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Author has written 11 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Maximum Ride.

So I changed my name from BVBIB because Fanfiction keeps thinking it's a website. I got this username from Dreamin'OfABlondeFang. All credit to her(:

Name: Alessa, Ali (IJ), Greek Freak (I am obsessed! Ask me any Greek related questions and I will respond), or Pickles (don't ask). I will respond to all (well, maybe not to Pickles).

Age: I am... (Phone rings in background) Me:hello? Caller:CIA, speaking. Me:Again? What do you want this time? Caller:We ask that you do not disclose any information about yourself. Me: Fine. (Hangs up phone) Sorry guys! The CIA says I can't tell you anything. Oh well...

What I love: Greek stuff, bratty kids (They are so funny to watch(I am not trying to be rude parents of bratty kids), knocking down DEAD trees in the woods w/ friends (A girl scouting adventure! (Yeah... we got in trouble for that one), strobe lights (yeah Mr. A!), books (I have a floor to ceiling bookshelf at home and need a new one), tennis (we have a club, and we are all under the strange impression that we are ninjas...we give out 'stars' for doing something good (I love how the coach like doesn't give a shit what we do as long as we do a little bit of tennis (ninja star count below), and Secret Deodorant (which, yes, I own).

What I hate: Kids who cry too much, stupid guys (we have a lot of those in my school), my inability to stretch farther than 8 inches, people that yell at me when I call turf durf on purpose, Guys named Brendon (It just seems like a copy of Brandon to me(Sorry people named Brendon. I know that you didn't name yourself!).

Just PM me if you have any Greek related questions! Please do. I have nothing better to do with my life. Wow, that didn't sound so desperate in my head...


My avatar is from my IPhone...just saying.


Can't you tell I"m obsessed with Maximum Ride. =D


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Camp Sami:

Max's Dress

Ella's Dress

Abby's Dress

Gabby's Dress

Lissa's Dress

Nudge's Dress

Chevy's Dress

Angel's Dress

Sam's Dress

Autumn's Dress

BeSt BaNdS iN tHe WoRlD: (LiNkS tO bEsT sOnGs SoOn.!) (And yes I am an insane emo rocker chick ;)

Black Veil Brides- Knives and Pens, Fallen Angels, New Religion, We Stitch These Wounds, Perfect Weapon

eatmewhileimhot!- ihitasquirellitchangedmylife (CHRISTOFER DREW DOES THE SCREAMO! :O IKR?!), (More coming soon)

Hollywood Undead- No. 5, (More coming soon)

Fit For Rivals- Damage, Crash

MoRe BaNdS cOmInG sOoN.!


Hope Project. Link! Just click here.

STATUS: Bored- and have nothing to do besides go on this website for freaks (no offense;).

What Happened This Week[So far: It's been almost a year since this has been updated...That's pretty sad... Well, here's what happened. Ariel forgot our joint birthday, or at least to call me or answer my texts. TPF apparently likes me. That's awk. I've been walking home, it's very fun. I HAVE BEEN WRITING A RESEARCH PAPER FOR TWO WEEKS. It's bad. THE YEAR'S ALMOST OVER I'M GOING TO CRY,)''''''':

Awesome Student Council Stories(2011-2012): We had a carnation sale for Valentine's Day, right? So we sell them at lunch and whatever, and then we go to Mr. L's room the next morning to sort out the name cards and tie them onto flowers to be delivered in homeroom. So were good on time, good on time, and then suddenly we hit the T-minus 10 minute mark. Shit. So we ran through the halls trying to deliver flowers to each homeroom, and then the bell rings. Shit. So grab everything we can, and I have this Bookbinder kid yelling "UPPERCLASSMEN AHHHHHHH!!!!!" and running away, throwing the flowers up into midair. So now I'm putting my Tennis Ninja Skills to good use, catching the flowers mid-stide, running to each homeroom. Good times.

Need A Laugh?: Some of my cool friends and I went on this class trip for the kids that took a certain test. So we go to the city on COACH BUSES ( ;). We got to Battery Park, and took the ferry to the Statue of Liberty. (AND SAW THE FREAKING DISCOVERY FLY OVERHEAD. (I'm not shitting you. We were on the ferry when it flew over on its way to JFK. We FREAKED.) So were having a great time, I'm chilling with AB, TPF, Giraffe Boy, Boat Buddie, Kallie, Char, etc. Literally the best trip I've ever been on, more because of the people there. My friend Kat and I got awkward pictures of her petting my head in front of different national monuments. So then after lunch on Ellis Island, we head to the UN. The tour was pretty cool, and then we're waiting for everyone to finish up with the bathrooms and whatever. Here's the good part:

On the bench is me, Giraffe Boy, Char, Kallie, Mitch, and Matt. So there's this Japanese couple, who walk by, and snap a picture of us. So we're like...okay... They take another. At this point were looking around, like what are they taking pictures of, is there a painting or something behind us? Nothing, just us. So Kallie waves as a wtf are you doing...AND THE WOMAN RUNS OVER, SITS ON MINE AND MITCH'S LAP, AND THEY START TAKING PICTURES. She's ruffling his hair, putting her arm around me, and we just bust out laughing. So we're almost to the point of crying, confused as hell, when they switch places. Then people from our grade start to notice, and they kinda walk around the corner per say, and are like WTAF. So then one of our chaperones comes over, and we all think like oh he's gonna make them stop, right? No. Instead he tells them both to get in, so Mitch is between the two of them, and NOW we're crying. Hysterically. The rest of the groups get in the picture, and the Japanese couple thanks us, and goes on their way. I have, honestly, never cried harder in my entire life.

Ten bucks we end up on a billboard back in Japan.

Trip Stories!(:

A few days ago we went to this strange was pretty cool. Basically it was a huge playground for big kids. There was a pool and a lake, some fields and bouncy houses. Unlimited food, and a game area/club place we lovingly called "The Hood." We get there, and naturally, it's pouring rain. I mean, what else would happen? So because the dress code didn't apply here, everyone took full advantage of it. Everyone just walked around in bikinis. In the pouring rain. That's my grade for you.

So the day is actually pretty bad, and were all miserable. But i was sitting on a bench with my friend Rachel, and I see Giraffe Boy. I call him over and were all chilling, but then he suggests mini golf. And so we go, but sadly, THERE ARE NO GOLFBALLS LEFT. Just clubs): So did we cry? Did we walk away in shame? NOPE. Chuck Testa. Jk. WE PLAY AIR-GOLF. Yep. We are just that cool. So we went around with our clubs and exaggerated everything we did. And Giraffe Boy kept pretending to accidentally hit people from other schools, and then we would be like "Oh my god are you okay?!" So that was a good time.

And then, a bunch of us were chilling by the airbrush tattoo place. Kallie, Char, Yissy, Rachel, Roxy, Giraffe Boy, The Snail, Mitch, Nickel, and I. Were talking and whatever, and then I have the idea to make The Snail get a tattoo. But let's remember, The Snail is a very awkward boy and doesn't like participating in activities that most people would ( (; ). So I garb his arm and I'm just like let's go, you're getting a tattoo. But of course, Keith finds us, and goes "THE EGG TOSS IS STARTING" So of course, he freaks and runs over to the field. Damn. Leverage lost. So when Char, Kallie, Yissy, and Roxy decide to join them, Rachel and I go over to watch. Keith and The Snail get out pretty early, so I go back and start to pull him over. He pulls back, stops and makes me a deal. One hand shake = on tattoo. Easy no problem, right? Oh yeah, there's raw egg on his hand-.- Needless to say, I shook it. HA. So he got a dinosaur tattoo on his wrist.
Damn Straight.

And literally, that was all that happened in that nine hours-.-

Chorus Trip Stories!:

My chorus went to a competition at an amusement park. WE WON OVERALL AND IN OUR CATEGORY.

Anyway. One of my Tennis Ninja Friends (Lucas) bought WAAAAAY too much candy. Like a bag the size of one's head worth of sour belts. Yeah buddy! Needless to say, the four of us ate the entire thing on the bus ride back. Lucas, Char, TPF, and I ate it, plus other candy, and the guys are drinking Amp...I don't remember half of what happened. I found a picture on my phone, don't remember taking it, but it's of Lucas's blue tongue and TPF photo-bombing the background. I cried when I saw it. I'm close to laughing right now. But I do remember the four of singing "Call Me Maybe" at the top of our lungs in the back of the bus. And my friend tickling me to the point where I was screaming, TPF was yelling at her, and we got in big trouble. My life was made. And I don't even remember half of it. I can't even imagine how bad we would be on like alcohol-.-

Awkward Moments: That awkward moment when you realize that the girl singing is ACTUALLY a guy...and an attractive one at that. (ei: Sleeping With Sirens)

The EX-CREW: (It was split up):

Roxy: Came up with durf; Luv Ya!(IJ); Going out with Yissy(; "The object is coming!" -Roxy (That was a party that we were planning for KK that had to be canceled anyway.)

Kallie-Daughter of Aphrodite (KDOA); Luv Ya!(IJ); BFFFFFL; Lives down the street, bike ride buddy; "I can control myself! I want to meet Mark and his hot friends!" -KK

Ariel:(HAHAHA); Told me my cupcakes stunk(happy dad?); moving far, far away :( ; my sister; I am only friends with her for her mom and dog (not that way sickos!)(IJ); !@#$ %&* (IJ); I also need to stop eating all of their food(IJ(Do I have too many of these???); SUPER STUBBORN!!!; Black-belt...darn; Luv Ya!(IJ) "You eat too much of our food!" -Ariel

Char: Texting buddy, offers to cut people for me(; UNDERSTANDS MY CONFUSION(Yeah thanks Snail!-.-); The tellers of the...Secret! :O ; Luv Ya!(IJ)

Giraffe Boy: My air golf buddy (Go check out the Trip Area above/\ :); Smartest kid in school (Always beats KK in every single bee that we have); Burning cow (LOL! IJ); Also aware of my knowledge in the Greek Department; Luv Ya!(IJ); "Is that the burning cow?" -GB (He asked that question at the end of my Social Studies report(-.- "Yes, GB, that is the burning cow...")

Nickel: Kid who owes me ten bucks; Speaking to Nickel again!; hmm...I gots nothing...; "Yeah I did find that pretty stalker-ish." -Nickel

Mitch: I still think you're cool!(IJ);Luv Ya!(IJ);Makes fun of me for being upset that the year is almost over!>.

GrifGrif: GB's BFF; I walk down to music with him. We usually talk about eating disorders (don't ask); Luv Ya!(IJ); "I don't really want to go to your house because I don't know if your parents are mass-murders or something..." -GrifGrif

Other peeps((:

Boat Buddie: Stubborn buddy; boat friend; Got me out of the awkward...Shelb situation.; Present at the AWESOME NEW YORK TRIP

Ariadine: Not really that close to her name- you would thinks she's Greek but no; Supreme scene chick of us all; awesome clothes and shoes(: ;AWESOME HAIR

JJ: Pretty spexy; watched Paranormal Activity at her party; AWESOME HAIR

AB: Mentioned in the Student Council story found above /\; My ON/OFF Committee leader; Walk home buddy, the official entertainment of our adventure; Theater Light Operation Specialist;) "I'M AT A PAYPHONE TRYING TO PHONE HOME!" -AB

TPF: The Perverted Friend; Pretty perverted; In Spanish class; Was my co-rep for Student Council last year. ; Kinda dumb/: ; USED to be on AB's committee... ; One of my best guy friends, high elbow buddy(;

The Snail: THE REASON I'M SO CONFUSED; Male, etc. ; Most likely the most awkward boy I will ever know; Shook his egg hand. (See Trip thingy above/\); "Patience is a virtue." -The Snail

Godson: VERY annoying even though I love the kid; Kallie's son, so I'm his godmother :3

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Quotes of awesomeness

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.

To oppose something is to maintain its existence.

If people lead, the leaders will follow.

Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Now what am I going to use???)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And how do I do that???)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Now I am curious...)

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) (Wait! That goes against #5!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...they just love the holidays!)

26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (WHAT! I was so looking forward to showing my friends!)

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Vanishing Point by ValentineRose28 reviews
-Previously Stolen Innocence- 'You tell anyone, and I'll kill you. You hear me? I will." (That's stupid.) (You can't kill someone who is already dead.) Trigger warnings inside. AU. All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,287 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sixteen again by BrakImienia reviews
Max had a happy life , loving husband and daughter , but what will happen if suddenly one day she'll turn 16 again? And worse , why is her daughters boyfriends flirting with her ? Major FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Fang, Max
Captured by Karmin-Korn reviews
Max was captured by Omega and was beat and raped for two years. She gets out, but how can she face her family when they all think that she's eiher dead or left them? And how can she ever love Fangs touch like she use too? R&R :D FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Max, Fang
Secrets and Lies by desperatelyobvious reviews
Just as Max begins to adjust to a normal life, she discovers her expiration date. And the flock was supposed to be there for her; they were supposed to help her through this, but why did Angel kick her off her pedestal instead and take on the role as leader? Post MAX. Currently being re-written.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 2/11/2010
Annabeth, Makeup, Fireworks, And Other Miscellaneous by Silvertongue90 reviews
What happens when a certain daughter of Aphrodite convinces Annabeth to wear makeup? What will Percy's reaction be? Used to be a one shot until I decided to put all of my Percy Jackson one shots into a single compilation.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Demented to the Max by Amandasmiles4ya reviews
Max has been flunking math. With no other choice, she must be tutored by the one person she ultimately hates; or so she thinks - FANG. Let's just say tutoring can really change you. AH! FAX! And math sucks.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Max, Fang
7 Years later by Puckabrina-Percabeth-Fax101 reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't seen each other in seven years! So what happens when they meet up at the beach one day? Why is Annabeth acting so strange? Why is Percy fainting? And-wait, who's Jake?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Cupid's Arrow by creatoroffiction reviews
Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Fang, Max
The Little Moments by Daughter Of Poseiden reviews
It's the little moments that make life worthwhile. A collection of conversations, memories, thoughts, and moments in the ordinary life of our favorite demigods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Assassination by Fangrules reviews
Maximum Ride is an assassin. She's the best at what she does, no questions asked - until she meets Fang Martin and the line between black and white starts to blur. He holds the answers to questions she didn't know she had - but the only way to get them is to defy orders and keep him alive. It isn't going to be easy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,591 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Max, Fang
I Hate My Boss by Fangrules reviews
Hes a douche. Those are the first words I hear to describe my boss. Now,I figure they're exaggerating a little, I mean no one could be that bad,right? Uptight Nick Ride is about to get a wake-up call in the form of his new PA,Max. Breaking down his walls is not going to be easy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang
Finding True Love by Fangrules reviews
Love is nothing but a myth. But that won't stop them from being together. A month ago i would have been happy with the man waiting for me at the altar - but not now. Not after falling in love with a street boy with onyx eyes and a golden heart. There's nothing i can do to stop it - but i will not lose him, no matter what. We will fight for our love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Max, Fang
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Expecting by bridge to tabitha reviews
It's been done a million times but, I wanted to write one of my own. Max, Fang, the flock and the struggles of pregnancy. I don't want it to be too serious either, so, humor, as well. Probably a little OOC Enjoy haha
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010
Watching the Movie by helotastic reviews
Because Annabeth is an effing BLOND, Grover is white, and the whole thing was a lame excuse for a movie. The campers and gods have seen and hated the Lightning Thief movie. But while demigods can defeat an evil titan lord, no sweat, what will happen when their quest faces Hollywood, the paparazzi, and enough legal copyright issues to make even a lawyer have a nervous breakdown?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
National Secret by MPHknows reviews
Coming from a father that never believed in the family's ways, Iggy Griffiths has to deal with his choice of following his past generation's reputation of treasure hunting. With his best friend by his side, will Iggy find something better than treasure?LI
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Iggy
The Matchmaker by theBellKat reviews
Maya and Max are twin sisters who have just moved from New York to California. As they adjust to new everythings, Maya forces Max to help her get to know a certain tall, dark, and silent boy. But will Max and Fang fall for each other instead? FAXFAXFAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
What Matters Most by Esperanza12 reviews
Max and Fang have been best friends since they were born. Now 15, life is going great, until a particular bruise leads to a diagnoses. Meanwhile, they begin to realize maybe they mean even more to each other than they thought- in a totally new way. Human. T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,279 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
He's Not Really Yours by SheeranHutcherson1D reviews
Fang is a boy looking for a fake girlfriend to present his family, When he choose wild Max he doesn't seem that this plan can work. But as he starts to get to know her he starts to fall, hard. Story better than summary hopefully. R&R tanks
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010
Choices by Necrophobia reviews
Fang meets Max at hospital. Beautiful, witty, cheerful. Everything he isn't. There's just one problem - she has cancer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Max, Fang
The Breakup Plan by alice nallie reviews
Max and Fang- best friends in high school, each with their own love lives they'd like to follow; Max wants to be with Dylan, Fang with Lissa. But one day, they go back to school only to find out that Dylan and Lissa have gotten close. They've got a plan.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Max, Fang
Of Sun and Moon by makorrashenanigans reviews
"Don't run away from me," he breathed huskily, his free hand coming up to cup her cheek. "I won't let you. Not this time." "Who says I'm running?" she challenged quietly. Max was it for him. She was his forever. And Fang wasn't going to let her go...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Max, Fang
A Really Long Fake Holiday by cassandrahearts reviews
Max, Fang, Iggy, Ella, and DR. M go on a vacation for 11 days to Florida. Max & Fang's relationship develops, and so does Iggy & Ella's. FLUFF! FAX, EGGY! Please read, the first few chapters aren't that good but it get's amazing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,181 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max, Fang
Muted Candle by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max has had cancer since she was ten. She's 16 now Her friends dropped her once they found out and she stopped talking. When she goes to a new school will she make friends? Will a certain friend make her talk again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Percy on Deck by Dink DeWitt reviews
Percy has won a year on the S.S. Tipton, but his roommate is Zack Martin! Can he survive a year with Zack without sinking the ship?
Crossover - Suite Life series & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Zack M., Percy J.
Saving the World: the Impossible Quest by pursuit of dorkyness reviews
The world is in danger - again. And as usual, Maximum Ride has to rescue it. But this time, she's not alone. The Flock joins forces with Percy Jackson and his friends. What happens when the fate of the human race is in the hands of a bunch of teenagers?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Max, Percy J.
Deadly Uppercuts and Lethal Jabs by Dreamin'OfABlondeFang reviews
Changing the whole story up. Imagine the biggest war in history, since I'm too tired to look it up, and multiply it by a katrillion. That's whats in store for the world when Maximum Ride, the champion in a mutant fight ring, starts to unearth who- or what, she really is. After flying away into an inky black oblivion, will she find out whats going on in time to stop this disaster?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Max, Fang
Forbidden by FangGirlForever reviews
Your average story about how Prince Fang and Princess Max fall in love. The only problem is, their cities are enemies. When Fang is kidnapped by Max's city and made a slave, Max falls hard for him. The worst part... A war is brewing between their parent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Fang, Max
Back Street Kids by CrazyLittleKookoo reviews
Max has a hard life, a drunk mothers and her abusive boyfriend and two siblings to raise. As well as finding the rent, even if it means through illegal means. Fang has it easy...Full summary inside. All Human, similar but different to others. FAX EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,174 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Max, Fang
Kick It In The Sticks by SoonerMagic reviews
Max Ride is a young city girl who's never spent a full day in the country, and she would like to keep it that way. But her boyfriend, Dylan, has a cousin down south and the guy's having a full-blown party out in the sticks. And he can't wait to show Max that country boys do it better.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,142 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Hate Wonder Woman by CleCleisCool reviews
Fang is not looking forward to getting a new exchange student, Max. In fact, when Max arrives, Fang hates her even more, because she is being a lil-miss-perfect. But what happens when he learns that perfect isn't so perfect? Better than summary! Plz R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,625 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Fang, Max
Waitress by emeralgreenlove reviews
Max is an 18 year old who's working her butt off to pay for her family's and baby's expenses. She meets Fang working as a waitress and he starts coming to the restaurant more&more often.Finally he asks her on a date.Things will stand in their way.HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Max, Fang
Most Wonderful Time of the Year by GallagherZammieBlackthorne reviews
During the holiday time there is nothing better to do than sing Christmas carols, all is fun and games until Fang and Max finds out about Ella and Iggy's "shower". From Ella's Uggs to Iggy's Ugly sweater we've got it all. Tons of Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ella, Iggy
Feathery Heart by Silvermusic384 reviews
Max is eighteen and is currently living with her boyfriend, Sam. What happens when Max's friend Nudge invites her brother to move in while Max is staying with Nudge? Warning: FAXNESS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,588 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Young Girl by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
Who says falling for someone at your school is bad? Well, when it's your English teacher, it could get a little bad... Not to mention illegal! Inspired by the Glee Cast's cover of Young Girl/Don't Stand So Close To Me. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Max, Fang
My Fair Lady by NextStop.Happiness reviews
When Ari goes off to Paris with his girlfriend, Max is forced to become his replacement. With a boyish cut and a flat chest. What will happen when she debuts in a male music group as Ari? Plot based off the Korean drama, You're Beautiful. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,395 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Transformation by Dreamin'OfABlondeFang reviews
Porcelain, that was what she looked like she was made of. Not like the old Max, the strong leader, but a fragile glass doll. Deep in her soul, though, was a spark. A spark that would lead to a fire. And that fire could rebuild, or destroy, all of us. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Welcoming the Heartache by makorrashenanigans reviews
Max and Fang are roommates, but they don't get along. What happens when Max starts dating another guy? And what happens when that said guy CHEATS on her? Guess which dark, handsome, young man decides to help her get back at the jerk who broke her heart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Max, Fang
Reality by Blue Truth reviews
SEQUEL TO BACHELORETTE:MRS ANNABETH CHASE. He never found her. She was left to fight for freedom in her new reality, where her one wish can't come true. But now, she's plopped right in front of him, a last chance given by a nameless angel for redemption.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Friends With Benefits by SiriuslySirius33 reviews
Set in an alternate universe. Max and Fang are two high school students. They decided to try out being "friends with benefits". The only rule— 'don't fall in love with each other'. All they're looking for is some fun—they're sure it'll work out. Will it?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Fang, Max
Heartbreak by dopeycookiemonster reviews
Max left the flock five years ago. She couldn't handle seeing Fang with the new girl, Alexandria. One day, she meets the flock. Can she trust them? Can she explain how she was pregnant that night? FAXNESS. Rated T for language and because I wanted to.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Max, Fang
A Little Familiar by Cue.Mysterious.Music.Rite.Now reviews
Read A Little Different by me first. Dr. Martinez asks Max one question.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Max
High Sea Ride by Madkatt reviews
When in a bid to escape from her father, Max stows away on a ship, she didn't realise she had chosen a pirate ship, let alone that of the notorious pirate Fang Reaver and his crew. Now Max faces a whole different set of problems. AU AH, Fax :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Max, Fang
Touching Stars by BaconBabe77 reviews
A story about a girl named Max who had been torched by her dad and seen her little brother die. She escapes only to have them come to get her,a boy she doesn't know steps in to help her in more than one way. He saves her and she saves him. Mainly FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Max, Fang
Forevermore by introspective ramble reviews
Max and Fang must unwillingly collaborate again after the crushing disappearance of Angel-takes place after ANGEL. Max and Fang must decide whether they're lovers, friends or enemies before it's too late to take down the DG and save Angel. FAX and MYLAN
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Max, Fang
Of Cuts And Pills by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Where do green-eyed male drug addicts and blonde girls who cut themselves meet and fall in love? That's right. In a mental hospital.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,898 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
I Don't Do Formal by dancingonmytoes13 reviews
I don't do formal. Never have, never will. Yet there I was in some sparkling dress with make-up and fixed-up hair...and hating every minute of it. ONE-SHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Guide to Maximum Ride by independentwriter-137 reviews
You've seen the cliches, the Mary Sues and Gary Stus, the text talk grammar, it's all covered here in this little helpful guide to help you make a better fanfic and an overall better author.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011
Revenge by dauntlessgryffindor reviews
Max and Fang share a hotel room.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Max, Fang
Flames by Dreamin'OfABlondeFang reviews
My Nico/OC pairing. Rating may change- but I don't plan on it. Romantic-ish one-shot series of my coupling. First chapter: I Dare You To Move.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Nico A.
Sweet and Corny by Clichesbullet reviews
The Stolls have many problems: they're in a town the size of a peanut where people don't even know the meaning of "Wi-fi"; surrounded by cereal and cattle everywhere. Katie Gardner, on the other hand, only has two problems: Travis and Connor Stoll.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Katie G., Travis S.
Ghost of Me by Magnusdamora reviews
Based on Tonya Hurley's "Ghostgirl". Fang dies, and learns that "death" wasn't anything like he expected. Now he's a ghost. The problem? No one can see or hear him. To make it worse, he must communicate that he can be saved or else he'll die... for good
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,334 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Fang - Complete
Twenty Five Days of a Camp Half Blood Christmas by helotastic reviews
Count down to Christmas with 25 short drabbles about everyone at camp during the Holiday Season. PERCABETH, and possibly some other pairings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Coincidence by Palmspringz reviews
Max has wings. She's sure the she's the only one like her, until she stumbles upon a website called Fang's Blog. She gets to know Fang online, and starts to fall for him. Little does she know that Fang and her arch-enemy, Nick, have a lot in common. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,660 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Max, Fang
Max and Fang by Thalia Grace DaughterofZeus13 reviews
A series of one-shots. Mostly Fax, a few other topics. Moments throughout the series that were never in the books. First story: Are you ok? During the Angel Expeirement. Max wakes up to see something she never expected to see. Many more to come.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Max, Fang
Shades of Color by acidwash22 reviews
Its nine&a half years after Fang left. Max is sitting on her couch going through her latest article when a tall, dark, and winged guy knocks on her door 10&half years early. But can she forgive him? Can he turn their words of grey into worlds of color?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,620 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Max, Fang
Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
College Love by Nova Ride reviews
One-shot taking place after Neighborly Love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 136 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Last Race by XxMaximumfan4evaxX reviews
Maximum Ride is a drag racer. When she gets in an accident and is taken in by the Martinez family. She meets Fang. Will sparks fly or will Max's past forbid her from falling in love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Fang, Max
Little Moments by independentwriter-137 reviews
Little moments often go unnoticed, forgotten but often times they mean the most. Watch the little special moments in the Flock's lives through short drabbles. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Max, Fang
Gone by ThirteenXSeventeenXNineteen reviews
The Nine Lives of Chloe King. Alek/Chloe. Chalek. Lying there...she felt her feelings for Brian...disappearing as she stared into his eyes. They kept getting smaller and smaller until they weren't there. They didn't exist anymore. They were just… Gone.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,658 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Alek, Chloe K.
Going To a Dance Club by Just Another Hawk reviews
Nudge and Ella drag Fang, Iggy and Max to a dance club. Much to Max's dismay, Ella and Nudge insist on dressing her up. When they get there, perverted guys hit on Max, and violence breaks out. After MAX. Just Another Dove helped me write this story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Black Bird by TheChocoholicOtaku reviews
Max Martinez writes books about flying bird kids that appear in her dreams. On the first day of her junior year in high school, she meets the beautiful guy that seems to be Fang in the books she had been writing about.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Max, Fang
My Take on Percabeth by Wandering Jay reviews
This takes place after TLO at Camp Half-Blood. The gods have seen the error of their ways and have decided to be more involved in their children's lives...starting with Percy and Annabeth. Can we say "embarrassing? Rated T 'cuz not sure where I'm going.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Confessions of a PJOholic by helotastic reviews
What the title says. This is about a girl who has a severe addiction to PJO. If you're like me, you'll find a scary resemblance to her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Whispers in the wind by Water Wolf 100 reviews
"Chloe, what you heard. It wasn't…well actually it…" "Don't bother Alek. I've pretty much given up trying to figure you out. So there's no need to explain." What did Alek say now? Rated T for mild swearing. Alek/Chloe
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Rabid Drabbles of The King Kind by KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare reviews
A collection of drabbly one shots for "Chloe King," mainly Chlalek centered. Updated weekly.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Ze End of Fanfiction by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Inspired by 'The End of Ze World' video by AlbinoBlackSheep. How our beloved Fanfiction site will come to an end...
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Why Me? by storyteller1425 reviews
Princess Annabeth must marry a prince she's never met in order to save her kingdom. But along the journey to this prince's kingdom, she bonds with her protector, Percy Jackson. Will they become more than friends? AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,118 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Sucker Punched by ThirteenXSeventeenXNineteen reviews
*Chalek one, two, or three shot* You never know when you're going to be sucker punched. You best prepare yourself. Remember that.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Alek, Chloe K.
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
In Time by anastasiaxxo reviews
9 Lives Of Chloe King. Alek shows he cares for Chloe.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
I Will Not Blush by journey21 reviews
When you have seven kids under seventeen all living in the same house, things are bound to get awkward. In this story we will explore what the Flock and the Martinez' experience of the "joys" of being a teen. Meant only for bravest of women and men!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,066 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Max, Fang
Saving the World Through Watching? by ivyflightislistening reviews
After MAX: The Flock are chilling, when Max's Voice tells her to go back to Dr. M's, they head, only to find Jeb there with a helpful hint for saving the world. The whole group participates with varied reactions. FAX, EGGY, action. just yell fire dot org.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 274,140 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009
The Copper Bracelet by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Kronos' scythe charm wasn't the only bracelet Silena wore. Being a daughter of Aphrodite, Silena can make even the shabbiest objects into fine jewelry. And that's what Beckendorf likes most about her. Light SilenaXBeckendorf.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Silena B., C. Beckendorf - Complete
Annabeth Chase And The Unexpected by Percabethis4ever reviews
Annabeth and Percy get married. Annabeth struggles with the miscarriage that happened before; but then something unexpected happens that changes her and Percy forever... Sequel to "You Dont Know Me"!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Love Is Blind by Asha Childly reviews
COMPLETE! SEQUEL TO WORDS LEFT UNSAID! Without Fang, Iggy's mind has been warped. There's only one person who can help him. But will their "therapy sessions" become something more? Rated for language mostly. Please read the prequel or you'll be so confued
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,535 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
The Past and the Present by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
Three months from her wedding day, Annabeth Chase runs into her first love, Percy Jackson, the son of Poseidon. Being apart for nine years brings a lot of changes, especially when Percy has a daughter. Will they be able to move on from past mistakes and reconsider their future together or is it too late? [COMPLETED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,702 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Health Class! by Otrinity reviews
Max, Fang, and Iggy are stuck in Health class. What will they learn? Read and find out. Rated T, just to be safe. Please review! Now, i have added on to it, and there are more classes to come! Hope you enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Natural Thing To Do by sharpestsatire reviews
Fang seemed to think kissing me on the nose, like we were a long term couple, was a natural thing to do and gazed quietly at me, while I stared blankly back at him, heart thumping at a blistering pace. RE-EDITED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Percy's Incredibly Stupid Adventures by Olympian876 reviews
Percy knows that he is a famous book character. Grover is a shy, childish satyr. Annabeth is still a hot bookworm. He now has his own Facebook page. Going overboard? Hell ya. Over 200 reviews! W00t!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Percy J.
Clock's Beginnings by Rinx-Narcoblix reviews
The beginning of The Facility's Clock. If you've read Ed Elrick.I'Cloud's 'the Unknown Feeling' You would know Clock. I am EE.I'C, and this is the beginning of the wonderous, misunderstood Clock!
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011
Unexpected year by kduffy13 reviews
one year after the war, EVREYONE is at camp halfblood, what happens to Percy and Annabeth that will change them for ever? Will Nico confess his true feelings? Why is Poseidon spending time with sally jackson? Will Thalia quit the hunters? find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,481 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Some Kiss by curiosity-driven reviews
When Ryan kissed Annabeth just about everything changed. But Percy then ran away, and Ryan got Annabeth just like he wanted. Percy comes back with a new sister and the will to fight for her. It wasn't just some kiss, it started something much bigger.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,422 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Choice by chocoyum4 reviews
The battle is over, and Maximum Ride has a choice to make. Fang or Dylan? The fate of both flocks rests in her hands. Will she make the right decision for both her and the flocks? Slight spoiler alert for those who haven't read ANGEL or FANG. One-shot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Flock Facebooks by FantasyAddict97-10 reviews
The flock gets facebooks! Intrests, Basic information, everything. Afterwords chats and other. Disclaimer: I do not own MR
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
Realizing Mistakes by Skylark Evanson reviews
Max decides to take the plunge and go after Fang, leaving Dylan in charge. *Set after "Fang".
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Max - Complete
Epic Crossover Event: Max Ride and Percy Jackson by PurifiedDrinkingWater reviews
Insert really good summary that makes you want to read this fanfiction here. Written before The Lost Hero and Angel.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,910 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Fang, Percy J.
Gone by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Post Angel. Not many spoilers, but if you really, really don't want a HINT of a spoiler, don't read. Questions, Comments, concerns and requests are more than welcome
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Project Love by ForeverLove21 reviews
Max is a loner with a shadowed past and Fang is the sexy popular guy. What happens when Fang and Max are paired together for an extremely personal project? AU and Fax later
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,220 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Life is War: The Choice by xZabetx reviews
Prometheus seeks revenge. But Dyna, the one whom he bends to do his will, begins to learn. She begins to think, and as the task Prometheus wishes to be completed, she has to make a deathly choice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Prometheus
Life at Garner Performing Arts School by InheriGirl reviews
Max Ride is the new girl at the Garner School of the Performing Arts. She is a triple threat actress, dancer, singer . Fang and Brigid are the drama's highest performers. But what happens when Max gets the main part in the school play?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,398 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fang, Max
Reading Fanfictions with Annabeth and Percy by artemis-and-athena reviews
So, what happens when Percy accidentally discovers the magical world of fanfiction? Please R&R, CC is appreciated. Flames are cool too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Test! by katanakid14 reviews
Okay, I suck at summaries... Um, the Percy Jackson gang has to go on a long and dangerous the South where things get a little more insane than usual. Pairings are: Percabeth Thalico Groviper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,352 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Lovely Disaster by Pennamel reviews
From the start Max and Fang have hated each other, what happens when a snow storm at camp forces them to be roomates. Better than description! Please read and review! FAX ;
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Fang, Max
Words Left Unsaid by Asha Childly reviews
COMPLETE! So this is a Fax. It's really good. You should read it. It's post FANG, sort of what happened after he left on both sides. Rated for mild language, and some sexual referances. I promise I'll tell you if it gets too bad.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 39,475 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
When We Say by littlemusings reviews
Four years after the Titan War, the world is at peace. He was hailed an invincible hero. But, Percy Jackson can't always survive everything, and all it took was one bullet to bring him down. Something extraordinary saves him, but at a terrible price.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
333 Things to do in WalMart by Courtni Desiree reviews
The list "333 things to do in Wal-Mart" put into action by the flock. Heck yes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
The Saddest Sting by awsomekelly reviews
It's prom night for Percy. nothing could go wrong. except a single car accident that percy was responsible for sent the death of his friend Rachel. And percy blames himself for her death. will this mistake tear him apart? Rated T for very little language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Start, The Destination, The Journey by Daughter Of Poseiden reviews
A collection of found poems on the books/chapters of the PJO series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
BusinessLike Behavior by McIrishGirl reviews
They broke up because of work on different coasts. Now that work will bring them together after 4 years apart. T for now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Happy Holidays, Nico! by appositive reviews
Follow Nico through a whole year of holidays, embarrassment, and revenge. Will he get even with the guy who killed- no, wait, that's a spoiler. Most importantly, will he get the girl?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Nico A.
Mother, What Have You Done! by stupidramblings reviews
Annabeth's mother is fed up with Percy and Annabeth's relationship...and decides to take matters into her own hands...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percabeth By Silena Beauregard by Friends Are Like Potatoes reviews
Silena gets assigned a school project. But what happens when the assignment turns out to be something about Percy and Annabeth's relationship?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Silena B. - Complete
Why Do The Fates Hate Me? by PinkLemonade519 reviews
A story of three different problems; Thalia get's kicked out of the hunt and needs to learn to coupe, Percy worries that when Annabeth leaves for University she'll find some one better, and Nico's girlfriend Rose feels unaperciated. How will they deal?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,901 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
I Put My Paper Where! by katanakid14 reviews
Thalia, Nico, and a young half-blood race against the clock to save five monsters from being discovered by mortals. Little do they know what they might awaken on the way...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,832 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
EMOtional by YourMoosyFate reviews
Ig has a plan to force Fang to admit his feelings for Max, but what'll he do when it backfires? What happens when Mr. No Emotion gets a new power that's sending the whole flock on an emotional rollercoaster? Officially on HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
Made of HonorPercy JacksonAnnabeth Chase by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
Based on the movie "Made of Honor", but with Percy, Annabeth and the gang instead! Rated T because I am UBER paranoid. Some scenes will NOT be included, some will be made up, and some will be there, but edited. Read if you enjoy fluffy-ish Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Battle Scars by Percabethis4ever reviews
Annabeth is best friends with Percy. But she is afraid to tell Percy she loves him because she doesnt want there relationship to end. But as she was getting the courage to tell percy, a great war comes and nearly destroys camp half-blood.Can she tell him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,650 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The New Girl by ILuvPercabethMoreThanYou reviews
My Life was perfect. Good Friends, Good Girlfriend, Cool Parents, Until a Certain New Girl with Blonde hair and Gray Eyes comes and Transfers to My School.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
No Place For Mortals by curiosity-driven reviews
Annabeth is accepted into Gallagher! She's, of course, in the gangs suite. But the sneaky, snoopy girls just can't help but following the mysterious Annabeth to camp. Things start to get real interesting when Chiron makes her bring them in.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,714 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Annabeth C., Cammie M. - Complete
Forget It by 123nnana reviews
Percy's reacquainted with an old friend. Who? Calypso. Making peace between her and Annabeth isn't that easy, and finally, there's only one alternative left. Dump one. Turns out those rumors about Calypso being a seductress, just might be true. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,075 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Bachelorette: Mrs Annabeth Chase by Blue Truth reviews
A year post TLO, Annabeth and Percy broke up because a long distance relationship was just too hard to manage and never bothered to reconnect. But when Annabeth is chosen for The Bachelorette, who's one of the lucky men chosen? Yep, the 1 and only Percy J
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,501 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Lost Memories by Horseybella1197 reviews
Lost Hero Spoils people! Everyone needs to reflect on their memories sometimes. Annabeth's reaction. Disclaimer: I don't own anything. *sigh* T cause I can.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
You Dont Know Me by Percabethis4ever reviews
Annabeth accuses Percy that he cheated on her so she leaves him. but she realizes that she loves Percy again and she wants to get him back. But now when she sees percy again he is dating Rachel. What will she do? Percabeth! XD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
You and Me Forever by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part three of Our Eternity trilogy. Can stand alone. Max and Fang have been married seven years; they and their two kids are doing great. When there's suddenly big change in the air, will the family break and face defeat, or stay together and survive? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,503 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
All My Demigods by hendie reviews
How far will Aphroditie go to make the perfect soap opera for Hephestas TV? Far enouph to mess up Percabeth in a romantical redo of the Trojan War. But out of the chaos, new freinds arrive and new relationships form. Can a son of Hades fall in love?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
The Maze by Loving Percabeth reviews
Percy and Annabeth are running through a maze. A maze of love, confusion, excitement and new beginnings. A wonderful Percabeth story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Annabeth's Birthday Surprise by LifeisFullofAwesomeSauce reviews
What happens when it's Annabeth's birthday and Travis and Conner have a little surprise in store for her. What happens when a prank goes too far? Will this be the end of Percabeth? Little bits of Percabeth. Mentions of Tratie.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Alternate Ending to The Last Olympian! by clm08a reviews
I always wished before i knew a new series was being made that the Last Olympian would have ended slightly differently... so i wrote it down, and here it is! Enjoy it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Not so perfect, perfect week by Pkpopi reviews
Annabeth is coming to visit Percy in New York for a normal week. Well since half-bloods don't have normal weeks it turns into a disaster. There is jealousy, crime and a prank that isn't at all funny. I do not own PJO, so don't expect me to say I do!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Too Evenly Matched by Bookaholic711 reviews
Post TLO: On Percy and Annabeth's first day at camp the following summer, they put on a fight to show the newcomers how it's done. But the pair are too evenly matched for anyone's liking. Oneshot with incomplete second part added and discontinued.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
His Legacy by alexa35 reviews
When a simple nurse finds a stack of unopened letters under the hospital bed of the late Gasman addressed to several people with highly unusual names, she makes it her mission to get those letters to who they were meant for, no matter what it takes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman
Romance and Revenge by Shockra2000 reviews
Annabeth and Percy have finally got together. But will Rachel want Percy to herself and break them up? PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Dear Fang: You're an idiot by Spot'sGalFrom1899 reviews
Ok this is my letter to Fang after I finished FANG. Don't read it if you haven't read FANG. I'm posting the letter here for people to add their name, add stuff, or just to read it. No cussing cause I'm going to post it on Max-Dan-Wiz. NOT JAMES PATTERSON!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Fang - Complete
Always You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part two of Our Eternity trilogy. Can stand alone. Max and Fang are seventeen and trying to give the flock and their kids the normal life they've been denied. Will new obstacles and an old enemy threaten their happiness? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Life After the Water by Courtni Desiree reviews
If James Patterson ended the series after the fifth book, Max, how would it all end up? This is my version of it, and it doesn't involve Fang's death, OR Dylan. Fax and Eggy. Oh, and incase I forgot in the story: DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Maximum Ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,526 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
Maximum Ride: Speed Demon by journey21 reviews
The flock takes a short break to have some fun. Fang plus racing vehicles equals awesome. One-shot. You know you wanna read it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by Akatsuki Child reviews
Annabeth and Grover go to see Percy for his birthday, but when they see Rachel, things get very complicated. Percy has to now make the choice between the girl he loves and the girl he thought he knew. Multiple POVs. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Cliche by Captain Atticus reviews
The story of how a desperate fanfiction author succumbed to the power of reviews. This is required reading.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Catfight Club by Whatever Sass XX reviews
What should have happened when Max saw Fang kissing Lissa. T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Voice Your Concern by GIRL IN STORY reviews
An alternate version of Max's attempt to get rid of the computer chip. One Shot. Spoilers for Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
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Summer Woes reviews
After getting fired, Max takes a job at a summer camp to make ends meets. But when her co-counselor for the summer is an impassive, know-it-all dirtbag, Max is sure her summer is screwed...or is it? AH/AU Fax & Eggy. Review :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Max, Fang
Camp Sami reviews
Max is sent off to Camp Sami-sadly.She decides to cheat on boy-friend Sam with camper Fang to be on the edge...but what happens when Sam shows up? She hides her fling from Sam to keep the peace-and makes Fang watch as she fakes it with Sam. AU/AH FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,609 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Max, Fang
What Happens With Cookies reviews
A really strange MR parody. Expect the unexpected. The result of a sugar high. Review :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Max - Complete
Lost reviews
Finally everything is perfect. But when they get in a horrific accident, Max is severely injured. A grueling recovery process is needed, and they think it will take months. Fang thinks it's his fault and has to take charge of everything. FAX. T for dark.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Fang, Max
What the Hades? reviews
After befriending Percy at a new school they were forced to go to, the flock is thrown into the world of Camp Half Blood. What happens when they finally find a place that accepts them- without really thinking they're freaks? Temp. hiatus. Sorry!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,339 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Max, Annabeth C.
The Plaza reviews
Chiron thinks that some of the campers deserve a vacation after the big war. So he sends them to the Plaza for a month. What will happen? Percabeth Temp Hiatus! Sorry!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Alternate Dimension reviews
After Max is created, the School makes another Flock, sent to another dimension to fulfill the Flock's destiny if failed. But what happens when the two worlds collide? And when people fall for the wrong versions of each other? Fax-Eggy-All of the above.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Jeb B., Max
Letters to James Patterson reviews
A letter to JP concerning the recent release of ANGEL. *SPOILERS* Read! I was asked to write more of this so now I'm writing to all of the characters and telling them exactly what's wrong with them. First entry of The Hope Project.!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Fang, Max
Doves Hate Me reviews
When Percy forgets Annabeth's birthday, she ends the relationship. Aphrodite loses her cool and curses Annabeth to die with a lot of make-up and jewelery. How will Percy break the curse? Temp. Hiatus. Sorry!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Losing Him reviews
Annabeth's reaction to Percy's disappearance behind closed doors. TLH Spoilers. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Annabeth C. - Complete
It's Hard! reviews
Annabeth is recruited to make a movie! She basically makes it about Percy's life and such. The whole gang and a little behind the scenes drama?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
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