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I'm really sorry that half (if not two thirds) of my reviews are all pretty similar, but I lack imagination about these things, which is why I prefer reading other people's work rather than write my own. And if one of my reviews can be altered slightly and reused, then I'll do that because I'm too butt lazy to come up something new most of the time. Although I swear the enthusiasm and encouragement (and it is supposed to be encouragement) is genuine; that's the only reason I ever write reviews (because I can't analyze points of a story like a review is supposed to. At least I think that's what a review is for). And I tend to go kinda crazy- fangirl- KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- lots- of- random- extra- uneccessary- letters- and- ramblings in reviews. So I'm sorry for spamming peoples inboxes with reviews. But if I review, your story is probably in my favourites list, and I love you for being and writing something AWESOME.

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Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11139 - Favs: 7,054 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32243 - Favs: 19,216 - Follows: 15,675 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Idiot Meets Altair by BoosterSeat3 reviews
A young girl wakes in Assassin's Creed with no memory of how she arrived, will she survive the storyline or fall prey to the assassin's blade?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Altaïr, OC
Of Grades and Greasers by Madame Apathy reviews
When a friend is seriously injured, the Nerds attempt to find the culprit with help from new allies. Clique war ensues.Rated T for some violence and because I'm a bit paranoid .
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,390 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010
Hard Secrets Between Altair and Malik by ScarletCougar reviews
The trials and tribulations of two friends who have grown together and been driven apart in duty and tragedy. The eagle mates for life and soars solo and lonely when its mate is lost till its body and soul dies. What will come of Altair and Malik? some chapters rated MA which say so in the starting A/N
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 257 - Words: 365,753 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
And When the Earth Shall Claim Your Limbs by words without reviews
After an attack on their village leaves them orphaned and desperate, Malik and Kadar become Al Mualim's newest pupils. Altair, the master's star novice, is less than thrilled, but all Malik cares about is keeping his little brother safe... -Altair/Malik-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Malik, Altaïr, Kadar, Al Mualim - Complete
A sibling's observations by Jenova-chan reviews
The one where Kadar decides that chess is better when played quietly and without uninvited guests. The one where the library will never be the same again. The one where Kadar dislikes a certain hoodie. The one with really good curry. Implied AltMal College AU
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Not before I do by Jenova-chan reviews
The one where Altaïr fucks up. The one where Malik also fucks up. The one that they seem to be at each others throats all the time. The one where they make up and start something new. AltMal College AU
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
At the Violet Hour by kalenel reviews
This story explores the events in "For Such Loss, Abundant Recompense" from Thane's POV. You probably ought to read "For Such Loss..." first.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,772 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
but whoever cares, nobody cares like you do by Melfice reviews
'Don't get attached,' Malik tells himself, but doesn't listen to a word. SLASH. AltairxMalik.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
ThirtyThree by devovitquesuasartes reviews
Picks up from the end of ACR, so spoilers ahoy. Desmond escapes the Animus and returns to his body, only to find that he didn't come back alone. Eventual Desmond/Sixteen
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,335 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Desmond M., Clay K./Subject 16 - Complete
Ask Ezio! by iguanablogger reviews
EXPIRED. Thank you all for your votes and questions! A sequel, Ask Altair, has already been posted. Visit iguanablogger's profile to find the new fiction letter and get crank out some questions!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,146 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
Sunset by Goggie reviews
One-Shot. A typical morning for Desmond and Shaun. Des notices something amid Shaun's endless notes that gets him thinking. Des/Shaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Surviving after Jimmy by Madame Apathy reviews
What might have happened if Gary had won the fight with Jimmy, and an unlikely witness had to seek justice. T for violence and swearing.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Angie N., Gary S.
Symptoms by Kasanatta reviews
Petey finds a book that seems like it might be pretty useful in diagnosing whatever makes Gary act like...well, himself. But of course it can't be so simple, especially when Gary sees it and decides to mess with Petey's head a little. Slash everywhere!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,218 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Peter K., Gary S.
Of Insanity and Ice Cream by Kyla45 reviews
Shaun is there for Desmond, even if he'd never planned to be. Oneshot. DesShaun with sprinkles of LeoEz & AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,057 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
For Such Loss, Abundant Recompense by kalenel reviews
And here we have a series of scenes exploring different facets of a developing relationship between FemShep and Thane. It's not love at first sight for these two, and like any two people they have to work at understanding each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,082 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Dear Nosey Parker by Madame Apathy reviews
Gloria Jackson's diary, detailing the events of her first year at Bullworth Academy. I wrote this because last time I checked, no one had wrote about her. Rated T for growing pains.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Gloria J. - Complete
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Walk Tall, Peanut by SunkenMeasure reviews
Peanut thought he was going to be the king's knight yet he has become the queen's fool. What else is there for him?
Bully - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,959 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Peanut R., Johnny V.
Birth of an Assassin by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
How Malik came to become part of the Assassin Order. Malik-centric; AltMal in later chapters, rating subject to change.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,754 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Malik, Altaïr
Bullworth Bites by Dream Of Rose Petals reviews
Zoe's time at Bullworth was almost unknown, until that moment she met Jimmy outside her house. This is how I think she was expelled from Bullworth Academy. Zoe/Gary pairing.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,272 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Zoe T., Gary S. - Complete
UnBreak My Heart by reine Seele reviews
It's been five years since Leonardo da Vinci last saw Ezio. Leonardo misses Ezio. Ezio obliges. Fluff and some smutty bits. Set at the end of Assassin's Creed 2. Very slight spoilers.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Ghosts of Lovers Past by reine Seele reviews
Takes place right after the Palazzo de Medici side mission in AC2. Lorenzo sees too much of Giovanni in Ezio, and Ezio...well, he obliges. Lorenzo/Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ezio A., Lorenzo de Medici - Complete
I'll Tell No One by reine Seele reviews
Sometimes Altair doesn't think before he speaks...but he assures Malik that certain things will always remain a secret between them. AltairxMalik Oneshot. Fluff. Rated M for Adult Situations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Disconnected by Dorklet reviews
Unashamedly angsty one-shot. A look at how things might have turned out if Jimmy Hopkins was never sent to Bullworth Academy.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
The Men They Become by reine Seele reviews
Malik is not just a Dai, he is an assassin. When Altair seems to forget this, Malik decides to remind him of this heritage. Both men must discover where the other stands, as men, as friends, and as members of the Brotherhood. Altair/Malik. COMPLETED.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,163 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
and this is what remains by Melfice reviews
Altair is desperate to feel anything. AltMal. SLASH.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Didn't Mean It by MythicElf reviews
A little AltMal one shot that I threw together. Actually much better than the summary sounds... *rewritten*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Second Thoughts by TearsofSouls reviews
Just a short one-off story of Malik cursing his own big mouth and Altair taking advantage of it. Very light AltxMal.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Scars by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Each of Gary's scars tells a story. No pairings, although you might see shades of Gary/Petey if you're looking through slash goggles!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Drawings by Ichireiro reviews
A Petey/Gary one shot.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 553 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Are you and overdone Bully fan? by Nae'ka reviews
This story is now up for grabs. Want it? message me.
Bully - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2008
Jimmy's Girls by Chocobel reviews
[BULLY] Jimmy is chillin' and thinking about the girls on campus. IMPLIED SLASH.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2007