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Sansûkh by Determamfidd reviews
(Gigolas, Bagginshield). Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors. The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair. (Follows the story of the War of the Ring).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 467,493 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Legolas, Gimli, Thorin, Bilbo B.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32478 - Favs: 19,378 - Follows: 15,744 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ree Majors' Wonderful Journey by Digital Skitty reviews
Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 327,476 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC
Tu Salus Fidelium by Petit Parapluie reviews
A tentative first attempt:The Court of Jerusalem, raddled with intrigue and tainted with secrets, as seen through the eyes of a reluctant pilgrim.Possibly AU as it develops.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,096 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 1/18/2008
About That Empire Thing by Gargoyle13 reviews
How do you break it to a great Roman Commander that the Roman Empire no longer exists? Gently, of course...unless you're me. WARNING: Author insert fic.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,746 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Arthur
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Stoneflower by notsilver reviews
When Thorin arrives for a long-overdue visit, it jolts Bilbo and Frodo out of their comfortable routine. Frodo longs for adventure, while Bilbo remains haunted by memories of the past and hesitates to take his new heir on a dangerous journey. But when surprising news arrives from Erebor, Bilbo is forced to admit that adventure might not be finished with him just yet. AU
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,922 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Frodo B.
Anoesis by Laora reviews
Sometimes, little glimpses into a world are more than enough. -— [One-sentence story collection.]
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,007 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
this unexpected summer of the heart by Lee Whimsy reviews
One drowsy August evening, a dwarven king wanders into the Shire and knocks on a familiar green door. "I knew you for a few bleak months and thirty years later I wake up wishing that you were beside me. I am surrounded by my kin and kingdom, but even in Erebor I am lonely for you." Thorin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
The Corners of the World by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
For nigh on a thousand years after the Lion planted the poison tree in Narnia, Jadis bided her time, exploring her new world's outer reaches and sowing disaster for the green land at its heart - aka, what Jadis did between MN and LWW, as told in four geographic sections.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete
To Be a Master of the PokéUniverse by Scheherazado reviews
So you wanna be the master of the PokéUniverse? Do you have the skills to be number one? Chances are, you don't. In order to help you achieve that goal, I have generously given you this handy-dandy guide. Read and be enlightened. A guide to writing Pokémon fanfiction. Formerly known as 'Puff's Tips to the PokéUniverse.' Chapter 9: Titles!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,933 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010
Unwanted Dream by Wolfwhispers reviews
Not everyone wants to be a trainer, nor does everyone even want to deal with pokemon, but when Shaun is forced to become a trainer for his freedom he finds himself fighting tooth and nail just to survive in this warring world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,767 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
Hard Secrets Between Altair and Malik by ScarletCougar reviews
The trials and tribulations of two friends who have grown together and been driven apart in duty and tragedy. The eagle mates for life and soars solo and lonely when its mate is lost till its body and soul dies. What will come of Altair and Malik? some chapters rated MA which say so in the starting A/N
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 257 - Words: 365,753 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
Amazing Grace by Lass Cherrie reviews
AU. OT. / Clumsy, total noob heroine? Check. Self-centred jerk of a stepbrother? Check. Slugma with a superiority complex? Check. Unexpected quest with possibly awkward outcomes? Check! Normality? Well... working on it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,899 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4488 - Favs: 6,979 - Follows: 3,005 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Good Cop, Bad Cop by G-POW reviews
Rorschach's Journal. Wasn't killed by Dr. Manhattan. Brought to alternate reality world. Met a thing called Deadpool. Wishing Jon had killed me. Hell would be salvation. Can't get theme song out of head. How the HELL did I end up being the good cop?
Crossover - Watchmen & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
Homonym by ItsClydeBitches221B reviews
Slowly, and with great care, the relationship between Rorschach and Nite Owl grows.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics by McJunker reviews
Running dry on ideas for new stories? Just lower your standards and step inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
It All Started With Some Blackmail And A Bribe by Nana707 reviews
Sometimes, I really hate my parents. Dad more so since he's the one who caused all of this. He just had to have his way, even if it means messing with my perfectly planned out life. Drabble-like chapters; my take on a Pokemon hating Trainer.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 158,298 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Growlithe/Gardie, Nidoran - Complete
Darlin, it's cold outside by Lady Talla-doe reviews
"they stared at one another for what seemed to the human was a small eternity; the silence stretched between them, heavy with implication, with unspoken words." Black Hat x Priest. For HarleyandDavid, and Zuvios Gemini. Following up to'Dust of the Moon'
Priest - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Five, As Agreed Upon by ficlit78 reviews
Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of Redwall by Kit and Minty reviews
Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,678 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2006
Carpetbaggers by cofax reviews
After the coronation festivities, the real work begins. Gen adventure set during/after The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Complete as of July 31, 2011. Warnings: for movie-level violence and realpolitik. NOTE: FFN has screwed with the formatting. Find a better version here: /series/4249
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
This Isn't Sparta by SleepingDarkness reviews
Next time, they should take a map.
300 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Wasn't One For Compromise by kat9y reviews
After alla' them schnapps, Utivich gets a big mouth and backed in a corner. SLASH; Aldo/Utivich, NOTES: Gunkink, knifekink, rankkink, baseball, baths, scalps, that sorta' thing. If you like it, drop a line.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Aldo R. - Complete
Braid by JX Valentine reviews
There are certain rules one must follow while traveling through Ilex Forest. First, should you ever consider doing it, never stray from the path. Ever.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Celebi - Complete
Because it Happens by CleverDucky reviews
Sometimes a little bit of insanity in the Task Force can be a good thing.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, MacTavish/Soap - Complete
Tolkien in Love by Eldalie reviews
All you need to know on het and slash romance fics in the Tolkien universe. MEFA 2010 NOMINEE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,785 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Youthless by Melfice reviews
You are trying to find a place for him. AltairxMalik. SLASH.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Riddick vs the Plot Bunnies by Elizabeth Cords reviews
Metafiction. Just a silly, snarky fight that Riddick and I the writer get into: I can't find my plot bunnies, so I call in Big Evil to hunt them down. We argue about the bounty and insult each other. Now with bonus chapter.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Frankenstein's Monster by Naniris reviews
As the game progressed, it seemed that Alex Mercer worried more and more if he was doing the right thing. In this fic, we explore how the mesh of thousands of minds molds his own.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
The Apology of Elrond by Canafinwe reviews
Estel asks an inevitable question. Elrond shares his unique perspective on the nature of filial love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
Winter by Linndechir reviews
In a cold night two weeks after the Basterds picked up Hugo, Aldo decides it’s time to get to know him better.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Aldo R., Hugo S. - Complete
A Singular Honour by Shemyaza1 reviews
Whilst on an army training exercise in the Mendip Hills a party of soldiers discover that there is something very nasty deep in the forest and ultimately embark on a mission. Set during the War of Wrath. MEFA 2010 Nominee
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 251,478 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
Desynchronisation, Reinitialising, Loading by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
It's rather hard to summarise what this fic actually is. One part parody, one part want-to-write-an-Assassin's-Creed-fic, and two parts my experience playing the game. Not to be taken seriously. I'm sure fellow AC gamers can relate...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
Now, As Before by ricebol reviews
A city as big as New York has a lot of secrets. When the infection hits the streets, there are changes that cannot be undone, lives that will never be the same - and maybe that's okay. Zombie!AU. Vaguely Dan/Ror. Crack premise, serious treatment.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,306 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
From Ashes Reborn by Gaslight reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Troy's been sacked. Andromache & Paris have fled, but what does Fate have in store for them, and what do they discover about themselves along the way? Andromache x Eudorus primarily, Paris x Helen.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,156 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Andromache, Eudorus - Complete
Unraveller by Aces.and.Spades reviews
Abstergo sends a young woman on a mission to unravel the fate of a missing artifact and the assassin that stole it; but dark secrets and evil plots reveal there's more up Abstergo's sleeves, and she's merely a pawn in their twisted game of cat and mouse.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Eastern Promises: Nikolai by Ella Rae reviews
Thoughts of Anna.
Eastern Promises - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
The Cave of Worlds by dreamingfifi reviews
Friend, I have a question for you. If you were a scared, 14 year old girl who believes she's trapped in her subconscious, and you saw a monster charging at you with a bloody sword, would you run?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Galadriel, Celeborn
My Best Friend Bamfed into Middle–earth by dreamingfifi reviews
...and left me behind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Human, OC - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete