E. S. Young
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Joined 08-27-02, id: 259228, Profile Updated: 10-13-13
Author has written 27 stories for Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Invader Zim, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Across the Universe, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Avengers.
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Bastards Deranged by 1BadJoke reviews
An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,423 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Who Will Love Me Now? by Invader Miraza reviews
Batman/Joker; Batman - dead. Without him, Gotham and The Joker are lost. There really isn't anything left here, is there? So, what's a clown to do? Time to go out with a bang. Is Bats really dead and gone? Could he, would he save the City, and the Joker? [Written before DKR, possibly AU]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
The Smuggler and the Scoundrel by Mayhem O'Malley reviews
Recently disgraced, James Norrington wants nothing more than oblivion, but it's a six month voyage from Tripoli to Tortuga and every voyage has its perils. And this one has a perilous captain. **MAJOR EDITS IN PROGRESS. Please read the version at archiveofourown because it's better than this one right now!**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 7/29/2006 - James N.
Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,126 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
A Little Night Music by KNO3 reviews
Joker's death marked the end of an era. The city was moving on, filled with new heroes and new villains, and Scarecrow no longer had a place in Gotham. Romance between Harley Quinn and Jonathan Crane.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,131 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jonathan C., Harley Q. - Complete
Coffee by Jack Velvet reviews
Coffee. Crane. Killer Croc. Coffee. Crane. Cover-up. Cover blown. Crane/Wayne slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,557 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane
Accidental Drag Queen & the Undercover Detective by T. Fowler reviews
Jonathan Crane escaped from Arkham and started a new life in Chicago. Then was forced to start over yet again. Bruce Wayne goes undercover to bring him back to justice. Wayne/Crane
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,028 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman
Bitterly Ever After by The Dork of York reviews
Stella Bell was a witch and a bastard, striving for gentility on Tortuga. James Norrington was an angry drunkard desirous of revenge. Both were bitter as bile, and certainly didn't expect to be friends. Funny ol' world, innit? NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 303,209 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/9/2006 - James N. - Complete
Triptych by Pierides reviews
Let them play at unawares, and we shall see who wins in this sly game of bluff: Jonathan, Scarecrow, or Becky. One plays to covet, two for a prize unnamed. Yet could the wants of all be the same? And can two become whole again? :Jon/Becky:
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - J. Crane
Without Reid by seditionary reviews
Rossi is bewildered by his team's reaction when Reid is called out of town for a week. Satire. Language, mature content.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by anoushkala reviews
Couple's Therapy has never been Dr. Jonathon Crane's area of expertise, but there are some people in Gotham City you simply do not refuse.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harley Quinn, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Loyalty by The Illegible reviews
A test of what they're willing to tolerate. Ambiguous Harley/Crane. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Cat's Cradle by Pierides reviews
He is a string about her fingers, and she is just a toy to a sadistic master. They are so much a like, and he questions his silence. Hinted Jon/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
A Minor Incident by EvilEatingSanta reviews
Max/Jude. Starts when Max and Jude arrive in New York City and continues until the end of the film, possibly continuing even further...we shall see. Collaboration with Neonnchrome1123. Rated for swearing and future sexual content. WARNING: FLUFF ABOUNDS.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008
Fine Dining by The Illegible reviews
Fit for a king. Drabble. Potential Harley/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Conqueror by The Illegible reviews
The victor in a struggle. Drabble. Harley/Crane, mentioned Jonathan/Sherry.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Where Night is Blind by Pierides reviews
Where night is blind and terror walks, the scarecrow and the jester shall darkly waltz. Images converge and words resound, and deep in the darkness can truth be found? Hide and seek, stash and find, will there be love where night is blind? Jon/Harley
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - J. Crane
Confinement by The Illegible reviews
What bad little boys get. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Dead Memories by shallots reviews
Harley clung to the possibility that this was still a nightmare, cooked up by a dose of fear gas into the respiratory system. Any moment now, she hoped to wake up in a sunshine filled room with Mr. J sleeping soundly beside her...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,846 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Joker - Complete
Unwind by The Illegible reviews
They need to do it more often. Drabble. Basically Harley/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Cabernet Sauvignon by Pierides reviews
It was a twist of fate. He'd only gone out for a drink on a whim. He thought his life was on track, but a colleague of his was about to show him he was still missing something. Could she be that something? Jon/Harley
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Serial Killer by shann1 reviews
Gotham's newest killer targets criminals and his most wanted prey is the Scarecrow. While Crane is forced to turn to the Joker, a crazy blond psychiatrist and a mystery woman, the Gotham police are forced to bring in Detective Edward'the Riddler'Nashton.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,224 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
A Lesson by The Illegible reviews
He had to learn somewhere. Drabble. Jonathan/Sherry.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
The Harlequin by knit-wear reviews
Dr. Harley Quinzel knew there was more to the Joker than just psychosis. The more attached to him she gets the more she begins to loose her own sense of right and wrong. Especially when Jonathan Crane and his fear toxin get involved. Novel length.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 139,840 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Joker
Truth by The Illegible reviews
She's his psychiatrist. If he won't tell, she'll find out anyway. Drabble. Harley/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Batman Origins: Harleen Quinzel by Dr. Doodle reviews
Nolanverse. The past of Harleen Quinzel from her point of view, everything about her childhood & what led her back to Gotham. Harleen/Edward Nashton pairing. Pamela Isley & Dr. Crane due to make a lot of appearances!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,269 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - J. Crane
The Infamous Daytrip of Dr Crane by Historybuff reviews
In order to obtain necessary information for protecting Gotham, Batman is forced to take Dr. Crane out of prison for a day and humor his every passing fancy. No slash, I promise.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane - Complete
Slow Burn by shallots reviews
Joker stroked Harley’s bandaged wound, "This will look different from your oth-er arm. It'll probably leave a little white line when it heals. Get it now? I changed you forever," he held her face in his hands, "How's it feel?"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,174 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Joker - Complete
And Your Bird Can Sing by nleslie reviews
A collection of Across the Universe drabble oneshots. Some are long, some are short, some are silly, some are serious. But all of them have Max and Jude! COMPLETE
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008
Down the Rabbit Hole by PrincessPeach300 reviews
Batman/Joker slash. Batman takes in an injured Joker after his and the Mad Hatters escape from Arkham. Can Batman find a reason behind the madness before its too late?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,135 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Here, There, and Everywhere by Fandom Jumper reviews
First 5 chapters have been revised. "I'm Max Carrigan. It's nice to meet you." Maggie grinned as she took his hand."My name is Maggie. I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, Max." Excerpt from chapter 6. On hiatus.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,359 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008
Kisses by rogueandkurt reviews
The first time, Reid is still in high school. Oneshot. Reid centric. Spoilers for 'Somebody's Watching'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2008 - S. Reid, Lila A. - Complete
All My Balloons by shallots reviews
He looked at her face. Her delicate features smeared with clown paint and left over tears. She never looked more beautiful. The white complexion made her resemble a doll. A porcelain, Harlequin doll. So easily created... so easily broken.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Best Therapy by yaoininja reviews
“If you're so intrigued,” he whispered, voice barely audible, “I'm sorry to spoil the mystery, but I am in fact cleverly disguised as a, human being.” Light NC-17, Batman/Joker. Prompt Used: “Geronimo” by Phantom Planet
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Impossible by blackbirdxsinging reviews
When Elizabeth Parker, a workaholic clean freak is fired, her best friend thinks its best she finds a man and a new apartment to start a new life. When she meets Max, she realizes that her new life is going to be a lot harder then any work shes done befor
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008
The Rooftop by nleslie reviews
AKA: The Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed Boy Who Could Do Anything. -- It's Friday night, but Max would rather spend the evening with his best friend. Jude/Max R&R! Uploaded like, eight times. Sorry if I confused anyone! :P
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
I'm Hot by blackbirdxsinging reviews
A hot summer day can be unbearable to people living in a penthouse in New York. Not really Jude/Max, but lots of both of them. T for language. Oneshot
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Rocky, You've Met Your Match by Sparkling Sugarcane reviews
Sadie's apartment is an odd place to live for somebody who doesn't like cats...
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
In The Offing by Random-Battlecry reviews
Mid-TDK. He leaps on the bus and takes them all for the ride of their lives, a murderous conundrum in an archaic nurse outfit. The Joker and his victims to be.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Hide And Seek by blackbirdxsinging reviews
Max and his little sister Abbey are very close. They've always been sending eachother letters, but when Abbey mentions a girl who hits her to get over Max, they both realize they're going to have to be much closer. Post ATU.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008
I wanna hold your hand by emeralddragonchild reviews
Jude's drawing again. And its not Lucy.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Hey Jude by emeralddragonchild reviews
Max gets captured.... one thought gets him through the torture.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
September in the Rain by TakeMeOrLeaveMe2010 reviews
Max/Jude. Max really hates thunderstorms. Jude comforts him. Fluffy. -oneshot-
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
I Hope You See by amamsy bruh reviews
...Jude was Jude, and Jude made everything better, and Jude could fix him.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Yes, I'm Certain that It Happens All the Time by TakeMeOrLeaveMe2010 reviews
Max/Jude. Fills in a missing scene, starting from right after "With a Little Help From My Friends." -oneshot- Had fun writing this one, hope you like it, too!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
In My Life by lina-tone reviews
What do you do when the life you’re living seems to be falling apart? You do what any respectable young person does: you go to New York City.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008
The White Album by Oddly Inspired reviews
In which Jude gets a job and Lucy has a fan moment.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Across The Universe: The Abridged Version by Fandom Jumper reviews
I'm not very good at being funny, usually. But I think this ATU parody thing turned out pretty well. No flames, por favor! Rated T for language and stuff.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Tell Me What You See by TakeMeOrLeaveMe2010 reviews
Jude can't find inspiration, that is, until a certain playboy friend of his jumps in. Max/Jude. Fluff. -oneshot-
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
The Letter by Phantoms Little Lotte reviews
[Across the Universe] How Max truly feels about that letter that Lucy brought. And how he isn't as brave as he looks...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Fall by rogueandkurt reviews
As the other members of the BAU filed in, Reid nursed a cup of coffee and wondered how much further there was to fall. Oneshot. ReidCentric. Season 2 Spoilers. Rated for drug use
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2007 - S. Reid - Complete
Once I Was You by ladyFrost2 reviews
Bruce isn't really sure who he is anymore. And the little psychiatrist shaped 'problem' he picked up in Arkham isn't helping. Could be read as a sequel to the movie. Sadly they don't make films like this much. NOW COMPLETE.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Love's Darkest Hour by Lynx Ryder reviews
An unpaid debt leads Jack, Sylvia, Will and Elizabeth into a battle to save themselves, the ones they love and ultimately love itself. Sequel to 'The Bird Cage.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,230 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
The Equestrian by Blodeuedd reviews
Where did Jonathan Crane learn to ride a horse? We may never know, but here's my answer to the question. Began as a response to Sakura123's challenge, and ended as something very different.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
A Night in the Narrows by Twinings reviews
The toxin has been released. Can you hear the screaming yet?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
And so it is by ladyFrost2 reviews
Everyone gets old in the end. Even heroes and villains. Not quite slash.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Homecoming by ACleverName2 reviews
How much of a debt do we owe to our parents? Jonathan Crane has a surprising encounter with his mother. [Something of a prequelsequel to Cold Shower and The Pajama Game]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Paradise Interuppted by Lynx Ryder reviews
Life had never been sweeter...until the words 'Better than Wonka's' were printed. Now Mr Wonka will not rest until order is restored to his universe, but will things really be that simple?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,764 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Le Danseur et le Fantôme by phanwank reviews
A young woman with a past and nowhere else to go auditions at the Opera Populaire. She knows about the great fire two years previously, but does she know about the Phantom that once haunted the theater?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006
The Pajama Game by ACleverName reviews
Even cold, indifferent psychiatrists like Dr. Jonathan Crane need pajamas. Where did he get his and why? I'm deadly serious.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2005
Cold Shower by ACleverName reviews
Dr. Jonathan Crane broods over some memories he'd prefer to forget. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
The Red Spider by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
El runs into trouble. Sands exploits it.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005
Be Afraid by The Logical Ghost reviews
Oneshot. A new inmate at Arkham learns a valuable lesson in self preservation from our favorite doctor. Please leave a review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2005 - J. Crane - Complete
In the Very Haunts of Men by PikaCheeka reviews
Jonathan Crane runs into the Scarecrow many years after he last saw him as a teenager, and is persuaded into his life of crime through a series of taunts and memories. Early Comicverse [not movierelated based on SC:Year 1] T for mild language.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005
There Were No Mirrors by IChooseTheScorpion reviews
Lerouxbased, 2nd Morbidity Contest Entry. Tied for Sick Award and received 12th place out of 40. A lifechanging incident occurs right after Christine takes Erik's mask off, leaving ehr changed forever. Rated for gore and violence.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005
The Bird Cage by Lynx Ryder reviews
Birds need to stretch their wings and fly or they lose their will to live and die. A story of freedom, love, betrayal and adventure on the high seas. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,323 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Sands out of the desert by obscured-enigma reviews
Cheesy title, not so cheesy fanfic, unless you count the fact that it's all about Sands... Takes place after OUATIM in Broadway-bearing New York. The CIA isn't too chuffed with Sands at the moment, and this can only mean that trouble pursues.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Darkness and Shadows by Lynx Ryder reviews
When Evelyn's car breaks down she is forced to ask a mysterious blind man for help. Can she help him learn to trust again or will he forever have to live with darkness and shadows? (rated for language and scenes of a violent nature)-COMPLETE-
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,985 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
Through the Darkness by Takada Saiko reviews
Sands runs into El in a dark alley one evening. Both are being hunted, both are on the run and fighting, so just how much use might they be for eachother? As long as they don't kill eachother in the end, possibly very. RAting MIGHT change, I dunno....R&R
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,657 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004
Paint It Black by Roux reviews
Sands never liked being told what what to do, even as a kid.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2004
The Very Reverend Jack Sparrow by scratchycat reviews
Have you ever wondered just why Jack impersonated a cleric of the Church of England; and why he remembers it so fondly? UPDATED: Chap 12: A Plan for the Pearl... Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,780 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 9/23/2003
Angel of Music by The Gilatas Monster reviews
Another Phantom of the Opera/Invader Zim story! The pinaist of The Mishler theater is suddenly given vocal lessons by a certain Invader who claims to be her 'Angel of Music.' She becomes the new prima donna then Dib jumps into the act and things get ugly.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003
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Operation: Princess Wife reviews
The history of Loki's terribly misguided attempts at love and friendship is both heartbreaking and cringe-worthy. That he manages to be successful anyway and win over the unlikeliest of people is nothing short of miraculous. Especially when it's all thanks to his spiteful, cantankerous wife. Features both slash and het, angst and humor, and plenty of Norse mythology.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Black Widow/Natasha R.
Phobophilia reviews
Phobias. Philias. A series of one-shots centered on fear and desire. Sometimes, they can be the same thing, depending on who you are. Crane/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - J. Crane
Paradox reviews
."You're a walking paradox." Exactly why Jonathan Crane hates Harley so much. Possible Crane/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Fear and Malice reviews
Three years before the Batman appeared, Dr. Crane met the newly-appointed Dr. Harleen Quinzel. It was the start of a twisted friendship, as well as glimpses of past events that shaped the darkness that lurks within them both.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,068 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - J. Crane
In Vino Veritas reviews
Apparently, for all his psychiatric brilliance and chemical know-how, Jonathan Crane knows nothing about alcohol. Including how much goes in to a Long Island Iced Tea. Hopefully, he won't do anything he'll regret. Possible Crane/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - J. Crane
Perfectionist reviews
He glared at her. "You're messing up my hair." Crane/Harley, one-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Enjoy Being a Girl reviews
Best friends do things together, like put on make-up, fix their hair, and go shopping. In drag. Well, Dr. Crane is in drag, albeit not willingly. But it isn't Harley's fault; she was just being a good friend. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Unfinished Business reviews
Dr. Crane didn't want to poison Rachel Dawes just because she was interfering with his deals with the mob. There was another reason, one that was much more...personal. Crane/Harley. A horror/humor/tragedy/romance.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Lights Out reviews
When the lights went out in Arkham Asylum, Dr. Crane received a visitor one night. And the next night, and the one after. He's used to it by now, but that doesn't mean he likes it. At least, that's what he tells himself. Possible Harley/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Here reviews
She had been There, knew what it was like. She was an army nurse in the hospital where they brought him, bearing a pretty face, sweet words, and a syringe full of blue. The story of how Max met Lizzy. Max/OFC
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Max C.
Twist and Shout reviews
“Yeah," Max said, "and after tickling each other ‘til we piss ourselves, we can have a topless pillow fight.” The promised tickle-fic. Max/Jude. One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
In My Soup reviews
Jude reluctantly shares his box of Animal Crackers with Max. Silly, fluffy boylove ensues. Also singing. And dancing. And horrendous Shirley Temple imitations. Slash, one-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
Rain reviews
Max never liked the rain. And after the war? It's almost impossible to bear. But it could be worse. At least he isn't alone. Max/Lizzy, OFC . One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Max C. - Complete
The Word reviews
Boredom is a terrible thing, especially for Max. When he suddenly finds himself with nothing to do, he begins to over think things like this so-called-not-really-relationship with Dizzy Miss Lizzy that he isn't in. VERY random one-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Max C. - Complete
Make It Better reviews
Max is a very ill little boy. Jude does his best to make it better and, in the process, realizes just how much he cares for his best mate. Max/Jude. One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
Part Time Lover reviews
But she was hot and she was available and she dug him, so it was good. He didn't see any reason why he couldn't have other girls on the side and still keep her. But it wasn't love. No way was it love. Max/OFC. One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Max C. - Complete
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies reviews
Realizing that special brownies suck, no matter how special they make you feel, Max decides to fix this and attempts baking. Jude, knowing that this can't end well, decides to help, which leads to...well...The story of Max and Jude's first kiss. One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
I Will reviews
With a bottle of whisky and the place to themselves, Jude and Max have everything they need for the perfect Boys' Night In. The bottle is drained, and things get interesting, but then go awry, leading Jude to contemplate this relationship. One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
The Little Flow'rs reviews
The Admiral had not been thinking as he handed over a still beating heart, mind filled with regret for the sins he had committed. Regret even for leaving that strumpet alone on Tortuga. Certain they would not meet again, he was eager to start life anew.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James N.
The Ring O'Bells reviews
The former Commodore had not been thinking when he sought out the services of one of Tortuga's many jezebels, the rum having diluted his mind as well as loosened his tongue. An unconventional Whorrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006 - James N. - Complete
A Footstool reviews
The tale of the ghost's lady and how she was thrown into a thrilling world of horror and sorrow where love is ever present but never returned. Entirely Leroux based with one sided EC, EOC, RC, and even OCOC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Erik
The Irked Opera reviews
ON HIATUS: A parody based on The Phantom of the Opera 2004 cuz it's funnier that way. With Dib as Raoul, Gaz as Mmme. Giry, the Tallests as the managers. And who shall play Christine? Moreso, who shall play the Phantom? Includes new, totally cheesy songs!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,500 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Zim, Dib
Sleeping with a Ghost reviews
A young woman finally fulfills the Phantom's deepest desire, and in turn finally lives every phan's greatest fantasy. Dreams become reality when Brielle becomes tangled in the winding sheets with the infamous Opera Ghost. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
Smoke Gets in Your Eyes reviews
Sequel to Home. Sands is still an agent, but the CIA isn't keen to keep him around. They test him, stationoimg him in France where he must keep a woman away from both the harm of the Mafia and his past. However, she dosn't make it easy for him.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 225,229 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
Marketing Strategies of Present Day America reviews
Taken from his own twisted POV, while grocery shopping, Agent Sands makes an interesting discovery about a certain beloved childhood icon: Shrek. That's right. SHREK. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
The Autobiography of a Troubled Soul reviews
In eleventh grade, Jeffery Sands was forced to write an autobiography for English class. Contains foul language, cutting classes, insulting teachers, spice conspiracies, infatuations with principals, and tall, sexy redheads. PreMexico fun for anybody who
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,290 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
The Long Way Home reviews
Whoever said that Sands was stationed in Mexico alone? No romance involved. Try family. Back in the USA, our favorite gov't official undergoes experimental surgery while coping with his sibling's own problems. Clearly, life has never been more unbalanced.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,988 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Complete