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Joined 10-26-10, id: 2591226, Profile Updated: 07-08-13
Author has written 11 stories for Big Time Rush, Outsiders, and South Park.

I'm a sophomore in high school.

I'm Outsiders obsessed in case you didn't know.

I used to be ToxicDeathJohnny, Johnny Cades Gothic Girlfriend, I Have Sick Obsessions, Ali's Nightmare, ForeverVictoriousful, DarkenedLife, JustCantWinWithMe, Anorexia-Bulimia Love, StarveMeSkinny, now I'm No Sleep Cuz I'm Awake




The ones that entertain and the ones that observe Well, baby, I'm a put-on-a-show kinda girl Don't like the backseat, gotta be first I'm like the ringleader, I call the shots (call the shots) I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot When I put on a show...
I feel the adrenaline movin' through my veins Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break I'm like a performer and the dancefloor is my stage Better be ready, hope that you feel the same
All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip just like a circus Don't stand there watchin' me, follow me, show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor just like a circus" -Britney Spears "Circus".

This is a true story- One night, a 14 year old girl was baby-sitting two kids, a boy and a girl, while their parents were out at a resturant. When it was time for the kids to go to bed, the girl called the parents and asked if she could take the clown statue out of the room. The dad said "We don't have a clown statue. Get the kids and get out of the house." The 'clown statue' was really a killer who escaped from prison and is still out there today. If you don't copy and paste this onto your profile, then the clown statue will appear into your room and slit your throat in your sleep.

There was a 10 year old girl named Amy in the 1960s who got a doll in a white dress holding a white rose. That night, she slept with the doll in her bed. She woke up at midnight and she heard somebody calling "Amy...Amy..." She thought it was her parents so she went into their room and saw her doll white rose white dress. The doll said "Amy. I killed your parents. Next your brother then you." Amy went back to sleep and then she woke up to somebody calling "Amy...Amy..." She thought it was her brother. She went into his room and saw the doll standing there. White dress bloody rose. The doll said "Amy. I killed your parents and your brother. Now you." Amy ran to the kitchen and got a knife. When she turned around, the doll was standing there and pointed the rose towards Amy. Amy fell down and she was dead. The doll is still out there today. If you don't copy and paste this on your profile, the doll will appear in your room and murder you.

One day, a man was driving and he saw a girl on the side of the road. He asked if she needed a ride and the girl said yes. She got into the car and the man felt her hand. It was ice cold. He asked if she wanted the heat on and she said yes. He turned the heat on and he drove her to her house. When they got to her house, he felt her hand again and it was still ice cold. The next day, he was in his car and noticed her jacket was in his car. He drove to her house and knocked on her door with her jacket. Her mother opened the door and the man asked "Is this your daughters jacket?" Her mom said "My daughter died three years ago." The man left and drove to her grave and saw her grave with his jacket on her tombstone. Next to her grave he saw his tombstone. This is a true story. If you don't copy and paste this, the same thing will happen to you.



A girl named Diane went to a party and stayed longer than she planned, and had to walk home.

She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm tree, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing as though he was waiting for her.

Diane became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed and raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she'd been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, Diane began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she'd seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told that he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why the man hadn't attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered:

Because she wasn't alone.

She had two tall men walking on either side of her.

Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 97 of teenagers won't stand up for God?

Repost if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what.

"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father."


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted: "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she'll be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this onto your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.


FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

TRUE STORY: In 1943 at night, a little girl was walking home. As she was walking down the street, a man with dark clothes and a ski mask on told her he'd help her get home. The little girl agreed. Instead of taking her home, he led her to a forest where he was sure no one would go. In the middle of the forest was a small pond about 5 feet deep. Before the little girl could ask where they were, the man took out a plastic bag and suffocated her. He pushed her into the pond. Once he was sure her body disappeared, he said, "You are my tenth one." then chanted something that is still a mystery today. He lit a match and burned down the whole forest, but what he didn't know was that the little girl was still alive. She climbed out of the pond, but still remained in the burning forest. The next day the man saw in the newspaper that a fire had started in a forest 10 miles away from his neighborhood and 9 burned bodies of girls were in the forest. Thinking the little girls body had been completely burned, the man went and continued his day, but at 11:59pm, the little girl appeared in his room and stood over him. Her body was burned badly and she no longer had a face. She suffocated the man and burned him alive in his sleep like he did to her. You have 999 seconds to repost this or the little girl will appear in your room at 11:59pm and murder you the way she was murdered.


My mom actually hung out with the cast of The Outsiders. Yup, she actually met Matt Dillon, Patrick Swayze, Rob Lowe, C. Thomas Howell, etc. She got autographs, pictures with them and she got pictures with them and was even a background person in the movie! :D I'm so jealous of her because I only met Rob Lowe in New York.



What color shirt are you wearing?


Did you have to look at your shirt?


What can you hear in your house right now?

The shower and my mom and grandma talking.

What was your last dream about?

I don't remember.

Do you like to sing?


If anybody could appear in your room right now, who would it be and why?


What's your body's best feature?

my eyes and hair

What was the last thing you ate?

A taco lol.

What color is your hair?

Darkish brown. I want to dye it black but my mom won't let me

Describe yourself

I'm a girl.

Without looking at the clock, guess what time it is.

6:21 PM

Now, looking at the clock, what time is it?

6:21 PM

What's the ringtone on your phone?

dont have a freakin phone.

What was the weirdest craving you've ever had?

Water. And it was at my friends house while we were playing Mall Maddness.



The Outsiders and South Park...enough said ;)



bras that hook in the front


people that sing and really shouldn't


floors that aren't carpeted

when I ask a question and it doesn't get answered

the colors pink, orange, and yellow


books. shit i hate books

some movies (unless its an r rated horror movie or South Park or The Outsiders)

being ignored





thin bras










watching South Park

watching/reading The Outsiders

MY FAVORITE MUSIC (to avoid confusion, its my favorites artist and then my favorite song(s) by them)

Ke$ha- Blow, We R Who We R, Blah Blah Blah, Tik Tok, Your Love is my Drug

Black Eyed Peas- I'mma Be, I Gotta Feeling, Rock That Body, Boom Boom Pow

Beyonce- Irreplaceable, Signs, Video Phone

Lady GaGa- Eh Eh Nothing Else I Can Say, Monster, Boys Boys Boys, Alejandro, Telephone, Retro Pyshical, Just Dance, Pokerface, The Excorsist, Puke Film, Tank Girl Film, Dirty Freak, Paparazzi, Video Phone, Pop Musique, Silly Boy, Love Game, Born This Way, Let Them Hoes Fight, Dance In The Dark

Black Veil Brides- Knives and Pens, Fallen Angel, We Stitch These Wounds

P!nk- Stupid Girls, Get This Party Started, Just Like a Pill, Ave Mary A, Funhouse, Bad Influence

Victoria Justice- Make It Shine, Your The Reason, Best Friends Brother, Begging On Your Knees, Freak The Freak Out, Give It Up, Shut Up And Dance

Rhianna- Rude Boy, S&M, Shut Up And Drive

Katy Perry- Firework, E.T, TGIF

Adele- Set Fire To The Rain, Rolling in the Deep

Colette Carr- Back It Up, Sex, Sharon Stoned, F16, Shutchya Mouth, Favorite Word, It's Real, Like I Got A Gun

Nero- Promises, Scorpions, New Life, Insanity, Big Boom, Choices, Bad Trip, Run Cause Dad Is Coming, Something Else, My Eyes, Me And You, In The Way, Guilt, Fugue State, Departure

M.I.A- Paper Planes, Bad Girls

DEV- In The Dark

District 78- Toxic





















Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Music taught me how to live.

and JB taught me that its okay to be gay hahaha

Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6, Then J-Lo fell On The Floor, and Britney Spears thought it was going to continue Till The World Ends then Nelly then woke up and said PHEW! it was Just A Dream!!

Come step into my life Step into my lair I'll dress you all in black And even dye your hair
I love rock music Turn it up loud When you are a Gothic like me The lyrics will make you proud
Step into the darkness Say good bye to the light We live in an eternity Were every day is night
I know you think I'm freaky Go analyse me But in my heart I know A Gothic is what I want to be.

We returned to the faithful forest To find it volcano-blasted. Belly up and sallow as a dead Grandfather on a slab. In such ash land A Goldfish in a glass doesn't Serve for a heart.
O our old mountain home Unto thee we will come Driven down on the bones Drowning sound of the drums
The Gremlin comes from the North. Equipped With his juggler bits and hidden daggers, Painted Eyes and mailcious grinning, Pillager of the pillaged, Jigging and twirling, giggling burner In the abandoned village.
o our old mountian home Unto thee we will come Driven down on the bones Drowning sound of the drums
In the deepest down, the first valley, The cleft where we first took stage, We make our last proud bow Before an ampitheatre full of no one. Tired of applause, they left for space When our dramas lost their Laws of gravity.
O our old mountian home Unto thee we will come Driven down on the bones Drowning sound of the drums

Her waxy feathers are glazed with red blood, As she’s struck down- with sleek efficiency, Limp and lifeless… limitless she had seemed! From her throat is pulled a ghostly whisper.
Yet more glorious than; The breathless, frantic squawks, The slow suffocation in darkness, The bright-eyed, damp, sickly terror of temporal Hell
Ah, the savage gleam in those black vacuums, Wolf’s wicked snarling mouth not so grotesque, As man, who wears an indifferent smile? Its bones are groaning, its hunger dragging.
Its weakness runs deep; it dashes and leaps- Squanders fragile life, Alack, over this cub no-one weeps, But Human, hark at the glum trees!

We crash onto the ground And all is silent, save, the rustling of leaves-- The disquietude in my heart, And all is sweet, save, the taste of tobacco Mingling with the cooling air, And all is calm, save, the teeming of pestilent thoughts; Of your salacious smile And all is bright, save, the rapid-darkening night as our lips lock...

Then I awake.

No death bed convert shall I make, The heretic soul in me would only baulk at the prospect These eyes have swallowed too much truth and the twinkling of faith has long expired.
No, I shall shirk no shame of my last ill-spent moments Nor shall I deplore my trespasses, For my neighbours are as Godless as I. I shall quell all thoughts foreboding to wander to a place “hereafter”, Pray, what could it offer?
This life’s a false promise- A world where rich feasts on poor,
woman treads in the shadow of man, And love shrivels in the hands of fate.
No, I shall abandon him before he abandons me I know I am expendable, but He?
I shall butcher my heart and serve it up on the altar- A mere returning of the favour, For all the last breaths snatched by his avaricious grasp. I’ll beg him for his worst, for one of Gabriel’s own to smite me down with a blow that could bring the castles of heaven crashing...
This is my exodus from a world in tatters; Evil shall no more pluck the ripest fruits of Good’s labour, As the lamb heart coils up with the dragons


For some reason, I like ice. I don't know why, but that's something weird about me.

Another thing is, from first grade to halfway into my 7th grade year, I was like, really quiet and I didn't talk much. Then, one day, I just started talking more and I wasn't shy anymore. That's another weird thing that happened.

How To Tell I'm obsessed with The Outsiders:

I'm always watching the movie and reading the book.

I have more pictures of the cast on my iPhone than I do of me

It's on my mind 24/7

I know nearly every line of the movie

I have the movie downloaded on my iPhone.

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I'm a great person to talk to. If you're bored, PM me and I swear I'll respond.



































Bold ones are all that apply.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.


I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a girl that actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.


I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.


I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard/bitch.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl(/boy) over fictive girls/BIshojos (boys/BIshies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls).

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.


I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged


I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool.

Opening Credits:

Waking Up: Dancing in the Dark- DEV (...)

First Day At School: Let's Get It Started- Black Eyed Peas (LOL)

Falling In Love: I dont know what its called but It's from the Black Eyed Peas and goes like "Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty. hey shorty i know you want to party." (LMFAO!!!!)

Fight Song: Where Is The Love? - Black Eyed Peas (LMFAO.)

Breaking Up: Don't Fuck With My Heart - Black Eyed Peas (wow LOL)

Prom Night: Gernade - Bruno Mars (ok?)

Life: Pocket Full of Sunshine - Natasha Benningfeild (...)

Mental Breakdown: G6 - Far East Movement (...)

Driving: - Don't Let Me Get Me- Pink (...)

Flashback: Fallen Angels - Black Veil Brides (...)

Getting back together: Love Game - Lady GaGa (lol)

Wedding: All I Want For Christmas - Mariah Carey (so true)

Birth of Child: Blow - Ke$ha (WTF)

Final Battle: Haunted - Taylor Swift (... :) )

Funeral Song: Born This Way - Lady GaGa (wow? lol)

Final Credits: Just Like A Pill - P!nk (SO TRUE!!)

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Trouble by Kawaii-Chibi-Kai reviews
Pony and Johnny get turned into kids. How will the gang deal with it? Read to find out! It's T just in case!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Sixteen and Pregnant by XMistressChaosx reviews
Stan was a normal teenager with his whole life ahead of him, but he had made a single mistake. A mistake that changed his and Kenny's life forever. Warning - Mpreg and Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,123 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Stan M., Kenny M.
16 Years by Gypsy Love reviews
The Outsiders from Johnny's point of view.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Johnny C.
Blinded by Jobes reviews
What happens when Pony is no longer able to witness the beautiful sunsets that he lives for, the laughter and golden smile of Soda, the faces of those that have been with him every step of his existence, and seeing is no longer an option? Read and review!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
Cartman is Pregnant by mcfishie reviews
Butters gets religious and discovers Cartman is carrying the second coming of Jesus.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
Pregnancy by Iggy Day reviews
Ponyboy's ex girlfriend gets pregnant. He didn't know until a month before the baby was born.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Nightmares of you by writer3098 reviews
This all started out rather simple, I would wake up and not remember a single thing, then they died, they grew worse, every time that I close my eyes, their images, they taunt me, drawing my only escape but a trap all the same...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
Shadow in the Night by HalfDragonLover reviews
Devi Winston, Dally's little sister, captures the hearts of Tim Shephard and Two-Bit when she comes to Tulsa and Dally is way too overprotective of her. Will anyone survive this madness? Read to find out! WARNING: really OOC characters
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,192 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Dallas W., Tim S.
Thru The Looking Glass by 70's Lover reviews
Pony cleans the house one day. But what kind of dream will Pony have when he rests?
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Count On You by M. Joseph Day reviews
James never felt this way about anyone before, let alone a guy...a guy that also happened to be his best friend. James/Carlos. Completely finished! Review if you want more!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - James, Carlos - Complete
Life as a Teenage Parent by FredWeasleygirl1987 reviews
It's tough living in Tulsa as a sixteen year old well how about raising twin two-year olds. Crystal Cade and her boyfriend Sodapop Curtis have to. How hard can that be? read and find out. Johnny and Dally are alive. I need a Beta anyone like to help out?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sodapop C.
Is My Hair Grayin, Yet? by ILovePepsi2 reviews
After their parent's deaths, Darry has to raise a 16 year old Sodapop, and a 6 month old Ponyboy. My first story, so go easy!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Darry C., Ponyboy C.
Sick days and sundays by Kylelover101 reviews
Ponyboy gets sick, luckily he's got friends and brothers there to support him.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Two Different Worlds by JesusLover13 reviews
Carly and Sam get a surprise one night after watching the Outsiders.
Crossover - Outsiders & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Ponyboy C., Carly S.
Back in the Saddle Again by Rosebud5 reviews
This is a story about Soda getting a call from the people who adopted Mickey Mouse years ago saying the horse is sick and needs Soda more than ever. But when Soda gets snowed in at Mickey's owner's home, will a certain girl named Jenny end up helping HIM?
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sodapop C. - Complete
A Greaser Halloween by outsiders8910 reviews
Just a Halloween One-Shot with our favorite greasers! Please Read! Warning, there is one swear word, but that's it.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Big Time Rush, Second Graders by 96.tyler reviews
Just a fluff story of how the boys first meet and there life as little kids. No slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2010
Bitten by unnaturalstories reviews
When James gets Bitten by a dog And the big time rush gang have no idea where they are. Will James make it out alive and did the dog have rabies?
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - James - Complete
An Unexpected Miracle by The Poison Sunflower reviews
When the guys of Big Time Rush have a movie night, something is bound to happen, nobody expected this.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Jo, Kendall
Alice in LA by iheartBtrJonas reviews
When Alice sneaks into the set of Big Time Rush,she was planning on meeting her favorite pop band.Instead she finds out many secrets that no one really knows about the band and secrets she doesn't even know about her own family! hope u like drunk kendall
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,816 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Logan
What Happened in the Candy Store by bballgirl22 reviews
For DarkElements10. Big Time Rush lets Carlos into a candy store and then leave him alone for a few minutes. Stephanie comes in. Please read and review.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Carlos - Complete
Living in Paranoia by SodapopXPonyboylover reviews
We all froze in shock. Nobody in my family has ever hit me before. Nobody. Warning: Child abuse, Alcohol Use, Attempted Suicide
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,963 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Ponyboy C., Darry C.
Every Part of Me by Emzybear reviews
The Curtis's have a sister. She's in the story.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sodapop C., Dallas W.
Big Time Quake by Igettvgeeks reviews
An earthquake hits LA and Logan gets hurt. Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan will have to deal with their most difficult challenge yet. Logan may be out of the band. Big Time Rush might get someone new. Logan and Camille may have to say goodbye.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,667 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Logan - Complete
Always There by Jesse Grace reviews
Tweek finds out that he's pregnant with Craig's baby. How will everything work out? How will Craig react? Creek Craig/Tweek Mpreg
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T.
One Mistake, One Baby by Jesse Grace reviews
16 year old Stan and Wendy make a mistake, now she's pregnant... Stendy, Heiman, possibly more pairings
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
Histamine by twounderscorethreefour reviews
It just figures that Kyle's allergic to the thing Cartman loves most. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Think You're Drunk, Ponyboy by spicygurl reviews
Johnny is asleep on the couch at the Curtis home, when Ponyboy stumbles in rip-roarin' drunk. Ponyboy comes on to Johnny a little to strong for Johnny's comfort.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C.
Slipped Away by Chibi Frye reviews
During the day, Stan sees Kyle sickness is getting him and is getting sicker by the minute. Stan can't help it, but starts to get really worried.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Darry's Brotherly Love by shewhoshallwrite reviews
A one shot of when Darry and Pony fight after Pony falls asleep in the lot. Darry Pov.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Folie A Deux based on FOB album by HallowShark1 reviews
Kyle and Cartman share in a magical night, which results in Cartman becoming something more then just Kyle's boyfriend, CartmanKyle,side KennyStan, Mpreg
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
JackiePonyboy's adventure by twilightseriesisadrug2me reviews
What happens when an unexpect Soc Girl wants to be a greaser? What will the Greaesrs think of having a soc living with them
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Ponyboy C.
Together Again by mrs.two-bitmatthews705 reviews
Ponyboy death one-shot
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Cold by stereochick reviews
Darry's cold, Pony's sick and cold, and Soda's not gonna get back to sleep any time soon, is he? Pointless fluff. Seriously.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Sodapop C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Hangover by T.J.Grei reviews
A stupid little story about what would happen if TwoBit had a hangover and was in a bad mood. Rated T. [ONESHOT]
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Darry C., Two Bit M. - Complete
The Day They Died by Flag reviews
The Day all the Outsiders day, explains how they all died. Quite likely a tear jerker. Get your tissues! Based on a true story.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Two Bit M., Darry C. - Complete
Misplaced Expectations by Lorelai Anastasia reviews
Fifteen years ago, the Curtis family was forced to give up their baby daughter. Now, New York heiress Mia de Barbarac is about to meet her birth family for the first time.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,966 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005
Held DEstiny by Ulen reviews
If I get more than 10 good reviews Ill continue the story.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
Dark Star by PurpleSailorSaturn7 reviews
What if the Curtis' had a little sister? Anya is anything from sweet!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2002 - Published: 5/18/2002
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Through the Eyes of Snowflake reviews
Snowflake is Soda's girlfriend. What happens when one night she goes into labor without knowing she was pregnant? Will her baby live? Will Soda stay with her to help raise the baby?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sodapop C.
Why reviews
Ponyboy gets jumped and injured while walking home from school one day and his older sister is pregnant. How will the rest of the gang deal?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2012
New Life reviews
Ponyboy is in an abusive relationship with Steve. All he wanted was for Steve to love him, now all he wants is for the pain to stop.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Ponyboy C.
Allergies reviews
Cartman is bored at home and his allergies are bad. Good thing Stan is there to keep him company. Yaoi. Stanman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Hurting Myself reviews
Stan is depressed and he feels cutting is the answer.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Stan M. - Complete
Rainbows reviews
Kyle was a mess and no one could see it so no one could help him or keep him from killing himself. Style oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Fading into the Darkness reviews
What Butters really thinks of his life.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Butters S. - Complete
Pills reviews
After years of cutting and hating himself, Eric Cartman finally commits suicide. How do others react? Kyman and future Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Dating Johnny reviews
Selena is a greaser girl and she's dating Johnny. One thing leads to another and she gets pregnant. SLASH
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Deaf reviews
Alexandra is Soda's twin sister. She's just like any other greaser girl. She's tough and hard, but there's one thing that stands out about her. She's deaf. Sisterfic.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sodapop C.
Things Just Aren't What I Expected reviews
When a girl becomes famous with Big Time Rush, she wants likes it at first, but when things get shaken up all she wants to do is run away. JamesxOC CarlosxOC LoganxOCxCamille KendallxOCxJo
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Carlos - Complete
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