz all of the Wicked characters read over or hear about anything Wicked related that we crazed fans do. It's their job to correct any work of fans that is far to outrageous and damaging to themselves as characters. When news r
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,988 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005
Open the Chip Dip! by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Musical, after the end. Fiyero and Elphaba can't open a jar of chip dip. Magic spells, bullets, axes, even dropping a house on the jar doesn't open it. Can the Wizard who for some reason hasn't left yet help...for once?
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006
All My Kittens by Jellicle-Somali reviews
CATS, soap opera style! Here's our humor-filled poke at 'What if CATS was a soap opera' Chaos Insues when Bombalurina's daughter shows up and shakes up the junkyard with the idenity of her father!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004
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Odd Destinies
Two years after Stormy's death, Odd is still in Pico Mundo, finding purpose in caring for the daughter that she left behind. Nova helps keep his sanity intact, and they have a mostly steady routine. So how is he supposed to react when a girl arrives who shares his gifts? And why does psychic magnetism always draw them straight to each other? And how does Danny Jessup fit in?
Odd Thomas series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,004 - Published: 4/6 - Odd Thomas, OC, Elvis
Let the Storm Rage On reviews
When Jack Frost accidentally crash-lands onto the Snow Queen's balcony, he can tell almost immediately that they've got a lot in common, but Elsa's too stubborn to accept his help. That is until Anna gets hurt and Pitch tries to exploit Elsa's terror. I'M SORRY, BAD SUMMARY, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTER SPACE TO MAKE THIS WORK DX IT'S A JELSA, OKAY, THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,184 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa, Anna, Kristoff B.
Let it Go reviews
On the eve of her engagement ball, Elphaba's secret finally comes out, and in a panic, she flees into the Kells, deciding to live out her life alone on Knobblehead Pike where she can't hurt anyone. But the she realizes something: She's finally free to be herself and just...let it go. (One-shot song-fic to the song from Frozen because come on, don't tell me you can't see this!)
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Complete
The Dead-Armed Boy in Room 602 reviews
Fiyero is, in his own words, a depressed nutcase with a dead arm. Elphaba is, in her own words, a green-skinned freak of an intern who just wants to try to help people. He's been in the asylum for two years now. She's only just arrived. He's known since the injury that caused it that he'll never be able to use his arm again, but could a bit of love be all it takes to heal his mind?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,150 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T.
Journey to the Past reviews
R still can't remember his old life, but he doesn't really mind. He's happy with his new one. He's happy with Julie and that the world is making its way towards recovery. Dreams, he thinks, make up for the lack of memories. Then Raelyn shows up. Is she really his sister? Will she take him back into his past? "At least when I was Dead, I didn't have to worry about things like this."
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,615 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013
In the Angel's Name reviews
When Cas tells them to go to New York with no explanation, Sam and Dean don't know what to expect. When they get there, they find themselves surrounded by hunters with weird markings and are unexpectedly pulled into the fight to protect a "Sighted mundie" with a unique gift, but it's not easy, especially with Jace and Dean always arguing. And just how does Becca fit into the mess?
Crossover - Supernatural & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jace W.
Moulin Verte reviews
Not sure if this qualifies as an X-over or not, but basically what I'm doing here is taking Moulin Rouge and re-telling the story with a slightly altered ending as if it had happened in Oz with Wicked characters. Elphaba and Fiyero are Satine and Christian, Boq is Tolouse, and so on and so forth. If you've never seen Moulin Rouge, you might not want to read, because you'll be lost.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T.
The Scarecrow's March reviews
We all know what Boq and the Lion and Glinda were doing during the March of the Witch Hunters. But what about Fiyero? Where was he? What was he doing? What were his thoughts about all the activity going on, all the fury and hatred directed at his lover? Well...let's find out, shall we?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Fiyero T. - Complete
Above and Below reviews
Halfway across the country, two girls weep bitterly for each other, one with everything, one with nothing; one held by her lover, one alone; both emotionally broken and transformed. One-shot, may become a two-shot. Post-For Good, pre-Finale
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Elphaba T., Glinda U., Fiyero T. - Complete
Forever This Way reviews
The customary first story for every Titanic fic author: Jack makes it out of the water and lives. I wasn't sure about what to rate it, so just to be safe... XP
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Rose D., Jack D.
Complications reviews
Six years ago, Fiyero Tigelaar broke Glinda's heart. She hasn't seen him since. So how is she supposed to cope when her best friend Elphaba finally finds a man who looks past her skin at who she is as a person, and that man's name happens to be Fiyero?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Twins reviews
When R mysteriously finds himself in a mediveal castle, he meets a man named Jack who looks exactly like him. After a short and awkward conversation, R goes along his way, leaving both of them wondering if there's a chance they might ever meet again.
Crossover - Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion & Jack the Giant Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Jack - Complete
Post-Exhumation reviews
Series of one-shots about R and Julie's lives after everything is said and done. Oh, and they might also have a daughter starting in the second one, haha!
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013
Interview with the Bohos…Oh, and Benny's here too reviews
Exactly as the title implies, this is one of those things where you send in questions, dares, etc. to the characters. I've never seen this done for RENT before, so after watching it today, I thought I'd give it a shot. Rating is because, um, HELLO, people, it's RENT! Do I really have to say it!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013
The Middle Man Er, I mean, the Middle GIRL reviews
Lenore Lennox's life is just plain weird. It was weird last year, it's weird this year, and it'll probably be weird next year. The thing is, it just got even weirder. A camp, or an institute? Mostly normal looking kids, or the ones with the freaky tats? Demigods, or Nephilim? Decisions, decisions, so many decisions to make. Percabeth & JacexClary
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
Dreams reviews
With Enjolras and Gavroche dead, Brigitte is the only person left in the world that truly matters to Éponine. So how is she supposed to react when her sister suddenly appears out of the blue and drags both of them off, but refuses to explain why? And just how dead was Enjolras, anyway? Not enough to stay dead, it seems. CRAPPY SUMMARY, SORRY, TITLE AND RATING SUBJECT TO CHANGE!
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Enjolras, Eponine
High School Never Ends
One-shot told from Rog's POV about going to his high school reunion with Mark in which he sings a song by Bowling for Soup called, what else, "High School Never Ends." Rating is because first off, it's RENT, and second, there's a bit of language in the song itself, but not anything the Bohos don't say at one point or another, so don't worry, you'll live. XD
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Standing at the Alter reviews
As Fiyero watches Glinda walk down the aisle, he begins to have doubts. Why is he there? Why didn't he take off ages ago? That flash of color outside the window earlier had to be a sign of some sort, right? Only one thing left to do now. "I'm sorry." Now run. Rating is because of a bit of language in my ranting AN at the end. ELPHABA DOESN'T ACTUALLY APPEAR IN THIS ONE, JUST FYI.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Long Live Clan Hightopp reviews
Kyla's always known she was nothing like the other girls. She's always believed her mother's claims about her father, who has been absent for her entire life. She always believed Alice's stories about Underland. And now she's going there. Alone. To find her father and deliver her mother's note to him. Now, if only getting Back Up was easy, Tarrant's life would finally be complete.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar Makes the Pill Bittersweet reviews
As Bert heads home for the night, he's got an odd feeling of being watched, but writes it off as a trick of the mind. After all, he's had a long day. Now, if only Mary would make it easier to stop thinking about her all the time by not hanging around on his rooftop and taking quick peeks into his bedroom window before she heads off into the night.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
Of Toddlers and Parenthood reviews
You think defeating Kronos and finding Athena Parthenos were crazy adventures? Please. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Percy and Annabeth's biggest adventure yet might just be the tamest one, too, and its name is parenthood. Cute little one-shot featuring Daddy!Percy and a two-year-old girl by the name of Blanche Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Flexible reviews
"You must be really flexible, huh?" "You wanna find out just how flexible I can be?" Fiyero's girlfriend is a flexible little green minx. Rating is because I am, as always, being a paranoid little silly. XD
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Someone Who Touches my Life reviews
By the time Éponine returns, the fighting is done and only one student shows any signs of life. When Enjolras flees to Toulouse and agrees to let her tag along, he ends up getting more than he bargained for, irritated by her constant chatter and slight clinginess. But as they get to know each other better, his outlook on things begins to change. THIS SUMMARY SUCKS, I'M SORRY!
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras
The Fall of Enjolras reviews
Enjy's thoughts and reflections as he lays dying on top of the red flag at the barricade. One-shot, first Les Mis fic, so sorry if it sucks! XD Also, I wasn't sure what category to put it under, so I chose tragedy because I literally screamed "NOOOOO, ENJY!" when I got to his death in the Brick.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Enjolras - Complete
The Luck of an Orphan reviews
Eight years after the Frabjous Day, Nettie Hightopp finds her way into the Round Hall and meets Jemima Thornton, an orphaned Abovegrounder. What the teenager and the little girl don't realize is that Jemima is destined to follow a path not all that different from the one that Nettie's mother followed. But unlike Alice, Jemima's not exactly adventurous, nor is she very confident.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
I'll Lay you Down reviews
One-shot Fiyeraba songfic to one of my favorite songs on Adam's new album, "Nirvana."
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Borrow the Moonlight reviews
My take on the ALAYM scene. I OWN NOTHING AND DENY EVERYTHING! XD
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Contra Mundum reviews
"Damnant quod non intellegunt." Liir and his sister have heard this phrase escape their father's lips more times than either twin can count over the past three years. They don't yet realize that the truth within that phrase is what took away their mother.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Fiyero T.
Come What May, and Hell to Pay reviews
Young...Enthusiastic...Eager to please...So how did Daeri Abaymos end up fighting against the Wizard of Oz? Well...That's what happens when your two closest friends are the Witch of the West and her lover. Sequal to Hell's Gate.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
The Big Fancy Mansion Room reviews
The main characters from Wicked are gathered together to answer YOUR questions, do YOUR dares, and anything else you may have for them! Hilarity is, as usual, bound to ensue!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,461 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Elphaba T.
La Vie Boheme, Part P reviews
It's that time of year again: BREE'S BIRTHDAY! But this time, we're leaving Carlotta Gudicelli in peace. So, where ARE we going this year? Simple: Alphabat City. Rating is because...well...it's RENT, duh. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BREMELA!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012
Kiss me too Fiercely, Hold me too Tight reviews
There's a big party at the Ozdust and everyone is there-Glinda even managed to convince her Elphie to dress up and join the fun! But...why is the scandalacious prince mysteriously absent? For that matter...where did Elphie go? HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Hell's Gate reviews
"I knew I would probably be killed, and by god, that's a sacrafice I'll gladly make if I have to!" WARNING: Contains strong language and mention of rape. You have been warned.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Fiyero T. - Complete
Scrawny, Willowy, and Just Plain reviews
He'd never thought of himself as attractive. Just...plain. So had she. But all that changed on the day their worlds collided...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Sweet Baby Ozma! reviews
When my theatre teachers decide to do Wicked for the school's next show, chaos is bound to ensue. Rated for milde language, mild suggestive content, and because I'm paranoid.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011
One Little Kiss reviews
Even looking like a total train wreck, Fiyero just can't stop looking at his girlfriend. Cute little Shiz-era Fiyeraba flufflez with a hint of Bessa in honor of Wicked's 8th Broadway anniversary. One-shot for now, but if you guys like it, I may add more.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Mt Olympus Studios reviews
Not really enough character space here for a good summary, so please see inside. Rated for mild, pretty infrequent language and also because I'm a little paranoid. XP
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011
You are the Reason reviews
In honor of Wicked's 8th Broadway anniversary, I've written a poem saying "thank you" to the show's original cast and crew for their hard work and dedication to bringing Oz to life so vividly for all us rabid fan fiction authors.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
The Talk reviews
Fiyero has that conversation that every parent dreads the most with his fifteen-year-old son upon Elphaba's demandance. Ah, the joys of parenthood...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Fiyero T., Liir - Complete
Just Call Out my Name reviews
A poem I wrote as a spur-of-the-moment thing yesterday with an important announement in the AN at the bottom. Rated because I'm kind of paranoid XD
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
The Last Midnight reviews
Stakes are running high and Dorothy must make a choice. The team readies itself for the final confrontation, but Kumbricia's meddling means the risk is high. Will they be able to survive the Last Midnight, or is all Oz doomed forever? Sequal to WRH
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Elphaba T., Dorothy G.
You Raise Me Up reviews
Fiyeraba songfic inspired by the Josh Groban song of the same name. Simply because this song fits them even better than "Just the Way You Are," aye?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
ELPHABA THROPP: Complete Owner's Guide & Manual reviews
I've seen these for Jack Sparrow, had my question answered for one about the Mad Hatter, so I'm doing my own series of these for the entire Wicked Gang, starting with our beloved Green Girl! Rated because I'm paranoid, lol!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Elphaba T.
Illegal things in Oz According to the Wicked Trio reviews
Exactly what the title implies. Rated for slight suggestive content and because I'm paranoid.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2011
Complications: A Sneak Preview reviews
A quick peek at what's to come in my new story that I'm posting soon, called "Complications." See profile for story details. Rated because I'm paranoid XP
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
When Realization Hit reviews
She found 2 mysterious letters. She looked on in shock as the Witch broke down into hysterical sobs. Then, Dorothy suddenly realized: The Wicked Witch of the West was in love. Can one girl's discovery affect the history of Oz as we know it?...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,869 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Elphaba T., Dorothy G. - Complete
Maggie's Insanely Twisted Wicked Parody reviews
Deep within the confines of my mind, there live about a million different people and characters. What happens when we put everybody together in one room? Read on to find out. Rating raised due to slight language and suggestive content.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,856 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Get it Right reviews
Wicked, song fic, one shot, based on the song from the Glee episode "Original Songs," written and performed at regionals by Rachel Berry.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Elphaba T. - Complete
OH GODS, NOT A MARY SUE! reviews
What's this? A Mary Sue! In Camp Half-Blood! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Warning: Complete and total crack-fic that includes, but is not limited to, OOC-ness and 4th wall breaking! Rated T, just in case. ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTICE, SOZ, GUYZ
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011
Surveys and Laughs: The Sequel reviews
Thaaaat's right, everybody! I'm at it again! Only this time, the Wicked Gang has been left in peace. So, who am I torturing...er...QUESTIONING...this time, you ask? Easy. PERCY JACKSON CHARACTERS! *they run screaming for their lives* ON HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011
Annoying Carlotta reviews
My friends and I decide that to celebrate Bree's up-coming birthday, we're going to spend the day annoying a certain off-key Prima Donna...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BREMELA!
Crossover - Wicked & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011
Surveys and Laughs reviews
Presented in a series of surveys, we a.k.a me ask the Wicked Gang a list of questions about themselves. CONTENT DIFFICULTIES RESOLVED, YOU MAY NOW READ. THANK YOU.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Just the Way You Are reviews
A series of drabbles based on the Glee version of the song "Just the Way You Are." WARNING: May contain much Fiyeraba lurv and fluffle! Musicalverse with possible minor bookverse elements and/or references. SOZ, ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTICE!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T.
Things Not Allowed at Hogwarts andor Shiz reviews
A list of things that are not allowed while at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry as well as Shiz University, or while the students of said schools are in each others' company. Rated for language that appears every now and then. HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Things not to do at Camp HalfBlood reviews
A list of things that you shouldn't do while you're at Camp Half-Blood. Probably going to discontinue due to lack of ideas, but until I decide for sure, ON HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
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