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Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 3,869 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Golden Power by DBAinsw reviews
[TP]The Golden Power is omnipotent and omniscient. Its true nature is beyond mortal ken, but only mortals can decide how it is used. Any third of it could dominate the planet, but only all three together can save it. A tale of Royalty, Gods, and a Hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 319,770 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2007
Harry Johnson and the Deathtrap Girl by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Sequel to Headmaster’s Socks. As Harry and Hermione enter the next stage of the relationship, it's time for them to enter their second term at the Collegium. But there's something rotten in the bowels of Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasely is in big trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,497 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death's Visage by Black-Raven3 reviews
After Harry's 5th birthday, his true powers are unleashed, powers so dark that Dumbledore felt the need to bind them. Fleeing the Dursleys just before his 11th birthday, he seeks refuge with his family's ancestral allies, the Hellsings. DARK. AU Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Alucard
Harry Thunderer and the Uru Hammer by JBean210 reviews
In the Department of Mysteries Harry chances upon an unusual artifact-a giant's wand. But is that what it really is? Of course not! It's the Hammer of Thor, and Harry is transformed into the Thunderer! How will he use the power that's been given to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,915 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,191 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Belief Shapes Reality by Persnikitty reviews
Left for archival reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,407 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 8,176 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 680 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Weirdest Attack Ever by NarutosBrat reviews
The truth behind that fateful October 10th night. Insanity at its worst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Appreciation by Aleh reviews
There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,669 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
For Your Dream by The Itch reviews
AU : "I know. Please feel at ease, I am your weapon, Zabuzasan." Certain events cause an unexpected outcome, and a young hero fades away, taking up the clay mask of the subordinate of the Demon of the Mist: Haku ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,586 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/29/2004
The Dragonmasters by Naia reviews
AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 378,054 - Reviews: 5235 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 2,657 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P.
Four Thousand Years by Feneris reviews
The feared Sith Lord Darth Revan vanished during his second conquest of the galaxy. Over four thousand years later, his favorite assassin, HK47, appears in a junk shop on tatooine. For Sidious is not the only Sith with their eyes on the chosen one.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Master of Past and Present by The-Caitiff reviews
At the end of Harry's fifth year, a new player joins the game. Can he be trusted? What if by helping him Harry is releasing something even worse than Voldemort into the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,473 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006
Bedlamite by Semika reviews
First let’s pretend Harry is sent to Azkaban. Now let’s pretend he doesn’t like it much. Then let’s pretend the ministry says OOPS and releases him. But finally, let’s pretend Harry does not easily forgive and forget. Dear wizarding world… this means war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P.
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
The Sleeping Dragon Wakes by AncientzDream reviews
WIPAU Lily and James went to greater lengths to protect their son than even Dumbledore knew and, as Harry grows into his inheritance, the Wizarding world will find out just how deep one old man's betrayal can run. Dark!Independent!Political!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 153,168 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 3,234 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Black Ascension by Omni Black reviews
Post OoTP will have HPB Spoilers. Harry decides that he wants to be in control and away from Dumbledore's Manipulations. Appearences and perceptions are changing, true faces are shown, secrets revealed. Independant, dark, not evil. Grims and Heritage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,387 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P.
Powerful Beyond Belief by fullsailnate reviews
The fighting is over, and Voldemort is dead. Harry is the savior of the Wizarding World. So, why is he stuck in a tiny cell in Azkaban? And, more importantly, why do Dementors keep dying?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,174 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Of Blood and Power by Dalyon reviews
AU Something happened to Harry the night Sirius died. Something that will help him achieve his goals, as he breaks free from Dumbledore and learns to wield the power that's his by right. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,006 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Harry P.
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 5,119 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Final Straw by bellerophon30 reviews
Complete. A 6th year story. Harry takes a look at his life and doesn't like what he sees, so he decides to declare his independance of Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix and fight the war on his own terms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 317,280 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.