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I'm a 16 year old girl just trying to live my life.
When life gives you lemons... make grape juice and laugh as everybody wonders how the hell you did it.
. Kiss on the hand = I adore you
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. *
Place this on you profile
If you ever felt...ALONE
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
Did you know that the 'Alphabet Song', 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' and 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' have the same tune? If you just tried singing those, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
This is me, Mossnose! Copy me onto your profile to help me achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)
If you have weird dreams that never seem to make any sense, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, well, you know what to do.
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"...
Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it
Today I caught myself smiling for no reason... then I realized I was thinking about you
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
You know you're in love when you don't wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream
Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down
Should I smile because we are friends? Or cry because we'll never be anything more?
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened
It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces
If you cant get someone off your mind they are probably supposed to be there ;)
I'm trying really hard not to cry over you because every tear is just one more reminder that I don't know how to let you go
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you...but trusting them not to
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry
When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
The worst feeling you'll ever feel is sitting next to the person who means the world to you knowing that you mean nothing to them
To the world you may be but one, but to one you might be the world
If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!
If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me...
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
"Last night I looked up and matched each star with a reason why I love you; I was doing great, until I ran out of stars."
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it does not come back, it was never meant to be
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned...;)
If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."
People will forget what you said.
LaUgH wHeN nOtHiNg'S fUnNy
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it
It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
"You never really stop loving someone. you just learn to try to live without them"
If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy...even if its not with you
Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."
When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.
I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.
*12 signs your falling in love*
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Officer: The car is stolen?
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
Everyone in life is gonna hurt you, you just have to figure out which people are worth the pain
"I miss you when something really good happens, because you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you're the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow, and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you the most when I lay awake at night, and think of all the wonderful times that we spent with each other for those were some of the best and most memorable times of my life."
A kiss is just a kiss till you find the one you love. A hug is just a hug until you find the one you’re
*17 most important things to remember in life*
1. Never give up on anybody; miracles happen everyday.
2.Be brave even if your not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
3. Think big thoughts, relish small pleasures.
4. Learn to listen. Oppurtunity sometimes knocks very softly.
5. Never deprive someone of hope, it might be all they have.
6. Strive for excellence, not perfection.
7. Don't waste time greiving over past mistakes. Learn from them and move on.
8. When someone hugs you let them be the first to let go.
9. Never cut what can be untied.
10. Don't expect life to be fair.
11. Remember:Success comes to the one that acts first.
12. Never waste an oppurtunity to tell someone you love them.
13. Remember that nobody makes it alone. Have a greatful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who help you.
14. Never underestimate the power of a kind word or deed.
15. Laugh alot.A good sense of humor cures almost all of life's ills.
16. Don't miss the magic of the moment by focusing on whats to come.
17. Watch for big problems. They disguise big oppurtunities.
She said "I'm afraid of falling..." and he whispered "I have wings"
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder and lightning.There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Somewhere there's someone, who dreams about your smile, and finds in your presence, that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of "you"
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war
The best things in
The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said that it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.
I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else.
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
In the eyes of a child you will see...the world as it should be.
People will believe anything if you whisper it
One day you’re going to look back and say, Damn that girl really did love me...
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
It’s really amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but it's really sad when the best of friends become two strangers.
Each day I get up in the morning praying to God that everyone should get a friend like you...why should only I have to suffer!
The only guy that deserves you... is the one that thinks he doesn't. The one that'll stick by your side...no matter how much you mess up. And the one who will forgive you... mistake after mistake...
Lets commit the perfect crime
A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy...it's always nice to know someone's afraid to lose you
One fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other got out their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two young boys. If you don't believe my story's true ask the blind man he saw it too!
Our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.
You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me.
1.Get kissed in the rain.
There are only two times when i want to be with you... now, and forever.
One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else...
I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I can't erase my mistakes...
True strength is keeping everything together when everyone expects you to fall apart.
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of falling. I'm not scared of the dark, I'm scared of what's in it. I'm not afraid to love, I'm afraid of not being loved back
If he doesn't love you at your worst, he doesn't deserve you at your best...
Don't Cry Over Someone That Won't Cry Over You
Some Day You'll Cry For Me Like I Cried For You,
Time will make you forget me but time will make me love you more than before.
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you I wouldn't love you.
My heart longs for you, my soul dies for you,
Forget who hurt you yesterday,
Love can make you happy but often times it hurts,
Boyfriends come and go, but friends are forever.
The hardest part of loving someone is knowing when to let go,
No pleassure, no expressions just an illusion of what should of but wasnt.
There are times when I cant decide
The weirdest thing happened the other morning...
I'm not supposed to love you,
You're not worth the tears,
I'm sorry for crying over you,
It takes a couple seconds to say Hello,
Nothing hurts more than realising he meant
Love is a precious gift that people
You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh,
True love is when you have to watch a friend leave,
Love starts with a smile,
What you do to me
I get the best feeling in the world
SoMeWhErE bEtWeEn AlL oF oUr LaUgHs,LoNg TaLkS,sTuPiD lItTlE fIgHtS,
Love Is Running Into His Arms
If I could have just one wish,
Up in the skies,
Ain't no moutain high enough,
Missing someone gets easier everyday
The one who broke you,
Just live and breathe
I cry for the time
When something's over,
They Say Love Hides Behind Every Corner, I Must Be Walking In Circles
Just Because Someone Doesn't Love You The Way You Want Them To,
If You're Asking If I Need You The Answer Is Forever,
I Do Believe That God Above Put Me Here For You To Love.
Without you, I have nothing.
I can live without any friends,
Late at night when all the world is sleeping,
Would you be my angel to have and to hold?
I don't want to lose this feeling.
Lovin' you always is like a dream come true,
There's a smile on your face that lets me know that you need me,
I cannot show you I love you. Time will show you I love you.
I miss you most when I'm sad. I miss you when I'm lonely.
Look into my eyes and hear what I'm not saying,
Just the thought of being with you tomorrow,
You are what happened when I wished upon a star.
I love you not because I need you, But I need you because I love you.
If you ask me about the love,
Whenever we're apart it feels like a part of me is missing...
Why do I love you?
When we get close, I want you to know that I get all weak and want to hold you forever.
If I count how many times
I've fallen in love many times... always with you.
Something Happend to me.