Kitty the drunken butterfly
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Joined 08-27-02, id: 259222, Profile Updated: 04-15-09
Author has written 14 stories for Bonanza, Misc. Movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Neverland, Highway to Heaven, and Alias Smith & Jones.

A Little About Myself
I'm retired, guys.
It's official.
I haven't written fan fiction in quite a while. I may someday update with a short fic here or there but that'll be it. I don't have the time for it anymore. I'm working a lot and fanfiction was really just a great way to pass the time when I was in high school but I have lots of big girl issues now and unfortunately, don't have for it. I do enjoy writing but my passion is not in fan fiction anymore. I'm done.
Someday, maybe I will write more Bonanza but I do not forsee anything else that's new coming from me.

It was fun!
Happy reading!

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The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Their Story Never Ends by tragicallyepic reviews
What if episode 6.09 went differently. What if Rory told Lorelai who really made her realize what a big mistake she was making. Lit. Chapter 7 up!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Jess M., Rory G.
Complications Arose by tanzfieber reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is a wily captain and a feared pirate. He is a skilled swordsman and a cunning thief. He commands the fastest ship in the Caribbean. However, nothing could ever have prepared him for complications that arose one night in Tortuga...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,149 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006
The Playwright by Meredith A. Jones reviews
COMPLETE! James and the boys move in with Mrs. du Maurier. Meanwhile, James writes a new play, and Emma du Maurier is taken ill...FINAL CHAPTER POSTED. PLEASE, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Finding Neverland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,790 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Murder! by LilStripedTomato reviews
Everyone is gathered at a spooky mansion for a friendly game of Murder. But it turns out to be not-so-friendly when there is a real killer on the loose! Join the brothers in their amusing antics as they solve the mystery, or die trying!
Marx Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2005
Whispers in Silence by BeckyS reviews
Adam Cartwright is injured in a mine cavein, with devastating results. [WIP, still working on it. 2 April 06]
Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,295 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 9/22/2004
Quackers by Leftomaniac reviews
The examination continues, and a cure for hypochondriasis is found.
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 3/27/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean Show, Growing Affections by Falarios reviews
It begins in the summer...Why don't we do a Pirates show theme? As Erica works on the new show with a certain someone, she finds that band is one of the greatest things out there. Includes Pirates refrences, traditional band humor, and romance.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/29/2004 - Published: 12/3/2003
Wake Up Call by Visage reviews
Joe is late for breakfast, and Adam takes it upon himself to get him up.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2004
The Wonderful Pirate of the Caribbean by andyeascrewyou reviews
The Wizard of Oz: POTC style baby! I swear it's good! Flames are nice but reviews are better!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003
Twas The Night Before Christmas On Jump Street by Paige42 reviews
The title says it all :-)
21 Jump Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/24/2003
Tis the Myth Makes the Man by Winged Elf reviews
Will and Elizabeth's son wants to know about Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2003
Her by Arwen Lune reviews
Short fic about the most important lady in the life of Captain Jack Sparrow - the one he has persued for so long, and values above all else...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003
Shadows Over the Sea by Illoria reviews
UPDATED.. & FINISHED! - The story of Jack's past, and his relationship with William 'Bootstrap' Turner. What happened over thirty years ago that Jack still wishes he could forget?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003
Misfit by Xandra the Blue reviews
Set forty years onward, in the year 2003, a girl goes to the old manor on the hill, and finds a certain person hiding there.Chapter 10 is up! WHOO!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,192 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003
Ah, the memories! by Cunien reviews
*COMPLETED*'Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...' - remember that? Jack will never forget. Illusive hats, rum smugglers, donkeys and religious confessions! Huzzah for Father Jack!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
What the Black Pearl really is Is freedom by hollow-ambitions reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow's take on what freedom is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Sherlock Holmes Takes a Vacation by Erica Bailey reviews
Working title. Best I could come up with at the moment. Set in present times. Michele Hansen was just hoping to catch a photograph of a lakeside sunset, but found something, or rather someone, else on the beach.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2002 - Published: 8/14/2002
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The Treasure of Sun Mountain reviews
Chapter 7! [Okay, now it's Chapter 7. Sorry about that!] After taking in a young woman who was passing through, the Cartwrights don't realize the trouble..and treasure they may have taken in.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 2/15/2005
The Island of Lost Souls reviews
[Under Construction! Look for updates soon!] Henry White was a pirate Jack Sparrow knew years ago but now with White's daughter trying to solve a mystery he left behind, Jack finds himself in a complicated mess.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,123 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 8/7/2004
Two Men Named Smith and Jones reviews
Heyes and Curry have escaped the posse that was trailing them but they're just not sure if they can get out of town before anyone reconizes them. My first shot at an AS&J fan fic! How did I do?
Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Death Takes a Holiday reviews
Chapter 2, Chapter 1 revised 7,6,06. Jonathan, Mark and an old friend of Jonathan's help an old man. Better summary to come.
Highway to Heaven - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
Maggie reviews
Takes place during the movie during Will and Jack's visit to Tortuga. There they meet up with a woman that Jack knows.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Witch's Brew reviews
A younger Adam and Hoss find themselves in Carson City on Halloween where they meet up with an interesting character.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Upside Down reviews
Little Joe and Adam each learn something from each other while their Pa and Hoss are away.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Shooting Star reviews
Jack Sparrow contemplates his friends, family, future and his past as he spends a night alone upon the deck of the Black Pearl.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
A Night at Sea reviews
Just a regular night aboard the Black Pearl for Jack Sparrow and what I though he might be thinking before going to bed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
At the End reviews
Years after J.M. Barrie wrote Peter Pan a boy comes back to visit him and to take him on one last adventure.
Finding Neverland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
A Little Oddness reviews
This little odd ficlet takes place at least some time after Season 6 when Adam leaves. It's very strange and very short without much explaination except a Twilight Zone type nature.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Complete
Birthday Poem reviews
Nothing great, just a little assignment I was given for Creative Writing. This should fit nicely in with Orli's birthday that was yesterday. So, I guess this is kind of a present for him then. Although, I don't know why he would want it..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Complete
Ride Away reviews
Yep, another one of my crappy fanfic poems. This time it's about The Searchers. One Shot.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Complete
A Visit reviews
A short little story I wrote a few years ago. Joe got hurt and three visitors come to the house to visit both him and his family.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Complete