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Joined 10-28-10, id: 2593465, Profile Updated: 05-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Junjō Romantica, and House of Night.

About me? I don't know if I'll have alot of free time so updates are really random unless you're warned in advance. Oh and I'm a bit (read: extremely) lazy so that could contribute too. I take requests! (As long as I know the story/movie/book/etc. and the characters) Anything else? Music is my passion. I become depressed without it and I like songs from every genre (that I've heard of). I'm terrible at these things so I think I'll leave off here. Bye! -W,W,W

Quotes?

Friend; -walking in slow motion-, Me; "What the hell are you doing?", Friend; "Walking slow. You should try it, it makes people really mad!"

-Reinventing the wheel to run myself over.

-Him, "Why is snow cold?" - Me, "Really man?"

"We're women we can handle it. Women handle a lot, like heels." "And babies." "Heels and babies."

Notices?

- I have a lot of new ideas for stories like Death Note, House of Night series, Harry Potter, and of course Junjo Romantica. When I get around to typing them... Eh. Hopefully soon!

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The Figurehead of Queer Justice by Perdue reviews
A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,913 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/12/2011 - John E., Dave S.
The ABCs of Suggestive Themes by WhiteCeramicRose reviews
To prove that any word can be suggestive, from the obvious, to the not-so-obvious… Rated for sexual themes. Haruhi & Kyoya, an ABC prompts list. Prompt 19: S is for Stockings.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,202 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - [Haruhi F., Kyōya O.]
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
The Circus Bard by SweetToothed-Austrian-WannaBe reviews
A Gam/Kat Oneshot. Where Karkat is dragged to the circus by so called friend Sollux, sneaking out he finds himself alone with one of the circus Acts. The Bard.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
The Sweet with the Bitter by Alexia Featherchild reviews
While getting prepared for the upcoming exams for entering a University, Misaki has a run in with another young exam student... and Misaki being in need of a tutor badly, sees the perfect scores of the other and one thing leads to another...
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,421 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - [Shinobu T., Misaki T.] [A. Usami, Y. Miyagi]
Sugar Free by eggjam reviews
"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." AU Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Hitmanstuck by SirJoshizzle reviews
It seemed that in Terranos, everyone moonlit as a hitman. Assassins dressed in finely tailored suits and dresses stealthily carrying out their clients' deadly wishes. One such John Egbert, a seemingly unsuspecting prep school student and son of a wealthy businessman, was a testament to that. But what was wrong with killing? Everyone had their reasons. AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012
The Other Side of the Heart by cul-de-sac reviews
There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. But with care the other side of the heart can be guided toward life.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,844 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
The Portrait by Hikari-Sora1 reviews
Autumn lingers in the air still. Arthur feels his muse slipping and Atsuki has nothing better to do. Why not model for the artist? In doing so both men find an attraction to each other like no other. Rated M for safety and sexual themes
Lux-Pain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Atsuki S., Arthur M.
I Still Like You by Obiwanakin reviews
You'll be surprised by the good things that can happen to lame people. DaveJohn
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Let it Be by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
Eduard didn't think it was possible for the Korean to like him back. He was a sad, sad nerd after all. University AU. Kink meme de-anon. M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Estonia, South Korea - Complete
Soma and Agni Tales by Salome Sensei reviews
A yummy collection of Soma/Agni ficlets. Fluffy yaoi. Adults only.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Prince Soma, Agni
Subtleties by MistressKiko reviews
Maybe... tomorrow. Maybe he'd tell Dirk how he was feeling about all this tomorrow. FLUFF.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Penitent by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
Kyouya knew there was nothing he could say that would change the way Tamaki thought of himself.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Puncture The Roof and Set Me Free by KirstenTheDestroyer reviews
When a dinner gathering goes wrong, John and Karkat will have to put aside their sticky past and learn to deal with each other, if only just for the night. Humanstuck
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Silk by MistressKiko reviews
Yes, John Egbert was Karkat Vantas's boyfriend, and there was no way in hell that was going to change. But the fact remained that John still loved women. HUMANSTUCK.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Close by amberpire reviews
"Please don't blow yourself up while I'm gone." ;Dean/Seamus;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Room Four by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. "Draco's a ghost, so Harry doesn't know what his problem is anyway." Written for the HPdarkfest on livejournal - WARNINGS DETAILED INSIDE - PLEASE HEED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,726 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sex and Biscuits, Coffee and Thongs by Madarao The Authoress reviews
This is a collection of drabbles. It's to get these ideas out of my head so that maybe I can work on my other stories without these guys eating at my mind. Mainly RoyEd. It will be added to, even if it's set as Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 21,783 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Comic Book Romance by Abbykinz813 reviews
I found myself gripping his hand tighter, no longer even bothering to fight back. My mind was a jumbled mess of 'get off of me' and 'please for the love of god don't stop'. AU. Human Tavros and Gamzee. Rated M for obvious reasons o3o
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
FrUk 100 Theme Challange by SovietChick reviews
100 chapters for our France and England. Rated M for England's cussing and France's being French. Human names used. Also, chapters get better as time goes on. Constructive criticism is loved!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - France, England/Britain
50 50: Starfighter 100 Challenge by Jinhito reviews
Starfighter is an original sci-fi yaoi comic by HamletMachine. This is a collection of 100 drabble challenges for both main characters. Each submission has its own individual notes and rating.
Starfighter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009
Of Mice and Magic by Dark Satanic Mills reviews
"So you have a brilliant plan to get Albie into bed, except he's probably straight, and even if you get him there you won't know what to do with him?" When a sexy/desperate Slytherin comes to a painting asking for help, what's a girl to do? AS/S slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Symphony by amberpire reviews
His hair is black and white like piano keys and Soul wonders what his music sounds like. ;Soul/Kid;
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
The Summer of Singing Cicadas by xblkdragonx reviews
China is giving serious consideration to cutting his hair after being told it makes him look like a girl. Russia is vehemently opposed to the idea, and decides to convince his lover that he's manly and that his hair is too pretty the snip off.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/20/2011 - China, Russia
My Pet by obsessive-fanfic-reader reviews
Gaara has had only one master before he's sold to another. His last master wasn't the best to have for his first but he can't undo the past. But will his past make his new masters give him up? GaaxNaruxSasu OroxGaa KakaxIru yaoi rape bdsm toys shota
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,019 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Bribery by Nanaki BH reviews
Gakupo/Kaito - Gakupo learns that the fastest way to get Kaito to do what he wants is to tempt him with something he wants.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Kaito S. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Death and Chocolate by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
The first time Vash ever saw the kid was during a diplomatic visit to the United Kingdom. Hetalia kink meme de-anon. Switzerland/Mello. M for a reason.
Crossover - Death Note & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Mello, Switzerland - Complete
An Imperfectly Perfect Christmas by acciodoxycide reviews
Scorpius and Al have been dating for five years, and are living together in London. Scorpius and Draco don't exactly get along, but Scorpius still gets invited to the annual Malfoy Christmas party. Champagne-induced chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Shinoburu Koto by Saucery reviews
Professor Miyagi is a literary connoisseur and a very, very bad man. A lyrical, unsettling and morally suspect portrait of one of the most complex characters in Junjou Romantica, and of his relationship with an underage boy.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
Cheers To That by Capricornus152 reviews
Alcohol at a wedding leads to new experiences and old re-awakenings. VK/NL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Viktor K., Neville L. - Complete
Fahrenheit 451 Centigrade J by Cyrelia J reviews
De Anon from the kink meme. A brief behind the scenes of a fictional 2011 world conference. America loves it when Japan talks dirty to him- among other things. Smut. Japan/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - America, Japan - Complete
OverStepping Boundaries by skyemeunet reviews
KyouyaxHitachiinTwins threesome. The twins and Kyouya start a sexual affair. Hikaru finally agrees to let Kyouya take Kaoru for the first time. Warning: Dirting talking on Kyouya's part! And fairly descriptive lemon!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
In Gentle Pursuit by electromagenta reviews
When Suguru starts thinking about university as an alternative to the band, Hiro sets out to convince him to stay. Hiro x Suguru
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hiroshi N., Suguru F. - Complete
Crawling Towards the Pillowcase by AiriKatsu reviews
#3 of WWII One-shots: It's over, and Canada has better things he can think of doing than licking his wounds. The first thing on his list of priorities is going to see the person who's been waiting patiently for him since the war began. Cuba/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
More than Zero by Lady Syndil reviews
Youji and Natsuo, things start changing for them once they met Soubi and especially Ritsuka. Rated M for a reason.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
Purr, Kitten, Purr by Cat In My Fridge reviews
-"Cats," Sebastian said, a loose smile around his face that didn't reach his eyes, "have no souls." A Sebastian/Pluto fic that is at heart a Sebastian/Ciel story, and also the most evil thing I've ever written.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sebastian M., Pluto
But a Humble Servant by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Ciel had always thought of love and sexuality as human enslavement. He'd been right. Sebastian x Ciel. M for sexual content involving a minor. Updated.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Mirror, Mirror by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Isn't it ironic that mirrors that have cracked and broken are the ones to gleam the most brilliantly of all? Sebastian x Ciel. Rated M for sexual content. Non-shota.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Repercussions: The Little Lion and the Serpent by Damien J. Frost reviews
“You are a fraudulent charlatan, Colin Creevey.” Colin spun around, only to discover there was nothing there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Blaise Z., Colin C. - Complete
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Comfort Me reviews
Jack has been having terrible nightmares as of late. This one however seems to be the wrost so far. It's up to Damien to comfort him. But who will comfort who when his worst nightmare becomes reality.
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Jack T., Damien M. - Complete
Its really Sumisempai's fault reviews
Misaki's present to Usagi wasn't taking the initiative. Which he does. So then what is it you ask? Its a surprise, of course! Warnings; malexmale sex, implied crossdressing.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Once again reviews
Shinobu and Nowaki are in the same bar when they notice each other. Shinobu's there to get laid and Nowaki's not really sure why he agreed to join Tsumori to a gay bar. Thing's heat up and the rest is the story. Two-shot
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Nowaki K., Shinobu T.