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Joined 08-27-02, id: 259543
I was on vacation, and Im going to keep these quotes here for a while, so just bear with it. Thanks!

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

You know they call corn on the cob, corn on the cob, but that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that corn, they should call every other version corn off the cob. It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call it Mitch. Then reattach it and call me Mitch-all-together...

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion!… Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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Metal Gear Solid: Capital Punishment by NeoNecron reviews
[-Chapter 6 is Up!!-] GW has been recreated but not yet launched. It's up to Snake and Otacon to shut it down, but with Snake's disappearance lately, Otacon is left to do it himself. Don't forget to R&R!!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002
Darkest Days by sgdfs reviews
It's been four months since Samus had destroyed Zebes, and yet she still can't get the horrific metroids out of her dreams. Now temporarily settled on a planet, she finds a mysterious bounty hunter who isn't quite what she expected. CHAP 5 IS NOW UP!!
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,167 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2002 - Published: 9/3/2001
The Daily Lives of Snake and Otacon by mgs otaku reviews
[Snake and Otacon join FFAG, details within.] The Daily Lives of Philanthropy are back! ^_^ w00t!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,384 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2002 - Published: 12/11/2001
The Third Law by Lex1 reviews
"A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law." (Chapter 4) X and Zero make the happy discovery that some people just don't stay dead like sensible folk. There's one in every crowd.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,353 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2002 - Published: 9/4/2001