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Joined 10-28-10, id: 2593979, Profile Updated: 07-11-11
Author has written 2 stories for Happy Tree Friends.

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Blissfully Ill by TheOneThatAbsconded reviews
It seems a strange illness is infecting everyone in Happy Tree Valley. And while Flaky seems immune to the illness, she's definitetly suffering the same effects. But is this a simple cold that they're dealing with?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,171 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
Good Ol' Fashioned Amore by Infamousplot reviews
A Valentine's Day collection of Valentine-themed oneshots. Each one, a different Sonic pairing. Contains: SonBlaze, ShadRouge, KnuxShade, EspioNicole, TailsMina, VectorJulie-su, EmerlCream. First chapter, SonBlaze ;3
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011
Saints & Soldiers by ThoseWereTheDays reviews
Jedi Knight Ahsoka Tano must adapt to a life of solitude. COMPLETE ...includes alternate ending...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Tano Trials by Rusty Thebanite reviews
When she was 11 years old (Mr Lucas said it, I SWEAR!), Ahsoka became Anakin's Padawan and entered the war. 3 Years later, the war ended. She didn't die. It's a kid's show for God's sake, I may not have seen the whole thing but such series do not kill off the main character! So why wasn't she in Episode 3? Wanna know? Course ya do. But if the Sith find you, this never happened.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Ahsoka T.
The Sleepover Reposted by IxtaMarie reviews
Ahsoka Tano was scared. Thanks to her Master and his stupid suggestion that she host a slumber party for the girls that hate her.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
Nothing Against Looking by Queen reviews
The Jedi Code forbids attachment, but it says nothing against looking. A series of fluffy Rex/Ahsoka ficlets, just for fun, with a little dose of Cody/Barriss on the side.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
The Eleventh Hour by ThoseWereTheDays reviews
After a mission to Hoth goes awry, Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker and his padawan, Ahsoka Tano, find themselves stranded alongside two clone troopers...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
The Best Times by patientalien reviews
Meal time with the 501st was, for Ahsoka, the best time.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Just A Dream by CCAdventures reviews
An Order 66 story mainly from Ahsoka's POV.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Voyage of Temptation Revised by Ahsoka33 reviews
The title tells you. Featuringggggggg AHSOKA TANO!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Ahsoka T., Obi- Wan K.
Torn by DarthBubbles reviews
Ahsoka Tano can handle droids, Sith warriors, the responsibility of command, and pretty much whatever else the Clone Wars decide to throw at her - except falling for a charming young apprentice with rather unorthodox views on the Jedi and their customs. That, she can't handle one bit. Ahsoka/OC. My most popular fic to date, currently undergoing a massive revision.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,875 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - [Ahsoka T., OC] Anakin S. - Complete
Ahsoka's Fate by A Few Old Stories reviews
Ahsoka Tano knows too much. She's in Palpatine/Sidious' way, which doesn't sit well with him. There are consequences to being the Chosen One's Padawan, and Ahsoka becomes familiar with them. Some conversations AU. Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Torture and trauma by powerstaark reviews
Ahsoka Tano is captured by Count Dooku and suffers a traumatic experience at the hands of Cad Bane. First two chapters take place in Cargo of Doom and Children of the Force. My darkest story so far set in an Alternate Universe.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,737 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Ahsoka T., Cad Bane - Complete
What Happens on Corellia by Citizenjess reviews
A run-of-the-mill weekend excursion on the pleasure planet of Corellia results in consequences far more dire than Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano anticipate when Obi-Wan ends up married to Asajj Ventress. Written with D. COMPLETE.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,480 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Kiss Me, Sweet Master! by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Or: The failed relationships of Ahsoka Tano. Crack!fic. Chapter four: In which a certain Captain Rex finds himself involved.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Lumiya/Shira Brie
Mercy Killing by patientalien reviews
After a long captivity, Ahsoka is found by Anakin and Obi-Wan. Read author's note for warnings.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Five Things That Shouldn't Have Happened to Ahsoka by Citizenjess reviews
Summary: No one told Ahsoka that her Padawanship was gonna be this way. Written with the wife.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Guilt by Storyteller's Dream reviews
When a mission goes wrong, Anakin blames Ahsoka without thinking of the consequences. Now Captain Rex must take care of Ahsoka and resolve her guilt. Captain Rex/ Ahsoka Tano. This is my first Star Wars Fanfiction. Please read and Review.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Captain Rex - Complete
Post Dream Repercussions by Unknownlight reviews
An older Tails finds love in Marine the Raccoon. A dream come true, no? Of course, all dreams end eventually, this is no exception.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Tails, Marine] - Complete
Taming a Togruta by alimination602 reviews
Ahsoka Tano during her training with Shaak Ti at the Jedi Temple.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Shaak Ti - Complete
Caliginous Incandescence by Lord of Ki reviews
Blaze the Cat doesn't like it... but she can't deny its true... She's fallen for him... A nice little Blaze/Shadow One shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Blaze, Shadow - Complete
Spinning the Bottle by Swift178 reviews
Amy discovers an old Spin the Bottle set and in humorous games of Truth or Dare, romance is found for some of our heroes, as well as humiliation [SonicxAmy] [ShadowxRouge] No flames!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005
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Stuck reviews
Handy and other Happy Tree Friends are stuck in a building. How does masturbating save them all? Short, oneshot. Read and Review! Major credits to McQueenfan95 for letting me use his joke in my own words. Thanks dude!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Handy, Mime - Complete
Sunny came home with a list of names reviews
Sunny came home with a list of names - She didn't believe in transcendence - It's time for a few small repairs she said - Sunny came home with a... Shotgun? - Flaky gets raped. My first Happy Tree Friends fic. Revenge fic. Chap. 2 up!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Flaky