Spaztastic32
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Joined 10-29-10, id: 2594585, Profile Updated: 09-15-11
Author has written 9 stories for Bleach, Beauty Pop, Pokémon, and Blood+.

Hello people of the internet! :DD

Here's some personal information but not so personal that stalkers can find me:

Age: 15

Gender: Female

State: Washington

Name: Now that my friend, is a secret!

I get sick a lot so part of the reason why I never update quickly is either because I feel like crap or I'm making up work...

Hobbies: Writing fanfiction (duh), anything involving the preforming arts, playing halo, pokemon, Kingdom hearts, call of duty, and don't laugh, but...dress up games. I also draw 24/7 and I take requests (my DeviantArt account's animedeath553 for those of you wondering)

Okay, my favorite anime character of all time would have to be Hinata Hyuga from Naruto! She's so shy and kind and stuff! Not only that but she's dark, sweet, understanding and innocent! (if you ask me, she also looks very religious, not the type of christian who's all "PRAISE THE LORD AND COME TO MY CHURCH OTHERWISE YOUR SOUL WILL BE LOST FOREVER!!!!" that's more of what Hiashi looks like 0.o...but no, she looks more of the methodist who prays a lot like before a fight or exam or just because...)

But the characters that came close were Nia from Gurren Lagann, Viral from Gurren Lagann, Risa Hawkeye from FMA, Winry Rockbell from FMA, Edward Elric from FMA, Yuuki Nagato from TMHS, Orihime Inoue from Bleach, Misty Waterflower from Pokemon, Happy form Fairy Tail, Wendy from Fairy Tail, ect. (if you cant tell, I like a bunch of characters.)

My favorite pairings in all of existance (that I love all equally) are:

GajeelxLevy (fairy tail)

NarutoxHinata (Naruto/Naruto Shippuden)

Soulsilvershipping (Pkmn HG/SS)

IchigoxOrihimexUlquiorra (Bleach)

EdwardxWinry (FMA)

HajixSaya (Blood+)

SimonxNia (Gurren Lagann)

SonicxAmyxShadow (The Sonic games)

BeastBoyxRaven (Teen titans)

Pokeshipping (Pkmn)

Contestshipping (Pkmn)

Ikarishipping (Pkmn)

Rocketshipping (Pkmn)

RoxasxNamine (Kingdom Hearts)

MakaxSoul (Soul Eater)

AxelxLarxene (Kingdom Hearts)

Crack pairings:

HinataxItachi (Naruto)

SakuraxKakashi (Naruto)

LluviaxNatsu (fairy tail)

NatsuxWendy (fairy tail)

MakaxAsura (Soul Eater)

HinataxGaara (Naruto)

MakaxCrona (Soul Eater)

SasorixTenten (Naruto) This is my favo right here! X3

NarutoXIno (Naruto)

PrussiaxHungary (Hetalia)

AmericaxBelarus (Hetalia) ...don't ask me why...I just do...

MikixYoru (Shugo Chara)

Beaconshipping (pokemon) *I know Volkner's a bit older then Dawn, but it's soooo cute!*

SakuraXTobi (Naruto)

TemariXKakuzu (Naruto)

InoXzetsu (Naruto)

TayuyaxHidan (Naruto)


Note: I'm a freaken OC generator! PM me if you need one or anything like that!


Quotes/catch phrases that I catch myself saying constantly:

1. "Well then..."

2. "Shmeh!"

3. "I'm the Queen of all Spazzes"

4. "Dude."

5. "Bro."

6. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!"

7. "What is this?" (also "what is this buisness?/ tomfoolery?")

8. "Holy--!"

9. "Indeed."

and many many more, I have a very broad vocabulary and almost never swear!


THESE ARE THE ALL MIGHTY AUTHOR RULES THAT I SHALL STAND BY (and hopefully wont break):

1. I shall only swear in my stories when needed (and if it's a big one like the F-word I'll most likely bleep it out)

2. If you send me a review I shall reply!...unless it's a flame...jerks!

3. Send me an OC and I shall use it! (though how often and when I will is not guarenteed)

4. I will not flame!

5. I shall not work on more then three fanfics at one time!

6. School work and family come way before these stories!

7. I'm a procrastinator, don't think I've given up on a story because I haven't updated in three months! (I'll tell you if I do)


I don't know why, but in all my groups of friends, I'm always a character of somesort, so I'm all of these guys:

-China (Hetalia)

-The Amazing Flash (Marvel)

-Yui (K-ON)

-Rin (Inuyasha)

-Patty (Soul Eater)

-Haruhi (Ouran)

-Tenma/Akira (School Rumble) ...my friends keep swapping me back and forth...;A;

-Momiji (Fruits Basket)

-Pikachu (SSBB)

-Yachiru (Bleach)

-Grelle (Black Butler)

-Kari (Digimon) lol

-Miki (Shugo Chara)

-Naruto (Naruto) Thats right, I'm the main character ^3^


These are the stories that I'm either working on currently, or I want to work on:

1. When Hollows Attack: 14 Year old Amatarasu Tetsuya has an...interesting life. She can see the dead, is being stalked by a Ghost Jellyfish named Philip, and Fights Hollows just by pointing her finger at them and shouting "Bang!" (though that part's optional). Her life get's even more insane when Four Soul Reapers are assigned to Ravenwood (Amatarasu's home town) and notice that she can fight without any raise in her spiritual pressure. After saving the life of a bount (*cough* vampire *cough*) and befriending him, discovering that her homeroom teacher's the man who saved her life when she was seven, and adopting a hollow as a dog, she gets put in a power enduced coma for a couple of days, created by a man adressing himself as "Nighmare" (in short she lives in Wonderland as Alice). Having to choose between staying safe in Wonderland and returning home throws the poor girl into a war between the Soul Reapers and Arrancars when she has friends on both sides. (Bleach Story)

2. Fanboys: (already completed) Kiri returns to Japan earlier then expected and once she steps foot on school grounds she notices an add for an audition for the school musical (Beauty Pop one-shot)

3. Innocent: 15 year old Naruto was a normal high school student living with his godfather...that is, before he's revealed to be the son of the king of all demons, Kyuubi No Yoko, and he's framed for the recent murder of his best friend Sasuke. Now he's being haunted by both Sasuke AND Sasuke's guardian angel (in training) Sakura, with surprisingly enough, Sasuke's older brother Itachi as his advocating lawer. The team has 30 days to find Sasuke's REAL murderer, and prove Naruto innocent before the angels in the court judge him guilty. Unfortunately, part way through their journy, the angels decide to play dirty and send an assassination android, Hinata 5.2 to finish before the trial, though she has one glitch...emotions. How will this turn out for the poor boy who got his life thrown into turmoil by one day? (Naruto story)

4. If It Never Happened: The Day of Naruto's birth, Tobi just HAAAD to come and ruin everyone's life, but what if he didn't? Kushina's still has the Kyuubi inside her, Naruto has both his parents, the Uchiha massacre never happened, Itachi never left, there's an engagement? What's going on? Life may be better for some people, but what about others? Hinata has no one to look up to, Gaara has no savior, Neji's a rebelious jerk, and Lee? well, Lee's still Lee. (Naruto Story)

5. Light of My Life: Once things in Karakura Town calm down, and Ichigo is "convienently" the only one to forget it was ditch day out of his friends, something weird happens. The principle comes in and announces that Aizen's his new teacher, and as soon as he looks around he notices that his classmates are soul reapers and some espada members...WHAT? Once everyone else comes back, they have the same reaction as Ichigo...except Orihime, she's kinda glad her arrancar friends are still alive. What on earth is going on? And why don't the soul reapers and arrancars mind being in the same room as eachother? IchigoXOrihimeXUlquiorra, RenjiXRukia, NnoitoraXNeliel, GinXRangiku, ToshirouXKarin, and more! Rated T to be safe. (Bleach story)

6. The Life of a Teenage Ninja: (Naruto next gen) NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaTema SaiIno SuiKa. Life for the Uzumakis was tough, The oldest, Kaze turned out alot like Sasuke instead of his father, and the girl he loves hates his guts, Cheri, the oldest daughter, is seen only as eye candy and not as a ninja, and the youngest daughter, Miki, is a half demon with the ability to blow stuff up and see the dead. But, such is the life of the hokage's children...the one thing they do have is eachother, and they need to realize that to survive their crazy lives. Warning for crack, cannon characterxOCs (like shino) and violence (Naruto Story)

7. JPTA: Some girls are obsessed with boys, some with pink, some with cute things, and some with fason, for Eri...it's pokemon, whether they be big small, scary, or adorable, she loves them all, to the point of intimidating them and causing them to run away. Due to some strings pulled by her uncle Souske, Eri gets accepted to the highly elite, Jotoh Pokemon Tuition Academy (JPTA for short) and to make things better, her childhood friend, Sung gets to come along with her as well. But, with her bizzarre disease, causing her to fall asleep at any given time, an extremely perverted roommate, groping the girl without warning, and a self proclaimed rival storming around, vowing revenge on Eri for waking him up from his nap, her life could turn a bit hard to manage... OC based pokemon fic, accepting OCs!

8. When All Else Fails: five years after Naraku was defeated, everyone moved on with their lives, Inuyasha and Kagome got married, along with Maroku and Sango, and those four along with Kirara, Shippou, and Kohaku all became a band of traveling demon hunters, and Japan is peaceful again...that is, until a new foe brings back all their old enemies. Sesshomeru couldn't care less and stays out of it...that is, until Rin gets involved. After the foe gives back Rin without a fight, Sesshomeru decides that it's no longer safe for Rin to live with Kaede, and he allows her to travel with him once more, vowing revenge on the new threat for not taking him seriously. Who is this new enemy and her...puppet henchman? Warning: 4th wall breaking, referances, crossovers, crack possible OCs and character bashing (Inuyasha story)


Here's something I saw and wanted to do lately:

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Naruto

2. Tenten

3. Itachi

4. Sakura (Not really my favorite...)

5. Shikamaru

6. Pein

7. Hinata

8. Deidara

9. Sasuke (Not my fav either, but I love using him!)

10. Ino

11. Gaara

12. Sasori

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?

GaaraxPein? Well I do like red heads...but I haven't read any. Not really sure if I want to either...

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Not hot at all... -_-;;

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

LOL XD Akatsuki love affair! Can't happen though, because they're both men! though in fandom, anything is possible!

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

I can recall A LOT of Sasuke fics...

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

TentenxPein?! That's kinda hot... but TentenxSasori's way better. Still, you put that idea in my head...oh, now I imagined Sasori punching the leader in the face...it pleases me so...

6. Five/nine or five/ten? Why?

ShikamaruxSasuke! But that's only because I LOATH ShikaIno

7. What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

She would call me up so I can take pictures! :DD

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

She was in love with his brother, Sai was nice, but she couldn't shake the feelings...until she saw him make out with her best friend. Heart broken and mortified all she could do was run until she bumped into him and his beautiful crimson eyes. "You saw something you didn't want to see, right? Shall I make you forget the pain?"

Oh my Jashin, that was painful for me! TT^TT (ItaHina shipper)

9. Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

Well, Naruto hates Deidara's guts...but they do look alike, so unless it's a fic about them being long lost brothers, I would have to say no...

10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Puppet Strings and Angel Wings

11. Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

My only friends that like Naruto only care about NaruHina, or SasuNaru, so no, Itachi is not in the loop.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

No...Once again, NaruHina...SasuNaru...

13. Would any of your friends write two/four/five?

Nope, my friends suck when it comes to hot things like crack threesomes.

14. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Lincoln Park: Bleed it Out- "Temper"

15. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNINGS: yeah, get used to it...

1. Genderbender

2. Steamy scenes

3. Trolling on fangirls

4. Major character OOCness

16. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

The last time I was in a ShikaTema mood...

17. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, broken hearted, has a one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Wait, so Naruto and Hinata are in a happy relationship until Sasuke runs off with Sakura. Naruto, broken hearted, has a one-night stand with Gaara and a brief unhappy affair with Sasori, then follows the wise advice of Shikamaru and finds true love with Itachi...O3O what...the...FLAGTARDS IS THIS FIC ON????

So, because SasuSaku happens Naruto realizes he's GAY??? Imma screw with this nao...

Oh, but there's a plot twist! Itachi reveals to not be in love with Naruto, but the girl Naruto left to have homosexual affairs! Hinata! I then insert myself into the fic and pimp slap Naruto for making Hinata-chan cry and Itachi helps me jump him before we take Hinata, and leave Naurto, deciding that Pokemon's way better anyway, so we should just join that anime instead.

Naruto, depressed about being coldly rejected and beaten, gets sucked into drinking, and gets the idea that if he becomes a woman, Itachi will love him, and not his ex-Girlfriend, Hinata (The freaking moron). So, determened to change his gender, Naruto travels to Finland for plastic sergery, where he discovers his friends, Sasuke and Sakura are planning on getting married, but their land lord, Kakashi, has fallen in love with the pink haired hot head. Taking pity on the 28 year old, and realizing the lingering feelings he still has for his best friend, the two decide to break up the wedding (right after Naruto becomes Naruko). They try to crash the wedding, but the body guards, Pein and Ino wont let them inside, and Naruto gets thrown in jail for being an illigal alien.

Temari then takes away Shikamaru's Shoujo manga collection for causing this whole mess, and forbids him from reading yaoi fics for a whole month.

What title would you give this fic?

Snapped

18. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

Content.

... Since I had fun with the Naruto one, I'll do Hetalia! XD

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Russia

2. Spain

3. China

4. America

5. Prussia

6. England

7. Canada

8. Hungary

9. Belarus

10. Italy

11. France

12. Austria

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?

I haven't, and I don't want to, really...

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Uber Sexy! He's the united states of AMERICA!

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Well, they are married (I didn't plan this, I swear!) They'd have a lovely little child nation named Hungaria...or something and Prussia would probably kidnap him and train him to be an evil little nation before Hungary beats him up with her frying pan and reclaims Hungaria...

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

Yep. Lotsa Belarus love~

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Though some fangirls may think so, I think they're too conflicting...

6. Five/nine or five/ten? Why?

BOTH! (at the same time...)

7. What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

They wouldn't notice him...poor little Matty~

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Lost and alone, the little Italian made his way through the jungle of the deserted island, once again, stranded. When his little weak legs gave out he submitted into his exhaustion and blacked out. what he didn't incount on was the Asian, making his way back to his villa after picking some herbs.

"What the-it's a man, aru! Are you alright, sir?!"

"Leave him, China. He's the enemy, da..."

"I don't care, enemy or not, he's a human being , he's exhausted and needs help."

The Italian never could have imagined the chinese angel he encountered that day.

9. Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

RussiaxHungary? I don't think so... 0_o

10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Invisible

11. Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

Lol, no. They're both men.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

Friends outside fanfiction? Yes. Friends list? No.

13. Would any of your friends write two/four/five?

Possibly...

14. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Tangled up in me

15. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

-yaoi

- crack

- Trolling

16. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Uhh...hm...a while now...

17. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, broken hearted, has a one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Russia and Canada are in a happy relationship until Belarus runs off with America. Russia, broken hearted, has a one night stand with France and a brief unhappy affair with Austria, then follows the wise advice of Prussia and finds true love with China.

So, Russia gets mad at America for running off with the younger sister he fears, then he forgets canada exists and sleeps with both France and Austria (who is kinda a man-whore in this meme) and then Prussia of all people shows up and says: "hey! You love China! :DD" So Russia thinks 'hm...that must be why I stalk him daily...' So Russia kidnaps China (who is busy taking care of his family) and forces a marrige contract onto the poor asian, making him his wife...

Why does this seem like it could actually happen?

What title would you give this fic?

Because of You

18. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

Empty inside... ;A;


Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn, we got caught, but that sure was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST have a LABEL.


uly 1, 2011
Status:
My laptop won't let me update my story
Mood: Frustrated >.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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Time's Design by Meta-Akira reviews
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The Names We Carry by SugarBeatAngel reviews
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Kisses under the Mistletoe by x.Diamond-Tears.x reviews
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Life with Dory by shopgirl152 reviews
Ever since Dory entered Marlin's life, things have been interesting
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Memorable moments reviews
These are just some drabbles I decided to write. Cute and kinda fluffy but not like...cotton candy sweet fluff. includes ferriswheelshipping, sequelshipping, dualrivalshipping, wishfulshipping, soulsilvershipping, and others...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/7/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko
I Swear I Missed You More reviews
In the beginning, Touko searched for N. Now it's N's turn to search for her when he discovers she's not even in Unova anymore. However, when he does find her, he can't tell if she's happy or infuriated to see him. Just a little ferriswheelshipping fluff oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
Stranded reviews
Accepting a limited amount of OC gijinkas. 10 gijinkas get stranded on an island, little do they know, it's actually a hidden camera reality show called Stranded. Special surpises, twists and turns and romance lies ahead!
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Jealousy and Rage Go Hand and Hand reviews
N is about to leave Unova and calls Mei to say goodbye; but before he goes he asks her for a hug because she reminds him of someone he cares for deeply. Hyuu happens to see this and can't hide his jealousy. Contains Sequelshipping and light Ferriswheelshipping. Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Mei/Rosa, Hyuu/Hugh - Complete
Battle Tears reviews
Ten years later, 20 year old Ash Ketchum is now the champion of Kanto and everything is going fine until a new organization plunges the world into a war no one's ready for. There actually is quite a lot of pairings I squeezed in here with some light humor
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012
The 13 Rules of a Chevalier reviews
When one of the twins gets a chevalier, he seeks out Haji for Help. Haji explains the rules to him, but little does the newbie know his mentor had already broken them all. HajixSaya, rated T for some descriptions...nothing bad though.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Haji, Saya - Complete
JPTA reviews
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When Hollows Attack reviews
Gasp! An OC based Bleach fanfic with no relevance to the plot? Yes! And I need YOUR OCs to start it, it's pretty random and the main characters a spaz, but it has to do with your OCs to, description inside.
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Fan boys reviews
"Not only can she cut like a pro" the boy gushed, "But she can sing and act, too! Is there anything Kiri can't do?" I gave the boy a stern look before flatly replying "Draw."
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