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Hi everyone,

I'm a 20 year old engineering student (a guy, if you can't tell).

I'm new to the world of fan fiction and started reading stories here after I got disenchanted from the original cannon. I prefer Harry/Hermione ships though I won't say no to Harry/Luna or Harry/Fleur. I am averse to the stories featuring Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione the way it has been done in the original cannons but occasionally I find a few good stories in this category as well.

Right now I'm writing a story on AU of GOF because I think, that was the time since the cannon started deteriorating.

Next is the piece of work I've copied and pasted from MariusDarkWolf's profile because it touched me...

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,721 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 19h - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B.
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 609,554 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 3,806 - Follows: 4,884 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Coming Out On Top by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Harry Potter gets the short end of the stick, I think we can all agree. But what if, in a strange twist of fate, every time Harry James Potter met adverse circumstance he always ended out on top? Bad things always happen to the hero, but in this case the hero rides these events to the top. Very WIP, not a serious fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 173,178 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 4,430 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,737 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies. HIATUS; PLANS TO CONTINUE IN SPRING.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,809 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 4,856 - Follows: 6,453 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 6,064 - Follows: 6,263 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
The Moon Child's Ball by Kaden-san reviews
Another take on the Yule ball but with few different mechanics and an entirely new leading lady. Instead of waiting for the last minute what if Harry asked Luna to the ball? How much would this change the fabric of the HP-verse? First 6 chapter somewhat cannon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,133 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lily Potter Foundation by theflyinfoote reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry looks for something new to do with his life. Mix in a little heart ache and the Wizarding World is in for some changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,684 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Andromeda T., Dr. Granger - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 5,603 - Follows: 5,744 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,650 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 7,076 - Follows: 7,644 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,890 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3521 - Favs: 7,159 - Follows: 8,081 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5276 - Favs: 7,174 - Follows: 6,369 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 25278 - Favs: 14,350 - Follows: 11,756 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Escapes the Crapilogue by JackPotr reviews
Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 171 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8388 - Favs: 14,425 - Follows: 10,429 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Old Friends, New Friends by expectopadfoot reviews
"That date was the reason I was shocked to death when I saw that troll. Of course my hero Harry then came to save me and defeat the big bad troll." Tonks ended dramatically, placing a sloppy kiss on Harry's red cheek. He would die before he admitted this to her, but when she said that, he felt rather proud of himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,004 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 3873 - Favs: 5,300 - Follows: 4,228 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,433 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
A Badgers Love by the dork knight reviews
On Hannah's 16th birthday, she gets the surprise of her life when she finds out she is betrothed to none other than the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,106 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Harry P., Hannah A. - Complete
Journey Through the Dark by Earl Lonsdale reviews
AU 4th year. Spurned by everyone, Harry accepts Bagman's help, taking the 1st step towards greatness. Elements: charms-prodigy, no-bashing, manipulative but good Dumbledore, dragons, unspeakables, HarrySusan, Ginny-friendship. Oh, the veil is a hellmouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,917 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Susan B.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 4,575 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Like Father Like Son by DarthMittens reviews
AU. Harry, just another normal Hogwarts student with no evil whatsoever plaguing his life, really likes Hermione Granger, who won't even give him the time of day. How is he going to win her heart? By being a complete tosser, of course. Boys are idiots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,839 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not So Great Escape by chris400ad reviews
Fleur Delacour hates how people treat her. Bill Weasley is no different and Fleur takes drastic action. She uses the nearest boy to escape from Bill Weasley but the boy, however, is Harry Potter. Idea provided by Shinji the good sharer. AU, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 190 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3649 - Favs: 6,820 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 7,906 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Runaway? Reactions by Itsme66 reviews
What happened next? This is a sequel of sorts to Runaway..?, without which this won't mean much to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Victoire W. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3687 - Favs: 8,089 - Follows: 7,747 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8318 - Favs: 16,507 - Follows: 6,883 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Runaway? by Itsme66 reviews
Fleur in France 19 years later, and something happens... AU Disregards epilogue - mostly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Fleur D. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 7,604 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Breakfast In New York by Radaslab reviews
Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3322 - Favs: 10,981 - Follows: 4,676 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Hell I Will! by gphoenix51 reviews
What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 5,285 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 4,076 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Fork in the Road by Pat2 reviews
New suprises lurk around every corner when Harry and his daughter, Avery, accidentally fall in love. Secrets, lies, and jealousy course through this inviting tale into the world of an unknown love between a father and his 17 yrold daughter. WARNING! INCES
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,848 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Wizards, Superheroes, and Jackalopes by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Harry is sent to live with relatives in the US after the events of GOF. There he meets Luna Lovegood. The problem is, his relatives are superheroes. HPDC Comics XOver. HarryLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,994 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Someday by Ivesia19 reviews
Rose Weasley has developed an interest in Legilimency and the truth about her mother’s relationship with Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
Taking Hostages by The-Caitiff reviews
Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 3,214 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Reluctant God by threelade reviews
Just when he thought the adventures were over a case of mistaken identy launches an adventure unlike any he could have imagined. To those who review my thanks. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,722 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P.
When the Parents Find Out by Almost Anonymous reviews
Lily and James find out about Harry's romantic entanglements. AU. HGHr threesome, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Paradox of Time by TrowGundam reviews
Harry always knew his dad was arrogant git, but turned around in his seventh year. Maybe Harry will find out why when he gets a mysteryous birthday present.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Hermione’s Realization, Ginny’s Insight by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hermione and Ginny have a conversation about a certain greeneyed wizard who is near and dear to both their hearts, and come to a surprising conclusion. Told from Hermione’s point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3851 - Favs: 6,076 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
The Ties That Bind by ExcalibursZone reviews
Erin Potter is loved by her parents Harry and Hermione and they've provided every possible happiness to her, except one: They were married one year after she was born and the years before that are mysteriously kept quiet. What are her parents hiding?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,088 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Cyfrgolledig atyn yr Dywyllwch by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. Post Hogwarts. Harry Potter was turned into a vampire during his sixth year and was hated by the wizarding world ever after for it - even though he defeated Voldemort. Two hundred and sixty-one years later, he returns to the school - and the wo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,986 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Complete
Time After Time by ExcalibursZone reviews
Harry and Hermione share their lives together. Follow this couple through the trials and tribulations of life while they watch their children and love grow as the years go by. Response to MANY Portkey challenges!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,760 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An Assault on the Senses by akscully reviews
Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete