Maya Serena
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Author has written 6 stories for Phineas and Ferb.

I'm a Troper, and proud OF it!

I believe that it is a noble duty to uphold humor, proper grammar, and the definition of irony for all that is good and neutral. For Science! For Justice! For the Evulz! In the name of fanfiction!

I've recently started writing in earnest. I'm a hardcore Phineas and Ferb fan, but I'm stuck with the Disney Channel on basic cable. The P&F schedule is... erratic, to say the least.

I should start a petition to get the show put out as complete-season box sets. Who's with me?

I also love Girl Genius; Order of the Stick; Erfworld; Questionable Content; and many other works too numerous to mention.

I have an account over at deviantART. I'm known as Tetsu-neko there. (Maya Serena was already taken... dammit!)

My stories:

The Of Monotremes and Men series:

What Happens in Gimmelschtump: A father and daughter story, and of dealing with secrets and lies. Completed, with author's notes.

A Perfect Match happens after the events in What Happens in Gimmelschtump. In spite of the action/crime turn of events, it's also a story of love and how the choices we make affect it. My update schedule is now approximately one chapter every two weeks. The weekly updates were killing me, and the quality of the work suffers.

The Once and Future Platypus: Perry is dealing with his imposed humanity, his female doppelganger, his nemesis as brother-in-law... and he wants to go back to being a platypus. The conversion is possible - but he's suddenly seeing a certain redhead in a whole new light.

Stand-alone stories:

Everything's Just Ducky One-shot. Candace and Jeremy's relationship has died of natural causes. Now it's time for Albert to promote his cause; namely, to woo and win his fair damsel, Candace Flynn. Honorable mention (and the only one in English to make it into the Top Five!) in the deviantART "FanfictionPnF" community's Valentine's Day 2011 contest! Yes, I am inordinately proud of myself.

Therapy: Two lonely people meet in group therapy and bond over their common quirks.

What Happens in Gimmelschtump: alt. perversion: Alternate NSFW ending that negates the OMAM sequels. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach or closed of mind!

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Vincula Entre Vous by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
The tapestry at Grimmauld Place doesn't lie. When Bellatrix Lestrange catches sight of a new name on her family tree, a new path for her is set in motion. To go against the innocent of one's own family is to betray the family magic. To protect them is to strengthen it. With the introduction of a young, seemingly muggleborn girl, the House of Black is primed to once again rise anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 11/10 - Published: 1/3/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., N. Tonks
NOW HIRING by Angel of Hunky-Doryness reviews
Zeus finds himself in a pickle when he realizes exactly how much dedication Hades put into his job when the dead start wreaking havoc on earth with the god's absence. Left with no other choice, the thunder god must find a new underworld deity, or will Hades return just in time to stop the newest applicants? One of whom is willing to do anything to get away from her mother's shadow.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 334,932 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 6/30/2017 - Hades, Persephone
The Villain Wrangler Vol 2 by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
Sick and injured children asking to meet the super-powered elite isn't unusual when it comes to wishes, but when one of them asks to meet an infamous villain? Someone's got to take the job. Hopefully, they've all got a compassionate side...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,309 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 5/31/2020 - Erik L./Magneto, Sabretooth, Charles Xavier
A Shield of Man by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 3 of A Song of Metal and Marvels. Tony must finally deal with his hidden foe. The North stands accused. Daenerys gathers her forces to remake the world. Jon and Natasha find themselves in the tangled web that is King's Landing. Arya must decide where her path lies. Bran and Jaime will discover their destinies. And a legend of the past comes to reforge the Night's Watch.
Crossover - Marvel & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 490,109 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 4/14/2020 - Complete
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,908 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 11,086 - Follows: 11,168 - Updated: 11/28/2022 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
On the breeding of Direwolves, Dragons Stags and Lions (rewrite) by Karlandra reviews
AU: After the gods allow young Jon Snow to live through his fever Catelyn tries to do what she believes is the right thing and asks Ned to have the child legitimised, instead she learns a terrible truth. This leads to a series of divorces and questions about children's paternity which completely reshapes the landscape of Westeros.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,992 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/31/2021 - Published: 2/28/2020
Not Even Me by Cezille07 reviews
Sequel to "The Full Force of Time": There was only one truth now in Doofenshmirtz's world, and it was that he was finally, truly alone. By his side, Vanessa was helpless, unable to do anything, that is, until she sees Perry will never be really gone.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/15/2020 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
We Had Each Other by EsmeAmelia reviews
After the Battle of Exegol, Lando shares his memories with Jannah.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2020 - Han S., Lando C., Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Jannah - Complete
A Crack of Thunder by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 2 of A Song of Metal and Marvels. War grips Westeros. Tony and Jon protect the innocent, blind to the threats from the Iron Islands. Daenerys faces doom. Arya searches for the Brotherhood. Theon's destiny is changed. Tyrion struggles to maintain control. And the Others strength their power. But all will change when the gods return to Westeros, for they bring thunder with them.
Crossover - Marvel & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 350,456 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 3/28/2020 - Published: 9/9/2017 - T. Stark/Iron Man, Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S., Tyrion L. - Complete
Over Complexity is a Wonderful Thing by DasSchnabeltier reviews
All Phineas inteded was to tell Isabella how he felt about her... There are decently arguable reasons for the "T" rating.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,124 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/2/2019 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Security Breach by TheNerdGlaze reviews
A disgruntled IT worker on the Death Star finds out that Director Krennic is withholding information about the rebels' security brech from Grand Moff Tarkin. Blackmail leads to a reluctant alliance, to...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2019 - Grand Moff Tarkin, OC, O. Krennic - Complete
DoubleCrossed and Back Into the Fray! by DasSchnabeltier reviews
Three years after the Sixth Dimension was at war, a coup threatens to send it spiraling into darkness. Only Phineas and the Gang, along with a new ally can be sent in to save the dimension and restore balance. Includes epic battles! Phinabella and Femily.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,726 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 8/6/2010
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Interlude: 'I am officially the most comfortable goddess in existence right now.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 151,517 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Phineas and Ferb Chase the Dragon by I Want My Slaw reviews
Phineas and Ferb's trippiest adventures yet. Rated K-Plus for sex, drugs, and possible rock and roll.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 4/16/2011
A Man of Iron by Mr. Chaos reviews
Antony 'Tony' Stark is the arrogant cousin of Ned who made his fortune crafting weapons for the lords of Westeros. He leads a joyful life, doing what he pleases and leaves the politics to others. But when violent attack nearly ends his life, Tony decides to take action and creates a hero for the people to rally around: a knight known as Iron Man. Book 1 of A Song Metal and Marvels
Crossover - Ironman & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,751 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 3/2/2014 - V. Potts/Pepper, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, A. E. Stark/Tony, Jon S. - Complete
Ages and Maturity by Comment person reviews
"The more things change, the more they stay the same." My final Phineas and Ferb story. Rated M for a reason. Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh and Dan Povernmire own the copyrights.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,434 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Phineas - Complete
Frozen Hearts by sakume reviews
Hans begrudgingly returns to his kingdom to take responsibility for his actions. Met with ridicule and hate, and desperate to escape the memory of his haunting past, he takes on a journey to thaw the "frozen heart" he's been accused of, to seek forgiveness from a woman he never really knew, only to find an adventure he could not imagine. -eventual HansxElsa (T to be safe)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 198,631 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Highway Chile by Hollywood Grimm reviews
The Kurt Cobain of His Time? Ferb Fletcher is Dead At 27. The rise and fall of internationally adored band The Highlighters, and a glimpse into a relationship that is as beautiful as it is destructive.Eventual P/F.Rated for Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,489 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Scream by ShadowHawk16 reviews
One-shot based on an Avenged Sevenfold song, but NOT a song-fic. Set during ATSD. 2D Candace is captured during the mine chase and is being held prisoner. Not wanting to let this chance go by, 2D Doof takes advantage of the opportunity to break his enemy's resilient spirit. RATED M FOR A REASON! This contains violence, language and rape. Don't like, don't read. Sequel in the works.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Candace, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Perry All Alone by sebtled debt reviews
When Perry is told that he is being sent on the most dangerous mission ever, he questions everything that is going on around him. And when he is encountered by a mysterious shadow figure, he doesn't know where to turn. PLZ R&R Mystery/Suspense/Adventure
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,629 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Perry
A Case of Writer's Block by smallhobbit reviews
This is kind of from my perspective. Just a bunch of short stories I've typed up to help with getting over some writer's block I'm having. If it makes anyone else laugh, it's just a plus. I'm leaving it open just in case I write more of these.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010
Let Her Go by Cezille07 reviews
It was perfect. Their love had been more intense than whatever anyone had anticipated. Perhaps too much. Trying to be strong, Ferb resolves to set her free, knowing it was her happiness as much as it was his death sentence. ONESHOT.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
The Grave of Candace Flynn by Hcobb reviews
Who is buried in the grave of Candace Flynn? Candace is dying to know the answer.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Candace - Complete
Serendipitous Science Theater 3000 by I am the Poptart reviews
The boys and co. build a movie theater, which then gets shot into space by none other than the Dr. Doof himself. For his own amusement, he decides to send them cheesy movies. Exactly what you think would happen ensues.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011
Positronic Brains and Hearts of Iron by margaretthelibrarian reviews
Susan Calvin gives a lecture on the positronic brain, and a young astronaut just back from Mars has some questions.
I, Robot - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
Clockwork Albert by ratluck2 reviews
Albert is sitting in his office, pondering some things. Goes with my other work, "Danville Conspiracy." Enjoy!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Albert - Complete
Carpe Regnum by Danville Doom Patrol reviews
Lies, love, and the meddling of a powerful goddess come together in a life-shattering mix when a new world order, run by two unlikely con men, rises from the ashes of a fallen kingdom.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011
Some Like it Rough by Snark-N-Moon reviews
Perry has always gotten by on his cool and collected demeanor and his finely-tuned fighting skills. But what happens when sexual tension causes the ravenous animal within to emerge?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
My SemiAquatic Girlfriend by HelgaGP reviews
A mission goes wrong and Perry the Platypus finds himself no longer a platypus and no longer a him. To get back to his original self, Perry has to spend a week with his nemesis. DoofenshmirtzXPerry. It's slash, but not slash! Chapter 5 is up!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Completely Crazy Idea by 8711 reviews
Perry has this idea. This crazy idea. It involves a request to his nemesis. Takes place after Across the Second Dimension.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Perry - Complete
Father and Son by EsmeAmelia reviews
COMPLETE. An AU fic in which Anakin and Padme adopt baby Han. How will this reshape the destinies of the characters?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 101,415 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2007 - [Han S., Leia O.] Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Danville Conspiracy by ratluck2 reviews
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and the rest of the gang are 23-24 now, and all have gotten successful jobs on the Danville Police force known as S.T.A.R.S. But what happens when bizarre murders begin to happen in the forest? PxI
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,013 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
I Did See Her Again by ChronosAbyss reviews
What if Doofensmirtz had seen Linda again after that first date? Perry the Platypus is forced to listen to a rather disturbing back-story in which he learns the true relationship between Dr. D and the Flynn family. *Completed*
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Linda - Complete
I Know Where You Go Perry by FanficFemale reviews
Someone in the Flynn-Fletcher home knows the answer to that everyday asked question "Hey, where's Perry?"
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Perry - Complete
Never Forget by demidae reviews
Request fic. Slight spoilers for ATSD. One-shot. Perry and Doofenshmirtz have a little chat before Dr. D has to have his memory erased. Slight Perryshmirtz.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Dr Coconut by 8711 reviews
Perry has to deliver a message to Carl from Major Monogram...and is shocked at what he finds. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Perry, Carl - Complete
Phineas and Ferb BACKSTAGE! by Comment person reviews
The sequal-series to "Summer Belongs To You OUTTAKES"! Nothing belongs to me, and none of this is real, only in FanFiction. Copyrights belong to Dan Povernmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. I give credit to anything else that was used in this.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 115,719 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
A Moment Echoes by Lamentha reviews
Belle returns to Beast a moment too late, listen as the moment echoes through a castle, and see what becomes of them in consequence. For everyone who wishes Beast had never changed. I'm going to do my best to ensure that this is a fiction of quality.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,077 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Beast/Prince, Belle
The Wild West by Comment person reviews
The adventures in the West were wild, and this is one of them. The first Western Phineas and Ferb story. R&R and enjoy. I DO NOT OWN PHINEAS AND FERB, OR ANY OTHER CHARACTERS. Rated T for a reason.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,481 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
The Uses of Opposable Thumbs by GadLovr-Bites23 reviews
Perry, as it turns out, knows a lot about kisses.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Kulpo by Commander reviews
Vanessa's fights with her dad would probably last a lot longer if the guilt and remorse didn't go both ways. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Vanessa, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Evil in a New Way by Snark-N-Moon reviews
Poorly written Doofenshmirtz/Agent P comedic fluff fic. When Agent P is called in to foil Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil plan that somehow involves flowers, chocolate and cards, what will happen? The predictable.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
How to Earn Your Evil Princess Patch by Corencio reviews
Doofenshmirtz's latest plan, while highly unoriginal, puts all of Danville in peril... from a completely unexpected antagonist. And she wants Phineas to rule the Tri-State Area at her side... Strong undertones of Phinabella. Yay formulaic writing!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
Nightmare by Secret Agent G reviews
Ever wonder what Perry dreams about? You will now... Purely for comical purposes, and absolutely NO slash intended.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Secrets Best Left Untold by mostlyvoidpartiallystars reviews
Audrey Monogram is not your average girl. She's not allowed to go to school, have friends, or socialize with anyone at all. Oh, and her dad runs a spy organization. But one day, she meets the P&F gang, and all this changes, but with disastrous results... (Incomplete, and will most likely remain that way.)
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010
Mingled Sense and Nonsense by Commander reviews
When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Perry - Complete
Phineas is Busted! by spangladesh920 reviews
But it's in a good way. He finally spills the beans that he's not as oblivious as previously thought. However, someone hears every word and records it for later use. Rated to be safe. Ch. 9 is up!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,387 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
Agent Against the Agency by darkdemondog24 reviews
Major Monogram has crossed the line this time, and asks Perry to destroy his nemesis! Not having the guts to do it, Perry teams up with some unlikely friends to help protect his frenemy. NOT DoofxPerry.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,003 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
To Heaven, Wherever You Are by Cezille07 reviews
By himself, Ferb calls Phineas "Mr. Oblivious". Only now does he realize that this odd title was a blessing in disguise. ONESHOT, implied Phinabella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Second Skin by alexajaye reviews
Ten years after the events of the movie, an unforeseen tragedy and a strange-looking girl in the forest cause Jake to revisit the most important decisions of his life, and he makes a surprising discovery. Rated M for safety and later chapters. Complete.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 275,367 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Jake S. - Complete
The Epic of the Duel of Ping Pong by I am the Poptart reviews
After the boys make some changes to the local Ping-Pong Center, Candace ends up challenging another team to a duel. Oneshot. Read and review, please; I'm truly desperate. Now with an author's note!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Fever by Kissy Fishy reviews
Weird things happen when you're sick…
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Ferb - Complete
Abnormal Findings by one heart that stands alone reviews
Doofenshmirtz's scheme could actually work this time. when Phineas and Candace are affected from it. it's up to a talking Perry, Ferb and others to help them before time runs out. phinabella and jandace REEDITED
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,800 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Robot to the Rescue by Elennare reviews
Powell and Donovan are field testing JCB-3, a robot designed for rescue work on Mars. All seems well, but things rarely go smoothly for the famous duo and this is no exception.
I, Robot - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Don't You Just Hate That? by htbthomas reviews
Phineas and Ferb build a backyard carnival, Doofenshmirtz builds a Despise-inator, everything goes horribly and wonderfully awry... you know, the usual. Written for Yuletide 2010.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Dazed by Cezille07 reviews
Married for years, Vanessa never stopped feeling like she had to compete with Phineas for Ferb's attention. After the accident, tragic as it was, she was glad to have her chance...only, the "accident" wasn't all that it seemed.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Vanessa, Ferb - Complete
Snapshot by Cezille07 reviews
Both wanting to escape Danville, Heinz and Vanessa run away to Gimmelschtump. Maybe there they'll find the father-daughter bond they've secretly been longing for.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
To Every Bad Writer this Fandom has by Kissy Fishy reviews
Brace yourselves...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
A Brief Encounter by Quillified reviews
What if the woman you love couldn't know you existed, or the world would end? A very different approach to Unknown Guy's cryptic appearance. T for mentioned character death.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Candace - Complete
Discovering Affection by sunsetofdoom reviews
We had always known each other. But we had never before realized how deeply our feelings ran. We both discovered it at the same time, in the same place... In each other's arms.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ferb, Isabella - Complete
The Mysterious Book by DarkChao1663 reviews
Hiatus. Phineas and Ferb are cleaning up their garage when they stumble upon a book filled with some interesting items. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz is trying to find something very important but does not want to clean up his place. [Discontinued]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Phineas, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Age by Kaylover15 reviews
Funny how it seems that age doesn't matter anymore. When we were younger my 'friends' thought it weird I was "in love" with a 13 year old. Now that we are older, and he's grown so tall, most people actually think he's older than me.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
All That Matters by Cherazor reviews
In the darkness of the night, Phineas can't help but ask a question that has been plaguing him all day - doesn't it bother Ferb when he never seems to get the acknowledgment he deserves for the work he does on their projects? No pairings
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Afraid of Light by Cezille07 reviews
A poem-story about Doofenshmirtz and his odd fear of light. ONESHOT.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Sight by Cezille07 reviews
Doofenshmirtz and his blurry vision led to the Clear-inator. How does Perry help? ONESHOT.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
The Dream Maxim Origin Story by Amaryllis Zandanel reviews
Maxim dreams of his past after Old Man Death's granddaughter knocks him out.
Girl Genius - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010
Conversations by mouseagent reviews
Doofenshmirtz is questioning his life and role as a father. Perry is questioning his nemesis's increasingly strange behavior towards him. And the fact that he's reacting to it. Doofenshmirtz/Perry-Without any weird species changes.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry
Unexpected Results by Ytak reviews
A lab experiment gives Agatha some very unexpected results. And unexpected consequences.
Girl Genius - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Agatha H. - Complete
Family Reunion by demidae reviews
Doofenshmirtz family reunion, and Perry's being forced to tag along. But after an act by Roger, they come to realize that they've been more than frenemies for a while. Perryshmirtz oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Family by kairi morigan reviews
Oggie and Maxim discuss the meaning of familiar faces in Mamma's one night.
Girl Genius - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Fairytales by Commander reviews
Fairytales, across different times and places. One-shot.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Summer Belongs To You Outtakes by Comment person reviews
Outtakes of Summer Belongs To You! R&R, I dont own any of the characters in the story. Rated T for safety. This wasnt meant to be a story, just something funny I decided to make. Enjoy!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Keep Your Enemies Closer by demidae reviews
"The only thing predictable about love is its unpredictability" Perryshmirtz
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
The Full Force of Time by Cezille07 reviews
Monogram gives Perry his most difficult assignment, and slowly the platypus loses faith in the people around him. Unknown to him, Doofenshmirtz is ready to lend his good old friend a hand...one final time. COMPLETE.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
What the Heck Do They DO All Day? by Mortal Anonymous reviews
When the agents are out, just what goes on around HQ? Well today, Monogram's frisky and it looks like a good day to be Carl.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2010 - [Major Monogram, Carl] - Complete
Following Perry by Mortal Anonymous reviews
The kids all decide that today's the day they find out where Perry runs off to every day. Monogram decides Perry's coming into work whether he likes it or not, and Doofenshmirtz is afraid Perry might not loathe him anymore. What's a platypus to do!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Major Monogram, Phineas - Complete
Thanks for the Memories by Rebbeca Tennant reviews
sequel to The Other Under Cover Platypus worth reading that first before reading this. Having to spend 3 weeks with your nemesis is bad enough but now in THIS condition? This wasnt going well for Perry the Platypus at all. contains PerryxDoofeshmirtz
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
The Other Under Cover Platypus by Rebbeca Tennant reviews
Perry the Platypus has always lived in two scenes, one agent, one pet. So when a new almost familiar platypus joins the family things start getting interesting. But just who is this newcomer? it contains yaoi im afraid :D so dont say i didnt warn you!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Just Go With It by NarutoBlackmail reviews
Formally titled "Turn It Into Love". When Doofenshmirtz's new evil plan goes awry, Perry is unexpectedly turned into a human. The mad scientist agrees to help change him back but Perry begins experiencing new crazy hormones while around him. SLASH
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Perry the Teenage Girl by Requine reviews
Based off the episode where Perry switches bodies with Candice. When Doofenschmirtz is startled to see a girl in his laboratory, he gives in to his inhibitions.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2009
Snips And Snails And Platypus Tails by CrystalSlashlover reviews
A three-shot made for deviant art: Perry the Platypus's ultimate weakness, A Ball, one more to come! DoofenshmirtzxPerry! WOOT! First to get a slash fic in this category! Slash Yaoi reference to FlapJack. Do. Not. Own
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Across The Stars by Bohemian Anne reviews
A crossover between Titanic and Star Wars, in which Jack, Rose, and Cal exist in the Star Wars universe.
Crossover - Star Wars & Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,432 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Rose D., Jack D.
Senior Year for the Genius in Me by DZAuthor AKA DZMom reviews
Based on Lisa Yee's Millicent Min, Girl Genius, the summer is over and Millie's senior year has started. If you aren't familiar with the story but like the fanfic, why not read Lisa Yee's novels about these characters? Tags: Asian Chinese
Millicent Min, Girl Genius/Stanford Wong Flunks Big Time/So Totally Emily Ebers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Millicent M., Stretch - Complete
Agatha Heterodyne & the Excessively Hirsute Canine by Mollyscribbles reviews
It is a world ruled by mad science! Poorly. Only one person will stand to defend the innocent villager and abandoned construct alike – AGATHA HETERODYNE, GIRL GENIUS! In this adventure, Agatha must deal with a spider infestation. PUN WARNING
Girl Genius - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Agatha H., Zeetha - Complete
The Great Danville Cold Wars by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
For the silent one of the family, Ferb certainly keeps a lot of things to himself. This story is one of them.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
The Joker's Wild by jarec reviews
COMPLETE! Out of the goodness of his heart, the Joker comes to Jump City! And nothing will ever be the same once the Clown Prince Of Crime is done with our heroes...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 38 - Words: 85,308 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Into the Light by Bohemian Anne reviews
After the events of ROTJ, Darth Vader...now Anakin Skywalker again...appears to Luke and then moves on to greet those who have gone before.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
In the End by xKtynx reviews
This FF is rated MA. Enter at your own risk. “You’re my dirty little Mudblood…” “Tom… Take me Tom…” “You’re mine.” “I’m yours.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort
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The Once and Future Platypus - NOW ON AO3 reviews
Part Three of "Of Monotremes and Men". Thanks to Dr. Doofenshmirtz's bumbling Perry the Platypus is now Perry the Person. How far is Perry willing to go to back to what he was? And how will he deal with his new-found feelings for a certain teenage girl? ON HIATUS UNTIL TIME TRAVEL TANGLE IS TERMINATED
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Perry
A Perfect Match reviews
Part Two of "Of Monotremes and Men". Perry's mind has been copied into Dr. Doofenshmirtz's lover while a dangerous new villain is trying to take over the Tri-State Area. Rated M for graphic sex/extreme violence/profanity/drug use. COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,015 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Therapy reviews
ONESHOT. Comfort can be found in the most unexpected persons...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Candace - Complete
What Happens In Gimmelschtump: alt perversion reviews
Alternative version of WHIG with NSFW ending. RATED M FOR GOOD REASONS.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
Everything's Just Ducky reviews
ONESHOT. Candace and Jeremy have broken up, giving Albert the chance to woo his fair damsel... or is that Duckling? DA contest entry.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
What happens in Gimmelschtump reviews
Part One of "Of Monotremes and Men". Dr. Doofenshmirtz must go back to Gimmelschtump to attend to a family matter. Vanessa goes with him and they learn some unpleasant family secrets. Rated M for disturbed family stuff/coarse language/violence. COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
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