DeputyDarkscar
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Joined 10-28-10, id: 2593703, Profile Updated: 02-02-11
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Hello everyone! I'm DeputyDarkscar.

Physical Description: I used to have light brown hair, but now it's so dark that some people mistake it as black. I have brown eyes and my skin color is tan.

Personality Description: I think that I'm smart, but only when I'm writing. I tend to say a lot of things impulsively. Some people say that I am a very good writer for my age, and sometimes they even say that they thought my writing was actually by an eighteen-year-old. I love soccer and play on a travel team, mostly as left wing on offense. On rec, I mostly was a keeper and a sweeper. On this team, however, they already have two keepers and don't use a sweeper, so I'm stuck where I am. When I'm just running laps, I'm the slowest person on the team, but I'm faster than a lot of them when I'm running for/with the ball. I am a horrible artist, and though I'm a lot better on the computer, I still suck. When I was younger, I hated reading, and I spent all day playing a game called The Sims 2 on the computer. Then my sister introduced me to a series called Warriors, and regretted it forever :). I now split my time between reading Warriors, writing about Warriors, and talking to my sister about Warriors until she threatens to strangle me :P. A smaller portion of my time is spent on Youtube (as BluestarLover1) watching Warriors AMVs, and another, even smaller portion is spent making several different Warriors videos at a time.

Favorite Warriors Cannon Couples:

1. SquirrelxBramble

2. LionxHeather

3. BluexOak

Favorite Warriors Non-Cannon Couples:

1. HollyxBreeze

2. BluexLion

3. RosexFox

Least Favorite Warriors Cannon Couples:

1. SandxFire

2. AshxSquirrel

3. CrowxNight

Least Favorite Warriors Non-Cannon Couples:

1. AshxWhite

2. BluexTiger

3. HollyxSol

Favorite Warrior Cats:

1. Bluestar

2. Mistystar

3. Hollyleaf

Least Favorite Warrior Cats:

1. Firestar

2. Leafpool

3. Squirrelflight

Other Series That I Like:

Harry Potter

Seekers

Lord of the Rings

Favorite Movies:

1. Harry Potter

2. Lord of the Rings

3. Perfect Stranger

Favorite TV Shows:

1. In Plain Sight

2. Psych

3. Bones

Here are some things I found on different people's profiles:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college; I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married; I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, and I know you know it’s true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as

"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how

cold-hearted you really are...

It’s ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, Timekeeper Violeteyes, Luna Falls, DeputyDarkscar

Sterotypes (Bold The Ones That Apply To Apply To You)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I’m a girl though)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Which are you more like (Bold the ones that apply to you)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of peopleGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 5

Tom boy!


Type Your Name With Your Elbow

deputydarkscar

Wow... I did perfectly.

Type Your Name With Your Wrist

deputydarkscar

Again... wow...

Type Your Name With Your Nose

deputydarkscar

I swear I did not cheat. At all. Not once. I just happen to be good at typing with unusual body parts.


R A N D O M.

Which shoe goes on first? Left.

Ever throw a shoe at someone? No, but if my cats keep climbing on bird cages and digging in flower pots, than maybe...

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

Have you ever eaten spam? No

Favorite ice cream? Mint chocolate chip

How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? In my house, cereal doesn't go in the cabinet

Do you cook?For fancy-ish food, my mom cooks, and it's my sister for things like TV dinners. Sometimes I help my mom, though, and I bake a lot

Current mood? Very hyper, as I always am in the morning, kind of hungry and very bored.

A B O U T . Y O U

What time is it? 9:01 PM

What is your name? I'll tell you my fake one, but anything else is classified information... Jennifer Y. L. Grow

What do you want to do? Be either an author or a singer. Plan B is a teacher

Where do you want to live? In America, to begin with, and then move to Spane and then maybe Japan, but then back to America

How many kids do you want to have? 3: Andrea, Jason, and Constance

Do you want to get married? Yes

Have you done drugs? No

What do you like on your pizza?Cheesesteak

Can you cross your eyes? No

Do you make your bed daily? No

I N . T H E . L A S T . 4 8 H O U R S . H A V E . Y O U

kissed someone? No

sang? Yes

been hugged? Yes

felt stupid? Yes

missed someone? Yes

danced crazy? No

gotten your hair cut? I wish!

cried? No

been kissed? No

.S T U F F.

Have you been searched by the cops? No

Do you have a dog? Soon, but not yet

The last time you've been sledding? I don't think I've ever been sledding

Do you consider yourself creative? Extremely! And maybe, one day, you'll see just how creative...

Do you have friends on FF.net? No

Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net? No

Where are you? At home

Look up, then look back, what do you see? A window, a very tall plant, a lamp, a TV, a Rock Band 2 guitar, a DVD player, a video player, a DVD and video player combined, an orange GameCube controller, 5 seasons of a TV show called Medium, a home theatre system, and some XBox 3 games

What are you listening to right now?Now, nothing. Soon, Youtube.

Last thing you ate? Pizza

Last thing you thought? What's the last thing I ate...

You have a million dollars, what do you do?I buy another cat to have kittens with my other cats, two dogs to have puppies with each other, save some to publish my book when it's finished, Wii games, Wii controllers, all the Sims 3 expansion packs, a laptop for my sister, my grandma's house, pay for my sister to go to college, help my mom start her business, and have the vet look at my cats

What are you eating/drinking right now?Diet Barqs Root Beer


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


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-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

-"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

-If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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-Did you know... kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted.


I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''

"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunken man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart


When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- But then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty?

If the story above affected you as much as it did me, please copy and paste this onto your own profile.


1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking; a best friend will walk in and yell, “I’m home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that you’re a great singer even if you're terrible; a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn’t it?"

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it!
A simple friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you.
A simple friend sleeps in with you until 2 in the afternoon. A real friend screams, "WAKE UP, FREAK!" in your ear, while laughing hysterically at 8:00 in the morning.


-A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant. In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, and in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant.

-God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is also wondering, "Is there a letter in the alphabet that can't be pronounced without another, other than E? Like... B would be... be or bee..." Crazy is when you run into a wall on accident and then run into it again on purpose. Crazy is when you constantly think about conducting world domination (and enjoy the thought). Crazy is when you threaten your little sister and her friend with the biggest kitchen knives just for taking your picture. Crazy is when you run down a hall so fast that when your hand hits the wall, almost breaking, slowly turnning green, and with blue knuckles. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

~ I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

~ A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

~When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

~Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?

~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'

~My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it.

~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

~You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

~The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

~When in doubt, make words up!

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

~I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

~If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was.

~Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

~At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

~Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

~War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

~To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

~An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

~I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.

~Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

~When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

~The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

~I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

~Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

~Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

~Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

~Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

~When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

~I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

~I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

~Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

~ Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

~ The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

~ When there's a will, I want to be in it.

~It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!

~I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

~Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

~Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

~People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

~Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

~If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

P.S. don't actually do this during a test, it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record ( if your still in school, that is).

TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim in the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(what other kind of soap is there??)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? I had no clue!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Um... ok??)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No duh Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--mine or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

this is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, fictionlover14, DeputyDarkscar

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, fictionlover14, DeputyDarkscar

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, xRiverbreezex, Fictionlover14, DeputyDarkscar

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Breeze94, Brambleclaw's Babe, xBlaze of FuryX, xRiverbreezex, Fictionlover14, DeputyDarkscar

If you think that it would be awesome to be a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: DeputyDarkscar

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, M-Warrior, GreenWolfBoss, Azaria-Lady of Dreams, Black-Wolf-Warrior, DeputyDarkscar

IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE ! ! ! ! !

If you loved Leafpool when you first read about her, but now you sorta hate her because she's obsessed with Crowfeather, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think (or know) you like "Warriors", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you collect "Warriors" copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you own every single "Warriors" book ever made, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader... copy this into your profile.

If you think Breezepaw needs love, but also needs to get a life, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Beyond the Clans: Leafpool & Crowfeather's Story by Fiction lover14 reviews
Leafpool & Crowfeather leave the clans to be together while Squirrelflight tries to reunite them & their clans. Many complications ensue and OCs join the mix! My first fic, so enjoy! Warriors are Erin Hunter's, this story is mine.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,560 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Leafpool, Crowfeather, Squirrelflight
A Different Fire by watermellonfuzz reviews
What if Firestar had been a she-cat? Finished/discontinued. Added a final chapter, though, to summarize everything I would've covered.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,201 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Firestar - Complete
In Between by recchinon reviews
Ichigo lost his power, she wished she could be his power. Set during the 17 months time skip -SemiCanon-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Jase Potter and the Phoenix Syndrome by Perchance A Primrose reviews
James Sirius Potter-Dursley, who much prefers simply Jase doesn't know why he can't remember anything before his seventh birthday but honestly, he doesn't really worry about it, that is until he recieves a mysterious letter from a school called Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - James S. P., OC
They Call This Tragedy by le.etoile reviews
Normally, when one problem is solved, another comes along to take its place. Only this time, it's not a something that can be fixed. It can only be accepted Rated T for now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Orihime I., Ichigo K.
Burning Bright by Jeck and Raxsah Inc reviews
When Max and Vanessa entered Hogwarts, they never thought school would be filled with so much trouble. Between magic, love and friendship, they find themselves learning more than they expected. M for a reason, folks. Draco/OC/Harry Hermione/OC Ron/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Lily Diaries: The Very Beginning by morgan-marquez reviews
Harry's daughter falls in love with Draco's son. T for some language and scary themes. As always R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Dumbledore's Army, Still Recruiting by Jane Willow reviews
Neville could never have guessed what his 7th year at school would be like this. With Dumbledore's Army still recruiting, there's no telling how bad the war being waged at in school might get. But it doesn't matter to them. The DA lives!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,771 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Neville L., Ginny W.
Even the Most Strict Break Rules by Black-Wolf-Warrior reviews
"She looked up at the warrior and said; 'Thank you.'" Written as a reward for DeputyDarkscar from a challenge question in Truth and Dare With the Warriors.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Breezepelt, Hollyleaf - Complete
The Growing Up Of Tigerstar by i am cat hear me roar reviews
Everyone knows Tigerstar is evil. Ever wondered why? A cruel father...a murdered love...Rated T for some content. Kit abuse...blood...death...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,396 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Tigerstar
The Cinder of Thunder Clan by Nightshadow234 reviews
The Fire that has fueled the thunder for so long willdie leaving a pile of cinder behind for the new reign to be born
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Cinderheart, Lionblaze
Marriage, Babies and Hatred by anonymous23.19 reviews
It is six months after the Final Battle, Voldemort has been defeated but wizard kind is encountering a new problem - extinction. Enter a new law - a compulsory Marriage Law...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 127 - Words: 251,867 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009
Little Women by Jet Black Lily reviews
Bree Chase is a half-werewolf with a crush on Albus Potter. Laura White is a pureblood with a secret. Jane McKinnon is a beauty with a horrific past. Alice Longbottom is not what everyone thinks. And Rose Weasley is not her Mother's daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Albus S. P., OC
Falling by Spottedpelt43 reviews
Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight! The journey to the sundrown place! Features BrambleXSquirrel, TawnyXStorm, and CrowXFeather!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Bramblestar, Squirrelflight - Complete
Firestar and Spottedleaf by Spottedpelt43 reviews
What would happen if Spottedleaf never died? Read to find out.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Firestar, Spottedleaf - Complete
Dawn's Destiny by rrclower reviews
Brambleclaw forgives Squirrelflight over many moons of the silent treatment. Soon, Squirrelflight discovers she is having kits. She has 3 beautiful she-cat's in the end, all holding different destinys... exspecially Dawnkit...the runt of the litter
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bramblestar, Squirrelflight
The Order of the Phoenix reads Harry Potter by Jet Black Lily reviews
Dumbledore discovers the Harry Potter books and shows them to the original order of the phoenix who decide to read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009
Vengeance by Terrifica Oneiroi reviews
When the Dursley's find out Sirius has died, they take out their muchawaited punishment on Harry. What if those who swore to protect you never came? Rated M for Violence!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fire Will Never Save The Clans by i am cat hear me roar reviews
Tigerstar has changed the past, causing Firestar to never have found the Clans. Years later, Tigerstar has taken over the Clans, and a warrior named Sandstorm receives a message from an old leader, and she is sent back to fix everything.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sandstorm, Firestar
Amaryllis by Kiwikirk reviews
Falling Smoke prequel. Smokepaw finds Tawnypaw, alone in the rain, the night she runs away from ThunderClan. But their fast friendship might not be enough to win her heart... or to save his. ShadowClan-centric.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Wheels of Time by Maud Greyluck reviews
At King's Cross Harry has a chance to make another choice and change everything bad which had happened. With memories of the war with Voldemort he goes back in time to fix all wrongs. Problem starts when it turns out that the things won't remain the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,363 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Learn by Experience by Terrifica Oneiroi reviews
AU. Thanks to one mispronounced spell, Rose Weasley sends her 37 year old godfather, who is also her DADA professor, back to 1978. HPRL Est. HGRW Est.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Falling Smoke by Kiwikirk reviews
The Clans left Smokepaw for dead. He survives his fall but finds himself wishing he didn't, as a new tribe of cats shoves him to two sides of a bloody, mysterious prophecy. When the lines of trust and loyalty blur, what's a bitter, lost apprentice to do?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 139,665 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Remember When? by The Unheard Song reviews
Remember when we were kits, playing in the nursery, tumbling and laughing, happy and carefree? Remember when we were kits, when we made a promise to train together and just be happy? Spottedleaf and Tigerstar reflect on each other. Two-chapter oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Spottedleaf, Tigerstar - Complete
What Have we Come to? by The Unheard Song reviews
-Oneshot- What have we come to? A complete end in the path of love, like a log in the middle of a river, causing the river to stop flowing? Leaf x Crow, Night x Crow, Feather x Crow
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Crowfeather, Leafpool - Complete
Accepting You by WintersEmpire reviews
A marriage law was passed, forcing Hermione into an arranged marriage. Now she must deal with her new husband, but how can she when all they do is argue? Can they sort out their feelings before it's too late? HrxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,638 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Hell's Resident's Thoughts by fabulousweapon reviews
11 PG-13 for cursing...Siri's been in Azkaban for 3 months. This is a brief glimpse into his thoughts before the horrors of the prision settled in. Read & Respond! I love reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Sirius B.
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Brownfur Presents Warriors Truth or Dare reviews
Another Warriors Truth or Dare Show, featuring Brownfur.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011
Warriors: The Next Generation reviews
A new generation of apprentices are born, which creates a new generation of chaos. Can Spottedpaw stop herself from falling for a handsome tom called Yewpaw? Can Darkpaw fight off the cats trying to recruit her? Can Blazepaw stop a horrible battle
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010
Warriors School: The New Prophecy reviews
All warrior cats from The New Prophecy as humans in school. I'm probably going to change the story somewhat.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Squirrelflight
Warriors Songfics reviews
Since so many songs relate to certain Warriors relationships, this is a list of songs including lyrics and who they relate too, for anyone who enjoys this kind of stuff. Rated T in case of adult language.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010
The Destruction of ShadeClan
After learning that Tigerheart, her own sister, has begun plotting against ShadeClan, Brownfur must go through pain, loss, and even exile to discover a secret that should have been told long ago...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,204 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010
Brownfur Presents: Warriors Truth or Dare reviews
Another Warriors themed Truth or Dare, hosted by Brownfur and two different co-workers most chapters.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010