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Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

Without me,

It's just Aweso

I like to think I can catch wind and put it in my pocket- but that's just who I am! :)

I love:

-To sing... preferably off key to annoy people

-To dance... 'Cause I can

-To joke... What's life without laughter?

-To write poems, I can rhyme, time, lime, d-drime?... see :P

-To play sport -No, To dominate in sport!

-To exercise... does running like an idiot count? I think it does.

-To plank, err... do I need to explain that one?? :o

-To smile, because you never know who's looking :)

-To laugh because my lungs need a work out too!

-To skip because it gets me places

-To dream, everyone needs something corny in their profile :P

-To make friends. Who doesn't?

-To ruin moments. You will understand if you have ever met me.

-To try and play an instrument, what can I say, ears bleeding is a sight to see :)

-To think because my brain is exceptionally large for a person my age. I wish that was true... and back to dreaming again :P

-To be creative, 'cause 'maths' isn't one of my many qualities

-To be original. Since we are all unique in our own way, why copy others?

-To have shit-loads of fun. 'Cause you live once ;)

-To be me. Because I said so


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be prude
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I go to an EXPENSIVE SCHOOL so everyone there must be STUCK UP ASSHOLES
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and ride to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Labels are just labels. They're not who you are.

My Characters

(Karma's a Bitch)

(My life in a straightjacket)


(Find Me!)


(Behind the Imprint)

'Everyone always feels protective over those who don't fight, and feel they must fight for them. Why does no one realise that if we were all like those we feel protective over, there'd be no need for violence?'

Spoken like a deep, deep ocean :)


I do not own anything you recognise, Twilight or Maximum Ride. I am not Stephanie Meyer nor James Patterson.

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Green Eyed Monster by sphinxs-legend reviews
Audrey Potter hates the technicalities that constantly drag her into trouble with her twin brother, Harry. But when she finally starts to prove herself by crawling from behind her brother's overbearing shadow, she begins realizing that it may have been better to just stay hidden...eventual Draco/OC, otherwise cannon. Starts in GOF, now uploading DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 1,158,712 - Reviews: 3160 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [OC, Draco M.] Harry P., Fred W.
That Moment When by thestupidgenius1123 reviews
That awkward moment between birth and death. Fax. Collection of one-shots. [Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride. All rights reserved to James Patterson. No infringement or copyright intended.]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,887 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Max, Fang
Love Got In The Way Of What Wasn't Meant To Be by Fire Fay reviews
As a member of the Golden Trio, Daria McVey is meant to be Draco Malfoy's enemy. When they get a glimpse of their future, they have to decide if they will let it define them or if they will fight against it. What will she do if the future shows her what it is she doesn't want to see? Story does not follow books. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 83 - Words: 173,851 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 5/11/2013 - [Draco M., OC] Blaise Z., Luna L.
Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Ultimate Decision by LucyLizJones reviews
When a beautiful new student arrives at Hogwarts, Draco is more than a little curious. But will his family and his prejudices stand in his way? Or will he overcome them to seek his true love? DRACO/OC. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Draco M., OC
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Frost by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Losing someone close to you can be devastating to anyone. When it's your own child, it can make you go crazy. But Fang's not crazy. He's not. At least that's what he keeps saying. There're more important things to worry about anyways, they keep telling him. The past is the past. It's time to move on. How can you move on, though, when a part of you is buried under the ground?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Max, Fang]
Like Madmen by Dawn-Of-Indescribable-Colors reviews
Malfoy's got only one way to stop the pain-and that's with more of it. In his 7th year at Hogwarts, he orchestrates a sort of fight club, for the male Death Eaters in Slytherin whose arms won't stop burning. Little does he know that one girl will work her way into the seams, and not only fight like a man, but beat his heart black and blue. Some pain, however, is pleasure...RATED M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,531 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Draco M., OC]
Under Their Watchful Eyes by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max and Fang take some time to themselves on the island to be alone. However, it seems like they never are. Post-Nevermore. Voyeurism and self-exploration are heavy in this story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Max, Fang]
Hunted by Aleena Kiwiana reviews
When Mckenna arrives in La Push she's scared, alone, and sure that life couldn't get any worse. What happens when she's thrown head first into the world of pack? Has she run far enough to escape the monsters hunting her? SethXOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,475 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Seth, Leah
Signs of Happiness by Lakshyarahita reviews
See the flock giggle, chuckle, and half-smirk -or whatever you call that thing Fang does- drabble by drabble. Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 21,876 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010
Obvious Choice by McKennaBlack reviews
Claire has a wolf as a best friend and a boyfriend she adores. When she finds out the truth behind her relationship with one of them she has to make a decision that may push the other away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,064 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Mistakes Unmade by bronco-babe-82592 reviews
Set about four years after MR3. Max goes into near depression without her best friend, basically. Been working on it for a while and finally decided to post. Still writing. First time posting story, but not first fan fic. Enjoy and review, please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,474 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Fang, Max
Beautiful Things Unseen by greenschist reviews
The five most important kisses in Asteria's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Not As Innocent As You Thought by maximum-boob reviews
"I think someone just went from being the seducer to being the seduced," I breathed heavily in his ear. "You can't seduce a blind guy...I'm un-seducible and you're too innocent." "Is that a challenge?" I asked with a wicked grin. Eggy. Two-shot or more.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Iggy, Ella
Soulmate by alternativeaccount reviews
A re-do of some of the more... cliche MR plots, in my style; whilst trying to avoid falling into the traps laid out for me by other authors. Has an actual plot. Incluces lemons, limes, and plenty Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Max, Fang
Countdown to the Showdown by FunOne007 reviews
-Itex failed. When initiating the Bisect Plan, the virus used accidentally wiped out everyone ages 16 and up. Meanwhile, it seems there's no more world left for Max to save. Or is there? Nothing is ever as it seems...- Fax, but realistically. Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Max, Fang
Forever by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Fang asks Max a huge question. Max isn't quite sure. T for minor swearing. Originally a oneshot, now a twoshot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Seeing Stars in the Dark by Dreams-of-Oompa-Loompas reviews
Max finds herself in a normal life. Except she remembers everything, and no one else does. Not your typical 'Normal Life' story! VERY AU, FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Fang, Max
Quil Ateara and the Impossible Claire by sockyferret reviews
In her senior year of high school, Claire is realizing she may have more feelings for Quil than just brotherly love. From Claire's POV. Rated T for language, some sexuality, and excessive use of sarcasm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Wish We Were Older by Nightmarishx reviews
Fax. Smutty, lemony goodness. Max and Fang's awkward first time. In the cave when Fang is trying to convince Max to settle down. My first attempt at a smut story- R&R? It's not TOO bad.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Date Night by BirdG reviews
While out on a date with his wife, Draco Malfoy runs into someone from his past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
When Sparks Fly by blackwolf412 reviews
Okay. I didn't ask to be genetically altered while I was in the womb. I didn't ask to be brutally attacked in some Chicago alley. I didn't ask to run into six other mutants. But it all happened anyway. So here goes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,374 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Becoming You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part one of Our Eternity trilogy. While escaping from the School, Max and Fang discover two strange experiments-- their children. Will the kids pull them together or push them apart? FAX. T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Drabbles by turquoise.seas reviews
--Fax-- Warmth, Reverse
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
A Collection of Drabbles by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
A collection of mostly Fax drabbles. All kinds- humor, fluff, angst, drama, and everything else. Also includes other characters, themes, etc. Please read and review! T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Newlyweds Game by Person95 reviews
After Max and Fang make a mistake of pretending to be married to stop the flirtatious glances, they get roped into playing in the game show "The Newlyweds Game"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Max, Fang
Blindness Doesn't Matter by BadgerInMySoup reviews
There were many things Iggy couldn't do. There were many things he could do. But blindness or no blindness couldn't stop the feelings he had around Ella. He was in love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Not So Bad by Lucy Pryde reviews
Claire writes a letter to Quil, but it's not what he expected at all. QuilxClaire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Hold the Blackberry! by Amarynthis reviews
Forced to leave behind civilization, Magdalene must brave the rugged terrains of Washington for a Summer of Hell. However will a certain werewolf by the name of Seth change that? More importantly, can this city girl live without a mall? M just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Seth - Complete
Heaven Help Us by miserable.fate reviews
Things have been going great for the flock, especially after they finally saved the world. But then Max and Fang make a mistake that will lead to a consequence of their actions. Rated T for mild sexual content!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,101 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008
Honeymoon War by Tears of Constantine reviews
Max and Fang in there honey moon have a large disagreement. Max wants to have kids and Fang is bent on using Protection. Know Max has turned it into A full game of love and war to tempt Fang to let down his gaurd. Rated very high T for sexual refrences.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Fang, Max
Blizzard Heart by Tears of Constantine reviews
Max goes to go find food for the flock in a total white out, with Fang.Then they are caught by a Avalanche then there stuck in the same snow cave together. As Max goes crazy with worry,Fang might be using the situation to his advantage. To win her heart
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Adrenaline Rush by Spirited Heart reviews
Max and Fang inexplicably get stuck in an elevator, and when you're in an elevator, there's not much you can do besides.......
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
A Chocolate Kiss by XxVampireluvaxX reviews
“Were you flirting with me? On the floor?” Fang asked slowly. “Oh no, whatever shall we do?” I mocked, my eyes widened in horror. FAX One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Fifteen Years Gone by tanyart reviews
Saving the world is more of an obligation than a passion. Duty; not pleasure. Destiny; not choice. Maximum Ride unexpectedly finds herself fifteen years into the future during her Antarctica escapade. She has doubts. The future never included her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,155 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
The Playlist by piperchick reviews
Max discovers a secret of Fang's on his computer. FAX changed TWO SHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
A Little Spat by restart reviews
Max and Fang have a little spat. It starts with a fight and ends with a kiss... well kisses. It's just a cute Fax one shot. T for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2008
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Drinking for Confidence reviews
A dreary night turns into something a little more unexpected when Fang winds up drinking. Maybe a little more than he should. Let's just say that alcohol and Fang don't mix.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Fang, Max
Life's a Bitch reviews
Unfortunately, the 'Karma's a Bitch' series have been mysteriously deleted. This is a continue on from chapter 11 of Life's a Bitch. Sorry for any inconveniences! xxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Seth, Paul
Surprises of Life reviews
Cliche? I think so. Plenty of FAX. Two years after MR: MAX and Max feels on top of the world... until she finds herself buying pregnancy tests. An over-used story of how Max tries to deal whilst trying to keep her cool Rating may change to M
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Max, Fang
The Sky Is The Limit reviews
ONE-SHOT. Fang doesn't realize how much Max is affected by him. Even if he becomes seriously injured...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Awkward! reviews
A cliche one-shot about Nudge discovering a certain site that you're on right now. That's right: The flock find FanFiction! :0
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Max - Complete
Refusing to Cry reviews
Stuck in a room with a person Max thinks she never wants to see again, may just be the person she can't stop thinking about. The same person that can help her- even though she doesn't realise she needs to be saved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Max, Fang
Flock You! reviews
A rival flock was created years ago- And now they've finally come out of hiding. Stronger and better then ever they are here to destroy the flock... and the entire human race.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Max, Iggy
Capture reviews
After being kidnapped by strange birdkids, I realised I needed to sort through my jumbled up brain and answer a few questions that would sound reasonable at a time like this. 1: Why do they have strange names? And 2: How the hell do I get back home!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Iggy
My life in a straightjacket reviews
"I'm telling you, I can turn into a giant wolf!" I screamed at Dr Monroe. He rolled his eyes, "Mia Uley, get back into your room!" He said gesturing to the padded room. The story about the crazy life of the missing pack-member. PRE NEW MOON
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sam
Vengeance reviews
Jim-Jams! Happy late-Birthday! After Aro's reign and declaration of the murder of the many wolf packs- he didn't realise the trouble he's caused when one lone wolf survived. He's ruthless and out for blood. Vampire blood. And he's heading to Forks...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Find Me! reviews
They're created to be heroes, they're made to save the world from evil. "EW! Kay- you're gross!," "If you mean grossly amazing, then yes Kiki, I am indeed gross." Ok... maybe not all of us are cut out to be heroes, but we can still try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,636 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Embry, Seth
The story about another wolf pack that live the exact same lives as our favourite wolves except the outcomes are different. The other pack is now under the command of the Volturi as their own personal guard dogs. Can a certain Cullen save their lives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Quil Jr., Paul
Behind the Imprint reviews
Every imprint is different. The whole concept of the connection changes a person's qualities- to make them a stronger wolf, a better person. What if imprinting worked both ways? Meet Cassie: who needs a serious personality check- can the imprint save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Embry
Max who? reviews
One-shot. Waking up in a unfamiliar room is one thing but waking up in a room with a bunch of strangers is a whole lot of cabbage.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
What Paul wants, Paul gets. So when he imprints on new girl, Nicki Summers, he commits himself to making her his. So why is she resisting the imprint, and what exactly is so special about her anyways? STARTS AFTER NEWMOON
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Paul - Complete