Femmeslash Fatale
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Joined 10-30-10, id: 2595396, Profile Updated: 08-15-12
Author has written 8 stories for Merlin, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Artemis Fowl.

I am Femmeslash Fatale. Currently I am thinking about attempting an Artemis Fowl fanfiction, and would appreciate any advice from more experienced writers in that area.

My Clone Wars fanfiction is still being updated, guys! I had a long absence of ideas and posted a tiny chapter to get them flowing again. So please help your dear fellow author and give her ideas...

thanks to everyone,

Fem

PS: Unless you like the copy/paste stuff below, I recommend skipping it...>.


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Most teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost to your profile & add your name if you'd be laughing your a* off! (Femmeslash Fatale, )

If you've ever argued with yourself and lost, repost to your profile and add your name: Femmeslash Fatale,

If you've ever burst out laughing in an empty room, put this in your profile.

All Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans post this to your profile!

NCIS fans, add this to your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life. (mostly...I'm not Perfect)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


My fandoms (that I will beta for):

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Clone Wars

Kim Possible

Once Upon a Time

Revenge (once I get up to date on the storyline)

Guardians of Ga'hoole (there SO aren't enough of these stories out there!)

Artemis Fowl


LET THE STRANGENESS COMMENCE:


If you know what "idiosyncrasies" means, copy and paste this to your profile.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir; when you are born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE discrimination.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

If you've looked a gift llama in the mouth, and soon found that they spit, post this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you eat more cookies than vegetables a day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

All pigs are equal, some are more equal than others.

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

If you and fictional characters have conversations in your head, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of those characters in your head...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever spend too much time in front of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

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Eyes of Fire by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
What if Morgana had saved Merlin in the very beginning, sealing their bond? Would Merlin be able to return the favor when Morgana's greatest foe becomes herself, or are our destinies really set in stone? Canon pairings.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,541 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Merlin, Morgana
Rainbow Dreams by Rachie17 reviews
Alice/Bella Please review so I know whether to continue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Alice, Bella
Holly the Waitress by The Creatress reviews
Holly is undercover as a waitress, and Artemis shows up simply to make a bad day even worse. ... Okay, fine, I'll call it what it is - PWP.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A chance meeting by bhut reviews
Assajj attempts to give Ahsoka "The Talk". That doesn't go very well.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ahsoka T., Asajji Ventress - Complete
Merlin IM by 666BlackFire666 reviews
Arthur, Morgana, Gwen and Merlin on instant messager.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
That Could've Been Me by 4chunfvrsthbrave reviews
What if Faith had the cool mom and stable upbringing and Buffy was an orphan with a troubled past?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,906 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Buffy S., Faith L.
The Right Move by 6Dylan9 reviews
Season Five. Faith comes back to Sunnydale by request. Bumping into Buffy the first night she's there proves surprising - One shot, smutty, not much more fancy than that.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Faith L., Buffy S. - Complete
His Smile by Tibbins reviews
Merlin is gone from his room ... Again. Where does he go? And why doesn't he smile anymore? Set a month or so after 'Lady of the Lake' Please read. Hope you enjoy :P Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Where the Heart Is by fembuck reviews
Morgana knows Camelot, but it is no longer her home. Morgana/Morgause, femslash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Morgana, Morgause - Complete
To Tomorrow by fembuck reviews
After a year away from Camelot it is time for Morgana to return, but first she and Morgause must say goodbye. Morgana/Morgause, femslash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Morgana, Morgause - Complete
Artemis, To The Power Of 8 by The Creatress reviews
Holly makes the mistake of telling Artemis about a dream she had. Now, look at the rating and guess what the title is refering to...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Opening Is Just the Start by brickroad16 reviews
Morgana chronicles the progression of her relationship with Merlin and how much he's changed her. M/M.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
In Need Of A Friend by RoseRedMisery reviews
Something tragic happens to Artemis, and things don't get better when Holly refuses to talk to him. What will her coldness do to him? Character death and lemons. Rated M for a reason! Don't read if you're under 14.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Crumble by Vicky-V reviews
It's okay for her to fall apart. He'll help her back up afterwards. MerlinxMorgana.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Merlin, Morgana
Three's Company by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
Hiding secrets is nothing new to Merlin, but when he messes up, he is going to have to face Arthur. Is magic really his biggest secret though? ArthurMerlin SLASH, more warnings inside.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
The Quiet by fembuck reviews
Gwen and Morgana share a quiet moment together amidst the chaos. GwenMorgana, MorganaGwen, femslash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
The Scales Have Changed by nutshak reviews
In which Eragon attempts to explain to Saphira the meaning of the expression: The Scales Have Changed.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Another Night by InkQuillz reviews
Merlin/Arthur. The boys enjoy a night to themselves.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
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That Thin Blue Line reviews
She's always told herself that love is weakness. Ventress/Ahsoka Unsure on rating, but M to be safe.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Asajji Ventress, Ahsoka T.
The Bond of Souls reviews
It's fairy mating season, and Holly goes to the surface to have a vacation with Artemis at Fowl Manor. But when love blossoms they must choose between their races and each other... Holly/Artemis rated M for a reason!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Night Warriors reviews
Buffy is struggling with her life. Will the unexpected help of Faith be enough to pull her through the darkness, or will the proud slayer lay down and surrender?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Buffy S., Faith L.
The Great Plight reviews
Ezylryb is acting strange, and Soren becomes absorbed in an insidious plot against the tree. Can he thwart it with the aid of a newfound ally? Soren/Nyra There may be an...intimate scene. Beware!
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Soren, Nyra
Which do I choose? reviews
What if Nimueh had survived Merlin s attack on the Isle of the Blessed? Rated M for possible dirtyness in later chapters. DISCONTINUED.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Merlin, Nimueh - Complete
Magic in Camelot reviews
What if Mordred came back to Camelot...and fell in love? Merlin/Mordred SLASH. Rated for slash and some sexual content. DISCONTINUED!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
Nightime reviews
Merlin and Morgana spend a quiet night together. Rated K for all audiences. Merlin/Morgana pairing.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
A Dragonlords Tiny Problem reviews
Merlin has a big problem. What will happen when Arthur finds out? Read to find out, and it s hopefully better than the review. Might become Arthur/Merlin later on. DISCONTINUED!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete