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Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock, and Avengers.

Constructive criticism always helpful, though I love hearing you guys like it, too :)

I am also Dozana on Tumblr and my blog will now mainly be about Romance, but not as we know It


Dozana

Also known as: Doza or DracoDoza (on deviantART I draw, too. Think Americanized anime style, I guess)

Meh. George Carlin is awesome; look up how he deals with hecklers! ... So, I write about several things, mainly Doctor Who (New Who, seen some Old Who) and Sherlock (BBC), though I've read and enjoyed the books.

I've enjoyed more things, but I don't tend to write about them. Stuff like the Discworld series, Artemis Fowl (Yes, I'm over 18 and still read these. What of it?), Firefly, Ai Ore!, Ghost in the Shell, True Blood, Ooku: the Inner Chambers, Game of Thrones, Inu X Boku Secret Service, Wet Moon, Otomen, the Devil and Her Love Song, Gravitation...

'Movies I like' would be a longer list. The Cat Returns, Avengers, Megamind, Captain America, Sherlock Holmes, Iron Man, Robin Hood: Men in Tights (TIGHT tights!), Mirrormask, V for Vendetta, Going Postal, Princess Bride, Watchmen, This is Spinal Tap. Hell, even Clash of the Titans (Yes, the remake. I just love Hades' wings!)

Background: Aspie in the UK. Soon-to-be Physics student at Uni. I read books like the Liar, I draw (usually manga), and I read articles such as non-earthly plants, how photosynthesis works in detail, and how solar flares might affect plant life. Quite plant heavy, there, but I like humans, too. With ketchup.

I am an active feminist, and anti-bigot. I believe (realizing fully how strong that word can be) that I should always work towards being a better person. I honestly could not care less which religion you follow, what you look like, or with whom you like to have sex, as long as you are nice to other people. Or at the very least, polite. Seven billion people here and we all have to deal with each other.

Although I should mention the disclaimer that I have days where I cannot even be polite to people, but it's usually specific to the person/people. Therefore, not generalized BS.

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The Science of Distraction by JennaEf reviews
Sherlock's and John's attemps of distracting each other... Or anybody else, for that matter. The series of one-shots. Disclamer: I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,626 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ties from the Past by Secrets.of.the.Wild.Rose reviews
There's a new girl in town holding a dark, secret past with both Bill and Eric. How does she know so much about them, and what is the secret to her strange control over them? Will Sookie be able to manage her jealousy and fear?
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,704 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Eric N., Bill C.
Dominoes and Dynamite by OperationBlackSheep reviews
When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,229 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Anarchy In The Jurisdiction by XxMildredxX reviews
Tony has a visitor who wants to drink away his problems with heavy liquor. It just so happens that Tony is an expert on drinking away problems, so together Iron Man and the God of Mischief get drunk, inadvertently leading to more... (Warning: Contains graphic sexual content and MPREG. No like, no read. If you know me in real life, please keep away from this fic.)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,589 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Behind the Closed Door by JennaEf reviews
Outside their flat, Sherlock is always leading, and John is always following. But everything changes the moment when the front door shuts behind them... Strictly bromance. Rated T for safety. Disclamer: do not own.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,336 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sex Therefore Tea by Captain Vox reviews
Dialogue between Sherlock and John discussing the merits of a sexual relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
De Veritate Unicornis Modernus by tepid sponge bath reviews
John Watson, a unicorn of this day and age, is trapped in a mortal body. Life as it is seems pretty pointless, almost unendurable, until he meets one Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective and very much a virgin. As pointed out by I'm Nova on , the title should actually be De Veritate Unicornis Moderni. Do forgive my work-in-progress Latin!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bound to You by Metallic Shadows reviews
AU - Sherlock is a famous musician in need of an assistant. He is arrogant, rude and is interested in nothing but his work. Will John be able to change that? Rated M for language and later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,847 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Lost Creatures by Affienia reviews
AU Loki Laufeyson and Tony Stark. Two men, both broken and lost. One chance meeting. Can they help fix each other or are they just lost creatures after all? Eventual Loki/Tony. Rated M for sexual references and possibly violence and self harm.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,693 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Dangers of Dating by verityburns reviews
Sherlock and John acquire a new client... with a very unusual problem. Stand-alone case-fic. Not slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Five Times He Just Didn't Get It by Makayla reviews
LJ Prompt: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "I'm a physicist; flirt harder." In honour of this wise bumper sticker, give me five times Tony flirted with or came on to Bruce and he. Just. Didn't. Get. It.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ticklish by Fagocytosis reviews
Tony discovers a little secret about the God of Mischief.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Muppet Show Episode 193 by ambiguously reviews
With Special Guest Star Loki!
Crossover - Muppet Show & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Complete
A Trickster's Guide To Wooing A Hawk by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
"Yesterday was Valentine's Day, but today is Valentine's Day, too!" "Yeah, you're totally balanced." Clinki, some Stony pre-slash, Blackhawk friend!ship
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki
Ice On Fire by JGRhodes reviews
Molly's been waiting for Mycroft to make a move, but sometimes a girl just has to take matters into her own hands. M for Mature. I MEAN MATURE. LIKE SMUTTY SMUTTY SMUT SMUT. Tasteful smut, but smut none the less.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Strictly Business by milverton reviews
Sherlock and John try out being "friends with benefits." It was nice, for a bit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,935 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Under Pressure by tsukinoblossom reviews
Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme: Sebastian Moran, in a fit of rage, makes Moriarty piss himself through his Westwood.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/15/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Enough by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John are experiencing a change in their relationship, and now the levels of sexual tension between them have risen to beyond what they can handle. How long will they last before one of them cracks and just takes what they want from the other?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Exception to the Rule by GinTsuki reviews
Moriarty isn't playing games anymore.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,363 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Discoveries by doctorcoffeeboy reviews
Eventual Slash. Sorry non-lovers. The story of how John and Sherlock fianally work out they like each other. And of course, it all starts with Sherlock falling ill.Mostly fluff, for now. No idea how this will pan out. Latest chapter has been re-posted.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
New Commitments? by jaijainagra reviews
Mycroft has a life-changing offer for John, one that Sherlock finds hard to accept. Pre-slash. Depictions of torture and violence in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shocking by CelebratoryPenguin reviews
Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Case of the Naked Consulting Detective by ellie.hell reviews
One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trench Coats & Leather Gloves by twilighteyes72 reviews
Sherlock is hiding something, John is determined to find out what it is. Using whatever means possible. Smut ensues. rated M for later chapters because its AWESOME & such
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Four Shame, Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
It's possible Sherlock may feel no shame. At all. Ever. John's still not absolutely sure about this, which is why the good doctor enjoys testing his lover's limits, seeing exactly how far he's willing to go.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 3,553 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Blue by TheShoelessOne reviews
On 1st January, 1920, John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes. Jazz Age AU, eventual John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Can You Help Me? by leesungyeol reviews
Jim Moriarty isn't a normal kid. He's tired and he wants to play games. And he might actually get his way for once, and perhaps not by himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,722 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper
The Rice Affair by Lady Dan reviews
"She's cheating on you, John. SH" John/Sherlock pre-slash, technically. Nothing romantic here. A story with a real plot arc, not a drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,740 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dear Jim by SaltwaterGarden reviews
Jim Moriarty has always been easily bored. But as he starts to understand the world, he finds that so much entertainment is possible. Boom.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Blind Banker! in 30 minutes by Milwaukee Meg reviews
Parody of the second episode. CRACK!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
The Curse of Kesha by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Mycroft wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. So does everyone else. Almost song-fic; crack. No slash, just crack and a Kesha parody. Rated T for safety. Possibly the longest fic I've written in a while. One-shot. Feel free to sing along.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Exceptions by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which Sherlock fears that what he and John have can't last and John tells him why he's an idiot. Part 4 of my series. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance/soulmate love.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love of the Extraordinary by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which John Watson finds himself in the curious position of being in love with Sherlock Holmes, despite his lack of sexual attraction to him. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John. Platonic romance/nonsexual soulmates.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Most Dangerous Game by chi-chi-chimera reviews
Serial Killer AU. Sherlock has never just played on the legal side of the law, and murder is just as fascinating however you approach it. But now he has John Watson to contend with. Still, he is a soldier. He has potential.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come Undone by mazarin reviews
Sequel to Come Into My Parlor, and dovetailed with Dark of the Alley. Read those first to understand this. John and Sherlock figure out the nature of their relationship. BDSM. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll Soon Be Naked by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
For a prompt for Sherlock and John and sexy times. Pure fluffy PWP. Sherlock runs out of clean clothes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Ever Ticking Clock by ifinallylearnthowtolie reviews
Before Sherlock had met John, he had tried to kill himself. He had, of course, failed, but how and why?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sherlock and John Dodge Several Romantic Tropes by Imbrii reviews
...Only to Fall Victim to One Anyway. John/Sherlock. In retrospect, he really shouldn't be surprised that they see each other naked long before they kiss. Everything with Sherlock is backwards or topsy-turvy, never following the set patterns.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
WoW by Black-fire Phoenix Wings reviews
John tries to keep Sherlock from shooting the walls again. Sherlock ends up addicted to a certain online game, and it ends up being the best the thing that's ever happened to both of them... wait, what? SH/JW slash!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Unfortunate Adventures of a Straight Man by OMGimprocrastinating reviews
It all started with a body. Then comes the cliched diversion tactic. Then comes the cut lip. BBC Moffat/Gattis-verse
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Where All Roads End by LeahxLeah reviews
It kills John, those smokey eyes that can see through everyone and everything in seconds, but are beyond mere human emotions. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Normal Needs by Reiya Wakayama reviews
Slash, post TGG , S/J, SPOILERS, The end of a case leaves John shaken and needing something he doesn't know he needed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Would You Like Me to Seduce You? by mazarin reviews
For a prompt on the kinkmeme: Mrs. Anderson knows her husband is cheating on her, so she goes out to find someone else as a form of revenge. She figures who better to have sex with to get back at her husband than Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Switching Places by WuHaoNi reviews
Sherlock is an Army doctor. John is a consulting detective. Done for the sherlockbbcfic lj community kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Unexpected Talents by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock ponders the myth that doctors have no business holding a pen. John twists his knee.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by A Benediction reviews
Sherlock resorts to a deeply reckless means to an end. When sickening consequences result, he realises he has grossly overestimated his own emotionlessness. Now John must take the lead. M for borderline non-con and language. Please read and review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Science of Deduction by ifinallylearnthowtolie reviews
Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 40,974 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Powers of Deduction by mia.cathreine reviews
Sherlock/Jim. Request. Rather short. Moriarty shows up without warning. Per usual. I think I might continue it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Wanted by mazarin reviews
"Would it help if I told you it's not what it looks like?" Followup to "Cheater." Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why Sherlock Holmes Isn't A Sociopath by novadiablo reviews
Sherlock's offhand outing of his sociopathic tendencies has been eating away at John, so he does his research and endeavours to prove to himself that Sherlock is no sociopath. Possible SLASH, will warn in authors note.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Things That Burn by Dollymop reviews
Sherlock/John. Sherlock's lust for John comes to a head at the worst possible time: in the middle of a strange and dangerous case. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,975 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Blowing stuff up by JennxDavis reviews
Following Moriarty around, set to Ke ha's song, "Blow".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - J. Moriarty
Of Madness and Madmen by thelittlebluepencil reviews
Sherlock thrives off adrenaline and danger. For that, Moriarty is better than everything else. Moriarty x Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
How Charming by RoxanneReluisant reviews
In which Watson loses his wits, gains them again, and then loses them very quickly. A brief Sherlock/Watson vignette. Warning: MalexMale content!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Good Golly, Miss Molly by mazarin reviews
"Leave it to Sherlock to get them involved in a blackmail and murder case that leads to private BDSM parties and way too much information about other people's sex lives." Slash, very, very mild BDSM themes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Lovely Morning by Dewfall reviews
John has had a long day, and when he wakes up the next morning, all he wants is a cup of tea. Of course, what is waiting for him in the ktchen is a certain criminal mastermind wearing printed pyjamas... Repost from Livejournal kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times John Watson Remained Oblivious by thriceandonce reviews
...And one time he didn't. asexual!Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Retirement by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. It's when John doesn't run as fast as Sherlock remembered that he first thinks the word "retirement".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Deaths in Sanford are No Accident by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
An idea, inspired by Jess, which never went away. Hints of 'homoerotic tendencies'. SherlockJohn. Attempted crack that became more serious than intended. Some references to Guy Richie's Sherlock Holmes, which I also do not own.
Crossover - Hot Fuzz & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Eye Opener by Jesse-Kips reviews
John has a dream which changes the way he views his and Sherlock's relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Keeping Occupied by SherlockMuser reviews
John finds Sherlock Taking cocaine, and decides to try to find an alternative to keep his mind occupied. T for drug use and there will be slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock and Mycroft's Wonderful Sitcom by Corrosive Moon reviews
Mycroft pays Sherlock a visit one fine day to speak to him about personal matters. Rated M for language and suggestive themes. No slash. Currently a oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Princes and Knights by Semyr reviews
COMPLETE When John Watson left his hometown for the capital of Baker Kingdom, hoping to become a Royal Knight, he had no idea that he'd find so much more there than a title; namely evil poisoners, damsels in not-quite-distress and a reason to live. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Love? by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
When Sherlock decides to commandeer John's laptop, he finds some decidedly interesting files... S/J slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Restless Pillow by CaffieneKitty reviews
John and Sherlock share a bed, or at least they try to. GEN, Conversation-format.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sacrifice by Catslynw reviews
Post The Great Game. Moriarty wants revenge after The Pool. He hits upon a unique and twisted way to get it. John/Moriarty. Asexual Sherlock. John/Mycroft one-sided in later chapters. Graphic description of dub-con.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,889 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Vino Veritas by Curreeus reviews
Sherlock and John celebrate New Years in a pub, which results in drunk shenanigans. ; Slash, contains m/m explicit kissing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Happy Place by Moony3003 reviews
Sherlock suffers a sensory overload. Rated T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hold on for your life by renrenren3 reviews
Somewhere there's an universe in which John Watson is living a quiet life. This isn't that universe, and this John Watson is in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2011 - John W. - Complete
heart in hand by faithunbreakable reviews
John Watson isn't sure why she's living with Sherlock Holmes. Or: The pulse of a human heart. Genderswap. Read the warnings. Post A Study in Pink. Gen
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Other Option by ZukiYuki reviews
Continuation from the cliff-hanger end in episode three. Sherlock/Moriarty Pairing. Contains old jokes, over reactions and of course, a hotel.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Not Exactly Prince Charming by thelittlebluepencil reviews
221B drabble. Enters Moriarty, sweet charmer of elderly landladys to get close to Sherlock .
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - J. Moriarty, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Knew It! by Megan-Sian reviews
Short one-shot in which, after having enough of his nosey big brother, Sherlock tell Mycroft EXACTLY what he and John got up to last night. M to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Moriarty Christmas by thelittlebluepencil reviews
Moriarty wants Sherlock for Christmas, and he can't very well ask Santa. He thinks of a plan. Jim/Sherlock one-sided
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
EQUAL by Little Mr Benedict x reviews
The first chapter of my first ever FanFiction! Sherlock and Moriarty meet in person for the first time, and Sherlock is surprised at what he gets. Definite slash and scenes of a sexual nature people! If it ain't your thing don't read it!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
When Harry Met Mycroft by ice illuser reviews
In which Harry accidentally assists Mycroft in making their two little brothers flatmates and somehow gains a creepy best mate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Harry W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Revenge by Xiah-sensei reviews
SLASH WARNING-ONESHOT- "Now," Sherlock murmured returned to his low, deep voice leaning in so his breath fanned across the doctors face. No need to raise his voice when his prey already looked like a deer caught in headlights. "Take off your clothes."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Men in Flats by Ditsypersephone reviews
John catches Sherlock doing something unsual in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mmmkff! by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock never shuts up; Mycroft knows how to fix the problem, with the help of Sherlock's scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Crap Telly by Divine Sally Bowles reviews
Sherlock/John slash. Sherlock makes an inquiry about the pleasures of kissing. John endeavors to explain.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's For You by Catslynw reviews
AU. One-shot. What might have happened if John hadn't stepped into that phone box at the beginning of ASiP? Just for fun.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2010 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Perfect Murder by thelittlebluepencil reviews
Sherlock commits the perfect murder. WARNINGS: angst, character death s , dark!sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
On Subtlety by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Freaks Here by EndOfThyme reviews
Sally realizes that an apostrophe makes all the difference. Sherlock can hear punctuation. Sally Donovan POV. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock and John get a cat by MissP2010 reviews
Where John gets a cat because he is feeling lonely, much to Sherlock's displeasure. But just what are Sherlock's real motives for hating the cat? Hilarity ensues...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lestrade's Lists of Terrible Things by lillyankh reviews
All the many things Lestrade has found out that he really, really wishes he never had. Two fics in one. Multiple pairings, all of them slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2010 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Being Persuant To The Human Condition by LimpBiskit reviews
First attempt at actual fic in this fandom. Will continue if there's interest.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Damn Good Shag by queendraconis reviews
A little drabble influenced by when Benedict Cumberbatch says 'A Damn Good Shag' on Have I Got News For You.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Number Is by Random-Battlecry reviews
The Fox. Six o'clock. A conversation happens. This could be more, if she wants. More than a shared workplace, and secrets, and an affinity for cats, and the fact that he's wearing her shirt. Molly/Jim. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Landlady, Housekeeper, Matchmaker by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
Mrs. Hudson decides to play matchmaker for her tenants. Mrs. Hudson's pov. John/Sherlock, very light slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes Picture Special by KitCatty reviews
John catches Sherlock humming, what music could Sherlock possibly know? Slight RHPS crossover, Crack!tastic
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Relationship with Sherlock Holmes by grannysknitting reviews
John wakes up married. Sherlock wonders what took him so long. Slash but not at all graphic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mrs Hudson From Next Door Got Unmarried Ones by SoullessShadow reviews
Filled prompt that asked for a loud Sherlock in bed with John and their neighbours telling them to shut up.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010
Of Chocolate Éclairs and Riding Crops by thelittlebluepencil reviews
Anthea leaves Mycroft in the office and goes out to lunch... to do naughty things. Femslash! Not much plot, either. Anthea/it's implicit but it's Molly Written for sherlockbbc fic for a very sexy photo of Not!Anthea.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Anthea, Molly Hooper - Complete
Perfectly Aware by Singalong reviews
Because I cringed for Molly. I really did.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Glass and The Floor by nyssa123 reviews
"Why didn't you call? Do you have ANY idea what I just went through!" Sherlock doesn't call John when the flat explodes. John is displeased. Written for the LiveJournal kinkmeme. Hard slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Korean Elections by thelittlebluepencil reviews
Inspired by a fluffy prompt on the kinkmeme. Mycroft dozes off on an armchair in 221B and Sherlock tucks him in.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
November Storms by Jennistar1 reviews
From the kinkmeme prompt: "It's ridiculous to sleep when the weather is this loud." J/S.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Coming out but pushed back in by SilverSmile reviews
The truth of Sherlocks sexual preference is made public and some people are less than impressed. Que. John sticking up for his best friend. Hints of slash. NOT for closed minded people!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your Heart On The Line by ZabellaCookie reviews
John Watson can forgive. He can understand. But he can't forget the feel of a violinist's hands on his skin. Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Lestrade. THE FINAL MUMFORDVERSE GUYS.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Cat and Mouse by drjohnmfwatson reviews
Jim Moriarty has Sherlock Holmes. What could they get up to?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Point Me at Lost Islands by Jessa7 reviews
John is guarded and protected more than he knows, but sometimes that just isn't enough. His world is blown apart by a madman, but put back together by someone entirely unexpected...spoilers for all episodes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - John W. - Complete
Chatroulette by ToniPrufrock reviews
Sherlock is in one of his bored phases. John decides that the best way to get him out of it is to follow Harry's advice and try out chatroulette. It soon takes the flatmates unexpected places... Slash warning
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Redundant by Cyranothe2nd reviews
Sherlock nearly gets himself killed. John gets angry. They both say things they might later regret.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Man in the Red Jumper by S A F A R I G U R L reviews
AU Based on the Little Red Riding Hood. John is sent on an errand in to the forest. There he runs into the big bad wolf. WARNINGS: Nudity and slashy content. No likey no ready.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hot Water by TurkFox reviews
Jim has an idea. With Sherlock distracted, now is the perfect time.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Moriarty
Prove it by MyPartnerInCrime reviews
Sherlock is convinced he can do pretty much anything. John is determined to prove him wrong. "Jumping off a cliff does not count as flying, Sherlock." "It does until I hit the ground."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
To Resist Temptation by PrincessNala reviews
Nobody can fully resist temptation. There was no rational thought left in Sherlock's magnificent mind now. Nothing but lust and insatiable thirst for the man beneath him clouding his ability to think. Vampire!Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
How to Entertain your Cellmate by InsaneMelon reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Devil's Trill by InvisibleSpork reviews
John gets annoyed that all Sherlock ever plays on the Strad is random screeching. Sherlock shows that he actually CAN play the violin, and play it very well. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Metamorphosis by ILikeToDie reviews
Sherlock knows John is attracted to him but the problem is, John doesn't. -Drabble that will be far longer fic soon-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Scientific Method by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Another silly 5 and 1. For Grown-ups. Sherlock/John. Been warned. Don't own, yada, yada.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by FiveHandsSixFaces reviews
The heating is off in 221b. John wakes up in his frigid room and can't go back to sleep until he's warm. Humorous one-shot. Some light slash Watson/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Lonely Doctors Club by Onedergirl reviews
Two doctors meet in a pub and find out they have quite a bit in common.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Martha J., John W. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fancy by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
The concept of liking someone else is not knew; but apparently it's hard to notice when you're emotionally reticent and have no social graces whatsoever. As a result of that when you find out someone fancies you Sherlock can't help but flounder.. One-shot
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Will Hold On Hoping by ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Lesson In Science by CatsbytheGreat reviews
While in Cardiff, Sherlock and Watson have run-in with a certain Captain in a bar.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Jack H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Submission by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
John is appalled at some of the things that are said about Sherlock and his relationship in fan fiction, the events and the conversation that follow do not help his case!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times John Tackled Sherlock by ZannaBQ reviews
... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by ZannaBQ reviews
Mycroft worries about Sherlock. A lot. Sherlock/Dollhouse crossover. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Within by Artemis-M reviews
Short character study. Sherlock is lost in contemplation. When he resurfaces, he finds something is very wrong.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sick and Tired by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
Sherlock wants to kill someone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kid in a Candy Store by Fialleril reviews
"I'm very disappointed in the adult world, John. Your brains are even more infantile than I'd thought." Asexual!Sherlock and mortified!John in a sex shop, by request.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Murdering John Watson by Cloasse reviews
Not quite the humorous side of our Unidentified Female Officer this time - what happens when she finds herself following Doctor John Watson instead of Sherlock?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Weep Little Lion Man by ZabellaCookie reviews
It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
A cup of tea and a mystery by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Kiss With a Fist by butterflye reviews
In which Sebastian is drunk, Sherlock is surly, and a fight ensues. Sebastian/Sherlock, university era. SLASH. WARNING: Whump. And Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Any Time At All by Roach Patrol reviews
It hadn't been a brilliant plan, or a complicated plan, or even a particularly devious plan. The only thing was that it was a plan that had actually worked. Roberts!Master/Eighth Doctor, AU of 'The Enemy Within'
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - The Master, 8th Doctor
Subtleties by 7percent reviews
SH/JW. The little details never get past Sherlock, no matter how strategic they may be.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's Not About Pasta by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
As I missed Lestrade in "The Blind Banker", I decided to write this. John has another date, and Sherlock is left wondering why. He goes to the only other normal person who will speak to him to find out. Sherlock/Lestrade
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
3patchproblems by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries out twitter. Disaster ensues. Crack, implied Sherlock/John. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chess with Sherlock by Emmylou reviews
Rory and Amy want to meet Sherlock Holmes. They can't understand why he seems to think they're talking about a fictional Victorian detective. He can't understand why they think Sherlock Holmes is real and living in 2010.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
Nice Things by may flyer reviews
Occasionally, even the Master gets to have nice things.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Golden Couple by xXDonnaTylerXx reviews
His plan was foolproof, a perfect way to get back at the Doctor by using the woman he'd lost... He just never imagined that along the way, she would come to mean so much to him as well. Master/Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - The Master, Donna N.
The Trouble with Sonic by Toramaru reviews
The Doctor 10th and The Master bond during the Harold Saxon escapade. Mild bondage and torture in a way but it's all consensual. And there's a sonic screwdriver? Complete unless ppl want a sequel, let me know.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
My Lord and Master by gottalovett reviews
basically a two chapter character study of the Master/ Lucy's relationship and my take on how the master survived.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - The Master, Lucy S. - Complete
A Change of Plans by CornGold reviews
The Master tries to take over a planet, the Doctor tries to stop him--they find something better to do instead. Slash, PWP, though with no explicit sex; Five/Ainley!Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - 5th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Mistaken by LostOne125 reviews
Eric/Bill. Season 2 Episode 2:"Keep This Party Going." Just an idea that came to me after I saw the episode where Eric and Bill are in the clothing store.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Eric N., Bill C. - Complete
I'm Effing The Master by Madame Seabush reviews
The Doctor decides to tell the truth, confession via TARDIS video. Not particularly Rose/Doctor friendly. Semi-Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Honey Trap by Madame Seabush reviews
So, I said to myself - if they can do it to Sam Tyler, why can't I with the Doctor? Drabble. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
All Tied Up by Madame Seabush reviews
The Master finds the Doctor in a compromising situation. Drabble. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
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Romance, but not as we know It reviews
Loki is up to his old tricks. Constructive criticism appreciated.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
Spontaneous Interactions reviews
Sherlock asks Moriarty an important question. It doesn't catch him off guard. Then comes the next case. Mid-/post-TGG, Rating may increase, not past T.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Mary Freeman
Read "Write a Bad Romance" by OperaGoose, as this is a fanfic of that fanfic. Just... it makes sense once you read it; now get to it!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
School Days reviews
Sherlock POV in class. Thoughts on other students. One-shot, eloquent rant.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Hammer reviews
It's hot, so Sherlock's gone to get ice. John needs to fix the door and can't find the hammer.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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