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Joined 08-27-02, id: 259351
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Song Fics, and Parodies and Spoofs.
Hi! I'm Amanda! I'm20 years old, and I am in college. I'm obbsessed with Harry Potter. I really like LOTR but not near as much as HP. I mostly like making fun of Sam and Frodo. And Legolas. hehehe

My fave ships are
Harry/Luna
Tonks/Percy
Harry/Ginny
Hermione/Ron
Neville/Ginny
Luna/Percy
Hermione/Percy
Hermione/Neville
Neville/Luna

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neville fans unite!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I really like Luna Lovegood too! She's awesome.

Orlando Bloom is sooooooo hot. If anybody knows any good Pirates of the Caribben fics, let me know about them!

I really appreciate reviews!
Please, take the time to tell me what you think about my stories. It really means a lot to me. Yes, I do read them!

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If you'd like, you can read my story, "Legolas Gets a job at Taco Bell" at the website,

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Twenty First Century by ElyseGWTW reviews
The title really says it all
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003
Echoes by Tegan1 reviews
During the Christmas holidays, Hogwarts is attacked. Sequel to Dark Land, though it can be read as an independent story. SSHG Romance [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,671 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sacrifice by Lux-soap reviews
Hermione will sacrifice anything to keep her relationship with Krum a secret... even the one thing no one should be forced to give up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G.
The Unmentionable Curse by Ivory Tower reviews
The new DADA professor teaches the children a very naughty curse! Most inappropriate, indeed! Rated R for language!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/23/2003
A horrible mess by Genevieve Sente reviews
This is a cry against Harry Potter fanfics with unlikely romances and Mary Sues. If you don't like, don't read. A parody to the typical Harry Potter fanfic - very exaggerated. R and R please...*CHAPTER 4 IS UP!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002
Merry Christmas Harry! by DoWnpOuR reviews
Dunno..this is my first story that isn't original so be nice. If is really bad just turn around and walk away slowly. KK?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P.
Shadow Child by Aerial reviews
Secrets can be kept secret. Mysterious happenings can be kept mysterious... but not forever. Nothing can stay unchanged. No one can remain untouched. Not the secrets, nor the people they concern. *October 31, 1981 posted*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Lily Evans P., Voldemort
Dark Land by Tegan1 reviews
Professor Snape and Hermione Granger must work together when they are trapped in a dark,still world. SS/HG [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,420 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Meddling Fates by David Tai reviews
Third of the OMG Vertigo Books of Magic Trilogy. Written with Rod M. Mara and Urd take interest in an unassuming young mage named Tim Hunter. Unfortunately, a depressed Cupid steps in, and bullets start flying. What, you expected arrows?
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2001 - Complete
Brainy Girl by The Hermione Granger Fan Club reviews
Calling all Hermione fans! This was my first ever fic, which explains the corny content. Thirty-five fics later, I come back to warn you- THIS IS A FILK OF 'Barbie Girl'!!! You have been warned. Some have found this fic funny, others hated it. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2001 - Hermione G.
The Hogwarts Bathroom by Potatoad reviews
The most toilet humor in a Harry Potter fic ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2000
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Is Anybody Loving You These Days? reviews
PercyTonks This is a song fic about Percy's secrect crush on Tonks and has a sad ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Percy W., N. Tonks
Holy Water reviews
Cho Chang thinks about Cedric and Harry on a train ride home and has a very spirtiual moment. A song fic. Kind of dark, but worth a look.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Cho C., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Awakening of the Heir reviews
(Complete! Finished!) after the end of 4th year, Harry meets the girl of his dreams BUT SHE'S PERCY'S GIRL! Major secrets are told. lovetriangleromancemild angsthumoradventure
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,210 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Percy W. - Complete
A New Distraction reviews
Complete!(after OOTP) Percy is the new DADA teacher, and has met the love of his life, a student there that we all know and love. (try to guess who it is- unusual paring NO SLASH) Yet Percy finds out something about her he can't deal with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Percy W., Luna L. - Complete
Cant Hold a Halo To You reviews
LunaHarry Luna can belive in all sorts of things, one of her favorite things is angels. But she can not bring herself to belive that Hary might ever love her. features a song by Joe Nicholas, kinda sad, lots of angst, one shot fic. Very pretty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Your A Mean One, Mr Snape! reviews
Your a mean one, Mr. Snape! It's the Grinch song with new lyrics! C'mon everybody, let's make fun of Snape while he's not looking! Throw a candy cane at 'em! This is childish and pointless, but hey, it's fun! Rated pg13 to be on the safe side, flames welc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Severus S.
Harry Potter's 12 Days of Really Sucky Xmas Gifts reviews
Ever wonder what the 12 days of Christmas song would be like it if was about those sucky gifts the Dursleys always give Harry? Probably not, but read it anyway. Kinda corny, maybe you'll like it. rated pg to be on the safe side. posted a little late, but
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Harry P.
Solemn Slumber reviews
Cho Chang is haunted by Cedric's death and her breakup with Harry and has cracked. She decided to take things into her own hands. songfic featuring "War on Drugs" by Barenaked Ladies. Very dark, tackling dark issues. Not approitite for younger readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Cho C., Harry P.
Just Aluminum reviews
“You can shine like silver all you want but your just aluminum”. Hermione is jealous because Ron has a crush on the perfect Fleur Declaur. Hermione knows Fleur is not perfect and is going to do something about it. Book 4 one-shot song fic. The song is
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Exta Exta: Dark Lord Captured, living in a hole reviews
The Order of the Phoenix captures Lord Voldy and find him hiding out in a hole in the ground. Obviously this is a parody of recent news events. Lots of sick twisted Harry Potter humor, written like a newspaper article. very funny, very weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Voldemort, Albus D.
My Modest Proposal
For my English Lit class, we read "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift, and had to write a modern day high school version of it. This one is mine. Very funny even if you hadn't read Jonathan Swift.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Published: 10/12/2003
Shadow Tears reviews
Ever since Sirus died, Snape has been troubled. Ever wonder how Snape feels? This tells his POV. NOT SLASH! kinda dark and sad. worth reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Porta Potty of Peril reviews
Ron gets locked inside an evil Porta Potty. Can Harry and Hermione get him out? Or atleast get him an extra roll of Toliet paper? Obviosuly, this is a Harry Potter parody. lots of sick twisted humor and comedy. For those with a really demented twisted mi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Ron W.
“Retributions” reviews
book5spoliers Harry reflects on the death of his close friend, and the destiny he must face, and finds comfort in the arms of Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
Love Be Still reviews
a harry potter song fic) Dating Malfoy in order to get secrect info on his Death Eater fathers activities is a lonely and dangerous job, the only comfort Katrina has is in the love of Harry Potter, who waits for her to return to Gryfindor Tower every nigh
Song Fics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/6/2003
Legolas Goes to Taco Bell reviews
Legolas Goes to Taco Bell, kind of weird, out there, funny in a corny sort of way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Legolas